Fake masculinity: the genre

Fake masculinity: the genre

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is real masculinity?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The friends we made along the way.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.. what is masculinity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ruggedness, leadership, decisiveness, grit.
        stuff like that.
        probably better to describe what isn't masculine to better describe it better.
        you know, through negation since that acknowledges that masculinity exists despite our fumblings with nominally defining it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm..
      >Keanu Reeves
      >Jack Black
      >Obama
      Do I even need to go on?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The good the bad and the ugly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit sweathearts
        only missing Nick Offerman and Mark Strong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree on Nick Offerman, but Mark Strong is alright.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stanley Tucci looking ass homie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      like cars and beer and hot sauce bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cars can be cool though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking sloppy gay dick up your crusted butthole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punching holes in the wall

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i felt that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        punching holes in myself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is real masculinity?

      Cutting your dick off according to OP.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's being man enough to admit women are just as strong as men and trannies are heckin valid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brokeback Mountain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avoided this movie for years but it's actually kino

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          im just not going to watch the gay cowboy movie is all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever Fukumoto writes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what moobie is dis from?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Akagi The Gambler (1995), the first live action adaptation of the manga.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ty bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheap whiskey, some cigars, a full tank of gas, and a gun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.. what is masculinity

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raising your wife's son.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a boy a good role model so that he grows up to positively impact the world and provide for his own family
        Wow, what a tragedy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like eating steaks and playing football and stuff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leaving gas station bathrooms "out of order"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Individualism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.. what is masculinity

      Healthy masculinity is real masculinity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is "healthy masculinity?"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only healthy masculinity is pure masculinity.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making lesser men feel bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon hand, Buddha heart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ken Burns documentaries
      films starring Klaus Kinski

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve found that the most masculine men are also the most selfless. In a genuine way, not to impress others.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genghis Khan never gave anyone else anything, and he was the manliest motherfricker to ever live.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Genghis Khan never gave anyone else anything
          He gave his subjects religious freedom and created an international postal system.
          I also vaguely recall he rewarded loyalty and success for generals like Subutai who I think was originally a goat herder or something.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He'd behead Muslims if they washed in their local rivers because Mongols banned doing that for religious reasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Esoteric hitler worship

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Masculinity...well to be frank I don't like the word. Masculinity is toxic, but if you're asking what it means to be a man I can answer that
      >It means stepping up. Stepping up to take care of that single mother's baby. Stepping up to SPEAK UP for trans rights. Stepping up for minorities and other at risk groups
      >Now I know i'm a real country bumpkin...but if it was between a city slickin' liberal and one of them 'maga' republicans
      >Well I know what side of history i'd wanna be on...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is copied from somewhere right? If not you should get into screenwriting.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Original 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you call muhammad ali by his real name cassius clay. that's a telltale sign

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting drunk and fighting people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me fricking your mum

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a supportive husband, doting father, empowering women

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love Cheyenne so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      50s westerns are kino.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here's that 22 year old kid I was telling you about
        they just don't make them like they used to

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Masculinity is fragile, yes, and it is disgusting that women laugh at and mock this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you're afraid of horses?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fake living in that shit. Riding horseback. sleeping on the ground.
    Your gays just fly around lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the "wild west" never happened
      if you went back in time to the western frontier it would look nothing like these movies
      it's a manchild fantasy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deadwood is realistic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit the 1980s didn't even happen.
        We're living in a simulation and everything that happened yesterday is made up post-truth narrative.
        The most believable lie about the past wins.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey can you come to the window real quick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright then, tell us what the western frontier looked like compared to the movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          more bricks
          a lot more bricks

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for one thing
          men didn't wore those funny cowboy hats
          majority of men wore bowler hats

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are city folk. They also had access to technology like lithograph photography which is why the style is so predominant in the era. Cameras were expensive and a painstaking process to capture a picture. Things that frontiersmen didn’t have access to, and any picture of the frontier is priceless antiquities of history.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Those are city folk.
              those are criminals, anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >men didn't wore those funny cowboy hats

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >those are criminals
            and so are these

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small towns, horses and railroads never existed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        john ford already invalidated this criticism in his seminal the man who shot liberty valance so you can go suck another dick now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's what fools like you don't understand: you can debunk the factual accounts of any myth but you accomplish nothing because myths are about truth not facts. I say this as an atheist who realized one day that dedicating oneself to debunking mythology as well as discarding the truths and morals behind them makes one no better than a religious fundamentalist.

        Saying that the real American West of the 19th century is like telling someone that The Ten Commandments did not really happen or that professional wrestling is not real.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh yeah you think that period was manly? well guess again you toxic chud it was FAKE! My proof? well movies are fake aswell! Anything that has anything to do with masculinity didn't really exist!
        everytime with this shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cowboys

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    Centurions

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      couldn't be more wrong
      knights>pirates>gangsters(wops or irish)>astronauts>romans>vikings>gangsters(blacks and cartels)>massive power gap>samurais

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up *shoots you with my big iron*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      knights=pirates>Roman Centurions>Roman Centurions>vikings>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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      >cowboys>>>>

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      couldn't be more wrong
      knights>pirates>gangsters(wops or irish)>astronauts>romans>vikings>gangsters(blacks and cartels)>massive power gap>samurais

      Shut up *shoots you with my big iron*

      knights=pirates>Roman Centurions>Roman Centurions>vikings>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]>cowboys>>>>[...]

      Knights>Soldiers>Pirates>Cowboys>Vikings>Explorers(Indiana Jones)>Boxers>Gangsters>Astronauts>Roman Centurions>Samurai

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      couldn't be more wrong
      knights>pirates>gangsters(wops or irish)>astronauts>romans>vikings>gangsters(blacks and cartels)>massive power gap>samurais

      knights=pirates>Roman Centurions>Roman Centurions>vikings>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]>cowboys>>>>[...]

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      Knights>Soldiers>Pirates>Cowboys>Vikings>Explorers(Indiana Jones)>Boxers>Gangsters>Astronauts>Roman Centurions>Samurai

      70s and 80s Truck Drivers >>>>>Piss Jugs>>>>>>>The Rest

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fathers's favorite movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      samurai>vikings>knights>pirates>romans>astronauts>gangsters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pirates>Knights>Cowboys>Gangsters>Samurai>Astronauts>Vikings>Roman Centurions

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cowboys

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      Centurions

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      >>>>>>>>>

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Knights = warrior elites who lived and died by a code of honor
      >Roman Centurions = proud citizens of Rome who served for profit, status and glory
      >Samurai = autistic jap versions of knights
      >Pirates = depends on the era, some of the Bong privateers were pretty based
      >Vikings = farmers who raided others
      >Astronauts = turbo nerds with pilots licences
      >Cowboys = literally just cow herders and farm hands.
      >Gangsters = lazy, low IQ thugs who have to commit crime to get ahead
      In that order chud

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Knights = Upjumped mercenaries with titles who regularly raped and pillaged
        >Roman Centurions = Soldiers
        >Samurai = Soldiers but with more rape
        >Pirates = Warriors against established dynastic and colonistic governments fleecing them for wealth and establishing their own OUTER HEAVENs
        >Vikings = Raping and Pillaging
        >Astronauts = DWEEBS
        >Cowboys = Multiskilled frontiersmen who worked in cooperatives of people they directly knew or independently
        >Gangsters = Emerged from immigrants getting treated like shit by local law and citizens and went from defense force to criminals focused on wealth

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Samurais are literal chink knights. The mixture of priestly and soilder = Knight/Samurai.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the honor system with euro knights is different from the nip system, they're much closer to rank and file soldiers, especially after tokugawa subverted the revolution and canonized the "you stay in your lane, Black personu"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do cyborgs and guys that wear their hat backwards rank?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where the FRICK do you think we stand, playa?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. Harming horses and cows is not masculine. Go vegan.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shit it's all about degenerate killers and robbers.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cowboys are cool, frick off pussy

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only manly movies are the 70's gritty vigilante thrillers like Dirty Harry and Death Wish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jerimiah johnson disapproves

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critiques masculine stereotypes and the hypocrisies and problems that emerge from adhering to those stereotypes
    >morons only think the genre is muh machismo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are talking about a relative handful of subversive movies, you moronic homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally john ford westerns

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cowboys are so fricking gay

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and these

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the Glanton Gang?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they are the Logan Brothers. The one in the middle I believe is Harvey Logan (infamously known as Kid Curry) he apparently rode with Butch Cassidy and his gang.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake masculinity

    no. the realist

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me what they like about Westerns. Like why would I care about anything in Stagecoach. They're all the same movie.

    Arguably, the goyslop of the 1960s.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re earthy. Elemental. Primitive. Often have quite a languid narrative. Pure cinema.
      Also Stagecoach is from the 1930s you fool. Unless you mean the ‘60s remake, which…why would you mean that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a depiction of the world before big government, giant corporations and mass media.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but in reality the merchants were the cowboys. There will be blood is more realistic "western" than all that unrealistic cowboy slop.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also cowboys are a stand in for what was the Chivalric Knight, ut this isn't a reality in American history.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good cinematography
      >a sense of the mythology of americana
      >often infused with ethical conflicts of social, historical and economic issues
      >huge range of subject matters and characters
      >required such a small budget commitment that there were many auteur filmmakers who could make superb westerns
      >still highly accessible
      You can argue that every genre is full of utter trash but the best westerns beat the best scifi, capeshit and medieval epics

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be a cowboy so bad bros...
    I want to move to the American countryside

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