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>get frank langella fired from his swan song because he touched your thigh

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His swan song is Angry Neighbors.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't place her face, but was this b***h in an episode of Creepshow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This slag.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the actresses name?

        Frank was Skeletor with all his heart. I'll make this b***h my enemy for life. Name please.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ruth codd

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard of her, she has like 3 credits, definitely saw this as a way to further her career. What a shitbag

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the hair eating assistant from the boys

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible phenotype and haircut

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally the girl you take home when your black out drunk. the fact she's irish is proof.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO MORE CASUAL TOUCHING, OLD MAN

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was the same actress the whole show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      as fugly as that actress is, she is incredible at her job. love her as Ashley in da boiz

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys aren't actually watching this garbage, right?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > On March 25 of this year, I was performing a love scene with the actress playing my young wife. Both of us were fully clothed. I was sitting on a couch, she was standing in front of me. The director called “cut.” “He touched my leg,” said the actress. “That was not in the blocking.” She then turned and walked off the set, followed by the director and the intimacy coordinator. I attempted to follow but was asked to “give her some space.” I waited for approximately one hour, and was then told she was not returning to set and we were wrapped.

    >Not long after, an investigation began. Approximately one week later, Human Resources asked to speak to me by phone. “Before the love scene began on March 25,” said the questioner, “our intimacy coordinator suggested where you both should put your hands. It has been brought to our attention that you said, ‘This is absurd!’” “Yes,” I said, “I did. And I still think so.” It was a love scene on camera. Legislating the placement of hands, to my mind, is ludicrous. It undermines instinct and spontaneity. Toward the end of our conversation, she suggested that I not contact the young lady, the intimacy coordinator, or anyone else in the company. “We don’t want to risk retaliation,” she said. When I mentioned that it was certainly not my intention to … she cut me off politely and said: “Intention is not our concern. Netflix deals only with impact.”

    https://deadline.com/2022/05/frank-langella-refutes-allegations-of-unacceptable-behavior-fired-by-netflix-1235017544/amp/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine making Frank Langella apologize for acting.

      ruth codd

      Thanks. Ruth Codd is now my enemy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At age 23, she decided to have her right leg amputated below the knee due to complications from breaking her foot at age 15
        Hahahhahahaa!!!

        No retaliation needed. This b***h is a horrible hateful person and deserves her misery. Dumb TikTok c**t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was he supposed to be roderick?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he was Roderick, they shot half his scenes before he was fired

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it worked out then because his replacement was great

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he was supposed to be Pym. Ngl, I think Greenwood was better. Langella's too old. Greenwood's face pulls the evil womanizer bit more.
            [...]
            I will agree there. It's extremely formulaic. But I had fun binging it, so eh. It's not like they're making a ton of Halloween stuff these days.

            I agree, the actor for Roderick killed it.
            Easily the best actor in the show and he completely carried it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, I assumed he at least was trying to get it on IRL. How the frick can you be offended by someone playing your husband touching your leg during a love scene?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >support the hiring of clearly mentally ill people who crave and seek conflict and confrontation and get this every time
      Not my problem Franko 😉

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At age 23, she decided to have her right leg amputated below the knee due to complications from breaking her foot at age 15
      Hahahhahahaa!!!

      No retaliation needed. This b***h is a horrible hateful person and deserves her misery. Dumb TikTok c**t.

      I'm going to smash this troony's face in for what she did to Skeletor
      >he touched my fake leg!
      That's why you never give minorities or handicaps an inch, because they'll always take a mile. They think society owes them because they weren't born white males.

      what the frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure this makes her unhireable for future productions
      Just a walking lawsuit waiting to happen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how long that becomes a noticeable pattern with directors. They stop trusting actors who are obsessively "by the book"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking b***h. I hope Hamas paraglides onto her home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One more reason never to give Netflix a dime.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmm that sucks. I actually like the actress too, she played her role well in The Midnight Club.
      Though I'm sure Frank did overstep.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was supposed to be Pym. Ngl, I think Greenwood was better. Langella's too old. Greenwood's face pulls the evil womanizer bit more.

      I thought this show was quite pointless
      >first episode establishes based Roderick’s family died
      >ep 2-7 just shows all of them dying
      >last episode is just people talking about dying

      I expected some explanation, but it was just muh ghost

      Also this show had no reason to be 8 hours long, most of the characters you can just remove and nothing would have changed
      >based mark hamill was wasted, had nothing to do with the plot
      >the white hair gilf sister added nothing to the plot
      >OP pic rel druggie wife was just a waste of screen time
      I feel a bit cheated of my extremely valuable time with this colourful garbage

      I will agree there. It's extremely formulaic. But I had fun binging it, so eh. It's not like they're making a ton of Halloween stuff these days.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow some rich butthole learned he can't do whatever the frick with no consequences. my heart breaks for him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes doctor, you can remove my inflamed appendix but don't you dare look at my love handles! that's a step to far!

      If you want a shit job, this is how you go about it.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to smash this troony's face in for what she did to Skeletor
    >he touched my fake leg!
    That's why you never give minorities or handicaps an inch, because they'll always take a mile. They think society owes them because they weren't born white males.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S
      A FRICKING
      troony

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show has a racemixed family. Why are you watching it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up

      Also it’s because the father fricks every woman he meets and has tons of bastards. They’re all shitty people too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's woke trash, LMAO, in the second episode the Black person b***hes about how incompetent racists get promoted and not him. Cuckflix literally takes modern leftwing political environment and does the opposite and pretends its real, pure fantasy made for left wing troony freaks that have never left their basement.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gave it a shot but saw 2 black leads and knew race politics would be front and center. Edgar Alan Poe never wrote niggets into his stories and it disgusts me Netflix is soiling his legacy.

      Grow up

      Also it’s because the father fricks every woman he meets and has tons of bastards. They’re all shitty people too

      You're part of the problem. It used to be "ew this show has a black actor playing a white role, gross!" and now you Bidengays are like, "oh only two black actors not bad and I can totally see how they'd be related to the white family."

      You're telling anons to grow up? I'd like to squeeze your liberal throat until your eyes pop out. And then I do the same to your fricking worthless family for raising you wrong.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I'd like to squeeze your liberal throat until your eyes pop out

        Trump lost

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Race politics has nothing to do with the story, you homosexual. It’s just rich people being awful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling anons to grow up? I'd like to squeeze your liberal throat until your eyes pop out. And then I do the same to your fricking worthless family for raising you wrong.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no arrow therefore you look like that and you say that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you posting John Oliver?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And this is what you look like LMAO

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is he biting his tongue?
            How can someone who is bald fat and bearded look effeminate?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can barely squeeze toothpaste out of a tube let alone overpower another human being

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to dedicate my life to trashing this series on Cinemaphile
    It's about time lefties realize we've had enough of your woke homosexualry

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS WANT

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    [...]

    [...]

    You ruined Cinemaphile forever

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this show was quite pointless
    >first episode establishes based Roderick’s family died
    >ep 2-7 just shows all of them dying
    >last episode is just people talking about dying

    I expected some explanation, but it was just muh ghost

    Also this show had no reason to be 8 hours long, most of the characters you can just remove and nothing would have changed
    >based mark hamill was wasted, had nothing to do with the plot
    >the white hair gilf sister added nothing to the plot
    >OP pic rel druggie wife was just a waste of screen time
    I feel a bit cheated of my extremely valuable time with this colourful garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but it was just muh ghost
      I mean, that's the point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why? They never explain why this ghost came at them

        The whole moral part of “muh addicting opioids are bad” fell flat when it’s just a ghost offering them a fortune and success, with no fear of the law, but their bloodline will die. So is it the ghosts the villain?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not him, but ultimately the story has no point
          the "devil" isn't interesting at all, she's just a random supernatural being that is apparently bored and likes to enter into nonsensical deals purely out of malevolence
          the siblings are ruthless individuals and they remain ruthless individuals to the end
          the "twist" is that bad people exist and feel no repentance, really shocking

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And in the end it didn’t matter for the family if they were good or bad people, as in the Leonore girl who was the only one from the family who wasn’t evil also died. So what’s the point of all this

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's no point
              that's why it feels so hollow in the end

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >purely out of malevolence
            I wouldn't call it malevolence, she gave each sibling an out to at least die peacefully instead of an extremely painful freakshow.
            Aside from that, your standard faustian bargain, she offers riches and power for a price.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point of the movie is that the people Verna gives a contract to be rich never do anything to really help humanity. All the businesses and money they make, and they never set up charities to help the poor, starving or needy. She even muses on that herself at one point.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it seems to me that she was omniscient, knew exactly what was going to happen and even knew what they’re alternate lives would’ve been

            I think she appears not just to anybody but to people who find themselves in a position to become very powerful and then “pushes” causality in such a way as to make that outcome possible, she wouldn’t appear to someone like you or me but suppose you were about to stumble onto a breakthrough on teleportation or anti aging formula

            Well then you would get a visit from her

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they even filming sex scenes?
    Titillating hacks.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the first episode last night, Gloves is back at it again with white hair being the finest thing on two legs.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, he was being a dickhead.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One scene involved a discussion about a character that had gone to the bar. “Frank added during the blocking, ‘And then she took all her clothes and fricked the whole bar in front of the whole crew.’ No one laughed. There was no joke to set it up, it was just a thing he said,” an eyewitness told Deadline.
    >Langella also allegedly inquired about the body makeup applied on an actor playing a character that had been badly burnt, asking the person whether the makeup extended to his genitalia; if the fire had “burnt your dick?” “It was grossly inappropriate,” a source said.
    >Then there was a crude sex joke Langella allegedly told multiple times in front of crew members and staff about elderly people in a nursing home where a guy dumps a girlfriend because she has Parkinson’s and her hand shakes when she is holding his penis, multiple sources told Deadline.
    >Additionally, “he asked cast members about their sexual experiences,” a source at the production told Deadline. Added another: “He spoke graphically about his own sexual history to many people even as they were trying to get out of those conversations.”
    >People who have known Langella a long time are not particularly surprised, pointing to the actor’s 2012 memoir Dropped Names, which is full of tales of sexual escapades and dirty jokes. The New York Times called the book “satisfyingly scandalous” in its review, which was titled “Cheerful Debauchery.”
    >In addition to sexually charged and explicit remarks, the use of racially insensitive “comments and jokes” by Langella also was the subject of Netflix’s investigation, several sources told Deadline.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an butthole

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was the plan there?
    Give everyone a cold shower?
    That seems counter-productive for an orgy.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After 2017, its common sense not to do any of these at work out of self-preservation:
    > Casually touch a woman.
    > Speak to women about anything that isn't related to the work at hand.
    > Make a joke to a woman, even if its related to work.
    > Have a meeting alone with a woman in a private office or conference room.
    > Go out to lunch alone with a woman, or a group of women as the only male, even if its a professional lunch.
    > Entertain any woman's advances or perceived flirtations if you are in a professional setting.
    > Show any emotional reaction, positive or negative, to a woman at work.
    I'm not saying doing this things will get you in trouble, just open you up to future liability. A Chad could do all of these and be fine, but all it takes is one bitter woman at work to ruin him. Frank should have known this, especially since he works in show business.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frank should have known this, especially since he works in show business
      Lots of boomers try to cling to the old ways. Like they should be except from any blowback.

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