>family is murdered by assassins
>protagonist fights karate tree in a three minute montage
>is now capable of defeating room full of ninjas
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>family is murdered by assassins. >protagonist fights karate tree in a three minute montage
>all without smearing her makeup
>tfw you can now CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOW DOWN CHOP CHOW DOWN TO CHINATOWN with your neenja skillz
What is the third wooden arm supposed to represent?
the curtains were fricking blue
You're the hero we need
Sensible woodchuckl.
I'm pretty sure it's used for body conditioning, strengthening the skin/bones when you hit with them, so I would assume the dick is there to train some part of your legs (likely shins).
Wrong.
Correct.
These wooden dummies are mainly used for Wing Chun, so they're used to practice the parrying/redirecting and striking at the same time. I don't think Wing Chun practitioners do a lot of shin conditioning, since they don't actually fight. I don't even think you kick with your shin in Wing Chun, and you absolutely wouldn't see one of these dummies in a Muay Thai gym.
wing chun is like tae kwon do. it's dancing. but i can see brazilians using this for their shin conditioning if they don't have access to palm karate trees
TKD at least has active competition, even if it is point fighting so I wouldn't really put it in the same category. I've trained with some guys from a TKD background, and some of the kicks they threw were no jokes.
Also, the palm tree thing is Muay Thai, not karate. It's also Instagram bait for farang tourists, actual fighters do their shin conditioning by kicking a bag. That said, if you do ever train in Thailand you should go to one of the places where you can kick a tree down for the fun of it.
they all represent the direction of an opponent's strikes
So what do you do, punch and kick around them and that's it?
you're supposed to practice blocking and deflecting them
It's a piece of wood, it isn't attacking me
youre meant to lay it down then have all the beginners stick a knob up their ass
how many women can sit on a barstool?
4, just flip it upside down
ass pussy mouth
Yeah first 3 posts are really funny and have me laughin.
Now Imma go hit my karate tree.
HA YA NA HA YA HO YA HEI NAI HUP
Someone is supposed to move it back and forth for you.
Demonstration of martial skill against a vicious attacker
Dumbfrick will accidentally hit his dog.
asians think their meat tastes better when the animal was tortured. hitting it is probably equal to tenderizing
*cue seething racists trying to slander a funny Asian*
NO KISSING IN KARATE
GIWTWM
Preparing his dinner
cute
was this breed just born to be a meme for humans?
they're actually samurai dogs bread for battle
this world just sucks so much that they have no other use now except for memes
please dont call asians a "breed"
It's a corgi not a doge
This is actually really cool. Doggos have such good reflexes.
>Doggos
so if i kick this things ass i can kick anybodys ass? sounds ez tbh senpai
Do trees have asses?
i think setting it on fire would count as winning
It’s a Chinese hat rack
The only movies I ever see these in are Jackie Chan movies. Maybe an Ip Man movie.
wowzers trousers I really want to shove those things up my ass
>OP has never fought a karate tree in a three minute montage
>OP is not capable of defeating room full of ninjas
Hmmm...
So, what does Cinemaphile train in?
i believe "some other thing" is tai chi
but no, pipebomb.
Firearms. Beats every martial art in the world.
Foil fencing
It’s not supposed to even represent real sword fighting which is the best
Sabre idiots don’t @ me
Balintawak, because you are actually allowed to carry a stick or stick-like object in civilized society,
I just ride my bike and lift weights tbh
How do you keep your balance when lifting weights on your bike?
These new shoes. They're called Balances
I'm just built different
boxing
>super fun
>great cardio
>made tons of friends
>met tons of girls
>fixed my social moronation somewhat
I was already in shape before but it does wonders for confidence
>family is murdered
>protagonist fights bag and ducks under a pool noodle in a three minute montage
>is now capable of fighting a room full of ninjas
well a pool noodle isn't japanese. you gotta train against something japanese to gain power.
The Japanese literally invented noodles, and probably pools, baka gaijin.
Spaghetti is Italian, chinks stole it from Marco Polo
>fixed my social moronation somewhat
100% this for any social moron, TAKE UP BOXING. you'll meet a lot of people who might otherwise either torment you or not give you the time of day who are socially obligated to be nice and supportive to you, it's almost a cheat code for social interaction.
>why boxing, specifically?
highest chance of meeting normal, pragmatically-minded people who can hold a conversation, basically what BJJ nerds think they are
if you're still at the level where you walk around and dick measure about which martial art you study then you're not the mature one in the conversation. different arts have different strengths and weaknesses. you should always lead with a healthy level of respect for anyone that you come across because you never know who they are and, in your case especially, you don't always have an accurate assessment of yourself either.
also:
>shoots a single on you
>heh, nothing personnel kid
>chides me for dick measuring martial arts
>procedes to dick measure martial arts
thank you for proving my point, btw
that's the joke you fricking moron.
cope
Everything about boxing seems engaging and fun but I don't care to actually get in the ring
You don't have to, you could just be a sparring partner for someone who actually competes
Muay Thai, though I've also trained kickboxing and a little BJJ.
Only one kind of martial arts for true white people
But E W Barton-Wright was a huge weeaboo. He spoke at the Japan Society of London and brought multiple Japanese jiu-jitsu instructors over from Japan to teach at his club.
Barbreastsu is really cool as a historical oddity, and an early example of mixed martial arts but if you train Barbreastsu in 2023 you 100% can't fight.
Boxing (and it is fricking expensive). Boots and gloves of different sizes suck to buy. You pay for a sparring gym that you are too injured to use half the time. One dumbass showboating can frick your orbital or break your nose and you're out for weeks.
BJJ right now
just in it for ground game I did boxing from my teens up until my 20s so I'm fairly okay at striking
wish I picked up grappling earlier because getting limbered up above 30 is challenging
Savate and Judo in the past. I accidentally trained to become a French Anti-Terror operator somehow. Now I just Box.
I'm on uncle Ted side
>Protagonist is kidnapped and gets sealed in a room for 15 years
>Punches the wall for many years
>Is now capable of defeating a room with 20 armed men
nobody has seen your dumb best korea movie
>OP has never hit the karate tree
Ngmi
Everytime you hit it you get +1 exp duh. Just start hitting it then go afk for a few days. Come back and you're max level.
Simple as really.
BBC dildo stick.
Have you tried fighting a karate tree? Didn't think so.
>let's everyone practice on it and think they are improving their skills
>secretly learning everybody's moves
you can acutally get some usefull skills training in wing chun like trap fighting and blind counter fighting
everything else is useless though
but those 2 things you get from it are complementary to muay thai & jiujitsu