Fantasy 'documentaries'

>there were advanced civilizations before 10,000BC (lol)
>there are nearly no remnants of them because cataclysmic events destroyed everything (ridiculous)
>pyramids across the world are proof of the unified culture of those civilizations (absurd)
>every single archeologist is wrong but me
>every archeologist is involved in a conspiracy to conceal this truth
>bald muscle man and his million fans with no academic training agree with me

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's right and you are wrong. seethe harder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even an archaeologist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        archaeologists are moronic homosexuals who have no idea what they are talking about and regurgitate whatever their choice of publication shits out. theyre glorified bookclub members.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Archaeologists know more about archaeology and ancient civilizations than anyone else, certainly more than you.
          >regurgitate whatever their choice of publication shits out
          Cope and seethe. Maybe Graham should actually write and article and get it peer-reviewed and published.

          Virtually all were buried underwater by the Meltwater Pulse B when the area that would become the Black Sea and coastal areas around pre-flood Anatolia were flooded. They were the first civilizations after the 100,000 years of rape wars with the Neanderthals. The rest are built on the Levant, over thousands of years of old structures.

          Nice fantasy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would've cheered as they murdered Galileo. Mindless homosexual. Enjoy your short-lived career as the evidence becomes more and more undeniable and all you've assumed is proven to be the opposite.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I'll just keep publishing articles about trans folx in prehistory thanks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trans folx
                The preferred nomenclature is TWO SPIRIT you eurocentric chud

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                erm ackshully the GALA priests in sumeria??? they wuz kangs cuz they got the black heads

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Originally specialists in singing lamentations, gala appear in temple records dating back from the middle of the 3rd millennium BC. According to an old Babylonian text, Enki created the gala specifically to sing "heart-soothing laments" for the goddess Inanna.
                wewlad war truly never changes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no but he did ayahuasca once so he knows his shit, bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre wrong and so is he. seethe deez nutz.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people destroyed most of the world's civilizations

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whypipo dun wash dey legs

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are nearly no remnants of them because cataclysmic events destroyed everything (ridiculous)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redditland

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hyper-advanced, hyper-intelligent civilisations were oblivious to the sea level rising over the course over 9000 years and never thought to move

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and never needed anything inland that would ever leave evidence, no mining, no forestry, no agriculture.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hyper-advanced, hyper-intelligent civilisations
        According to you.
        >sea level rise over the course of 9000 years
        There were centuries where it rose by over half a meter and if your IQ were higher than your body temperature then you would understand how that could destroy a coastal civilisation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jokes on you I've got a fever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        relatively primitive tech in a constrained society as well as whatever diseases and barbarian hordes they had to contend with, it's not hard to conceive that a decently advanced civilization may have existed but lost everything due to a chain of terrible things happening.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't make me wikipedia this shit.
      is this a meme or real?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron
        doggerland is real
        the idea that it could have held a civilization and was wiped out instantly as doggerland suddenly dropped beneath the waves is moronic

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virtually all were buried underwater by the Meltwater Pulse B when the area that would become the Black Sea and coastal areas around pre-flood Anatolia were flooded. They were the first civilizations after the 100,000 years of rape wars with the Neanderthals. The rest are built on the Levant, over thousands of years of old structures.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you understand that academics don't want to admit to being wrong, so they always conceal everything? There's plenty of proof, but they won't let you see it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Academics always admit they are wrong. I listened to a seminar at my uni the other week by an archaeologist who said "my previous theory has been proven wrong" and presented new ideas.

      Why are you lying? Have you actually spoken to an archaeologist? How many journal articles have you read?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my no name loser homosexual professor said he was wrong
        Yeah, of course. He's wrong more than you know. Its the men in charge that we are discussing here, not you, you powerless academic twat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No name
          More like an extremely prominent, highly cited expert
          >you powerless academic twat.
          You know nothing about academia, you're not even university educated. You couldn't even tell me how many articles you've read.

          Go back to coding or driving trucks, this is our discipline and we won't let idiots like you drag it down

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know nothing about what you speak of. You're a homosexual. Case-closed. Archeologists are the biggest homosexuals in the universe.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just drive your trucks while we unlock the mysteries of our past

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never understand true archeology because you are an archeologist, thus a homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blue collar workers should be lobotomized and their mouths sewn shut

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gobleki Teppe. Nuff said. Seethe as blue collar workers supplement your existence as a bookclub homosexual who reads the most slop. You'll never have the eyes capable of seeing truth, even if it was right in front of you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only know one archaeological site and you keep regurgitating it

                >You couldn't even tell me how many articles you've read.
                Is there a MyAnimeList for JSTOR you pompous c**t

                Yes there is actually but it's for educated people only

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain Gobleki Teppe. You cant. LOL!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Semi-nomadic trading hub

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah
                Speak English four-eyes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So...not nomadic. They just went on hikes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They would've settled down in certain seasons where there wasn't a lot of hunting to be done

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That makes sense. They would build gigantic stone megaliths every time they got bored. Whenever there isnt a lot of food, why not build gigantic stone structures

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You couldn't even tell me how many articles you've read.
            Is there a MyAnimeList for JSTOR you pompous c**t

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a pretty common trope, starting in even in ancient greece, of great innovators and thinkers being treated as outcasted liars, heathens or morons for going against status quo. I'm sure this time it's different.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except this time the geniuses don't even have a basic understanding of archaeology and consistently misrepresent the facts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They had their, now known to be moronic and wrong, arguments at that time that echo what you said. Weird, how such things repeat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a stupid fricking post. if an academic makes a discovery, literally anything at all, they shout it to the heavens and show everyone they fricking can. why? because it brings them money and recognition, which is all they care about. you think they care more about more about having an incorrect theory on their books than they do about being fricking famous for discovering the truth? you're a fricking moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        W R O N G !

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks the established heads of academia whose discoveries and reputations would be upended by the newcomer will simply roll over and relinquish their positions
        Don't be naive. Peer review is nothing but a way for established members to skim discoveries from powerless upandcomers by thumbing through them then resubmitting the discovery under their own name and magnanimously sharing the discovery. Just so long as it doesn't rock the boat too much. If it does it's simply suppressed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if the establishment only exists to skim fame and glory off the top of every discovery, wouldnt they jump at the opportunity to attach themselves to the discovery of a lifetime that rocks the boat of archaeology?
          if getting your name recognized is all that matters, wouldnt they publish those outlandish claims at every opportunity they get?
          if there was any evidence for a pre ice age advanced civilization, literally everyone would be throwing money at it, from universities to governments, for the bragging rights alone, rewriting the history of your country and humanity. theres absolutely no way to sit on this for long

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >jump at the opportunity to attach themselves to the discovery of a lifetime
            Not at all.
            Imagine that you run an archeological department.
            You have access to very limited funding for digs.
            Now imagine that some student is like, "I've been analysing maps and I think there could be a sunken something or other under the sea floor off the coast of Morocco."
            Are you going to fund that multi-million dollar dig?
            No you aren't, you are going to fund a near guaranteed dig in the treasure trove that is Turkey or North Africa or something because of an object that some random farmer accidentally dug up (vast majority of digsites are not found through research but by luck).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if there was any evidence for a pre ice age advanced civilization, literally everyone would be throwing money at it, from universities to governments, for the bragging rights alone, rewriting the history of your country and humanity
            >rewriting the history of your country and humanity
            This is the problem. Histories are firmly intertwined with ethnic groups. Groundbreaking discoveries like these can upend existing ethnic claims to land and result in all sorts of downstream consequences. Are you not aware of why NA natives are so vehement about maintaining total control of any and all remains, burial grounds and artifacts remotely attributable to their people? Egyptian academics are the same way for the same reason with the trove of Egyptian artifacts they hold under lock and key. There's a frick of a lot more at stake here than just personal scientific glory. There are deeply rooted political motivations behind what these people do.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There's a frick of a lot more at stake here than just personal scientific glory. There are deeply rooted political motivations behind what these people do.
              Just like with how China has been twisting the denisovan findings into how chinese people are superior.

              [...]
              [...]
              wow
              i lost braincells by reading this crap
              you are as dumb as graham hanwiener is

              You conceded, again moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how science works mate. Put the bong down.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how science works
        It's how humans work you fricking moron.
        It took 50 years for the mainsteam story about Tintagel to change because the lead expert on it was wrong and everyone just regurgitated what he said until new digs took place.
        Even for WW2, which is within living memory, there's a shit ton of wrong literature.
        Even pretending that Nazism is the same as Fascism is a political move by Communist professors to try and seperate those ideologies from their own.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jump at the opportunity to attach themselves to the discovery of a lifetime
          Not at all.
          Imagine that you run an archeological department.
          You have access to very limited funding for digs.
          Now imagine that some student is like, "I've been analysing maps and I think there could be a sunken something or other under the sea floor off the coast of Morocco."
          Are you going to fund that multi-million dollar dig?
          No you aren't, you are going to fund a near guaranteed dig in the treasure trove that is Turkey or North Africa or something because of an object that some random farmer accidentally dug up (vast majority of digsites are not found through research but by luck).

          >if there was any evidence for a pre ice age advanced civilization, literally everyone would be throwing money at it, from universities to governments, for the bragging rights alone, rewriting the history of your country and humanity
          >rewriting the history of your country and humanity
          This is the problem. Histories are firmly intertwined with ethnic groups. Groundbreaking discoveries like these can upend existing ethnic claims to land and result in all sorts of downstream consequences. Are you not aware of why NA natives are so vehement about maintaining total control of any and all remains, burial grounds and artifacts remotely attributable to their people? Egyptian academics are the same way for the same reason with the trove of Egyptian artifacts they hold under lock and key. There's a frick of a lot more at stake here than just personal scientific glory. There are deeply rooted political motivations behind what these people do.

          wow
          i lost braincells by reading this crap
          you are as dumb as graham hanwiener is

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >humans stacked rocks in a vaguely similar way = it was all done by the same people
    you have to be literally fricking moron to believe this guy

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TRUST THE SCIENCE
    >Gobekli Tepe
    >OK WEE WERE WRONG BUT NOW THE SCHIENCE IS PERFECT

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only based thing about the dude is that he sprinkles some Aryan/Hyperborea stuff in his books. He is a massive brainlet otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder how much of it is even conscious, because he'll go off and take a milquetoast "UGH WHITE COLONISTS SUCK!!! MING TREASURE VOYAGES RULE!" stance every now and then. in spite of articles painting this guy as a massive super nazi, I don't get any racial superiority angles from him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The idea of ancient 'advanced' civilizations existing in the third world and attributing all of the advancements of ancient indigenous thirdies to "they found the tech" is an old racist trope. Same deal with Atlantis in Africa or North America

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't see how it couldn't be conscious. He implies pretty strongly that those civilizations were white in at least one of his books.

        Who knows though, maybe he's changed his mind over time.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell this is true because it makes israeli people mad

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same company that made the black cleopatra doc also made this
    >morons believe it
    loving every laugh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are equally as factual. Seethe harder.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person detected. You were the same shoeshines then you are today.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's ok because the world needs shiny shoes.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile how do I integrate my haplogroup autism with the ancient apocalypse framework

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pyramids, from China to Peru

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do NOT bring up the link between Peru, Iran, New Zealand and the entire PNW coast from northern Oregon to Alaska

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the damage control is real (from archeologucks)
    science advances one death at a time

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genesis 1:2 YLT98
    [2] the earth hath existed waste and void, and darkness [is] on the face of the deep, and the Spirit of God fluttering on the face of the waters,

    The literal translation of Genesis describes an Earth which already exists but has had all life obliterated and needs to be repopulated.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch homosexual american DEBOONKER 'archeologist' with many views
    >he claims that archeological digs always go down to bedrock
    >immediately close video

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