>fantasy series. >english is called "the common tongue". >money is gold coins

>fantasy series
>english is called "the common tongue"
>money is gold coins
>technology hasn't progressed in centuries

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman character gets mentioned
    >"The female?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woman character gets mentioned in modern day hood or barrio setting
      >"the female?"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hasn't progressed in centuries
    This is the biggest one. It only took ~200 years for Europe to go from learning about gunpowder to guns replacing bows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but also maille was basically the best armour technology for 1000 years.

      So it's specific to the technology.
      But essentially you're correct, fantasy stories try to make everything like history but more epic. So instead of 100 knights it's 10,000 knights and instead of the dark ages lasting 500 years they last 5000 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but also maille was basically the best armour technology for 1000 years.
        Spoken like a true imbecile who has never looked into the technology of the medieval ages. Weapons, armor, metallurgy, philosophy; the medieval ages was the fastest growth of human knowledge the species had ever seen. What held it back was the centuries it took Europe to finally ask "what if the `great` ancient Greeks and Romans were in fact full of shit?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if gunpowder doesnt exist in that world? Have you thought of that huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, in the Forgotten Realms, wizards hunt down and kill people who make gunpowder. Only technology they approve of is allowed...or you die. The Gods also decided to cause gunpowder to be inert after someone did finally manage to overthrow the wizard cabal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, how did they invent gunpowder before guns.

      >look sire, I've invented gunpowder.
      >amazing, what do we do with it?
      >well, we have to wait for guns to be invented next
      >what are guns?
      >i have no idea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously hope you're joking. I haven't heard anything this stupid since my parents forced me to go to church

        EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD. REDDIT REALLY IS THE BEST WEBSITE.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How did you edit your post?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now if they had the science of futurolinguistics, they could have forseen the advent of the fire-arm and taken appropriate measures before it was invented.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        American education everyone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"look sir, i invented a projectile weapon that relies on gas expansion to accelerate an object."
        >"frick off Robert, what even is a gas, are you talking about miasma? Just go fetch me a bow you stupid peasant"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't belive some people fell for this
        It isn't even bait, it's just an ok shitpost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Chinese used gunpowder to make rockets centuries before anyone invented guns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they call it gunpowder if guns weren't invented yet?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny Omega is a cringe homosexual.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lord of the realm has an announcement
    >"frick e-drones"

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >english is called "the king's tongue"
    >money is minted coins the peasantry calls "crowns"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Crowns" does sound pretty good tho

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hasn't progressed in centuries
    It's actually regressed. The fallen ancient empires were always more advanced than the current setting.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you handle fictional currency

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't. I only write what I know to avoid immersion breaking inaccuracies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't have money until like 1800. everything before that was basically barter despite whatever your schizo school book told you about ancient roman banks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you are wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I read an interesting book, 13th century english villages had basically 0 currency but everything was valued by its monetary value in court and every day life even if the actual exchange was off produce, land, a cow or some shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That isn't interesting at all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a name that has some etymology to it in the same fictional world.
      Have more than one currency.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like normal currency because I would only write low fantasy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take the old English coinage and rename it to your liking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related for nobility or some magical equivalent. Moving gold is for final settlement of debts.

      Most day to day transactions use silver at a fixed ratio to gold and more base metal for even more minute values.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is gay israelite shit. the stick on its own has no value outside of your israelite lord and one of the only points of money is to trade with other people, places, kingdoms, etc. it would be easiest to just not have money and have peasants only trading

        i bet you rant about non-gold back currencies but then promote tally sticks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the stick on its own has no value outside of your israelite lord
          "Accept this or I'll rape your family to death" is a compelling argument. Fiat currency makes sense when you think about it, it's backed by coercion and fear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Peasants didn't use tally sticks you moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >peasants
          >trading

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The sticks were valuable because the King accepted them for taxes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Copper, silver, gold
      1 copper is basically how much a low class worker earns per day
      1 silver is about how much a middle class tradesmen would earn per day
      1 gold is how much an upper class ~~*banker*~~ "earns" per day

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gold coins really piss me off. Do you know how minute a gold coin would have to be to be useful for day to day transactions? The smallest gold coin issued in Medieval England was worth 20 pennies, and the penny itself would be divided into halfpennies and farthings. So there was a practical need for coinage 1/80th the value of the smallest gold coin for actual day to day life. People in fantasy settings trade big purses and sacks of gold that would have funded a pilgrimage to the holy land or bought a farm in the real middle ages for a new set of clothes or whatever. Making actual big purchases would require transporting hugely heavy amounts of gold with such a system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's usually silver and copper as well not just gold.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >usually
        Not in my experience. It's just "gold". You could headcanon it that they're making out an amount in gold value by weight of other coins but I don't think I've seen that done explicitly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >usually
      Not in my experience. It's just "gold". You could headcanon it that they're making out an amount in gold value by weight of other coins but I don't think I've seen that done explicitly.

      you cold just says gold is much more common in those settings, it's lazy but it can make sense

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy series
    >technology hasn't progressed in centuries
    >it's because if you do progress in technology, the gods declare a holy war on your state and genocide all of your people
    >when you "die", they read through all of your thoughts for anti-establishment sentiments and if you have any, they demote you to a lower life form. Otherwise if you're a good goy, you might upgrade your station from servant to stable-boy, and a hundred years later, to a freely employed man or a sailor, etc.
    and it's produced by indians (or zsnyder)
    >SIR! SIR! DO NOT REDEEM MY KARMA! NO, YOU SON OF b***h BASTERD! DO NOT PUT ME IN A MONKEY! NOOOOOO

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >money isn't gold coins
    enjoy your israeli tricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Roman Emperors recall gold coins to mint new coins with less gold content
      Where were your israelites then?

      > Everyone walked around with a bunch of gold coins
      > Not silver, bronze, or copper
      moron.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they copy names the for things from Tolkeins middle earth

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >medival story
    >people speak a common language everywhere
    lol back then the dialects were so strong, you couldn't have traveled 50 miles before being unable to understand anyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did have lingua franca, however, that would be spoken by people who would need it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao back then you couldn't travel 50 miles, because roving christain rape gangs would beat you, rob you, rape you, and burn all of your books (this is how we got the christain dark ages).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weak bait, too obvious. 2/10

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sci-fi
    >currency is called credit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scifi series
    >english is called "galactic standard"
    >money is credits
    >technology hasn't progressed in centuries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scifi series
      >made up swear words

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > money is various types of gems
    > the gems hold light when charged
    > light can be used for magic

    film adaption when

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >open chest that has been sealed for centuries
    >[80] gold coins in modern currency
    >[1] book written in completely intelligible modern language
    >[3] items of clothing in the exact style of modern fashion
    >[1] apple

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >english is called "the common tongue"

    that's the worst part

    people complain about witcher having blacks but not how every single actor is british

    it's not just fantasy. russian characters, british played, them, ancient romans, british. americans, british. sick anglo shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boohoo fricking moron
      upset they don't hire '''''italian''''' amerimutts to play romans?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        triggered bongoloid

        yes I would rather gandolfini to play the romans than yet another moronic bongoloid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          boohoo fricking moron
          upset they don't hire '''''italian''''' amerimutts to play romans?

          nord italian here, I would take brits over "italian"-americans every single time
          mutt larpers descend from mix of a little bit of the darkest least educated terroni with all kinds of all swarty people larping as south italians to be second class citizens instead of thrid.
          their looks, the gibberish they speak, their food which is way more disgusting than even the english one, everithing about them proves they aren't even sligtly italian
          I will always empitise and identify more with a dignified brit actor than some orange mistery meat larper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        triggered bongoloid

        yes I would rather gandolfini to play the romans than yet another moronic bongoloid

        That German show about germanics vs Romans cast a bunch of Italians from the region around Rome and has them speaking Latin. It’s pretty cool

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy series
    >it’s ALWAYS medieval Western Europe setting
    Why not Ancient Greece? Or Egypt? Or China?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ignoring that a lot of fantasy series essentially have grecian/egyptian/eastern allegorical societies, if it wasn't set in a EVROPEAN framework then it wouldn't be fantasy
      youre essentially asking
      >why does this fantasy series have a fantasy setting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >genre is called "fantasy" and is about made up magical worlds
        >has to adhere to rigid standards of being a Tolkien ripoff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why isn't fantasy Wuxia?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny Omega, whatever happened ther

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy series
    >the Princess has obvious boob implants

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy series based on medieval or early modern age europe
    >modern values sprinkled everywhere sticking out like sore thumbs

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy series
    >english is called "the angloid's curse of the tongue"
    >money is severed human fingers that don't seem to rot
    >technology randomly progresses and regresses every episode

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