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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you better be lying

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. 25% trans BIPOC cast and pro-vaccine storylines incoming

      • 8 months ago
        Mighty Mike

        Oh, you mean real people using science? Sounds legit.

        I mean, did you SEE the original? It had BLUE people and at least one of the characters was bi, but you're worried about a few brown people leading the cast. 😀

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO

      Nope. 25% trans BIPOC cast and pro-vaccine storylines incoming

      >Claudia black interview in fall 2022 when asked about a hypothetical reboot
      > Does it need to be updated? Absolutely. Can it exist with continuing to center whiteness, and a lot of masculine concepts? No. Do we need to make space for it to be genuinely diverse — meaning, not just painting people a different color? We need to be seeing a diverse range of participation onscreen.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If I was contributing, what am I bringing to it? Do I want to be — would I do a cameo, walking in the background when I’m 80 in a Zimmer frame [an assisted walking device]? Possibly! You know, If that brings joy to the fans, what it would do for me might not be relevant. What would it give to the fans? Maybe a lot.
        Because the fans are important, but also you need to completely change the show that the fans enjoyed in the first place.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HspGosl.jpg

        FARSCAPE REBOOT ORDERED AT PARAMOUNT PLUS

        Well, I'm glad it's not popular enough to be rebooted.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's too weird and cult for normalgays which is why they watered it down and turned it into Guardians of the Galaxy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 90% of the cast were aliens and or puppets

        Just a nice reminder that leftism is a mindvirus preying on the stupid and midwitted.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were there any black people in Farscape? Sure lots of Maori and Australians, but actual black people?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed D'Argo was a black guy for years and when I saw it was actually some pasty ginger I fell out of my chair

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What made you think he was black?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              deep voice, big, aggressive

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The skin around the eyes and the eyes in general clearly belong to a Caucasian.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a scene where he takes his face off and there's a black guy underneath

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Can it exist with continuing to center whiteness, and a lot of masculine concepts? No.
        This sentence is correct when you take it out of context.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the whiteness of blue b***hes and puppets
        >the masculinity of its girl power narrative
        >the straightness of its main villian being a mulato s&m dungeon master that fricks plants

        this is a fake quote, right?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/farscape-interview-claudia-black-aeryn-sun-deus-dark-sphere
          nope

        • 8 months ago
          Clem chowder

          Claudia black is a super woke b***h

          • 8 months ago
            Mighty Mike

            Cool, she sounds awesome.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone: AI will take over human writers!
    >meanwhile, AI:
    Title: Farscape: The Return

    The first episode of the Farscape reboot begins with John Crichton, now an older and more experienced astronaut, being pulled through a wormhole and finding himself stranded in a new and dangerous part of the universe. He discovers that he's been missing for years, and the crew of Moya, his former living spaceship, has been scattered and separated.

    John is reunited with Aeryn Sun, his love interest and former crewmate, who is now the captain of a new ship. Together, they embark on a dangerous mission to rescue the rest of the crew and reunite Moya's family.

    As they navigate through treacherous space, John and Aeryn encounter old enemies and new threats. They are forced to make tough decisions and confront their own personal demons, all while trying to maintain their loyalty to each other and their crewmates.

    The episode builds up to a climactic showdown as John and Aeryn face off against an enemy that threatens to destroy everything they hold dear. But just when it seems like all is lost, a surprise twist changes everything and sets the stage for an exciting new chapter in the Farscape saga.

    Farscape: The Return is a thrilling and action-packed reboot that captures the spirit of the original series while introducing new and exciting elements. The episode features a talented cast, including some fan-favorite characters from the original show, and delivers a fresh and engaging story that will leave viewers hungry for more.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn'r read it

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a funny joke like the Babylon 5 remake

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god for leather pants
    but frick this I dont want a reboot this is literally the only piece of media I want to stay safely in obscurity

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Farscape is in the perfect sweet spot. Just popular enough that we can have a few threads on Cinemaphile, not enough that the satanists would bother bastardizing it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >satanists
        omg so much this everyone I dont like are le israeli red horned mythological figure

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sweet baby lucifer no

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crichton being a white male gigachad forced to eat humble pie when he leaves the proverbial small pond is important to the story.
    Farscape literally doesn't work without it. Stick a girl in the role and it changes to the Heroine's Journey and wiener's everything up.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FARSCAPE REBOOT ORDERED AT PARAMOUNT PLUS
    why?
    the first one sucked.
    so the 2nd one is going to be worse.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ORDERED AT PARAMOUNT PLUS
    >PARAMOUNT PLUS
    >PARAMOUNT
    Paramount does not own Farscape, and has literally nothing to do with Farscape. You are a larping piece of shit with no source aside from your ass.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    written by Taylor Sheridan

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is my sikozu

  13. 8 months ago
    Ken works hard for a living

    LOL. It will totally have a cast of trans, gay, and one person representing every single race/religion on Earth. The soundtrack will be performed by Ed Sheeran and Billie Eilish.

  14. 7 months ago
    KB

    I would love to see a reboot of Farscape! Its' been more than 10 years since the last episode. Just have to wait and see.

  15. 1 month ago
    anonanonanon

    ...bloody hell...more of this trans nonsense. They are a fricking minority that has held the limelight for far too long. Grow up people.

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