Why waste those precious smells my dear when they can be inhaled and appreciated by Indians like me who would crawl thru miles of broken glass just to smell a toilet seat you sat on
I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a good 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turning me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I have to admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. I'm not kidding, I almost threw up. It was just way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to jerk off but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.
Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.
>You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.
I think this is how most people treat their fetishes. It can be exciting as a kink in one's mind for a moment but an immediate turn off in real life.
If this isnt pasta you're gay or not committed. if i knew 100% she was just in that stall i could've inhaled that shit bomb aroma and coomed buckets in the process
>You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!
This, but with trannies, they always look, smell and sound manish irl. It's just feels wrong, totally not like porn.
>attractive woman gets posted >immediately followed by people saying they want to eat shit and other gross things
Is this a raid? some kind of discord troony psyop? There's no way that many shit eaters exist.
Farts are pretty rank and fresh shit will kill any boner, but sniffing an attractive, healthy woman's butthole is fire.
You sound like a pissy little nagging school boy
Servilia was better. Context just hits different. >tfw you will never have a very sexual red head older woman who can satisfy you in every way in exchange for political protection
Pullo, you drunken fool, why did you have to cheat on Eirene? Why did you have to put your brainless wiener in straight up psycho crazy? Noo, this totally cute german girl is not enough for me, I need to have le sexo with the brownish mutt. Frick.
>*sniffing sounds*
I hate this post, I hate this website and I hate myself. Thanks, that is all.
Why waste those precious smells my dear when they can be inhaled and appreciated by Indians like me who would crawl thru miles of broken glass just to smell a toilet seat you sat on
Rome 2,000 years ago was more advanced than modern day India
Everything India has was a gift from europeans. Take those away and India would be no more developed than a macaque troop's nest.
What nonsense you speak
I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a good 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turning me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I have to admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. I'm not kidding, I almost threw up. It was just way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to jerk off but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.
Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.
we banned you from our store already why are you still coming in?
not sure, but feels like pasta.
I'm in tears. Fricking hell.
cringe
based
>can't get dubs
Pathetic. Your words mean nothing.
zozz
Kek this reminds me of the anon who got memed into getting his gf into fart in his mouth and she left while he was still vomiting after doing it
Cinemaphile tier post
Wew
kek everytime my wife farts if i am nearby i instantly try and jam my face near her ass and inhale loudly. she frickin hates i, i even do it in public
Robin Williams? I thought you died?
>You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.
I think this is how most people treat their fetishes. It can be exciting as a kink in one's mind for a moment but an immediate turn off in real life.
If this isnt pasta you're gay or not committed. if i knew 100% she was just in that stall i could've inhaled that shit bomb aroma and coomed buckets in the process
>You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!
This, but with trannies, they always look, smell and sound manish irl. It's just feels wrong, totally not like porn.
lmao
he fell for le funny fart meme
If girl's didn't fart there would be no point in getting a girlfriend.
That doesn’t happen. Also Vorenus was a shit husband she was right to cuck him
He wasn't, but in all fairness if she got word that he was dead it was an understandable and honest mistake for her to have slept with another man.
>attractive woman gets posted
>immediately followed by people saying they want to eat shit and other gross things
Is this a raid? some kind of discord troony psyop? There's no way that many shit eaters exist.
Forgot to add, I want to eat shit btw
No one said they wanna eat shit. We just wanna hear her fart.
You know what I meant, it's always something involving filth.
beautiful woman + her filthy parts
it's like sweet and savory at once
>it's like sweet and savory at once
And yet, in a much more real and true way, it isn't like that at all.
Farts are pretty rank and fresh shit will kill any boner, but sniffing an attractive, healthy woman's butthole is fire.
You sound like a pissy little nagging school boy
>some kind of discord troony psyop?
chud is right doe
People say all kinds of moronic shit to get a reaction out of someone, newfriend
Have brap, whiffcel
I thought it was a German thing, I didn't even know it was popular in Japan,...apparently it is.
I would eat her snot if you catch my drift
Tell me how I know you're a homosexual
What tickets do you have to buy to get this experience?
That's a zesty lemonade.
Scatalogical humor is the oldest and purest form of comedy
Personally I think knocking yourself on the head or falling down are the oldest jokes amd even more pure.
Niobe pisses on me
I really didnt get why every character was like WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
Did ancient Romans really think a Pajeeta face was extremely beautiful?
we do and that's good enough for me
just imagine it was a 4'11" haggard wife of a soldier if that's what makes you happy
I guarantee you that the average Roman woman looked more like this than a pasty Angloid
>seething deluded Blacknoid reveals itself
LMAOOOOOOOOO DELUSIONAL SNOWBlack folk
>average Roman woman looked like a pooja
>t. moor rapebabby
Why don't the sculptures reflect it
She's half swiss
If she's half Swiss then show me her holes.
I would die for she
niobe would have been very smelly
>This summer... Prepare for something you've never seen before!
>powerful engine starting noise
Just how did Titus know about that little button she has between her legs?
I assume Titus fricks.
prostitute
The other poo was better
She mogged every other woman on this show. Just pure sex
that's not a poo anon, that's a nword
Based. bawds really do it for me
bawd do it for everyone, because they're bawds.
>woman squatting barefoot
>Doesn’t think to put your brush on a pole to make a broom
Women
i want her to piss and shit directly in my mouth while i spread my own fecal matter on my chest like a layer of crunchy peanut butter.
let me guess, German?
how do i get a wife like niobe?
You need to look like this
i just got it
Servilia was better. Context just hits different.
>tfw you will never have a very sexual red head older woman who can satisfy you in every way in exchange for political protection
you mean Atia right?
Don’t mind me, just posting best gril
you could find her at most gas stations and dive bars across america. go get your wife, anon!
Eirene is best girl. She deserved better
Pullo, you drunken fool, why did you have to cheat on Eirene? Why did you have to put your brainless wiener in straight up psycho crazy? Noo, this totally cute german girl is not enough for me, I need to have le sexo with the brownish mutt. Frick.
especially after he killed the guy she wanted to marry and go away with
GIWTWM
"Have you penetrated anyone, anon?"
where is good solonius
on the other network
looks like a pajeeta, prob dropping a steamer
Is that baba ghanoush with lemon?
HUGE SMELLY ROMAN FARTS FOR TRVE ROMANS!
KEEP THE LOUD SNIFFING TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM!
imagine if a dolphin snuck up behind her
this is my future wife and i need you to tell me her name
Best girl
>scenes seconds before a big fart is released