https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/1485263-fast-11-will-go-back-to-basics-could-introduce-new-villain-per-report
Apparently Vin blamed Fast X underperforming on Jason Momoa's character and cut him out.
FAST AND FURIOUS 11 Going "Back To Basics", Will Feature New Villain
Disowned from La Famigila
He's probably right. Momoa has chosen the path of advertising himself to women, because he was told that women make up most of the market, but women don't watch Fast and the Furious. It's a movie that women will never understand. In fact they probably hired him thinking it would bring women into the franchise, showing their lack of understanding. Vin doesn't possess this same lack.
But Momoa was the best part in that movie.
Crazy digits.
This, he was so moronicly camp it was enjoyable. The exact opposite of Brie Larson.
That's why he got cut out. Like the rock, Vin Diesel felt threatened that he got outshined by his co star. It's the man's ego that can't handle being outshined by someone else.
Indeed he was the only good part of the entire movie which was a fricking train wreck from start to finish. How can they have the next part of the story without him as he was the sole antagonist that the entire movie built up around needing to get the entire team back together to defeat for the next movie?
Is Vin's kid going to be played by an adult silverback gorilla in Fast 11? This seems the next logical step in his progression.
Never forget that Jason Momoa was a skinny little dweeb who took steroids and cultivated a "badass" persona after raping a b***h on game of thrones, he now thinks he's god gift to women even though he gropes his own children
Even this is too recent. Get his twink days on BW Hawaii.
built for
Even when he was skinny; he was still 6 foot 4.
He was a less loose Charles Melton
He aint got shit on Kevin. Ask Kevin about his dead dog.
I thought he was standing on cans of monster
Watching Atlantis recently and I was surprised by how much of a beanpole he was back then
should have made him the villain, called "the chestrubber"
ha
Women are big fans of rape. Most orgasm during it and fantasize about it regularly. Yentas are especially fond of it, being a matrilineal culture. Pic related.
Big digitry
Did you even watch the movie? Jason plays a flamboyant psycho the entire film while murdering people and laughing trying to kill Dom his kid and the Familia is that what women want?
third worlders
Only Tokyo Drift
>Did you even watch the movie?
Nope, neither did women. It's irrelevant what his character is.
Anon...
>thinks Paul Walker didn't attract the female audience
You are a homosexual.
Anon, he's dead...
Somebody's death doesn't change the past.
How does women watching fnf in the past help billionaire israelites earn millions of dollars this year?
Why are you changing the subject.
They're not going to cast Paul Walker as a thirst in the next movie anon, he's dead. Keep up with the conversation.
Nobody said they were going to, rajeet.
>billionaire israelites earn millions of dollars this year
is it weird that i get a hard on every time someone says something like this?
>Paul Walker
That literally who charisma vacuum?
Nobody knew this Black person's name before he killed himself
He was the other guy from that Vin diesel slop
Women watched it for Paul Walker.
>Fast and the Furious. It's a movie that women will never understand
Why can't women understand the most moronic movie franchise ever made?
They're too moronic
Put a Christmas tree in it and play it on Hallmark and see what happens.
>Fast X-mas
Fas10 your seatbelts
Because it’s about Family(tm) and most of them regardless of race are determined to destroy their lineage with racemixing and abortions
Them making Bing Chilling his actual and not just adopted brother was hilarious, and at this point their familia seems like a global network rivalling the freemasons and going back decades, I hope this is setting up the 19th century prequels with the original Toretto family stealing DVD players on horseback and racing buggies across the desert for pink slips
Checked. I wouldn't mind a western with the forefathers of La Famiglia, but with the same actors.
>Dom feeds amphetamines to his horse
A lot of ghetto women watch F&F.
Ghetto women are not Hollywood's biggest cash cows
In my experience it's only normie women watching nu fast and furious inbetween true crime podcasts
49% of the audience for Fast 7 were women:
https://money.cnn.com/2015/04/06/media/fast-and-furious-diverse-box-office/
Momoa is a budget Rock too for when you can't afford or don't like him, you can get this guy
Vince is autistic. The majority of people agreed that Momoa was the best aspect of the film.
If anyone is responsible for it underperforming, it's waifu. (but also because the franchise has become super stale at this point)
Dunno, I saw a lot of hype on twitter when her casting was announced. It likely underperformed thanks to being a shit movie and word of mouth couldn't save it. They should've stopped after Paul, there's only so many times you can milk this premise.
>Dunno, I saw a lot of hype on twitter when her casting was announced.
No you didn't.
Most of the replies to Fast 11's twitter page were filled with Brie Larson pics and memes. It looked like a raid anon.
Fast X*
To give it credit where it's due, I think it was slightly better than part 9 but not by much.
Why does he look so disgusted?
Imagine hugging a rotting vegetable and it smooches you on the cheek
He looked down and saw her disgusting feet and nailcare. I bet she has hot milk and oniony breath that you can feel on your face when she starts kvetching about whatever the frick it is she is on about lately.
i dont like bree but this made me like her just a little bit. still not a fan
Don't fall for her tricks anon, enough of us already did
I love her
>Image of woman being rejected/awkward
>Same woman looks at me and smiles
Oh frick, I think I fell for it too.
brei is cute
15 years ago
She is a bawd who was made to beleive that she was role model by suits.
Oh, she was in it? Yeah no wonder it flopped, she's box office poison.
Why there is skin under jaw. Is he getting too fat.
He probably drinks too much. He looks weirdly bloated all the time.
>source: my ass
>The majority of people agreed that Momoa was the best aspect of the film.
I doubt that, his character was utterly gay.
gay equals creepy
Yes. That's why it's good.
>getting to grab that milf bod
Based vin, when will we get a Riddick prequel featuring a younger actor ?
Vin did his Tokyo Drift cameo in exchange for the Riddick rights so it's his call whether a new one gets made.
I'm sure it'll happen eventually, but I doubt it's going to be with a different actor. I recommend the vidya if you want more Riddick because they're great.
the script for riddick 4 has been done for a while. I guess he has to make some money for the studio first before the greenlight another one of these
i've seen her feet. there's no way i would ever watch a movie with her in it
I only saw it due to she
giwtwm
Vin clearly felt upstaged by Momoa (he was right) and got threatened.
I wouldn't blame it on any one thing but moreso a series of things.
>cast has ballooned to moronic proportions with this film bloating it even more
>Some former villians are now friends, some are now rivals, some are now calling truce all in the same movie
>cast so huge you've got some off having an adventure here, some having an adventure there, some having an adventure up there, and some more having an adventure down there
>run time goes from this is fun into holy frick when will it end territory
>isn't even a complete movie it's only part 1
>his son going from being a white Latino baby into a full Mexican child into becoming the Black personest between 3 movies
>have no idea what to do with the 3 black characters to the point they're off having their own misadventure
It underperformed because it was slit into poitless parts instead of a proper enclosure of the saga.
Fast X part 1, 2 and 3... why?
And how TF is gal gadolt character alive?! She is terrible
Han was the first killed-off character to come back so I don't care.
However, the greatest mistery is how Dom's son turned black?
Dom is hispanic, didn't you see his father was king of the Mayans?
tanning beds
it's Tyrese Gibson's son, he was keeping Vin's b***h warm while he was in prison
Back then I got bored and decide to write her return by pulling a twin sister card. Would've probably been a better explanation than wtf they're going to.
>And how TF is gal gadolt character alive?!
She's like the third or fourth character to be resurrected from death at this point. That's just how it goes.
She landed on a soft spot of the tarmac and was walking back on foot from Spain
>It underperformed because it was slit into poitless parts
Are we sure its not because there's fricking 50 of these movies and nobody outside of South America cares about them?
Diesel should team up FnF with Peaky Blinders and combined they will have a stranglehold of the entire Central/South American movie market
Who actually watches these movies?
Homosexual teenage males.
Mexicans, Indians and 3rd world asians.
SHUT THE HELL UP CHOAD
Me
I watch the Fast and Furious movies.
I’d watch this
Give an excuse to show off classic cars
famigilia
Chris Nolan
EU/US have a combined population of about 1 billion. That leaves 7 billion people in the rest of the world. This franchise seems to be very popular in poor countries, especially in South America
Me and my mates go see them in the cinema every time they come out. If you don't enjoy this franchise, then I dont trust you implicitly.
t. white, european, straight man
FF movies are best enjoyed with company
And I wouldn't trust you because you're not even your own person. You just adopt your entire personality from online trends and pretend to like things that are shit for contrarian points.
>inb4 projecting
its called pattern recognition.
t. white, european, married man with children
I was making six figures in cash straight out of high school, went to harvard, after ten years upped to a low seven figure salary, married a model, we're both white, high IQ, both involved in stem, seven children, and i and my similar friends have all enjoyed every single one of this series of films.
if you don't see the poetry in it, you're an envious midwit.
lmfao. post penis
>homosexual starts thinking about penises
it's in the top percentile, along with my iq. also done martial arts for the ląst 15 years and won numerous competitions.
do you also have over 300 confirmed kills? if not, you're a b***h ass homosexual
You should be going to MIT or something.
if I did a second masters I might do it there
whoa playa splash out senpai
third worlders: pajeets, mexicans, blacks, half breeds and mongrels. probably some chinks in the US too, since they tend towards the lowest common denominator Black fads.
tl;dr: I hate fun
>2 lines of text
>tl;dr
Thanks for proving my point 70 iq third worlder
Non whites
>Source: 3rd worlder mongrel
And sadly we're the majority, it's why blockbusters now suck ass
It's made for people who think movies like ff, transformers and capeshit are peak cinema
Businessmen run Hollywood not artists and it's about maximizing profits
And fastfood movies make billions
me, stoner and mechanic. They are comedies to us
Diesel is seething the only thing people liked about it was momo
So how is he gonna write off Jason Mamoa standing tall at the end of Fast X while la familia is in shambles? It was all a dream and they're back at the bbq?
An even bigger ancient evil awakens and Dom has a character development where he has toexcuse Mamoa for killing his famiglia and team up against the villain. Before he actually does that tho the ancient evil kills Mamoa but Don gets saved by Famiglia. Thats about halfway thru the movie. Famiglia then has to undo some shit Mamoa left almost done which the ancient evil picked up. Famiglia stops ancient evil but ancient evil reveals he was completing Mamoa's plan for the lolz and he himself has a bigger eviler plan for Fast X part 3
From what I've seen of the movies, this sounds plausible.
Gonna add the cherry on the top:
The ancient evil is Johnny Tan and O'Conner either comes back halfway thru the third movie, saving Famiglia before they plan for the final conflict or by the end part 2, like Gal by the end of part 1
There's still skynet from the Rock and Statham spin off
Cryogenically frozen Nazi villain driving only modern VWs when
>Cryogenically frozen Nazi villain driving only modern VWs when
We've got the man for the part.
and a long lost SISTER is found this time
It's Letty
La Famiglia vs Satan (played by AI-generated Orson Welles)
You can't end on a cliffhanger and then resolve it immediately in Part 2, right?
Fans of the series will eat a lot of slop, but that would be tough to swallow.
You're getting The Rock back, so Vin feels he can do what he wants. There's a reason the OG director told Vin to frick off and die.
>You can't end on a cliffhanger and then resolve it immediately in Part 2, right?
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter did, and it was technically the highest grossing film in the franchise, although it did do really badly in the USA.
frick Anderson for cutting out the White House fight
I think it was out of his hands. He was under a shitload of pressure from the studio. I think we only know the half of it from his crew talking.
>Budget was slashed.
>His relationship with Screen Gems was in serious trouble over their refusal to release his director's cut of Retribution.
>Screen Gems also blacklisted his favorite editor, who had been cutting the RE movies with Anderson's absolute faith and confidence since Extinction.
>With the budget in tatters, they were trying to solve the problem of being unable to pay most of the cast to return.
>It was suggested they shoot a massacre scene with stunt doubles. But Capcom said no.
So the movie just avoids the entire issue. It wasn't deliberate. The screenplay for Retribution (a film the studio fricked with extensively, which is why it's only 85 minutes long without credits), talks about how awesome the ending is going to be, and how exciting the promised sequel is going to be. Not delivering on that wasn't the choice of the director or actors or really anyone except the studio.
Apparently shooting in South Africa was forced on the team, too. They wanted to shoot in Canada. It was just a clusterfrick all around. And it's sorta funny how this new F&F is has a "lean" budget of under 200 million dollars, when the climax of the RE franchise got a pissy 40 million, 25 million less than its predecessor.
Damn. I always wondered why the last one was so shit.
Reminds me of Fallout 3. I'm feeling the need to mount a radio antenna in the Washington Monument.
5th one was the worst in the franchise though
I like it a lot but it would have been better if the studio hadn't interfered in the cut. The Final Chapter is by far the worst, thanks in part to the studio forcing Anderson to use a new editor
I'm pretty sure half the RE movies ended on cliffhangers and then resolved it immediately.
I think it was the third one that ended with a whole army of clones of Milla Jovovich and then they all get blown up in the first five minutes of the next movie.
Pretty much
RE1 is the only one that has an ending that leads nicely into the next movie. RE3 never explains what happened to Jill and Angela after the end of RE2. The first 10 minutes of RE4 resolve the whole clone army bit from the end of RE3, and then most of the film takes place in some stupid fricking prison. The first 5 minutes of RE5 resolve the boat invasion bit teased at the end of RE4. And then RE6 completely skips over the ending of RE5.
The hobbit 2 to Hobbit 3, smaug was about to attack the village or something at the end of the second movie, he died in the first 5 minutes in the 3rd.
>So how is he gonna write off Jason Mamoa standing tall at the end of Fast X
It would have to be something dumb no matter what. My guess is "an even BADDER villain comes in and kills Mamoa in the first scene in the movie, replacing him". It's moronic, but it's the best I can come up quite frankly.
>However, the greatest mistery is how Dom's son turned black?
Genetic engineering. Duh.
It sounds like they are keeping Momoa but making his role minor, and they will introduce another dude as the main villain
LOOK WHO IT IS, OLD COYOTES R' US!
Vin is homosexual
Da fuq? He was the best bit. Yeah I think ol' Vinnie is about to get a rude wakeup call when the next one flops harder than OP's mom at an all you can dick.
it's depressing what a decade and a couple digits of BF% will do to your face
dude looked incredible as Khal Drogo, just looks like a big goofy dork here
He's kind of right, mamoa was fast and just acted like a gay Joker with asspull armies and all
Still a better villain than the last 4 F&F movies
Charlize Theron was terrible but Statham and his brother were fricking kino.
The flamboyant approach worked in his favor imo. He is like the Joker, but him being a nutjob differentiates him from past enemies.
6 was dumb but fun and Luke Evans was awesome as tacticool operator villain. Also switch to vintage cars made is somehow fresh.
7 sucked with over the top ending.
8 was idiotic dogshit where cars can't outrun a fricking submarine.
9 was irredeemable trash.
>7 sucked with over the top ending.
filtered
Accurate
They should bring Johnny Tran back then. It's only right
TORETTO
COOL ASIAN GUY!
Why do asian dudes make the coolest villains? This guy and the Tokyo Drift one were rad
>Tokyo Drift one
90% of the guy's dialogue was mumbling gaijin. Also he did some drifting and that was it.
you rucky i gotta race gaijin ullawise i'd shittapost your ass alla the way backo to cajun town justin timberrake.
The producers did him dirty, the deleted scenes made him more human.
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Vin has developed anti-coconut racism, can't blame him
>the future of this franchise
Fast and Furious has ran its course, you need to just either go full weird with it an introduce space and magic shit or just let it rest for a while and reboot it with lesser known stars for cheaper and pay Vin to show up for 5 minutes
its very funny to me that this is what Picard became and they still want to drag his old ass out for another show/movie
Thing is they've already done a spinoff that was a very successful action movie with Rock and Statham and apparently Vin is fighting them tooth and nail to not have a sequel made.
Don't even be surprised if tires to make it be considered noncanon to the rest of the F&F series despite it showing Shaw and Rocks escape from the supervillian prison
I thought the sequel was confirmed? the post credits scene from X leads to it.
Hobbs and Shaw was when the series box office started diving and Rock has come crawling back to the mainline movies since
Holy shit, how fricking fat is Momoa these days, LMFAO
The movies after F5 have been completely forgettable, F7 had some things going on because of paul walker's death, but Fast X was legit memorable simply for how bafflingly stupid momoa was in the movie, he understood perfectly the whole thing was dogshit so he decided to have fun, and it worked, the movie picks up everytime he's onscreen and nosedives hard everytime roman and the gang of losers appeared.
vin simply got mad because he's deluded enough to think he's a real action hero like tom cruise, that he's doing real work with the franchise. He's for a rude awakening once he realizes nobody will care about his solo movie with another generic villain who's just there
The entire franchise is forgettable, it's capeshit for wiggers
The series peaked at Tokyo Drift and every single release since has been increasingly disappointing.
i will never ever understand why some people dickride Tokyo Drift so hard
weebs
It's a fun movie and quite literally the only one in the entire franchise actually about the street racing
>movie
>movie, Japan
Kino Tokyo shots at night and good soundtrack, only contrarians hate it.
First two was good enough, 3 was shit.
as soon as I saw the mutt kid cracking unfunny jokes I dropped this shit entirely, it was like 15 mins in
>Vin Diesel
56 years old
>Michelle Rodriguez
45 years old
>Tyrese Gibson
45 years old
>Ludcaris
46 years old
>Dwayne Johnson
51 years old
>Jason Statham
56 years old
The FF franchise losing popularity couldn't possibly have anything to do with this, could it?
Honestly? No.
Its been proven time and time again that when you replace the older iconic casts with a "fresh new cast" it flops hard
Like it or not, Vinny D actually moves seats. The waning popularity of it is more the series ran its course a long time ago
>Like it or not, Vinny D actually moves seats.
then why did his passion project not succeed and start a franchise
It's not that the cast got old, it's that the fans did. You age out of this sort of shit the same way (non-autistic) people age out of Star Wars or comic book movies.
Not that you start hating them or never watching them again, but you just don't get overly invested or make it a point to go on opening weekend. If people give 75% of the fricks they used to that's a 25% drop in revenue.
>old people driving cars, the movie
Just let it die already, lol 😀
They're just about old enough to take on the Elite Four
Underperformed kek, I'm amazed these bollywood dog turds can break a million. He should be thanking god the IQ of the world is sub 80.j
The mid IQ is 100 per definition of the word IQ you fricking moron
He was easily the best part
Will it be kino?
The only way they get RDJ for these shit movies is as a 60sec zoom call. Just get the chinaman from the first one who's now running a triad or something, and the other villain is the white guy that calls Paul Walker a homosexual. They won't because you can't have chinese villains and hollywood are cowards first and foremost.
>They won't because you can't have chinese villains and hollywood are cowards first and foremost.
I go to Hong Kong
>guy that calls Paul Walker a homosexual.
That's Vince. Vince died in 5.
>F&F character died
And you think this would stop him from coming back...how?
You could see a casket for him when he died, pretty sure that means he's gone forever.
>mfw there's a actual possibility of the last Fast and Furious movie take place in a zombie apocalipse with Toretto and the gang trying to survive facing dead enemies from the past like Johnny Trann and Fenix Calderon, while also receiving help from dead friends like Jesse and Vince
Oh man, i can't wait.
It's either gonna go zombies, aliens, or dinosaurs with them combing the F&F and JP/JW universes.
>Roman, Rej, and Ramsey adopt a baby dilophosaurus and name it something that begins with R
>Apparently Vin blamed Fast X underperforming on Jason Momoa's character and cut him out.
But Momoa's scenery chewing was the most entertaining part of the film.
With that chubby complexion and that bucket neck, Momoa seems to follow the Russel Crowe path.
why does momoa look like a chud?
Is the whitest looking poc iv ever seen
German genes mog the sea monkey
WTF? Momoa is NOT aging well.
>get divorced
>get fat
>lose your action hero gigs
>become JUST
He's the polynesian Brendan Fraser. I look forward to his inevitable redemption arc 10 years from now where he plays a fat gay man
>Brendan Fraser
What a weird transformation.
JUST
>what marriage does to a mf
>plays
LMAO I had to do a double take, I thought that was an altered photo.
Islander genes are some of the cruellest in the world
They didn’t even bother with his tats in the new film except his actual ones on his forearms. It’s like they know people forget this stuff.
Who the frick is this Will Feature New Villain guy? Is he Black or something?
can someone explain. what the frick the story lines are for these films after drift ? i heard there’s aliens in one and there’s some guy from crank who wants to kill them all for some reason
>4: literally who remembers. I think the michelle character died in that and I don't recall what else.
>5: Heist in brazil. The Pebble plays no nonsense big muscle man cop and Assumed Actress plays block of wood who joins the cult of Dom's Family.
>6: I don't remember but it involved the guy from Dracula Untold, Luke something.
>7: The guy from Dracula Untold's brother, the guy from Crank, decides to take revenge.
>8: uhhhh but now michelle is back
>9: uhhhh but now john cena is Dom's long lost brother who hates him
>10: jason mamosa is the zesty son of the villain from 5 who vows to take revenge and arguably the most fun part of the whole movie. Brie larson is a literally who cia character. The guy from Reacher is in this as the same exact character as The Pebble's character from 5 with one difference in the twist at the end(he's actually evil and he has his own FAMILY with Jason Mamoa's character!). Also the Pebble and Assumed Actress are back!
>he's actually evil and he has his own FAMILY with Jason Mamoa's character!
Reacherbros... How do we response?
None of them have aliens but the Hobbs & Shaw (The Rock and Crank) spin-off has cyborgs. Tyrese and Ludacris went to space in 9 though.
When did Momoa stuff his face
have they done a bit where a fat disabled kid saves the day with his drone that for some reason turns into a car (wih nitro) and he controls it with an x-box controller in his hospital bed? if not they should do that
>his/he
Not progressive enough.
one last ride
where are the rms fren
Dante el Jokero Culero was the best part of the movie. A real crazy ass motherfricker with no honor code. You know he's not joining the Familia BBQ in the next one. UNLIKE CYPHER, DESPITE THE FACT SHE KILLED BRIAN'S JR MOTHER.
CYPHER, DESPITE THE FACT SHE KILLED BRIAN'S JR MOTHER.
>"Where's always a bigger fish."
>comes to Dom's house le wounded, coughing blood
>"Today I saw the devil himself."
>the devil is zesty Mamoa
>flashback shows Cipher killing a dozen of men in a way that would put John Wick to shame
ok what about getting Rihanna as a billionaire widow of some guy they killed in a previous movie and she drives a kickass motorcycle while trying to get her vengeance but in the end turns good
or a boat one. have they done a boat one?
So is Momoa dying in the Hobbes movie, then?
no way he jobs to Uncle Rock
How the frick do you cut out the undealt with main villain in a sequel?
Fast x was genuinely awful. Even 9 at least had a good final action scene. Why the frick were all the cars CGI in X?
a VR one where they're strapped into a speeding truck and have to play a vr racing game like wipeout to unlock the shackles before it flys off a cliff but the truck is driven by a.i and the heroes friends are trying to save them and it jumps between the real world racing and cyber world
The Family get tickets to the first underwater world hotel/casino in Miami, but it's a trap and hijinks start off and there's these speeder underwater bikes that go really fast and there's a girl engineer orphan mechanic that keeps the place going and outfits the scooters to nitro
>back to basics
Going back to F&F1 would be kino.
The franchise got a boost after Paul Walker died but now they're just beating a dead horse and it's going to be diminishing returns no matter who features in it
Mamoa was really really cringe
He was based in his cringeness. He went where no man has gone before in his mission of chewing the scenery. He added colors out of space to the black wifebeater mafia.
Momoa was actually only good thing in that movie. If they do that,then the next one will have even less profit. Oh,well,its probably time for this franchise to end.
And Tokio Drift was the best one,anyway.
>that scene with the two dead cops straight out of The House that Jack build
what were they thinking?
The Family find out about a long-lost relative, and they head to Ohio where she's a buff cropduster fighting off the corrupt cops and government trying to get her land for oil and there's lots of flying stuff with the cars
>Apparently Vin blamed Fast X underperforming on Jason Momoa's character and cut him out.
that was brie's fault and everyone knows it
Mamoa was the ONLY good thing about the last movie, and the rest was unwatchable giga-slop. Even a shitty actor like Mamoa far outshined every other cast member, he was more entertaining and had more charisma. The other "actors" may as well be cardboard cutouts with basic voices added. Diesel will probably replace him with some soulless drone so he wont stand out. What a dire franchise.
Momoa literally acted just like Johnny Depp portrayed Jack Sparrow, even with the little smiles and hand mannerisms, its cringe
Is momoa bloatmaxxing to play sam hyde in the biopic?
Did Mamoa get fat?
I wasn’t sure if they did de-aging cgi on Steven Segal or if it was momoa the first like ten seconds they showed him on screen
Had literally only seen the first one in the theater twenty some years ago…decided to watch fast x the other night. Jason Momoa is so awful in this movie. we all already knew he doesn’t have much range, but this was some of the worst and most awkward acting I’ve ever seen. Did they only have enough money to pay him for one take of every scene he’s in?
Him being a ridiculous gay Joker is the only good thing about the movie, he's treating the material with the level of respect it deserves
If you still watched this franchise after the 2nd movie you're moronic. Same for mission impossible
Mission impossible is still good, though.
I think they've been saying about every "next movie in the series" this since Fast 8
>great, now I'll have to call CDC to defungus my ride
Kinoest scene, last 16 seconds..
>Jean-Claude Van Damme could’ve starred in the Fast and Furious franchise; however, Vin Diesel stopped it from happening.
>“They want me in Fast and Furious,” Van Damme said. “But Vin Diesel said, ‘No, I don’t want him.’”
Why is Diesel such a primadonna around other men?
Small dick insecurity
He puts on the pathetic bagman voice to sound tough
Says he played dnd but it was a lie
Didn’t even get considered for the dnd movie when Michelle got in, and she’s his constant companion in these films so it’s double funny
Made a whole shit load of bad action films like blood shot and Riddick and Babylon AD and so forth
Last witch hunter was so bad I don’t think anyone here has seen it but me
He’s just KIA on screen
Riddick is fun. Last Witch Hunter was mediocre. I'll give you that.
More like The Fat and the Furious
more like The gay and the Furious XXX
>XXX
>white guy and super white blonde had this kid
Was this ever explained?
>Vin
>white
The character he plays is meant to be Italian American
Strong Famillia Genes, puta.
Is all in the familia, cuz
Vin Diesel or Mark Sinclair's father was half african american or something and that's why his kid in the film can shapeshift into Michael Jackson.
the very definition of kino
That's Familia
Sirs, how they filmed this??
Very nimble cameraman
Jason M-more chilidogs
>basics
so it's about an undercover cop working his way into illegal street racing and exposing a theft/smuggling ring? because that's the BASICS.
Fast XI: Liev Schreiber or let Die
can anyone post the power ranking? changed pcs and i dont have it
Hey so what's happening with momoa's vampire movie with the midge from game of thrones whos name escapes me right now.
After said midge started getting uppity trying to pull the ladder up after him i'm not sure I even want to watch it anymore though
In a world where dwarfism works like vampirism, a tall disillusioned priest (Jason Momoa) must rediscover his faith in order to avoid being turned into a midget by tiny Dracula (Peter Dinklage). Coming this summer... ANKLE BITERS
Vin probably just doesn't want to pay Momoa
Didn't this movie end on a cliffhanger? Are they just going to kill him off in the first 5 minutes or something?
The worst thing is that the post credits scene is that ultrahomosexual Rock returning and telling Momoa to come get him
If they use him to just insta kill Momoa I'm 1000% done
I swore this was billed to be a two-part finale. Now what?
Vin is a diva homosexual who thinks he's making high art and got insecure over Mamoa owning the campiness and having fun. Haven't seen a more insecure and two faced b***h of a man.
Bring back Verone
El rato should be at least on B level
pretty inaccurate
>CHADmoto on F
Discarded
Damn you forgot my boy Felix and Don Omar/Tego Calderon
This is the first of these lists I’ve ever actually laughed at
Holy frick anon well done
I like that we can just assume that Kara and Riley are Z tier
2 Fast 2 Furious is the best one
>cookie acceptance form states they have 1500 "partners"
>lists them all
You don’t even see how weird Momoa is in the trailers tho
he was the best part
he was basically Joker but actually having fun
>tfw your entire character only exists to shill the director's feet fetish
Seriously, what were they thinking?
They were based, imagine getting paid just to be around women and touch their feet in a movie where your character has less than 3 minutes of screentime, lucky guy.
>FBI CAME INTO MY HOUSE, DISRESPECTED ME IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FOOT HAREM BECAUSE SOMEBODY NARC'D ME OUT
>Dwight's actor cut out the breaks of Paul's car as revenge for making this scene so brief
It all makes sense now.
I didn't know sam hyde was in fast x.
>presented as an antithesis to Dom' character, an anti-Dom if you will
>extremely flambouyant, in touch with feminine side and wicked sense of humor
I don't understand why he's the bad guy here
>Apparently Vin blamed Fast X underperforming on Jason Momoa's character and cut him out.
I blame his monotone acting, the moron dialogue, the constant "muh family" cringe and the all boomer cast where they pretend all these old hags are sexy or whatever
also the audience is probably baffled how his son is black while he and his """sexy""" wife/gf whatever arent
>also the audience is probably baffled how his son is black while he and his """sexy""" wife/gf whatever arent
Nobody thinks about this you fricking weirdo
>DONT DROP THE SOAP BIG HOMIE!!
POPPERS AND WEIRD SEX!?
Is Momoa trying to attract The Architect?
Has they driven through time yet?
That’s next
To save all the dead senpai like Xena bro
Yes for the last 24 years
Last one I watched was 9 and it stunned me when the movie had an actual drag race in it