Brie is a famous, rich white woman with large breast implants, how is she so sexless and desperate? You’d think she could get any guy she wanted without any issues.
Its the latest pol thing, they are saying israeli people today are not actually israelites and the real israelites were white aryans. I dont know, dont ask me how they came up with that, that's just their latest thing over there.
blue is the color of the earth dickhead its over 70% of the planet
10 months ago
Anonymous
And what color is below the ocean?
10 months ago
Anonymous
The ocean reflects blue light. That doesn't mean the planet is blue.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>The colour of the planet is blue but that doesn't mean it's actually blue >If you get rid of 70% of what gives it colour it's actually a different colour
This is your brain with brown eyes
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'll bet you think polar bears have white fur.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Hollow fur is the same as the surface being water which is by definition blue
10 months ago
Anonymous
>hollow
It's translucent. Guess what else is translucent? Water.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I can see a reflection on the water therefore it's translucent
I want you to type into Google what colour is the earth
Then killing yourself
bad attitude
the woman is just the exemplar of a fricking b***h
she just looks nasty and mean at all times. you don't have to be some smiling moron but come on you're a hollywood actor can you stop acting like your life is nonstop struggle.
just an obnoxious person, and then on top of that she just calls everyone who criticizes her an incel or racist or whatever so automatically she is always right. shes like a spoiled teenager.
remember when she snapped in some interview when chris hemsworth tried to compliment her saying shes similiar to tom cruise, and she immediately took it as a slight and sperged out.
>and she immediately took it as a slight
That's because she actually knows who Tom Cruise is. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would feel insulted.
what do you mean
he might be a weirdo kook in private life but he's a respected, hard working professional and one of the last true Hollywood stars
every actor should take it as an compliment unless you're a c**t
She doesn't have a bad attitude it's just that her personality comes off as abrasive when she's really trying to be sarcastic and playful. The result is people being rubbed the wrong way and disliking her unfortunately.
>and she immediately took it as a slight
That's because she actually knows who Tom Cruise is. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would feel insulted.
what do you mean
he might be a weirdo kook in private life but he's a respected, hard working professional and one of the last true Hollywood stars
every actor should take it as an compliment unless you're a c**t
Honestly, watching said interview, I think she didn't mean it to be insulting.
"I am not trying to copy Cruise, I just want to do my thing."
It's just that her atitude and tone of voice make her seem mad and defensive about it.
yeah I guess. it's just in poor taste.
one of the biggest social faux-pas you can make is being difficult when someone is trying genuinely to compliment you.
it just comes across as crude when the person is just trying to express praise and admiration for you. just be nice and take the compliment.
this is something pretty much every well adjusted person learns pretty early on.
>sexless
Its so weird, one of the sales chicks for one of our vendors aty corp is like this, she is legit very beautiful but has zero sex appeal, ots very confusing.
You can actually upload them to an image uploader (catbox?) and post the link.
Come on, Bree, darling. It'll just stay between us. You and Cinemaphile.
Imagine she desires the guy from Thor.
She really wants to bang Thor. Really really so much.
Or let's say Aquaman. Aquaman actor.
But they are both taken or they do t like her.
That's the woman incel problem. She probably wants one guy specifically and only him.
Women like her exclusively date up, the problem with that is that she’s already rich and attractive so the only guy she want has to be both richer and better looking than her AND most importantly want to be with woman with a black hole for a personality.
You probably could not pay me to date Brie Larson, even if she was desperate for it. Maybe when she was 20 and she was just some aspiring Hollywood bimbo, but the emaciate starvation look, the 24/7 scowl, and her horrible voice and attitude are polar opposite of the "fantasy" version you have in your head.
The only thing that might be an upside is you know for a fact that she'd be angry the whole time you hit it, which is kind of entertaining in its' own way.
step 1: be cilivian
step 2: pretend to not know said person is a celebrity and instead be interested in them for who they are
step 3: profit
really that simple
I mean, she's right. He stopped treating her like a regular girl and instead became a fanboy/simp.
She should just date me. I've never seen a Marvel flick, probably never will, and have no desire to talk about one with her.
Brie, if you're reading this, ask the admins for my IP and contact me.
10 months ago
Anonymous
How would she feel if I told her that Room was overrated and Free Fire was absolute dogshit but I loved Kong: Skull Island because her boobs looked great in it?
10 months ago
Anonymous
She wouldn't care and would go back to bed with me
10 months ago
Anonymous
Damn, she DID have good boobs in Kong: Skull Island
That's my main memory of the film tbqh
10 months ago
Anonymous
Too simpy, probably.
10 months ago
Anonymous
She said Kate from UST was the role most similar to her so that's what your answer should be
10 months ago
Anonymous
what did she do there?
10 months ago
Anonymous
hoe around
10 months ago
Anonymous
that's unlike her, I doubt it's her favorite role then
10 months ago
Anonymous
the character kate is kind of an emo brat so that's another similarity
10 months ago
Anonymous
there are short clips and a few pictures of her with a middle aged socal swinger who has a legit 10 inch penis.
obviously no face but markings and body features, and hair match perfectly
10 months ago
Anonymous
who?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I doubt it. She said she walked onto a porn set by accident once but got scared off shortly thereafter.
10 months ago
Anonymous
that guy impregnated BDH twice
10 months ago
Anonymous
it was a cheap Tarantino's rip-off but I still loved Brie being the last standing villain there
10 months ago
Anonymous
the only movie of hers I consider kino is pic related but I would imagine it's not everyone's cup of coffee
10 months ago
Anonymous
I liked the movie with Miles Teller but it also brought back memories of uncertainty/anxiety upon my graduation
That's correct. The plot and stunts in X were something you would expect to see in Chinese cinema, or Bollywood.
The movie is shit, intentionally so. They've dialled it up, made it for the Asian audience. And it's paid off
it was supposed to be part 1 of 2 part finale but not long before the premiere diesel announced "they" want to stretch it into 3 parts and then this movie kinda bombed so it'll be funny to see how that turns out
Vin Diesel can’t carry a franchise, we knew this already. Why do you think he begged for the Rock to come back. They only started making money when Dwayne joined
That's such an interesting cross she's wearing. Very nice to look at. I cannot help but stare at it.
Do you think she'd let me touch it if I asked nicely, anons?
There were enough bad films in the 90's to last a lifetime. The 2020's is not the right time for it. With so much money and talent flying around there is simply no excuse for what we have been getting.
Maybe it's time to stop playing shitty CGI western hentai games if you think every woman looks 3D, anon
nah some people look more 3d than others
Jesus, how the frick does this happen?
Looks like Doom Guy or BJ Blazkowicz if he got stung by a bee
Well the series is really fricking insane anymore. Started out kinda grounded. Then after The Rock entered the series it shifted. So yeah I can understand why it's tanking. Also it's overdone. 12 films (11 + 1 pending) for one core group of people is nuts.
It stopped being grounded long before the Rock started cooking for them
10 months ago
Anonymous
you're telling me this is a real person and not a 3d render? come on
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes.
Anons, this man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.
Solid analysis with which I agree wholeheartedly
The only time Brie had any sex appeal was that one late show appearance and that was so obviously the dress doing all the work it wasn't even funny
literally a daz 3d/poser render, just a later version of the software
Maybe it's more just the fact that 3D renders are made to look like people, rather than people being made to look like 3D renders?
Well the series is really fricking insane anymore. Started out kinda grounded. Then after The Rock entered the series it shifted. So yeah I can understand why it's tanking. Also it's overdone. 12 films (11 + 1 pending) for one core group of people is nuts.
Now THIS is a kino woman
I really hope Daniela starts getting more and more traction, she's great. I'd love to see her in higher profile roles, and then I can say to people I supported her from the start
learn how to imitate accents daniela, it's not that hard
t. ESL
>complains about addressing Brie Larson directly >immediately copies it for Daniela Melchior instead
10 months ago
Anonymous
anon I'm just saying she should learn how to act or at least speak english, I wasn't the one who started spamming her out of nowhere
10 months ago
Anonymous
>started spamming her out of nowhere
Always with "muh spam!". It's a Fast X thread. She's in Fast X. Sorry if you felt entitled to having a Brie Larson thread but you posted it as a Fast X thread so it's fair game.
10 months ago
Anonymous
and I'm saying if she learned how to act the movie wouldn't have bombed
>I was on her a year out from TSS, as soon as her casting was announced
I kneel
I had to watch TSS first but after I walked out the cinema I knew she was a good un
>high profile roles >with that grating accent
[...]
Yeah sure thing Larson
Seethe more >i-is that an accent? AIIIIIEEEE SAVE ME
I would demand someone know her before her casting but a random Portuguese actress only in Portuguese TV & film is hardly going to be known in the US or really anywhere else so I'll give it a pass
why is everything flopping? i thought top gun maverick and avatar 2 making a shitzillion dollars meant the theater going audience had gone back to normal
Fast & Furious has been trending downward at the domestic box office for the last several entries, this is just continuing that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_%26_Furious#Reception
I would like these in my mouth for some reason. Shame she is using a cross while showing her lustful chest at the same time.
Even though it is the famiglia prop probably.
There's nothing left for her to do. She won an Oscar pre-thirty and starred in two of the highest grossing movies of all time.
She should retire and build her autistic Legos.
Well personally, I think I'm good-looking enough that she'd maybe give me the time of day if I bumped into her on the street, before she hurries away and wondering why that fricking weirdo doesn't have a watch or phone in current year
>literally who website >successful movie is a bomb because it made less than the one before, even though streaming rights, physical and digital sales, rentals, etc. aren't factored in, even though the movie is in some measure shouldering the budget of both Hobbs and X-2, and even though X will see a bump in physical and digital sales and rentals both before Hobbs and X-2 >Oh noooooooooooooo!
Basically any and everyone today that is writing about or discussing the movie industry is too stupid to follow the plot
350m budget is fricking ridiculous. it would need almost 900m to break even. it's like at 700m globally which is great. that makes it the 3rd highest box office of the year but the film is a flop because of massive budget
The short gist of it is - womanchild doesn't want to grow up, then realizes she can still retain some of her child-like essence and incorporate it into her adult life, but needs to let go of the past.
so after crashing the Fast franchise with no survivors and the Marvels surely being absolute garbage even after reshoots, what's next for her career?
I'm sure the show where she plays a chemist who turns into a tv chef is gonna be great
lol
lick brianne's underboob sweat
Brie is a famous, rich white woman with large breast implants, how is she so sexless and desperate? You’d think she could get any guy she wanted without any issues.
Rich famous women are picky
her agent is aggressive
>brown eyes
>white
Sorry jose, you arent white
cope
Poopgay coping hard lol
Blonde hair and blue eyes will always be at the top of the chain.
Brown skin and brown eyes are fricking nasty
Spoken like a total virgin
nice cope snowBlack person.
Blue eyes are soulless npc tier. Men and women prefer brown.
kys pasty boy
they hated him for speaking the truth
Imagine those thighs wrapped around your head, mother of god
>posts one in ten million looking woman
>check mate bro
Christ, tesla, newton, and Shakespeare all had blue yes
>Christ
>blue eyes
I hate this place so much.
>taking this thinly veiled bait
>I was merely pretending to be moronic
Idk about the rest but Shakespeare's eyes in that very painting are blue/grey. Zoom in you moron
Its the latest pol thing, they are saying israeli people today are not actually israelites and the real israelites were white aryans. I dont know, dont ask me how they came up with that, that's just their latest thing over there.
shitskin cope
ywnbaw (you will never be a white)
green is the color of diarrhea, blue is the color of mold, and brown is the color of the Earth
blue is the color of the earth dickhead its over 70% of the planet
And what color is below the ocean?
The ocean reflects blue light. That doesn't mean the planet is blue.
>The colour of the planet is blue but that doesn't mean it's actually blue
>If you get rid of 70% of what gives it colour it's actually a different colour
This is your brain with brown eyes
I'll bet you think polar bears have white fur.
>Hollow fur is the same as the surface being water which is by definition blue
>hollow
It's translucent. Guess what else is translucent? Water.
>I can see a reflection on the water therefore it's translucent
I want you to type into Google what colour is the earth
Then killing yourself
youll never be nordic
aka
an angel on earth
nordics are pussies even among whites
eteeernal cope
bad attitude
the woman is just the exemplar of a fricking b***h
she just looks nasty and mean at all times. you don't have to be some smiling moron but come on you're a hollywood actor can you stop acting like your life is nonstop struggle.
just an obnoxious person, and then on top of that she just calls everyone who criticizes her an incel or racist or whatever so automatically she is always right. shes like a spoiled teenager.
remember when she snapped in some interview when chris hemsworth tried to compliment her saying shes similiar to tom cruise, and she immediately took it as a slight and sperged out.
>and she immediately took it as a slight
That's because she actually knows who Tom Cruise is. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would feel insulted.
what do you mean
he might be a weirdo kook in private life but he's a respected, hard working professional and one of the last true Hollywood stars
every actor should take it as an compliment unless you're a c**t
>he's a respected, hard working professional
Kek. He's been making the same trash for years. And producing his own films. He's become a joke.
She doesn't have a bad attitude it's just that her personality comes off as abrasive when she's really trying to be sarcastic and playful. The result is people being rubbed the wrong way and disliking her unfortunately.
Wow. She's literally me.
Honestly, watching said interview, I think she didn't mean it to be insulting.
"I am not trying to copy Cruise, I just want to do my thing."
It's just that her atitude and tone of voice make her seem mad and defensive about it.
yeah I guess. it's just in poor taste.
one of the biggest social faux-pas you can make is being difficult when someone is trying genuinely to compliment you.
it just comes across as crude when the person is just trying to express praise and admiration for you. just be nice and take the compliment.
this is something pretty much every well adjusted person learns pretty early on.
Cops and TSA agents are not to hit on civilians, it's simple mathematics. A better position to be in is a truck driver.
I’m glad I don’t have shit taste like that agent.
Cinemaphile virgins actually relate with the fat ugly airport jannie asking for a woman's number while at his make-work job
>sexless
Its so weird, one of the sales chicks for one of our vendors aty corp is like this, she is legit very beautiful but has zero sex appeal, ots very confusing.
She is literally the feminist meme personality
I've seen her topless, those are real.
>I've seen her topless
Post them.
(And, yes, we know it's you, Brie. Love you.)
That would get be banned for three days for posting NSFW images on a SFW board, so I will not do it.
You can actually upload them to an image uploader (catbox?) and post the link.
Come on, Bree, darling. It'll just stay between us. You and Cinemaphile.
Imagine she desires the guy from Thor.
She really wants to bang Thor. Really really so much.
Or let's say Aquaman. Aquaman actor.
But they are both taken or they do t like her.
That's the woman incel problem. She probably wants one guy specifically and only him.
Women like her exclusively date up, the problem with that is that she’s already rich and attractive so the only guy she want has to be both richer and better looking than her AND most importantly want to be with woman with a black hole for a personality.
>date up
All of her boyfriends are literal whos and she went out with a truck driver once.
>All of her boyfriends are literal whos and she went out with a truck driver once.
So you're telling me there's a chance
genuinely yes there is
Imma be 10000x real with you:
You probably could not pay me to date Brie Larson, even if she was desperate for it. Maybe when she was 20 and she was just some aspiring Hollywood bimbo, but the emaciate starvation look, the 24/7 scowl, and her horrible voice and attitude are polar opposite of the "fantasy" version you have in your head.
The only thing that might be an upside is you know for a fact that she'd be angry the whole time you hit it, which is kind of entertaining in its' own way.
what's with the truck driver meme?
step 1: be cilivian
step 2: pretend to not know said person is a celebrity and instead be interested in them for who they are
step 3: profit
really that simple
He should've led with the important questions
I mean, she's right. He stopped treating her like a regular girl and instead became a fanboy/simp.
She should just date me. I've never seen a Marvel flick, probably never will, and have no desire to talk about one with her.
Brie, if you're reading this, ask the admins for my IP and contact me.
How would she feel if I told her that Room was overrated and Free Fire was absolute dogshit but I loved Kong: Skull Island because her boobs looked great in it?
She wouldn't care and would go back to bed with me
Damn, she DID have good boobs in Kong: Skull Island
That's my main memory of the film tbqh
Too simpy, probably.
She said Kate from UST was the role most similar to her so that's what your answer should be
what did she do there?
hoe around
that's unlike her, I doubt it's her favorite role then
the character kate is kind of an emo brat so that's another similarity
there are short clips and a few pictures of her with a middle aged socal swinger who has a legit 10 inch penis.
obviously no face but markings and body features, and hair match perfectly
who?
I doubt it. She said she walked onto a porn set by accident once but got scared off shortly thereafter.
that guy impregnated BDH twice
it was a cheap Tarantino's rip-off but I still loved Brie being the last standing villain there
the only movie of hers I consider kino is pic related but I would imagine it's not everyone's cup of coffee
I liked the movie with Miles Teller but it also brought back memories of uncertainty/anxiety upon my graduation
>YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME MILES
correct
Lurk more
Isn't she supposedly legitimately autistic?
Nah, she’s just an insufferable b***h.
What about that anon who met her in 2013 and said she was cool?
That was an obvious LARP.
She wasn't well known back then
proofs?
NTA but people seem to hate brie until they meet her
Nah you are
Stay salty, Brie.
I know you will
>N-No u
The absolute state of Brie. KWAB
It's not a no u. I'm just saying you will obviously continue to seethe in Brie threads like you've been doing for years and are doing right now
Yeah it seems like she can struggle in the tone she delivers her words sometimes.
She's shota-only but society is still too primitive to accept the truest and purest form of love
she has vile foot game. no self respecting man would waste his time with her
Have you seen her feet?
These movies have always tanked domestically, they make all their money in chins
That's correct. The plot and stunts in X were something you would expect to see in Chinese cinema, or Bollywood.
The movie is shit, intentionally so. They've dialled it up, made it for the Asian audience. And it's paid off
International theaters keep 2/3 of the revenue instead of half, so it is a problem if it tanks domestically unless it makes 1 billi.
And I forgot to add, in other countries the ticket prices are a lot lower than USA/Europe.
Frick Brianne
Frick her mouth
Frick her pits
Frick her ass
Frick her feet
Why does she refuse to go topless in a movie?
If she got just a bit chubby she would look so good.
WEG Queen.
/thread
There is some truth to this
The question is, which software did they use to render her? Looks like an early version of Poser to me
poser or daz 3D, circa 2002
No, that would be too lifelike. Shes an OG Duke Nukem sprite.
Poser 4 with basic poser female model, DAZ model pretty much better starting in Victoria 4
Facts
Momoa's stealing so much screentime in such overcrowded cast and overacting like a cheap Joker's rip-off doomed the movie, really
Cringe. Dante from Devil May Cry is the best villain.
Go to sleep, vin.
Damn she's hot, and I don't know why but her b***hiness makes her hotter.
Isn’t it the last movie anyways ?
There's (at least) one more after this, it ended on a cliffhanger
Just when you think the F&F series is over the Hobbs and Shaw series will go into full blast, Cyborg motherfrickers and everything
it was supposed to be part 1 of 2 part finale but not long before the premiere diesel announced "they" want to stretch it into 3 parts and then this movie kinda bombed so it'll be funny to see how that turns out
>700million already
>bombed!
These movies tend to do really well on home video. It's something you put on in the background when the boys come over for a Sunday afternoon.
Vin Diesel can’t carry a franchise, we knew this already. Why do you think he begged for the Rock to come back. They only started making money when Dwayne joined
Did you even read it?
>It made 700 million already but it will PROBABLY make less than Fast 9
>Its a DISASTER
>AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE
my god the aqua man dude is so bad in this movie like wtf were they thinking. Dude trying to be like heath ledger
To be fair they did paint him as having mental issues then brain damage from being blown off the bridge. He's supposed to be full loony toons
yeah but it's just full fricking cringe
he didn't write the character but he did have a very good delivery of the lines
Why is she wearing such a big cross? She's not christian.
How do you know?
She has no soul.
It’s a tribute to Dominic Torretto
That's such an interesting cross she's wearing. Very nice to look at. I cannot help but stare at it.
Do you think she'd let me touch it if I asked nicely, anons?
Is it a sin to frick and cum on her breasts while she's wearing that?
It would be a sin not to, anon.
Brie is driving me crazy
sometimes i see her, box ass head and looks terrible then next photo i see looks stunning with huge milkers like wtf
are the general public tired of watching bad films?
There were enough bad films in the 90's to last a lifetime. The 2020's is not the right time for it. With so much money and talent flying around there is simply no excuse for what we have been getting.
Reminder that Brie got relentlessly mogged by every other woman in this film
this b***h looks like she was 3d rendered too
Bit rude tbh baka senpai
literally a daz 3d/poser render, just a later version of the software
daz goblins look and animate nowhere near that shit.
dude this is peak daz 3d aesthetics
Maybe it's time to stop playing shitty CGI western hentai games if you think every woman looks 3D, anon
Jesus, how the frick does this happen?
Looks like Doom Guy or BJ Blazkowicz if he got stung by a bee
It stopped being grounded long before the Rock started cooking for them
you're telling me this is a real person and not a 3d render? come on
Yes.
Anons, this man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.
Beautiful eyes
Green, for lack of a better word, is good.
methinks they used version 6 on brie
i want to frick her so bad
it's an AI character my man
brie is a real person, trust the science
Does it make a difference? The odds of banging brie and banging an ai character that looks like her are about the same.
glad we can agree then
You can frick me instead
post bussy
Enchance those toes, something dont look right
Yeah they aren't in my mouth.
>Enchance those toes, something dont look right
finally a challenger for megan's clubbed thumb
my nose just off screen
Why can't she fixed that?
looks like a fake toenail
>Enchance
ESL?
Me or him?
Now you're just repeating yourself.
she cute
She mine
Green eyed girl supremacy tbqh
pitbawd
perfection
That's not Jennifer Connelly
Brie has no sex appeal, her face is fine but her body is meh. Daniela’s tummy alone mogs Brie
Solid analysis with which I agree wholeheartedly
The only time Brie had any sex appeal was that one late show appearance and that was so obviously the dress doing all the work it wasn't even funny
Maybe it's more just the fact that 3D renders are made to look like people, rather than people being made to look like 3D renders?
nah some people look more 3d than others
>just a glimpse
That's the good stuff
Thank you, Jesus.
Cross necklace with the loose cleavage makes her look hot here.
Well the series is really fricking insane anymore. Started out kinda grounded. Then after The Rock entered the series it shifted. So yeah I can understand why it's tanking. Also it's overdone. 12 films (11 + 1 pending) for one core group of people is nuts.
SUMMER
OF
FLOPS
TOTAL HOLLYWOOD DEATH
you don't even need edits, all of these people have been replaced by 3d models
10/10
This reminds me of that 45 minute long audio of Carol fricking Peter's brains out
https://vocaroo.com/1d97i572YM7r
brie is probably what every other white woman wants to be:
>strong
>intelligent
>sexy
unfortunately they don't have her face, work ethic or talent.
hi brie
post pits
Society went from
>DON'T SEXUALIZE WOMEN YOU PERVERT!
to
>SUBSCRIBE TO HER ONLYFANS YOU INCEL!
really quick
Fast has always been bigger series overseas. If anything, the problem with Fast X is, that it's also doing less overseas than the previous movies.
>cheese fungus
Are her feet still fricked up or did she do sonething about it?
what does it mean when half-naked women hang giant gilded, diamond-encrusted crucifixes between their exposed saggers? Are they into Jesus?
She received lots of cum over those breasts and cross
>and cross
It's only gross if the cum isn't your own, anon.
Brie
>Brie shows up latest movie
>It flops
lmao like pottery
It's doing about the same as the previous film.
>Brie has a small role in a movie that makes a profit
>Cinemaphile seethes about her
lmao like pottery
If only Brie Larson died instead of Paul Walker.
Brutally mogged
Yeah
>tiktok memes
dropped
why do you immediately recognize supposed "TikTok memes"?
i know cancer when i see it
Ok so you're just generically whining, got it.
Nice figure
Now THIS is a kino woman
I really hope Daniela starts getting more and more traction, she's great. I'd love to see her in higher profile roles, and then I can say to people I supported her from the start
>high profile roles
>with that grating accent
Worked for Arnold
It's not grating in the slightest, Brie.
yes it is
>here's your new princess leia, just ignore the ESL accent we couldn't bother to remove
No it isn't.
learn how to imitate accents daniela, it's not that hard
t. ESL
>whines about her having an accent when she was playing a Brazilian in the film
Dumb frick
so much for high profile roles lmao, she's stuck playing "espanola girl numero tres" for the rest of her career
Yeah sure thing Larson
Is Larson in the room right now?
>complains about addressing Brie Larson directly
>immediately copies it for Daniela Melchior instead
anon I'm just saying she should learn how to act or at least speak english, I wasn't the one who started spamming her out of nowhere
>started spamming her out of nowhere
Always with "muh spam!". It's a Fast X thread. She's in Fast X. Sorry if you felt entitled to having a Brie Larson thread but you posted it as a Fast X thread so it's fair game.
and I'm saying if she learned how to act the movie wouldn't have bombed
I was on her a year out from TSS, as soon as her casting was announced she was an obvious winner.
>I was on her a year out from TSS, as soon as her casting was announced
I kneel
I had to watch TSS first but after I walked out the cinema I knew she was a good un
Seethe more
>i-is that an accent? AIIIIIEEEE SAVE ME
correct, it's unacceptable for millionaire actors to have to be dubbed over because they're that untalented
whoa
I would demand someone know her before her casting but a random Portuguese actress only in Portuguese TV & film is hardly going to be known in the US or really anywhere else so I'll give it a pass
She was awful in Fast X. Good thing she looks good.
I don't think Brie Larson being in it had anything to do with that. This stale, utterly moronic franchise should have ended decades ago.
Torture and execute all Brie simps. How you Black folk managed to be more insufferable than Jennagays is amazing.
What is a Jennagay?
Jenna Ortega simp
We don't even have those here. She's too mainstream to get gays. Brie is mainstream but widely divisive, hence the gays.
cry more
Frick off, Brie. Take the Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan.
boiling
Even pajeets don’t like you.
why would i care what thirdies think kek
Go away, Brie.
Because they're the future.
where's their ass
What in the actual frick is that anorexic super hero
I know I'm a fricking loser but at least I can tell myself I don't tug my hog to brie frickin larsson that vapid piss stench of a personality void.
Do better.
You sound distraught
Why did it do so bad? Did mexican teenagers run out of money to go to the theaters?
>this should be the final boss of our franchise
does her mom still cut her hair
Dylan Roof?
She had another new haircut in X
Fast & Furious has been declining domestically for the last four films
why is everything flopping? i thought top gun maverick and avatar 2 making a shitzillion dollars meant the theater going audience had gone back to normal
Fast & Furious has been trending downward at the domestic box office for the last several entries, this is just continuing that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_%26_Furious#Reception
>puts a big roman torture rack statue between juicy firm breasts
marketing
I will now watch your movie
Brie's... assets are a confirmed box office draw
Brie is ugly
just kidding
Let’s be honest they probably filmed all three already in preparation for lower box office returns
Brie is box office fungus.
I will now have sex with your movie
>if you have a modicum of standards it means you're seething
ok daniela
Get a room or at least post more Daniela. I'll start.
But that's Bonnie from friends
I will now watch your sitcom
Briegay raging, nothing new.
dsl
Not a briegay personally but he's right. She's not exactly hired for her talent.
my moronic queen
that's not Brianne
Does she still have a fungus toethumb?
>2023 summer blockbusters continue to fail
Comfy
I would like these in my mouth for some reason. Shame she is using a cross while showing her lustful chest at the same time.
Even though it is the famiglia prop probably.
Brie's career is still a total failure, I see.
There's nothing left for her to do. She won an Oscar pre-thirty and starred in two of the highest grossing movies of all time.
She should retire and build her autistic Legos.
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now.
it really is
while the autistic waifugays were spamming pics of their chosen concubines I came several times
Love me ratcatcherfu, simple as
she's cute until you realize she would sooner kill herself than even look at anyone in this thread
She has no dating history. Most likely lesbian and therefore safe from men.
Well personally, I think I'm good-looking enough that she'd maybe give me the time of day if I bumped into her on the street, before she hurries away and wondering why that fricking weirdo doesn't have a watch or phone in current year
real
Elon Musk should launch Brie into the sun.
>literally who website
>successful movie is a bomb because it made less than the one before, even though streaming rights, physical and digital sales, rentals, etc. aren't factored in, even though the movie is in some measure shouldering the budget of both Hobbs and X-2, and even though X will see a bump in physical and digital sales and rentals both before Hobbs and X-2
>Oh noooooooooooooo!
Basically any and everyone today that is writing about or discussing the movie industry is too stupid to follow the plot
post her feet
Why doesn't she have kids?
Still waiting for the right man (me).
Why do internet virgins care about celebrities having kids?
350m budget is fricking ridiculous. it would need almost 900m to break even. it's like at 700m globally which is great. that makes it the 3rd highest box office of the year but the film is a flop because of massive budget
Poor Brie
>walled status - omega level
kek what a gross ugly b***h. no wonder why trannies love her
good, more brie for me
It's true 🙁
Brie is always good to show off her nipples every few months. thank you Brie
she sustains herself only from these threads now
anybody scene unicorn store. just found out she directed it
I've seen it. It's basically femcel: the movie.
The short gist of it is - womanchild doesn't want to grow up, then realizes she can still retain some of her child-like essence and incorporate it into her adult life, but needs to let go of the past.
I'm pretty sure this character was autistic
>office job
>autistic
pick 1
the two go hand in hand
I really liked the character she played, but the unicorn plot itself was stupid.
The movie was pretty lame but Kit would be perfect for the Drive guy to go on a blind date with
*driver stomps some guy's brains out in an elevator an autismo starts covering herself in his blood*
I can see it
so after crashing the Fast franchise with no survivors and the Marvels surely being absolute garbage even after reshoots, what's next for her career?
I'm sure the show where she plays a chemist who turns into a tv chef is gonna be great
lol
Whatever happens, you will be upset and whine in Brie threads
WHY ARE HER breasts SO AMAZING, I AM CUMMING SALAMANDERS HERE!!
All I remember was rooting against everybody including her in that movie