>fat bartender
>black female owner
>mystery meat LE QUIRKY BLACK AFRO PIGTAILS book girl
>beaner nurse
>afro latino bouncer helper
Did I miss anything?
Can white people just be in movies again?
>fat bartender. >black female owner. >mystery meat LE QUIRKY BLACK AFRO PIGTAILS book girl. >beaner nurse
Look at these fricking Chads
It was a different time....a better time.
I would kill to see a middle aged balding man with a real mustache and dad muscles in a movie
>movie starring white guy has some poc extras/minor characters
Literally white genocide
>NOOO WHITES CAN'T WANT TO HAVE WHITES IN THEIR MOVIES MADE BY THEIR SOCIETY. YOU GUYS ONLY GET TO HAVE ONE NOW. EVERY OTHER RACE BEING TURBO TRIBALISTIC ISN'T PROOF THEY ARE INFERIOR. JUST STFU UP WHITEY
nah frick you there needs to be more whites in movies like how it was in the early 2000's.
>MOVIES MADE BY THEIR SOCIETY.
jews made movies and society
seethe
White males made this shit you dumb fricking Black person. israelites have been investing and ruining every good society since we've been having them
Whites beat everyone during world war and we were nuking the planet
White people are SUPPOSED to be the majority in movies and media you stupid motherufcker. a white guy like OP asks why there are so many goddman browns chinks and blacks everywhere now then you spit in his face telling him to stfu and be grateful whites are around at all still??
about 8 fricking million illegals have recently flooded into the US.
It's OUR fricking country and all you stupid little fricking people think you can just take it over and you're destroying it all
now go fricking jump in front of a fricking bus.
>White males
stopped reading right there
seethe
>posts a troony movie made by troony israelites filled with browns
pottery
When your israelite overlords ship whatever white teenagers are still left over to die in some sand covered shit hole later this year america will finally keel over and fricking die. Frick you.
and whites made all technology and science
So youre like the Tuffles in DBZ. that little race of nerds that got cucked a race of savage monkeys and went extinct.
so you’re like a homosexual online talking like a troony
a gay Black person who sucks dick
yikes to the extreme my ma'am
kek. seethe
same to you but brown and gay version
>no u!
based and seethe-pilled
me when i’m brown and like roadhouse
>me
Yes.
>jews wuz kangz
why can't you let white people just have a good time?
remake is trash and will be forgotten in 3 months outside of ragebait posts
That's what these tard chuds think.
They long for the days of token characters that represent a world that never existed past 1920
woah a fake greentext from a black homosexual i’m gonna be a pussy liberal moron now
Shut the frick up.
Imagine if there were entire media companies and sectors of the internet that existed solely to fight for less black people in rap music. That would be silly because black people invented rap music and are obviously the best at it. No one wants to listen to a rap song where 30 seconds in some random white guy interrupts the rapper.
>jew
>white
I agree with everything you said but Jake was hot and the action was good.
Why they remade it? I have no idea. Was it as good as the real one? Frick no.
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i liked it
it was a fun summer movie
the entire family enjoyed the action, suspense, and humor.
We felt there were many characters we could relate to
I wouldn't take life so seriously, OP person who made this thread
>there is absolutely no problem at all! consoom more!
>it was a fun summer movie
>the entire family enjoyed the action
The family enjoyed a cgi canoe falling?
Where they were literally too lazy to hang a canoe from the rafters and rig it to fall?
>The family enjoyed a cgi canoe falling?
its literally a MOVIE
we weren't obsessing over minor details. It was a good story and we liked the characters. We all enjoyed the movie, maybe because are lives aren't broken. We are capable of enjoying relationships and love. If you don't enjoy this movie theres probably something wrong with you from your childhood. we will pray for you
Doesn't your family have like 80 years of films worth to watch
Why watch slop that puts in less effort than movies 20-40 years ago?
>Why watch slop that puts in less effort than movies 20-40 years ago?
its a fresh new take on an old classic. Much needed, if you ask me.
Its smart, its witty, its fresh, okay?
we enjoyed it. Even our cat stayed to watch it until the end
you're israeli
>it was a fun summer movie
it's spring you fricking moron
Unironically this, watched it with my parents and siblings, we had a good time and afterwards my dad commented that it's been a while since he saw a movie that was just there to entertain and not try to push some message.
>me and my family enjoy the taste of shit
that's sad dude
Seems like the perfect representation of the United States of Amerimutts in the year of our Lord 2024.
Also why does Jake have the homosexual equality flag tattoo on his neck
It's not a remake, it's a poorly made homage.
I liked the movie and thought the book girl was cute : )
>If you're not constantly raging about PoC in movies you're a JOO
Get therapy
nah maybe just stop making greentexts like a moron
Yes.
It's israelite*, you child redditor.
Mockery only works when you respect the other person's opinion.
>calling them poc
kek gtfo with your nuspeak Shlomo
The black female bar owner was a shit actress. Is she a rapper or something?
For me its when Connor McGregor pulls his flip phone out of his ass
>gives millions of dollars to the black book store for no reason
>they will inevitably come under criminal investigation if they spend it
>thinks they have laws in the Florida keys
nurse
Daniela Melchior is from Portugal, she is not latina.
Proto-beaner
There's no such thing. She either is or she isn't. She isn't.
>Before beaners there was
>le void
>attempting to complain about something that isn't the thing he dislikes and therefore does not feature the reasons he dislikes said thing
logic
Doesn't comprehend causality
Actually there was about three hundred years of progression in central and south America from mixing to mestizo to modern "beaners"
Thanks for agreeing with me.
She's insanely hot
Let's be honest dude, you couldn't find Portugal on a map, let alone explain what you supposedly dislike about them
I'm not a burger so I know basic geography. Also I actually like the Portugese, not sure why you thought that understanding mexican heritage meant I disliked their origins?
>understanding mexican heritage
Mexico, which was colonized by Spain?
Spain had only been seperated from Portugal for about 30 years by the time they colonised Mexico, if you think their current borders are more important than genetics, then you are genuinely moronic.
imagine complaining about this being the love interest in a film made in 2024
Brown/Yellow hands typed this. You're not an American so stfu.
The black female owner was a qt and fricking hot. Book girl was cute. Nurse was fricking Daniela Melchior dickhead, did you grow up under a rock?
Orcs like you try to drum up these moronic threads when you've literally never left your swamp. Frick off
K just started the original. It's so much better. The "be nice" scene alone is kino. I kept waiting for him to train a crew to work with him at the bar and it never happened. He didn't have a Sam Elliot partner. He just became a serial killer
Christ alive the lead is white
nurse
Daniela Melchior is white, OP
portuegese are white now?
Always were.
European master race
People are calling fricking Turks, Dagestanis, and Lebanese white now.
White = heritage from:
AUSTRIA
Flemish-speaking BELGIUM
SUDETENLAND, CZECH REPUBLIC
DENMARK
ENGLAND
GERMANY
ICELAND
LIECHTENSTEIN
LUXEMBOURG
NETHERLANDS
NORWAY
SWEDEN
German-speaking SWITZERLAND
>People are calling fricking Turks, Dagestanis, and Lebanese white now.
No, I called Portuguese white. The rest you just made up.
>loses his mind because a white woman was called white
>no Spain
>no Italy
>no GREECE???
shit tier barbarian list
If it took the Hart-Celler Act to be allowed into the US in any significant numbers, you're not white.
>bar-bar-bar
you were civilized by a superior race
What's this a list of, countries with the worst credit ratings?
tell me how youve never been to florida in modern day america without telling me
I thought it was gay he didn't frick the big booty owner, but I guess railing the beaner girl (descendant of Spaniards) is probably more based than fricking a monkey
>beaner girl (descendant of Spaniards)
The actress is white European
>Can white people just be in movies again?
You know the answer is no so you should just stop watching new movies and stick to the old ones. But you won't
>movie has a white lead with a white love interest
>still complains
yeah you liberals can’t get people to like your shitty movies
guess it’s our fault tho
>can’t get people to like your shitty movies
Maybe the movie is meant for other liberals
The nurse was White you moron
I kept getting the women in this mixed up since they were both foreigners.
Will there ever be an All-White film made again?
The movie is setted in Florida
What did you expect?
I just watched it for Jake and skipped everything between his scenes tbhon
t. hot male enthusiast
Jake is white.
Oh you meant an all white cast
Yeah that's not gonna happen!
I-is this a- a HIGH MELANIN person in muh movie???!1!!11 AHHH I AM GOING INSAAAANE LITERY BEING GENOCIDED SAVE ME MR TRUMP11!!!!!!!!
> Did I miss anything?
Did you pay attention to anything else? Or did you spend the entire time making a mental list of races so you could post it on Cinemaphile for upvotes?