Fat man, arise! I am here to show you what Christmas was like for little Carl in 1968.

Fat man, arise!

I am here to show you what Christmas was like for little Carl in 1968.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATHF was peak absurdist comedy.
    Plots were completely nonsensical, and yet every character was well defined.
    Other shows try to be like this but only ATHF did it right and I’m not sure how they did it. It just werks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was close
      Yes..we were...very close...you know, you a good kissah

      Aqua Teen is a shot for shot remake of Seinfeld

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITS THE DRIZZLE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Did you sell Meatwad to the circus?”

        “I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVERYDAY!”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I first saw it on AS I hated it, but overtime I came to love it. Same is true with a lot of AS shows. Butt ugly art and minimal animation, but astoundingly brilliant writing and hilarious voice acting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Plot" is being generous, episodes often felt like a stream of consciousness without any kind of structure to them, ending abruptly when they hit the time limit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol definitely. Some episodes had a stronger “plot” than others but even the non-sequitur episodes somehow manage to get you to follow along. Other copycat shows just couldn’t make it work as good as ATHF. There was also just enough continuity to make the world defined.

        Squidbillies was close to matching this but was never quite as good.

        Other than that no other absurdist show comes close.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like we got ourselves a damn connosurrey over here!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek I didn’t say squidbillies wasn’t based, and Unknown Hinson is ultra giga based, so ultra giga based he got fired from the show and the show instantly died.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kek it wasn't really a criticism I just take any reason I can to Early-post.
              Agree to everything you said btw. Hinson did nothing wrong.
              Total [adult swim] Death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Between that, and the Toonami BLM speech, they can burn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed. Fortier and Willis are gays and should consider suicide.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and they removed all the seasons from hbo except the one shitty season. I can still stream it for free whenever but the convenience was nice. frick Dolly Parton

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So they got so petty with him that they would deny fans the show just so they wouldn't have to pay the guy royalties. Adult Swim are evidently some c**ts. They majorly fricked over Frylock and Brak's VAs too. Frylock was working as a dish washer for a while to make ends meet, and Brak's is currently working as an Amazon driver.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's an actual travesty what the frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Squidbillies was close to matching this but was never quite as good.
          It had some moments that were on par with ATHF's golden years, but on the whole, yeah, it was a little too structured to have the same vibe most of the time.

          >Other than that no other absurdist show comes close.
          Xavier Renegade Angel is perhaps more absurd, though less "watchable" than ATHF. It's ATHF exaggerated in every dimension.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a dvd box set and it had a how it's made extra and it's just 2 guys smoking weed shooting the shit. I distinctly remember them losing their shit when they came up with the line "we let the arrow decide"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this shouldn't be funny yet it's hilarious

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comedic masterpiece from start to finish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It stops being consistently gold when they got closer to episode 100, but it's still one hell of a streak.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 100 song is nice, and I get an erection every time the monster carries that girl off screaming, but I agree with you in principle.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"I think that cop was Tom Savini."

            That gets me too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like I haven't eaten in A CENTURY

              I could eat A HUNDRED jelly beans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animation aparently had to do alot with it, bc latest season feels just wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven’t seen it. I literally don’t have the heart to watch any current year television. I literally do not watch movies or tv made after 2007 or so.

        How bad is it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The new movie is pretty good. I was expecting a boomer-esque take on Amazon and current online culture. Instead, I got an actually functional satyre of our current times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, animation feels like overkill and contributes literally nothing to the jokes, is just gross sometimes

          The new movie is pretty good. I was expecting a boomer-esque take on Amazon and current online culture. Instead, I got an actually functional satyre of our current times

          Movie was ok, but not near as good as colon movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The voice acting and dynamic between the characters is a perfect formula. They understand comedic timing perfectly as well. If you like stupid humor, it doesn't get better. I laugh out loud every time I see a screenshot from the show.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arright

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This and the turkey one or nonstop kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Careful now. These socks are laser guided.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't eat cahpet!
    Silly Daddy...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not like dat

      You gotta boil it fuhst

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woah there aladdin, that magic flying carpet is about to magic flying dinner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Berber. That’s an industry term.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carl would be 64 years old now, if he was a real guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh, carl is immortal

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silly daddy, you can't eat carpet

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ughhh…ok.
    You do realize it’s freaking July though, right?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I SURVIVED THE QUICKENING OF THE DRAGONOIDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That last bite reminded me of A SEVERELY LONG ANECDOTE

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HAD TO PULL A LOTTA STRINGS TO GET THEM TO HIRE AN 8 YEAR-OLD

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been marathoning AHTF during dinner.
    It still holds up.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Squidbillies is just as good too

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY, BUT NOW IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE WAR AGAINST THE MACHINES RAGED ON THROUGH THE SEVENTIES

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW COULD HE HAVE KNOWN WHERE THE NORTH POLE WAS? HE EXISTED BEFORE SCIENCE WAS INVENTED

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I remember eating carpet. Not so much the robots, with the laser beams.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to get the blood to flow UP the walls?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s my blood? Where the FRICK IS MY BLOOD?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Danzig is literally like 5 feet tall.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Carl scenes that are literally (You).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey get enough wings there?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show was some kind of lightning in a bottle. Between this and Home Movies there are probably millions of millennials who will carry a weird kind of absurdist humor on through the 21st century. But it will never happen again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Aqua Teen even still a known quantity with zoomers? I've got nephews who watched Family Guy religiously, but have never so much as mentioned Aqua Teen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Family Guy has far more mass appeal and therefore more relevance to survive through the ages. It’s also on network tv.

        I think zoomers know about ATHF especially older ones, but the internet replaced their counter culture. They were staying up on a school night to watch Master Shake move in with gay Bigfoot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sneak downstairs to watch tv
          >sea lab is on
          >dad walks in when they're arguing about hydraulic penises

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My uncle gave me that look one day when he was just getting home from work (he was a cop), and I was watching Dragon Ball Z. More specifically, the scene where Majin Boo and Gotenks are biting each other.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Born in 98 and can confirm I stayed up to watch Shake eat the broodwich

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Born in 98 and can confirm I stayed up to watch Shake eat the broodwich

          I meant to say “weren’t” and not “were” but you’re just old enough to have this.

          >sneak downstairs to watch tv
          >sea lab is on
          >dad walks in when they're arguing about hydraulic penises

          Haha. Yeah you had to watch with the volume down, adult swim was too weird for (most) boomers.

          My uncle gave me that look one day when he was just getting home from work (he was a cop), and I was watching Dragon Ball Z. More specifically, the scene where Majin Boo and Gotenks are biting each other.

          They grew up on slapstick cartoons and the jetsons. Weird Japanese shit is cringe to them and honestly they are correct for cringing.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wh..Why were we trying to cash a bill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always like the way he said "Where did you get gum?" so incredulously, like he couldn't believe that he managed to get a pack of gum.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THERE WAS MUCH DEFECATION

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad would always yell at me about watching "subhuman televison" but he laughed at the carpet christmas scene

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look how this nun reacts when someone blows her brains out!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATHF was, in essence, a Blaxploitation Coonskin-like show

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