>"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you.". >"Mother?

>"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you."
>"Mother? I want to... WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH."

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I gotta beep-a ganga-chucha, honk-honk-konk, akanta. Each-ya puna-ney-cha, boppa-lula-nichao. Oppa-upa-kicha, nisong-kong. Yeah, ride.
    What did he mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I gotta beep-a ganga-chucha
      buy weed from a mexican
      >honk-honk-konk, akanta
      honking his car horn at some crackhead in the street
      >Each-ya puna-ney-cha, boppa-lula-nichao. Oppa-upa-kicha, nisong-kong. Yeah, ride.
      Various kinds of kinky sex with a vietnamese prostitute

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers shit and pissed their pants to this "music"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they got drunk and high and had sex to it.
      Are zoomers all incontinent or something?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow... he read Freud... fricking genius

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freud invented oedipus
      bait or mental moronation, call it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, Freud did invent the oedipus complex.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the song is about the tale of Oedipus you black Black person not the Oedipus complex. god fricking moronic gorilla ape

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it is not about the tale of Oedipus. Oedipus did not want to kill his father and frick his mother, fate made him do it against his will.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i didn't behead and rape you, fate made me do it. thats what im gonna tell the jury

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a pleb who has never read ancient literature and has been poisoned by university garbage. Oedipus had no desire whatsoever to frick his mother. The moral of the story is not "everyone ackchually wants to frick his mother". It is a story about the inescapability of fate, and about whether it is worth figuring out the truth even if the truth is as bad as it could possibly be. The dumb doors song is nothing like that, its literally about how everyone wants to kill their dad and frick their mom. Please committ suicide.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The dumb doors song is nothing like that, its literally about how everyone wants to kill their dad and frick their mom.
                There's nothing in the song about everyone wanting to kill their dad and frick their mom.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pseuds are always referencing Freud though

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
    What the frick did he mean by this? Was he a bodybuilder?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing*
      >I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
      >*shitty boomer guitar solo*
      >SHE GET HIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
      >*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*
      >FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
      >*song ends*
      Wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""

      It wasn't even his song, it was a Howlin Wolf cover.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing*
    >I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
    >*shitty boomer guitar solo*
    >SHE GET HIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
    >*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*
    >FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
    >*song ends*
    Wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MK Ultra done/plant with OSS father.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can’t MK Ultra scientists make more good psychedelic music?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under the Silver Lake sez they're best at piano pop

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did his dad(general of the navy) really have something to do with the gulf of mexico incident?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol this dude was a fricking idiot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that dude, crosby, from that other popular band really hated him. saw a documentary where he flat out calls him an butthole. made me kek really hard.
      I can not remember the name of the doc, but it was right before he died.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His posters used to sell next to Grateful Dead, LedZep, Jimi Hendrix. Awful music.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why so many contrarians ITT?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jim's rant about loving being fat is kino

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That shit sucks, but L.A. Woman is a great song
    Mostly because Ray carried the entire band hard throughout their career

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ray Manzarek carried the band

      Based. For me it's Riders on the Storm.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Based. For me it's Riders on the Storm.

      Based Ray chads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see Rays ghost has appeared to duck his own wiener. Robbie and Morrison contributed plenty homo, it is not a beach boys scenario.

      jim morrison read every book the pseuds of Cinemaphile pretend to read when he was 16
      dude was the KING

      Based jim

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE Black folk IN THE FOREST BRIGHTLY FEATHERED
    THEY ARE SAYING
    FORGET THE NIGHT
    LIVE WITH US IN THE FORESTS OF AZURE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which song is this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The WASP (Texas Radio and the Big Beat). But he says "Black folks", not "Black folk".

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELL A DIG A LIDA DINA BOUT AN HOU AGO

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN THE MUUUUSIC'S OVER
    TURN OFF THE LIGHT
    UNPLUG ALL ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT
    CLOSE THE DOOR AND LOCK IT
    WASH YOUR HANDS AND KISS YOUR MOTHER WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAGH indeed, Mr Bond

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray Manzarek carried the band

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was great but I wouldn't underestimate Robbie and John's contributions, their style on guitar and drums were perfect on the band. And I don't think they would have become famous without a charismatic frontman to pull it all together. Jim's theatricality, dark lyricism, and good looks helped make the band into a juggernaut.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes also extremely based for producing and playing organ on X's Los Angeles album.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray was the Brian Wilson of the Doors

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE END.... BEAUTIFUL BREAD, THE END.
    FATHER?
    YES SON?
    I WANT TO EAT YOU.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never been into music. It seems like a deeply autistic hobby to get into. 90% of the time I ask some normalgay what they're doing and they say "listening to music" and I just wonder if there's a bigger waste of time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man sounds like you’re the autistic one who can’t appreciate art in one of it’s simplest forms

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair audiophiles are some of the biggest autists in the world

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    jim morrison read every book the pseuds of Cinemaphile pretend to read when he was 16
    dude was the KING

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss that doors meme CIA funded MK Ultra circus music, FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nico cover utterly mogs the original song into oblivion.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUURRR HIS DAD WAS IN THE GOVERNMENT SO ALL HIS MUSIC IS A psyop BY DA israeliteS
    frick off. crystal ship is based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*
    >I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
    >*shitty guitar solo*
    >SHE GET HIIIIGH
    >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH
    >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
    >*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*
    >FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
    >*song ends*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chicken line is delivered so sleazily that it ends up being a 9/10 quality lyric

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Peace Frog

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out their best song wasn't even created by them

    Jim really was a hack after all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a cover song Black person.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I know it's a cover song, didn't know until many years later after hearing it for the first time. It used to be my fave Doors song and still is despite

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow virgins on Cinemaphile dont like the doors im fricking shocked

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