Talia, Selina, Julie, Vesper, Vicki, Silver, Zatanna, Sasha, Nocturna, Jezebel, Diana, and Shondra are all good but I like Julie the most.
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Favorite Bruce Wayne love interests?
Talia, Selina, Julie, Vesper, Vicki, Silver, Zatanna, Sasha, Nocturna, Jezebel, Diana, and Shondra are all good but I like Julie the most.
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Selina and Vale. The others are shit.
Selina is overrated as his lover
you're overrated as a functioning, non-mentally challenged human being.
Talia because she raped him
Batman/Catwoman 4 life. BATCATS REPRESENT!
Imagine an AU where the baby doesn't die and she keeps it. Babs is pretty formidable, especially her DCAU incarnation. We could have had Ginger Damian on our hands. Would have been something.
>quietly adds Bruce x Babs love child to my list of fanfic ideas
The list grows ever longer.
Imagining it as a universe hop where the teenage kid ends up in a timeline where Babs is also a teen and Bruce is in his like, 30s.
Not like the DCAU where Babs is like in her late teens early 20s.
Silver
Selina and Talia are prostitutes, Vicki is a b***h, the only thing Snyder did to make Julie interesting was have her look like Bruce’s mom, Sasha is better with Mr Terrific, Nocturna is a lesbian vampire now, and I can’t be half assed to remember anything else.
I swear nobody actually likes Silver for Silver. They just pick her because they hate everyone else. She only exists to get fridged for angst. Same with Vesper.
That's because Silver is a nothing character. At least Vicki has being a Lois ripoff ie having a fricking job and being a b***h. As a character her biggest stand out is being 100% civilian and her white hair, because her personality is very mild.
Storywise her biggest achievement is almost getting Bruce to marry her which became nothing because he married Talia a decade later in Son of the Demon and almost married Selina.
Talia but only because it's funny that Dick straight up hates her and Bruce ignores every valid complaint he has of her.
>Diana
Dogshit ship and I don't know why some people like it.
The DCAU.
Way better than Superman and Wondy, now that shit was forced.
I don't know who I like very much but I know I dislike Talia and Selina. They're both garbage romances for Bruce. I guess if I had to pick one that I like the most, I'd Zatanna.
Dick and Babs throuple.
Im mostly a cat-gay but the idea of talia giving up the whole assassin deal and trying to be suzi homemaker for bruce and damien would be a fantastic story arc
Zatanna is the best. Shame she's paired with Constantine so much. I like John, but he's a c**t to her.
That ship sailed with Morrison. Possibly before then even.
Zatanna is too good for Bruce.
The alternative is pairing her with Constantine. Seriously, think about that for a second.
Who could actually fix him?
If Clark was a woman she could actually fix him.
That would actually be really sweet.
>Female Clark (Clarice?) healing Bruce with love
Of all the crappy multiple timelines, alternative dimensions, etc... DC has pulled out of their asses in the last decade... how come that is not one? Shit, now I'm angry.
Because supergays would be pissed their favorite got turned into a girl and then fricked Batman, DC's Gary Sue corporate fave. That premise sounds too much like some wattpad fanfic anyways.
>Because supergays would be pissed their favorite got turned into a girl and then fricked Batman
Would they be happier if he fricked him as a man?
I'd like to see that, just to see the rage from mostly everyone but the fujos.
The idea that love or a woman could somehow solve all of Bruce's flaws is incredibly cliche and annoying
Real answer: Silver St. Cloud
Meme answer:Joker
But seriously, I used to be a batcat lover but Selina has become such a huge b***h in the comics to the point I can't stand her. I also liked Julia Pennyworth, but that's only because I like milk-chocolate.
Wonder Bat.
She's also too good for Bruce.
Here's a wild idea: pair her with neither and give her a solo book where she can have her own adventures instead of being a hanger on to two characters to suck the personality right out of her.
>He thinks they'll give Zatanna a solo without either
Oh you.
Logic goes out the window when it comes to one's waifu.
>She's also too good for Bruce.
She's perfect for Bruce.
>Here's a wild idea: pair her with neither and give her a solo book where she can have her own adventures instead of being a hanger on to two characters to suck the personality right out of her.
lol
Selina. Been shipping them since I was a kid for more than 30 years... even before I even knew what the heck "shipping" was (maybe even before it was coined? When was it coined anyway?)...
Anyhow, too stuck up on my ways and will probably not change no matter how shitty they do Selina... and/or Bruce.
>When was it coined anyway?
1995 by X-Files fans.
The more you know. Thanks anon!
I only collect her old stuff because she's written so terribly now
then again so is Bruce.
I don't buy modern shit in general.
I had a weird fever dream about HS Batman having a love-hate relationship with HS Joker and them starting to date after finding out about their secret identities while showering together.
I like what Nolan did with the childhood friend love interest, really seemed true to the character. I know it's been suggested before like in Phantasm but they should make a new character that captures that idea better.
Harley Quinn
The movie is nothing unusual, but I liked their romance