The theater i go to it set up like this so someone will notice if you come in through the front, plus the guy on shift is in a wheelchair so i'd feel bad.
I guess going through the side entrance would work but i'd have to time it right, ill try it next time i go because wagies dont give a shit these days
just wait till the movie starts and walk in and take a seat. never pay again.
obviously do it a week or 2 after release not on release night when it's full
Wagies don't care about anything, and are scared as frick of getting into a confrontation with a customer (which could get them fired).
Simply walk right past any ticket counters. If someone says something "Hey, you need a ticket", just say you "You already tore mine" and never stop walking. I've done this for about 15 years straight.
it's a relic from when we were young and wagies actually cared about their job. I think if you just walked in with visible snacks in your hard they'd have to say something though.
Complain that the theater was too cold, the speakers on one side wasn't working or about anything and they'll give you a free voucher. I haven't paid for a movie since 2006
Sit in the front row.
The reason you don't sit in the front row is because old theaters tried to get as many seats in the room as they could and put the frontmost ones too close to the screen, so you had to look up to see the screen and would leave the movie with a cranes neck.
They noticed the front row was being wasted so they build modern theaters differently, the front rows have more space between them and the screen. You no longer have to crane your neck. This means they are now the best seats in the house, since you have no one in front of you, you are a closer to the screen for a more immersive view and won't be distracted by phone lights from the zoomies checking their phones during the movie.
I usually sit in the second row, so I can my feet up on the first row.
There will also be a further distance between you and the other people in the theater, since no normies will ever sit close to the front row. Which means you won't have to be close to anyone else, won't hear their dumb chit chatter and the popcorn chewing.
It feels great.
Hmmm an interesting hypothesis. I am so fricking sick of zoomies on their phone and using their flashlight and shit in the cinema. I swear this wasn't a thing 5 years ago. Maybe it's time I booked at the front.
If the theatre prohibits outside vegetables, just hide them in one of the toilets. If they're still there after the film, you can take them back home with you.
Depends on how they evacuate people after a movie is done, but go to the bathroom just after it ends and wait for a while, then enter another movie. Repeat as many times as you like.
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just wait till the movie starts and walk in and take a seat. never pay again.
obviously do it a week or 2 after release not on release night when it's full
The theater i go to it set up like this so someone will notice if you come in through the front, plus the guy on shift is in a wheelchair so i'd feel bad.
I guess going through the side entrance would work but i'd have to time it right, ill try it next time i go because wagies dont give a shit these days
Wagies don't care about anything, and are scared as frick of getting into a confrontation with a customer (which could get them fired).
Simply walk right past any ticket counters. If someone says something "Hey, you need a ticket", just say you "You already tore mine" and never stop walking. I've done this for about 15 years straight.
After the movie go into the restroom for free gay sex.
was that you last time trying to put together a makeshift gloryhole? if so, looked pretty good!
I just get my gf to piss herself in the seat in front of me, then relocate to the seat beside me
I should do this on airplanes. I mean in general, not for more personal space or anything
You ever see a really attractive stewardess go into the lavatory and just get rock hard while unable to do anything about it?
i will now go watch jav flight attendants
I get my gf to piss herself in the seat in front of me, then I relocate to that seat
Get my gf to sit in the seat in front of me and piss on her during the movie
if someone sits in front of you and blocks your view punch them in the back of the head until they move
>movie turns out to be not good
>poop in your hand and throw it at the screen
POOP TO MEET YOU MOVIE
I just know the obvious ones:
>pay for one movie and then go to a second after the first finishes
>bring your own snacks in a hooded sweatshirt
do americans really need to hide snacks? the 14 year old working doesn't give a shit
it's a relic from when we were young and wagies actually cared about their job. I think if you just walked in with visible snacks in your hard they'd have to say something though.
MAYBE an autistic manager will start shit for it but in 99% of cases no one cares esp in this day and age. i've never had any issues with it
Just make up a medical condition if a manager confronts you.
"Sir, we have a no snacks policy"
"Oh, I am a diabetic and I have to eat these to regulate insulin production"
No one is going to question a medical necessity and risk a lawsuit.
no one has questioned me ever. where the hell do you live?
Its rare at movie theatres, but it happens at concerts or other events where security is tighter. The diabetic excuse gets you through every time.
No, they don't care, I just bring my snacks in my rolling suitcase, they never check
>how to be an utter irredeemable c**t 101
Movie theatres sure have changed since when I went to them a decade ago.
you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer.
wow a BEER! in a GLASS!!
settle down. much of the planet is at the point of not being allowed basic todler tier cutlery on airplanes.
Complain that the theater was too cold, the speakers on one side wasn't working or about anything and they'll give you a free voucher. I haven't paid for a movie since 2006
Stop being poor.
Before you go to the cinema buy a $14 dollar bottle of gin and some sprite.
Sit in the front row.
The reason you don't sit in the front row is because old theaters tried to get as many seats in the room as they could and put the frontmost ones too close to the screen, so you had to look up to see the screen and would leave the movie with a cranes neck.
They noticed the front row was being wasted so they build modern theaters differently, the front rows have more space between them and the screen. You no longer have to crane your neck. This means they are now the best seats in the house, since you have no one in front of you, you are a closer to the screen for a more immersive view and won't be distracted by phone lights from the zoomies checking their phones during the movie.
I usually sit in the second row, so I can my feet up on the first row.
There will also be a further distance between you and the other people in the theater, since no normies will ever sit close to the front row. Which means you won't have to be close to anyone else, won't hear their dumb chit chatter and the popcorn chewing.
It feels great.
Hmmm an interesting hypothesis. I am so fricking sick of zoomies on their phone and using their flashlight and shit in the cinema. I swear this wasn't a thing 5 years ago. Maybe it's time I booked at the front.
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIES
Roel
Rollando
how the frick did you manage that
Hopefully I don't roll Robert, I fear our friendship wouldn't survive.
ok ill roll
Ich rolle!
Im driving and I’m speeding and I’m furiously mastorbating
roll v wage
>Throw shit upon your ass
Roll
this is a fun one
>spit bad reviews alongside robert
i thought ebert died?
taking a stROLL
If you can't find anything to jerk off to in movie you are watching, just think of the carebears. It always works for me !
Don't go at all and pirate movies at home
>spilling a drink
True men piss all around their seat to assert dominance
Go see a movie during the last week it's in theaters, you get the entire room to yourself. It's breddy comfy tbh
thats actually fricking genius
If the theatre prohibits outside vegetables, just hide them in one of the toilets. If they're still there after the film, you can take them back home with you.
Who fears the toilet veggie cache?
Depends on how they evacuate people after a movie is done, but go to the bathroom just after it ends and wait for a while, then enter another movie. Repeat as many times as you like.
i haven't been to the cinema in 15 years
i pirate everything
if you sit on the front row there's like 60% chance the designated shooter will aim to the rows behind you, giving you time to run