Francis gives him a run for his money in the earlier seasons, but he never really feels like he's part of the family. He's always off doing his own thing
I liked when they tricked us into thinking he was going to be a main character in the Godzilla movie and they killed the only character with a motivation beyond "I wanna go home" so we could focus on Kick Ass instead
Yeah, that pissed me off. Had the main character been Cranston instead of his boring son, I wouldn't have minded the blue-balling with the actual Godzilla appearances.
[...]
How does he go from playing Hal to Heisenberg? Really. The range is incredible.
Cranston is just a phenomenal actor. He's kinda like Leslie Nielsen, in that the comedy is more from his performance and delivery than the actual comedy writing
I never watched Breaking Bad because I don't want to see evil Hal
He's a good actor sure, but the range wasn't that far, he's practically playing a sequel.
The 6th kid in MITM could easily just be Walt Jr.
Cranston is just a phenomenal actor. He's kinda like Leslie Nielsen, in that the comedy is more from his performance and delivery than the actual comedy writing
comedy and drama are two sides of the same coin. I really don't see why an actor wouldn't be able to do both unless they take themselves super seriously
On top of that I love the episode when they're going over their budget/debt and they discuss how much money Hal spent on that stupid suit and the sequin outfit he bought that he wore once while teaching malcolm how to skate. Hal was pure kino
only watched an episode here and there when it aired on tv when I was a kid and Im sure that I almost seen all of em
good show when you accidentally put the tv on but I cant imagine myself searching and watching this on my own, it lacks something but its perfect as company when you do something else
>it sounds like the songs they would sing when the soldiers would ride through the village and throw the babies in to the fire >they sang jingle bells? >they sang something
It's weird that the non-Stevie Krelboynes basically disappear at one point and Malcolm and Reese start getting more storylines about being friendless losers.
I love that Hal uses a character from a Steely Dan song thats an anti government LSD dealer for his call sign.
It just adds a little spice to the stuff he's spewing.
He was a shallow, bitter manlet with both a superiority complex and hangups about his lack of long time success with the ladies and lack of social life in general.
When people have that warped type of sense of themselves they always try to get a partner to show off with to finally prove to the people around them (and maybe, more importantly themselves) that they are worth something.
Going for a plain looking girl would destroy all the delusions of grandeur, even if they could be happy and have a loving relationship.
He's from the same mold as Elliot Rodger, if you think about it.
Okay you convinced me. How do I fix this? Do I just accept that I am piece of shit that never deserved anythimg despite trying way harder than anyone I know?
I did not write that post to call out other people but just to describe that behavioral pattern we saw in that episode.
But since it seems to have resonated with many posters, here are my two cents:
You should divorce yourself from the idea, that only the best is good enough and worth pursuing.
A loving relationship with a girl that does not 100% fit your idea of attractiveness is much better than constantly chasing after women who look like top models and being alone in the end.
You should also examine where that black and white thinking comes from.
Judging by your post you believe you deserve things that seem to be out of reach and the only alternative in your mind is that you deserve nothing and should stop expecting any good things to happen to you altogether.
Wouldn't just lowering your expectations a bit be a more sensible thing to try as a first step?
Who went on a tirade?
I answered the other poster's question.
But to answer your (loaded) question:
I don't believe sex has anything to do with it.
It's a common state of mind for both men and women alike, that anything less than perfection is not good enough for them.
It's normal to have standards especially since our society is still monogamic so you're most likely gonna spend most of your life with the person you choose, if you take the relationship seriously
And there is nothing wrong with having standards.
Just sometimes those standards are too high and preclude people from getting into any relationship at all or lead to people getting into relationships with people who are superficially meeting those standards but with whom they are not compatible with on other levels that matter more in the long run than just looks or status.
>his lack of long time success with the ladies and lack of social life in general.
I remember a girl literally jumping on Malcolm in one episode and the two of them having sex in front of her father, stop projecting lol, he was never unsuccessful with the ladies, he's not a chad but he's still quite attractive and got several of them rather easily
Making him such a chad with the ladies but then also a supposed highschool loser never made any sense. It made him come off as so arrogant, and not in a funny "he's saying what we're thinking" kind of way.
She's disgusting and morons with low standards like you are the reason why the dating market is as shit as it is now, kys, for the good of the human race.
same with Psych, when white people and black people can joke about how different they were without setting off Twitter >If I was a dad I'd let Shaun date my daughter >assuming he was mostly black
The one where the mom puts on cleaning gloves and jacks each and every one of the kids off to completion on her face while telling them to do better in life.
>No one knows just what I've been through. >I can't stop the pain inside me. >Now I'm staring out my window. >Children play. They seem so happy. >Why are we here going nowhere? >Why does my life feel so empty?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
The Military Academy performance of Candyman is flawless, but my favorite bit (and B plot) will always be the Gentleman Callers doing Charlie on the MTA.
I loved the contrast between Francis then-current African gf dropping him when he goes off to get revenge for his family and Piama sticking around when he does the same thing at the reunion at the house of Hals parents. It's the little things.
I don't have the webm, but when Hal becomes a feeder and spikes Lois' food with extra calories so that she will become bigger is one of the best episodes of the entire show, I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet.
>last season Francis
What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character >Francis' entire arc throughout the show focuses on him gradually going from a problem child high schooler to a responsible man by the time he shows up at the ranch >The last season just completely fricking throws that out the window and has him become a deadbeat wigger victim
I swear to god somebody on the writer team must have had it out for the actor or something
>What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character
They had to cut the ranch arc because the actor playing Otto was dying of cancer or something like that.
I don't have the webm, but when Hal becomes a feeder and spikes Lois' food with extra calories so that she will become bigger is one of the best episodes of the entire show, I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet.
>last season Francis
What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character >Francis' entire arc throughout the show focuses on him gradually going from a problem child high schooler to a responsible man by the time he shows up at the ranch >The last season just completely fricking throws that out the window and has him become a deadbeat wigger victim
I swear to god somebody on the writer team must have had it out for the actor or something
I thought at the finale it turned he had a normal office job like Hal and just pretended to be a deadbeat to piss off Lois
lol, I feel like it's probably about 80% astroturfing by the same Nickelodeon defense squad that comes out vocally and violently anytime someone repeats the actual allegations against Dan that were backed up with many witnesses, accusers, and even a couple settlements
rewatched all of it like two months ago
there was one specific episode that stood out as being really strange like the writer was a weirdo but i can't remember which one rn
Honestly, it was probably some writer inserting his gainer fetish into the show, but I'm kind of glad that he did because it's one of the funniest episodes imo
>What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character
They had to cut the ranch arc because the actor playing Otto was dying of cancer or something like that.
Oh wow that's kind of depressing, I wish they could have given Francis a more satisfying ending though, like having Otto and his wife move away and having him be the owner of the ranch along with his wife
That redpilled episode where Lois is pregnant and starts fantasizing what it would be like if she had all daughters instead, the ultimate and final redpill you could say
homie i wish i could end up like Craig. Craig at least lived by himself and seemed happy with the shit he had going on. The only thing bad about his life was his job and the fact hes stuck simping for Lois.
>for me, it's the one where dewey convinces malcom that evil spirits have infested his body, existing as a parasitic, black worm-like entity that can only be extracted via slicing into his arm with a magical dagger he found at the flea market and painfully yanking them out
Cooperate marketeers started buying into the antimarketing meme, and then lost the plot after 3 or 4 layers of post-ironic separation. What we are left with are mega-conglomerates that just go around antagonizing massive swaths of the general audience and demographics thinking that will somehow equal more money for them. But really all it's doing is turning society and the entire world into a place that's just one bad day away from disappearing up its butthole, and burning itself down out of spite
>Hal comes running to the boys >"I need one of you to take the heat for this one" >"What did you do?" >Lois yells in the background >The boys start negotiating the price >Lois's yelling intensifies >the price goes up >Hal tries to negotiate down >Lois yells even more >The price goes up again >"Okay deal. I GOT HIM, HONEY!!!"
MitM is the absolute pinnacle of family sitcoms. It was a show that truly understood the power dynamics of the typical american family, and how they both foil and support eachother at the same time
It wasn't meant to be a typical family at all, they're established to be pariahs by their neighbours/ everyone else. They're meant to be ridiculously dysfunctional and pathetic.
They're not meant to be totally unrelatable
Think of it this way, with your own family you might have 50% good memories and 50% bad memories. This family is meant to be that 50% of bad memories with like 5% of the good.
>Reese is studying hard for his final exams >He flunks so badly he has to repeat his final school year >It turns out he was really studying which answers he would need to say to be so wrong that he would fail that badly
If only Reese could apply himself in the right direction
He's been arrested for murder. He's probably going to be convicted under current NY law
2 years ago
Anonymous
bail was reduced - conviction not likely with the video out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Believe me, bro, I am cheering for a Jury Nullification, but the legal system proactively takes steps to stamp out anyone who even utters such a phrase, and handholds and guides jurys away from even thinking it's possible
2 years ago
Anonymous
same, but I definitely understand your doubt. it is israelite york afterall.
For me it's the episode where Reese gets shipped to China.
>checked
and now I'm reminded of reese being the perfect army drone. maybe they should have let him rise to a command position before killing that arc. would not be too far off from reality tbh.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My understanding of jury nullification is basically >yeah what he did may or may not be against the law, but we don't think he did anything morally wrong, so he's free to go
Is that accurate? If so it's fricking based and everyone should know about this and do this constantly. Frick the ~~*legal system*~~
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's why they have so many gay ways to dismiss jurors. lawyers are literally gatekeepers. back in the day I bet it was awesome.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes. That is basically how the legal system is supposed to work in these insane fringe cases. But again, the problem is that the institution is fricking terrified that we, the people, will figure out that they don't have any real authority over the law. So they use a combination of strong hand guiding jurys to convict, and soft hand dropping the charges before they get that far. They desperatly want to hide the fact that the american populace has the power to enforce the laws as we see fit by majority
It's so fricking weird. It always bugged the ever living frick out of me how every fricking episode had a distinctly different version of the same outro for no real reason at all. But as soon as they removed it, I fricking noticed, and it made me even more fricking mad
The one where they sink in the golf cart but dewey fricks it up because he's a little b***h who can't get water in his eyes. Probably because he was molested on set or something.
the show is great but the problem is Hal mogs all the other characters and jokes.
It's true.
>we've lost him, Lois. He belongs to everyone now
Cranston is such a talented comedic actor.
>anything w/ Francis in the academy is pure kino
for me, it's probably Hal on rollerskates or when he gets the bulldozer
>when he gets the bulldozer
SLOOOW RIIIIIDE
TAKE IT EEEEASY
>lois' face when he starts dancing
lmao... he's irresistible and she knows it
how do you learn to dance like this
>dance
dance dance games aren't really dancing - the people always look like fricking morons. now this, however...
Francis gives him a run for his money in the earlier seasons, but he never really feels like he's part of the family. He's always off doing his own thing
no. He was just a normal character. All of the main characters were great. And the stories were great too. People suck his dick too much
Who was in the wrong here?
The crybaby bastard.
Eating 100 Quaks
THE QUACKS. WOULD. EXPAND.
I remember seeing this as a kid and laughing nonstop
How does he go from playing Hal to Heisenberg? Really. The range is incredible.
I liked when they tricked us into thinking he was going to be a main character in the Godzilla movie and they killed the only character with a motivation beyond "I wanna go home" so we could focus on Kick Ass instead
Oh wait. I didn't like that
Yeah, that pissed me off. Had the main character been Cranston instead of his boring son, I wouldn't have minded the blue-balling with the actual Godzilla appearances.
Some actors are.... what's the word I'm looking for... ah yes. Talented.
He's a good actor sure, but the range wasn't that far, he's practically playing a sequel.
The 6th kid in MITM could easily just be Walt Jr.
Cranston is just a phenomenal actor. He's kinda like Leslie Nielsen, in that the comedy is more from his performance and delivery than the actual comedy writing
I swear to god the crystal ship one had to be intentional
Its a pretty common druggy term.
Oh okay, that makes more sense then. That's a shame, it would have been a cool reference
it's a Doors' song
Is this
>Breaking Malcom
or
>Malcom in the Bad
>?
>Jane's dad allows 2 planes to crash
Even better, just like with Hal, that was also Walter's fault indirectly.
I never watched Breaking Bad because I don't want to see evil Hal
You're not missing out on much. Both the show and Cranston peak in Season 1 for 3-4 episodes
Idk, man.The parts with Mike, Gus and Saul were kino, and the whole build up that led up to the finale is pretty great too.
I don't think the roles are THAT far off. In both he atleast starts as a dorky dad.
homie wat, Heisenberg is literally Hal but bald and with a potty mouth.
Acting.
reddit as frick post
that's my butthole. you see him? look at him right there. That's my butthole right there
With an X-Files episode as a transition
comedy and drama are two sides of the same coin. I really don't see why an actor wouldn't be able to do both unless they take themselves super seriously
On top of that I love the episode when they're going over their budget/debt and they discuss how much money Hal spent on that stupid suit and the sequin outfit he bought that he wore once while teaching malcolm how to skate. Hal was pure kino
love how guttenberg has a cameltoe
only watched an episode here and there when it aired on tv when I was a kid and Im sure that I almost seen all of em
good show when you accidentally put the tv on but I cant imagine myself searching and watching this on my own, it lacks something but its perfect as company when you do something else
>the almonds arent even pointing towards waduz!
This based b***h
This racist b***h
Why did you repeat yourself?
>it sounds like the songs they would sing when the soldiers would ride through the village and throw the babies in to the fire
>they sang jingle bells?
>they sang something
She was only in 13 episodes. Really shows how great of a character she was.
cynthia was only in 4
It's weird that the non-Stevie Krelboynes basically disappear at one point and Malcolm and Reese start getting more storylines about being friendless losers.
>How many sides on a stop sign? Eight! That's just a little too close to the number of Supreme Court Justices for this citizen.
I love that Hal uses a character from a Steely Dan song thats an anti government LSD dealer for his call sign.
It just adds a little spice to the stuff he's spewing.
>anti government LSD dealer
That's not how that worked. There was only the government dealing LSD.
Maybe IRL. But in the song Kid Charlemagne is described as an outlaw who went on the run after the fall of the San Fran psychedelic culture.
Why wasn't he attracted to her? I think she was cute. Not smoking hot like the blonde klutz but still, there was no need for any internal debate.
His ego couldn't take being picked for being "nice" as opposed to "Alpha".
I literally came buckets to her in that other show she was on with the hot mom. Grounded for Life I think.
Yeah she had sum big ass
He was a shallow, bitter manlet with both a superiority complex and hangups about his lack of long time success with the ladies and lack of social life in general.
When people have that warped type of sense of themselves they always try to get a partner to show off with to finally prove to the people around them (and maybe, more importantly themselves) that they are worth something.
Going for a plain looking girl would destroy all the delusions of grandeur, even if they could be happy and have a loving relationship.
He's from the same mold as Elliot Rodger, if you think about it.
>enter thread
>anon posts about me
Fricked up.
This post is making me reflect on my bitter life.
Well said.
why would you post this? i came here to laugh anon, not reflect on my life
>Oh boy Malcolm in the middle! Haha I remember that show, let's see what funny scenes Cinemaphile liked...
thanks anon I needed this and not let it ruin everything in my relationship
Okay you convinced me. How do I fix this? Do I just accept that I am piece of shit that never deserved anythimg despite trying way harder than anyone I know?
I did not write that post to call out other people but just to describe that behavioral pattern we saw in that episode.
But since it seems to have resonated with many posters, here are my two cents:
You should divorce yourself from the idea, that only the best is good enough and worth pursuing.
A loving relationship with a girl that does not 100% fit your idea of attractiveness is much better than constantly chasing after women who look like top models and being alone in the end.
You should also examine where that black and white thinking comes from.
Judging by your post you believe you deserve things that seem to be out of reach and the only alternative in your mind is that you deserve nothing and should stop expecting any good things to happen to you altogether.
Wouldn't just lowering your expectations a bit be a more sensible thing to try as a first step?
Or maybe he just wasn't attracted to her? You wouldn't go on the same tirade on a girl for rejecting a plain / kind of ugly guy, would you?
Who went on a tirade?
I answered the other poster's question.
But to answer your (loaded) question:
I don't believe sex has anything to do with it.
It's a common state of mind for both men and women alike, that anything less than perfection is not good enough for them.
It's normal to have standards especially since our society is still monogamic so you're most likely gonna spend most of your life with the person you choose, if you take the relationship seriously
And there is nothing wrong with having standards.
Just sometimes those standards are too high and preclude people from getting into any relationship at all or lead to people getting into relationships with people who are superficially meeting those standards but with whom they are not compatible with on other levels that matter more in the long run than just looks or status.
>his lack of long time success with the ladies and lack of social life in general.
I remember a girl literally jumping on Malcolm in one episode and the two of them having sex in front of her father, stop projecting lol, he was never unsuccessful with the ladies, he's not a chad but he's still quite attractive and got several of them rather easily
homie she ain't plain, she's legit ugly.
Making him such a chad with the ladies but then also a supposed highschool loser never made any sense. It made him come off as so arrogant, and not in a funny "he's saying what we're thinking" kind of way.
>childs sitcom is too smart for anon
Is that becka from the online gamer?
Dunno. I only know her from Malcolm and Grounded for Life
She's disgusting and morons with low standards like you are the reason why the dating market is as shit as it is now, kys, for the good of the human race.
BREAK ME
Kek
Probably the best Dooey bit, and it came in season 1
>that episode where malcolm brings home a hottie and later you can see her in the background make out with a fat dude
>I love bad boys tee hee
seriously what the frick, shes like 14 and the guy is 20
tarantino was right about hebes
I rewatch the bombshelter episode monthly
This gag always gets me just for how cartoonish and simple it is.
It's Francis hahaha also I rip Hals credit card
>cartoonish and simple it is.
The word you are looking for is Fun. It's Fun.
Hal>Francis>Dewey>israeli girl with the breasts>Malcolm>Reese>>>>>Lois
He can’t keep getting away with it!!
Someone has a webm.
>the episode when they meet eachother
these were truly the golden years of race relations in america
same with Psych, when white people and black people can joke about how different they were without setting off Twitter
>If I was a dad I'd let Shaun date my daughter
>assuming he was mostly black
Black and Tan being their model names will always make me laugh.
>If I was a dad I'd let Shaun date my daughter
>assuming he was mostly black
lmao, you could NOT get away with that today
watching this show is one of the few things that i dont regret wasting time on as a kid
>I haven't shown up for work on a Friday in fifteen years
Pure kino
How do I achieve this power?
You already have it, all you need to do is not show up
But how do I avoid getting fired?
Raise a hyper autist son to get you out of any situation
Just goofing off, I remember he at least went go karting and to a haunted house
what was he doing instead? i forgot
Whatever the frick he wanted.
>mfw I work from home on fridays
>mfw I’m literaly Hal
Feels amazing bros
Hal is certified KINO
>Its a Hal episode
is he pissing
The one where the mom puts on cleaning gloves and jacks each and every one of the kids off to completion on her face while telling them to do better in life.
They showed Malcolm's bits? That's CP.
>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!
>No one knows just what I've been through.
>I can't stop the pain inside me.
>Now I'm staring out my window.
>Children play. They seem so happy.
>Why are we here going nowhere?
>Why does my life feel so empty?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
For me, its this
https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-spgpj6mf/
He really portrayed being a fearful sad man so well. Can't believe he died shortly after this amazing performance.
>eyepatch
deepest lore
The Military Academy performance of Candyman is flawless, but my favorite bit (and B plot) will always be the Gentleman Callers doing Charlie on the MTA.
Unironically the best rendition of Charlie on the MTA. A shame they never recorded the full song.
Even though I hate Lois, the scene where they fight the clowns is kino.
Whichever writer came up with "Wide Ride" deserved a huge bonus
That scene always makes me tear up imagining me and my brothers doing the same
Lois is such a milf
I loved the contrast between Francis then-current African gf dropping him when he goes off to get revenge for his family and Piama sticking around when he does the same thing at the reunion at the house of Hals parents. It's the little things.
For comedy, it's the scene where Malcolm sees his girlfriend take her sweater off for the first time and panics.
For drama, it's Hal convincing Lois to accept just the possibility that she may have been wrong about the parking lot incident.
For stunts/camera work/effects, it's the Yonshakudama firecracker gag.
i like the storyline about the mail order bride
The traffic jam episode where Malcom meets the love of his life but forgets to get her number
>canadian
Nothing of value was lost
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER
oh no, he got her number.
Then a dog Lois had released from a car earlier snatched it out of his hand as they drove off
this website is aids but it works
https://watchmalcolminthemiddle.com/
my fav episode is where deweys moron class escapes
I would suggest using Opera with the built in ad blocker for this website if you're mobile
I agree, holy shit the popups
Thanks bro, I was in the mood for a rewatch so this will come in handy
Francis and Otto dancing for Gretchen is up there
Francis Arcs
Ranch>Academy>Alaska>Vanilla family>last season
I don't have the webm, but when Hal becomes a feeder and spikes Lois' food with extra calories so that she will become bigger is one of the best episodes of the entire show, I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet.
>last season Francis
What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character
>Francis' entire arc throughout the show focuses on him gradually going from a problem child high schooler to a responsible man by the time he shows up at the ranch
>The last season just completely fricking throws that out the window and has him become a deadbeat wigger victim
I swear to god somebody on the writer team must have had it out for the actor or something
>What the frick were they writers smoking when they decided to do that to his character
They had to cut the ranch arc because the actor playing Otto was dying of cancer or something like that.
the last season in general was a fricking mess and they ran out of ideas for everybody
Ranch was kino
I thought at the finale it turned he had a normal office job like Hal and just pretended to be a deadbeat to piss off Lois
He does at the end of the series, but for the majority of season 8 he's a borderline homeless alcoholic
Malcolm only has 7 seasons
Season 7*
Sorry, I got forgot that 7 was the final one
Phenomenal joke
This is what I was talking about.
That's such a cool shot and idea.
The producers raped Dewey.
BRIAN CRANSTON NEVER LAID A HAND ON THE BOY
Do people only think this because of that one reddit post a while back, or is there any actual evidence?
lol, I feel like it's probably about 80% astroturfing by the same Nickelodeon defense squad that comes out vocally and violently anytime someone repeats the actual allegations against Dan that were backed up with many witnesses, accusers, and even a couple settlements
That's literally all there is to it.
one of the most kino moments in the show
rewatched all of it like two months ago
there was one specific episode that stood out as being really strange like the writer was a weirdo but i can't remember which one rn
Was it the feeder episode?
yes! what the frick was up with that?
Honestly, it was probably some writer inserting his gainer fetish into the show, but I'm kind of glad that he did because it's one of the funniest episodes imo
Oh wow that's kind of depressing, I wish they could have given Francis a more satisfying ending though, like having Otto and his wife move away and having him be the owner of the ranch along with his wife
>My belly's full of bacon
My body's meant for shakin'
That redpilled episode where Lois is pregnant and starts fantasizing what it would be like if she had all daughters instead, the ultimate and final redpill you could say
>yo yo yo
>welcome to da hood
>getting all jiggly with it
>REPRESE'IN
you now realize/remember that Astronema was the boys' babysitter
I never liked how they kept Francis almost completely separate from the main family
It's an easy way for them to have an A and B plot. He had some good family moments, like when he and his brothers trashed the family reunion.
The episodes with the entire family are prime kino.
same
Alaska and military school were kino
Rest were meh
>favorite Malcolm bits
based Reece
why didnt he just use his apron?
Reece is an idiot
There wasn't enough time.
Why didn't he just get Piama to take off all her clothes and use them
why was piama so hot bros?
I was never into her as a lad, but she is quite pretty.
you know she's hiding a bomb shell behind the trad clothes
>enjoy tiny domineering asian babe with nice boobs on tv growing up
>endlessly pursue them as an adult
bros... what did she do to me?
>MOVE THE OVEN MITTS
That cut the act.. they can't hear you, much relevant today with that Hope she reads this dawg
this show give me some kind of wave of stress to remember. i didn't really watch it much but something about it very nightmarish.
How do I make sure I don't end up like Craig?
Even Craig actually got his shit together a bit and stopped simping for the only woman that talks to him.
whats wrong with being Craig?
>manager of a store
>homeowner
You are not your job.
You are not the clothes you wear.
You are not the car you drive.
how is being manager of a supermarket a positive bullet point?
Dude seemed pretty loaded. He wasted his money and geek shit, but still loaded.
he wasn't loaded, he just had no family to take care of and his hobbies weren't crazy expensive.
It means you're not the grunt taking orders and earning less.
store managers take orders from the district manager. everybody has a boss, except for Bilderbergers.
>How do I make sure I don't end up like Craig?
homie i wish i could end up like Craig. Craig at least lived by himself and seemed happy with the shit he had going on. The only thing bad about his life was his job and the fact hes stuck simping for Lois.
These two scenes made me laugh more than I ever have at television
>dewey just eating cake under a table
love the little fricker
>the hamsters have left the wheel
Wtf how did they know?
>for me, it's the one where dewey convinces malcom that evil spirits have infested his body, existing as a parasitic, black worm-like entity that can only be extracted via slicing into his arm with a magical dagger he found at the flea market and painfully yanking them out
what movie
malcolm in the middle is a show
That didint happen in the show you filthy deceiver
>rolls on by...
>Down, down, down you go, no way to stop
>As you fall, hear me call no, no, no
The helper monkey episode.
The "komodo 3000"
Hal's bee shooting robot.
Reese in the crate
Kielbasa/block party
Tons more I'm forgetting. Might be time to marathon soon.
>The helper monkey episode
>you just know
know what?
>Everyone in the school cliques up for a gang war, and the debate club uses literal morons as a human shield wall
Why were the 90's so comfy? Legitimate question. It seems like everything was just chill compared to decades previous and later.
The west was relatively stable, people weren’t as obese
Cooperate marketeers started buying into the antimarketing meme, and then lost the plot after 3 or 4 layers of post-ironic separation. What we are left with are mega-conglomerates that just go around antagonizing massive swaths of the general audience and demographics thinking that will somehow equal more money for them. But really all it's doing is turning society and the entire world into a place that's just one bad day away from disappearing up its butthole, and burning itself down out of spite
>I will OWN you
>7 seasons
>not a SINGLE bad episode, even the recap episodes have a plot
>That's it! Gretchen, get the gun
>Which one? Oh of course, the Luger
Francis on a ranch with moronic Germans was the worst narrative
Did you black out on the Alaska arc?
Nah, it was even worse than that
>Grease cleaning
I still have PTSD from that. All these years later.
it was dumb, but I always envied his situation.
Yeah same actually.
Doesn't make it any good though.
>Come on anon. I consent.
>But you've had like 3 beers at 18 years old, and I'm so drunk I'm about to throw up, it'd be wrong.
I would've spent hours creampieing her in that basement
>Hal throwing a spider at Lois
>Hal asking the boys to cover for him while Lois screams more and more in the background
>Hal comes running to the boys
>"I need one of you to take the heat for this one"
>"What did you do?"
>Lois yells in the background
>The boys start negotiating the price
>Lois's yelling intensifies
>the price goes up
>Hal tries to negotiate down
>Lois yells even more
>The price goes up again
>"Okay deal. I GOT HIM, HONEY!!!"
MitM is the absolute pinnacle of family sitcoms. It was a show that truly understood the power dynamics of the typical american family, and how they both foil and support eachother at the same time
>Hal makes sure to tell Malcolm he's a good son before he drags him down to face Lois' wrath
It wasn't meant to be a typical family at all, they're established to be pariahs by their neighbours/ everyone else. They're meant to be ridiculously dysfunctional and pathetic.
And yet, middle America saw themselves in this fricking trainwreck of a family
They're not meant to be totally unrelatable
Think of it this way, with your own family you might have 50% good memories and 50% bad memories. This family is meant to be that 50% of bad memories with like 5% of the good.
>two dads?
>that place must be a dude’s paradise
gays.
Reese ended up pretty sexy by the shows end
>when the kids at school ask you about this ... tell them I got under your bra
>In Too Deep
SOVL
Dewey's homemade piano.
Based dewey is the only character on the same level as Hal
He's literally the only character that takes after Hal the most.
>watch it on a LE STREAMING platform
>they censor the scene where reese honks the booba
Why bros
Remember, bros. It's never too late to take the physical preservation pill.
Well, maybe in 5 years it will be too late. But you know what I mean.
https://www.amazon.com/Malcolm-Middle-Collection-Bryan-Cranston/dp/B00E8GPPGQ/ref=asc_df_B00E8GPPGQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312152579167&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7679560620654895437&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9016165&hvtargid=pla-494721780238&psc=1
Even this is dicey. Don't they change out a lot of the music in this version?
Is there any place to watch the series in its original form?
see
Post her wifes breasts.
When Dewey and Malcolm both deafen each other and they don't hear Hal screaming for help while eating their PJ sandwiches
>Reese is studying hard for his final exams
>He flunks so badly he has to repeat his final school year
>It turns out he was really studying which answers he would need to say to be so wrong that he would fail that badly
If only Reese could apply himself in the right direction
>skip 30 seconds into the webm
>the entire area is covered in blood
sounds kino to me. bet you jumped right back to rewatch the rest.
You know me too well anon lol
>based skip undoer
honestly... it is exactly what I did when I first came across the webm.
Based old man putting that feral animal in its place (the ground (hanging from a tree would also work))
He's been arrested for murder. He's probably going to be convicted under current NY law
bail was reduced - conviction not likely with the video out.
Believe me, bro, I am cheering for a Jury Nullification, but the legal system proactively takes steps to stamp out anyone who even utters such a phrase, and handholds and guides jurys away from even thinking it's possible
same, but I definitely understand your doubt. it is israelite york afterall.
>checked
and now I'm reminded of reese being the perfect army drone. maybe they should have let him rise to a command position before killing that arc. would not be too far off from reality tbh.
My understanding of jury nullification is basically
>yeah what he did may or may not be against the law, but we don't think he did anything morally wrong, so he's free to go
Is that accurate? If so it's fricking based and everyone should know about this and do this constantly. Frick the ~~*legal system*~~
that's why they have so many gay ways to dismiss jurors. lawyers are literally gatekeepers. back in the day I bet it was awesome.
Yes. That is basically how the legal system is supposed to work in these insane fringe cases. But again, the problem is that the institution is fricking terrified that we, the people, will figure out that they don't have any real authority over the law. So they use a combination of strong hand guiding jurys to convict, and soft hand dropping the charges before they get that far. They desperatly want to hide the fact that the american populace has the power to enforce the laws as we see fit by majority
Man i would love to beat the shit outa that thing
Why do Black folk feel the need to ape out in public? No other race does this
And they ask us why we hate Black folk. Here I don't even know. Probably something in the water makes us this way
>Probably something in the water makes us this way
everybody says it makes for great pizza dough, but I guess that comes at a price.
For me its when Hayden Panettiere gets RICED by an Asian chad.
The bats will always be a favorite. My mom and I would regularly get bats sneaking into the house, and we absolutely lost it when this episode aired
It's so fricking weird. It always bugged the ever living frick out of me how every fricking episode had a distinctly different version of the same outro for no real reason at all. But as soon as they removed it, I fricking noticed, and it made me even more fricking mad
For me it's the episode where Reese gets shipped to China.
When they light some giant firework at ranch and it turns night into day.
All the scenes with the monkey.
I remember being so attracted to this woman for reason I could not understand.
The funny thing is that she's not even that conventionally attractive but there's something to her that is... hypnotizing.
Yes, my man
she plays an incredibly horny fricktoy in the show wilfred
The one where they sink in the golf cart but dewey fricks it up because he's a little b***h who can't get water in his eyes. Probably because he was molested on set or something.