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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was a pretty great moment.
      Mine has to be when Aragorn is speaking up Boromir as he dies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a great scene. Thought not LOTR, one only good scenes in Hobbit is Bilbo saying “ You Don't Have One, A Home, It Was Taken From You, But I Will Help You Take It Back If I Can”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mine has to be when Aragorn is speaking up Boromir as he dies.
        Yeah....best moment in the trilogy for me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mine has to be when Aragorn is speaking up Boromir as he dies.
        Yeah....best moment in the trilogy for me.

        >I would have followed you, my brother, my captain... my king.
        Kino... pvre kino.
        I also liked the part where Gandalf is falling after the Balrog and catches his sword and dives towards it https://youtu.be/Y2fwe0rnHak?t=254

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          just an amazing scene. Tolkien kept thing hobbit-sized but never let you forget that bigger things were afoot, great works and monsters you never heard of.
          >Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not
          Gandalf goes from helpless old fool to not letting the Balrog escape in a split second. What a role, what an actor, what a story

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was kino as frick when Gandalf is fighting the balrog on top of that tower and catches the lightning with the sword to slay him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not canon hackson made it up

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron'sman turning out to be a bad guy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You bow to no one

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Pippin is hopeless but Gandalf comes with one of the best speeches ever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that little snippet of Into the West that plays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc this ain't even in the book. He mentions something like this to frodo briefly but not to pippin on this scale. Really makes for a great scene

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically the end of the book dude
        The speech is pretty much lifted from the last few pages where Frodo goes across to valinor

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of it also comes from a dream Frodo has in Bombadil's house, where everyone has weird dreams but Sam because he's too based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf doesn't even know what happens to hobbits when they die. I'm pretty sure he knows that they won't get into the place he goes to.
      But it's still a kickass speech and if it works to raise morale then it works, true or not.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange elves distributing swords in the darkness of night is no way to form a government what the hell Tolkien

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we will meet them in battle nonetheless
    Basically everything Theoden says is kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The horn of Helm Hammerhand, shall sound in the deep one last time, let this be the hour that we draw swords together"
      "Fell deeds await, now for wrath, now for ruin and the red dawn"
      *deep horn bass*
      "FORTH EORLINGAS"

      Two Towers really did produce some top tier kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the horse and the rider?
        Where is the horn that was blowing?
        They have passed like rain on the mountains,
        like wind in the meadow.
        The days have gone down in the West,
        behind the hills... into Shadow.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like our current year

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I listen to this to hype myself up before I do a heavy deadlift set. I time it so Gimli blows the horn when I start the pull.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I go to my fathers, in who's mighty company i shall not now feel ashamed

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. This line also comes to mind (yet I spend my day browsing pol).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This conversation is one of my favorite pieces of dialogue in fiction. The lines immediately before your pic:

        >Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance."
        >Gandalf: "Pity? It's pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."

        Two banger quotes back to back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably outing myself as a moron but I only just realised on my last rewatch that Gandalf's speech here is what drives Frodo to be merciful toward Gollum at the start of Two Towers

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is important, because by sparing Gollum Frodo manages to go the entire story without killing anybody, which is pretty nuts for a main character in a fantasy adventure.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure he stabbed an Orc or two

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He does stab an orc foot in Moria (who then yanks its foot back so Boromir can shut the door) but that's it. Frodo's K/D is 0/0.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's annoyingly onions in the books. When they get back to the shire and realise it's been sacked, Frodo forbids anyone to kill any of the ruffians despite them completely destroying their homeland and enslaving and killing their people. He even spares Sarumon for like the 60th time upon discovering he's the leader and living in bag end with wormtongue

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf onions? Onions*

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he forbids them from killing any hobbits because the last Hobbit on Hobbit murder was Smeagol killing Deagol.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He asks that no one is killed, evil hobbit, man, or Saruman.
                Even when Saruman tries to knife Frodo and is stopped Frodo still asks the hobbits to spare him, stating that he was good once and if spared he may sometime find his way back into the light.
                Then of course Wormtongue slits Saruman's throat and he gets keked on by the Valar, but the thought was there.
                Frodo really took Gandalf's words about doling out mercy and death to heart.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, saruman's last act was to call wormtongue a spineless murderous pussy and accuse him of cannibalism... after how much abuse wormtongue took it's understandable that he'd say "frick it" and shank sharky

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I desire to have an older Wiseman figure in my life everytime I watch lotr.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pray daily, God will start talking back if you force hard enough, just do it safely in a community so you don't end up manifesting a demon instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had sex to this scene; I miss her so much bros.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Look to my cumming"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whistle noises
    >SHADOWFAX!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all things boromir

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I CAN'T CARRY IT FOR YOU
    >SO FRICK OFF
    I cry evertiem

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >New party member
      >New mount
      >New area unlocked
      >New quest
      >Howard Shore intensifies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole fall of gandalf scene. You shall not pass, fly you fools, Aragorn realizing he needs to assume leadership of the fellowship, the hobbits’ devastated reactions

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That part from the behind the scenes footage where Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd are pissing together.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      'The Fellowship of the Cast' is probably one of the comfiest behind the scenes/making of featurettes of all time. Just a solid ~40 minutes of the cast sharing their favorite anecdotes from the two years they spent shooting together.

      >The hobbits becoming bestbros
      >JRD fricking mopping the floor with the stuntmen and then treating the cast to a Tudor feast
      >The Splinter Incident
      >The cast spending the entire river shoot trying to capsize each other
      >Ian and the hobbits sharing a trailer and them blasting music to frick with him
      >Everybody chilling with their scale doubles
      >etc

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nazgul chasing Arwen obviously, probably the best scene in the trilogy all things considered

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might be right. It was well filmed.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ven vill u ver vigs

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RELEASE THE RIVER

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other answer is wrong by the way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene got me teary eyed on my last rewatch. RotK may be the weakest of the three but it still got some absolute kino moments

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop, you are going to make me watch the whole trilogy again and I'm trying to wait until December. Hard to believe that it's been nearly 20 years since the trilogy ended.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my GF had a movie marathon of the extended trilogy. 12hr kinofest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to do the marathons, but now I split it over three days. Nothing comfier than a dark night, a warm fire, a large pizza and LotR. Only thing that's missing is a gf ;_;.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same man, I'm watching return of the king tonight. There is no other set of films I watch at least yearly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t worry, 9/10 women will sit on their phones, talk about their weekend plans, and lose track of the plot less than 6 minutes into the film.
          They also psychically ask questions RIGHT as the film answers them. Leading me to believe that editors make practice of showing a cut to an entirely female audience and marking down the exact times that certain questions pop up in a fruitless effort to put training wheels on the Final Cut.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to do the marathons, but now I split it over three days. Nothing comfier than a dark night, a warm fire, a large pizza and LotR. Only thing that's missing is a gf ;_;.

        got me a chubby gf and we marathon the extended versions on mushrooms, its a bonding experience. she hadn't read the books or even seen the theatrical cuts, so she was bawling at every opportunity (i'll admit i did like 6x throughout it all)

        its literally the best media on earth and because of that, it's a weird bittersweet thing

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This entire scene just does it for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should have got best supporting actor for this.

      I like this scene with Arwen and Aragorn too.

      There a couple of shots, one here and another when Aragorn is lying on a couch, when Arwen looks lovingly at Aragorn with upcast eyes, so adorable, made me fall in love.

      Speaking of Boromir, I like the bit they added to RotK, where Boromir is making an inspiring speech, and really cared for Gondor, just reinforcing that he was misguided and corrupted in Fellowship

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that speech
      >over that score
      >over footage of the Ents flooding Isengard
      >over the triumph at Helm's Deep
      >over Theodan's "VICTORY! WE HAVE VICTORY!"
      How can one scene be so kino?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"What are we holding onto, Sam?
      >"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."
      Pure chills every time. Sam is the best character in the trilogy bar none

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how in the appendices they were saying they were worried about the line being too corny, and normally they would be right, but the combination of Astin's performance and

        >that speech
        >over that score
        >over footage of the Ents flooding Isengard
        >over the triumph at Helm's Deep
        >over Theodan's "VICTORY! WE HAVE VICTORY!"
        How can one scene be so kino?

        made it all work perfectly.

        I feel bad for zoomers for not being able to see these movies in the cinema back in the day.

        They may not see it for the first time in cinemas like we did, but LotR still is shown in cinemas from time to time, even the extended versions. I bet there will be a lot of showings this winter considering it's the 20th anniversary of RotK and most new stuff in cinemas are shit so cinemas will have slots open.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I can't even think of a best moment, there are too many.
    Probably the Pippin singing scene. Or maybe the scene when all four hobbits are back at the Green Dragon and share a quiet look with each-other. Or the moment the Ring-Wraiths did their assassination attempt at Bree. Or the when Fellowship row past the Argonath. Fuuuuck, there's too many!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy the scene where Merry and Pippin are singing the green dragon song on the table

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the Minas Tirith "All shall fade" song, but that song is good too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the hobbits sitting at the table, the realization that the joy they had before simply isn’t there.
      >then sam gets up and asks Rosie out
      >and they see that there’s still joy in the world for them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of purists complain about the Sourging not being in the films, but I actually prefer the films, the contrast between the peaceful lives of the NPC hobbits and the four main characters just helps make their journey and hardships stand out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, I can't even think of a best moment, there are too many.
        Probably the Pippin singing scene. Or maybe the scene when all four hobbits are back at the Green Dragon and share a quiet look with each-other. Or the moment the Ring-Wraiths did their assassination attempt at Bree. Or the when Fellowship row past the Argonath. Fuuuuck, there's too many!

        A lot of purists complain about the Sourging not being in the films, but I actually prefer the films, the contrast between the peaceful lives of the NPC hobbits and the four main characters just helps make their journey and hardships stand out.

        >save the world
        >get BTFO again by the same old loser who got you before the journey

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf: “I drive.”

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watching the Two Towers right now. For me it’s watching the hope and then relief wash over Aragorn’s face when he realizes that Merry and Pippin escaped the Uruk-hai slaughter and had made it into Fangorn Forest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene is exactly the kind of tacked on stuff Viggo talked about having to add in reshoots, but it really works

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saruman making Gandalf break dance.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this scene with Arwen and Aragorn too.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks that Tolkien never got to see his work in live action. Though it’s been debated whether or not he’d like Jackson’s take on it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He missed the animated qino too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Better all three Hobbit movies combined

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          free

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's fricking astonishing that a cartoon with silly 70s songs and a runtime of barely an hour manages to do a better job of getting the narrative and character arcs right than a fricking nine hour epic trilogy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The animated movie understood weapons and wyrd better than the LOTR movies.
          >If ever you came from the forges of the TRUE KING under the mountain, go now and speed well!
          Gandalf's decision to go after the Balrog can't be understood from the movies alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he would disagree with it a lot but it's also a one of a kind movie and having such a giant of a movie made from your work would surely please anyone. Tolkien didn't seem like a cynical butthole, I like to believe that he would have liked it.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    boromir trying to take the ring and immediate regret/fear afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m glad they added it. It’s a great scene. Also, Aragorn/Boromir do a great job of showing the duality of man. Also, Boromir’s redemption is top notch.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music that plays right after Gandalf falls in Fellowship

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really every scene in Moria is kino of the highest order.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sharted pissed and cried all at the same time slayyyyyyy queen

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where does my allegiance lie of not here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you man, though I pick the touching moment from Rohan, this mother already mourning her son/husband with all her love... makes my eyes watery

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So.. it is before the walls of Minas Tirith, the doom of our time will be decided..

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the best cast in the trilogy? Not an easy question
    >Gandalf is an easy cast, knockout choice
    >Sean Bean exceeded expectations
    >Aragorn is not an easy cast
    >Frodo was the boldest move
    >Sam, Merry, and Pippin are the canonical versions forever
    >Legolas and Gimli were just flawless casting
    it goes on...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The final cast was a minor miracle, they almost had Sean Connery for Gandalf and someone else for Aragorn.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why they wanted Connery over Lee

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean McKellen? Lee wanted to play Gandalf too, but he is so much better suited as Saruman. Guess they wanted Connery for the star-power, but I can't see it working tbh.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean why didn't they let Lee have a crack at Gandalf? It could've been kino even though he was a villain actor.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Connery stated he didn't understand the role
            I get the feeling that Connery wasn't particularly bright

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean why didn't they let Lee have a crack at Gandalf? It could've been kino even though he was a villain actor.

            Lee conceded that he was too old to do the role of Gandalf to his own satisfaction, so settled for Saruman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's Sean Astin as Sam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        based. His entrance in fellowship is perfect and completely dispels the grim atmosphere

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viggo as Aragorn was amazing. Imagine Nic Cage in the role.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck. I'd rather have Jim Carrey

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I would have followed you. My brother. My captain. My king.
          >ALLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            LEEEW-ZERRRR

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly Carrey would give Aragorn an element of passivity that earns all the criticism of people who don't know where he's been for 80 years. Proving himself in battle would have way more meaning than it does for Viggo the perfect warrior.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If not Viggo, what about Mads? He'd look about the same imo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mads could do it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all perfect, but I think the movie would suffer the most if vigo wasn't Aragorn so he'd have to be my pick. Sean Bean is my favorite actor for his whole body of work though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but those are all whyte pepo and very problematic.
      If you had to choose one character to race swap to being black, who would it be?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boromir
        >My brotha, my OG, my kang

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boromir
        >My brotha, my OG, my kang

        go away Black folk stop polluting a good thread with your brainrot

        you just cant help yourselves can you? you have to bring your Black person obsession into every fricking thing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ease up chump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have the movie play out as is except in The Two Towers Gandalf returns as Gandalf the Black

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gandalf the Black
          LMAO. And have him played by pic related with no explanation or context ever given. All subsequent lines in 70's jive.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lurtz and "CATAPULTS!" guy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically Sam.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I go to my Fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't cried yet but its always close. Great change from the book.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the non existent Glorfindel scene

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok, he's with the barrow wights and tom bombadil now

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam is spurred on by loyalty into deep water
    >knowing he can not swim
    >he sinks below the surface slipping away still reaching for his Friend
    >seconds go by
    >Frodo's hand rushes down and grabs Sam's
    >Sam grabs Frodo's wrist and is hoist upon the boat
    I tear up every single time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a few years, I thought Sam stepping on broken glass was part of the scene. They should've kept it in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I made him a PROMISE Mr. Frodo, a PROMISE!
      >Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.
      >And I don't mean to...I don't mean to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exquisite taste. The triumphant reprise of the shire theme that soars in as Frodo pulls Sam into the boat is fantastic.

      For me, it's Sam vs Shelob. Terrific action scene, followed by this:

      >Mr Frodo...
      >Wake up
      >Don't leave me here alone
      >Don't go where I can't follow

      Just ruins me every time. Sean Astin's acting is what makes the fight so good, too. You can really feel his desperation and terror, and his courage against this absolutely horrifying monster that he faces, despite everything, for Frodo.
      That scene is a real 10/10. The storyline leading to it, the performance, the choreography, the imagery. For me it's THE scene exemplifying the whole theme of the humble courage and especially the relentless hope of an ordinary guy facing such horror for the highest virtues of loyalty, friendship, and the good of the whole world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a kid, watching FOTR
      >Boromir just fricking died and it's devastating... despite him being a shifty c**t in the theatrical edition
      >now SAM is about to die

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    <--------------<<

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      peter is also on helms deep throwing a spear in one scene

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and in FOTR he's doing his favorite thing.. eatin' vege's in bree

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      was this the same actor as gimli? he screams like gimli when he gets killed too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Peter Jackson, the director

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a homosexual if you must but nothing beats Theoden's speech and the charge of the Rohirrim from the third movie. Two Towers is still my favorite overall but no other scene in the trilogy gets me quite like that one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scenes women will never understand

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where to begin
    >Ah yes
    >Concerning hobbits...

    The entire shire sequence has got to be some of the most comfy looking cinema in existence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I shall write about the most epic significant event in the last 10000 years, where should I start
      >ah yes 300 pages of proudfeet explaining where all the fricking hobbit families come from and what kind of carrot cake bilbo's great grandfather's favorite prostitute liked
      what was tolkien thinking?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's autobiographical
        he had just finished writing said epic, and it turned him into an old hobbit who only wanted to write hobbit shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey I'm Herodotus, I invented the idea of recording history, I'm kind of a big deal
        >so did you know that male Egyptians sit down to pee while female Egyptians stand up? Crazy huh!
        I have no idea.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >invents recorded history
          >first thing he does is dab on sandgays
          zamn greekoids are based like that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian Holm's Bilbo is really underrated. One of the things that makes this scene is that fond reminiscence of his narration, and of all the hobbit actors he is the one who sells the corrupting influence of the ring the best, in my opinion. I also love the way he scampers around Bag-End looking for food to serve Gandalf. My own super-hospitable old relatives do it just like that and it's so charming.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomer here. a great part in the theaters on release was when gandalf appears in fangorn as the white wizard. everyone that cried when he died in the first movie, had no idea he was coming back went crazy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomer here too. Another great theater part was when Shelob crawled out of the crevice above Frodo after he narrowly evaded her the first time. A lot of gasping and griping.

      Btw, Lee was a fan of the books and had met Tolkien at a bar way back before the films. He also correct Peter Jackson on set about how it sounds when a man is knifed in the back and Jackson relented. Lee had served in a special forces unit in WW2 and had likely killed people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna question your boomer status.
      Every single promotional item spoiled Gandalf's return. From the teaser trailer, TV spots, to the fricking poster. No one was surprised.
      I even remember being in the theater for a different movie when they showed the teaser for The Two Towers and some girl turns to boyfriend and said "I thought he died in the last movie".
      The only real audience reaction I remember from LOTR is at the end of ROTK and the audience starting to get up at the each of the 5 endings and then sitting back down.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also remember the ending of ROTK taking forever.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mr Nicholson, is that you?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and when they pulled the body from the twisted wreckage, it looked just like this

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "...forth, and fear no darkness.

    Arise, arise riders of Theoden!

    Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered - a sword day, a red day - 'ere the sun rises!

    Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and the world's ending!

    Death!
    >Death!
    Death!
    >Death!

    FORTH EORLINGAS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      playing R:TW after watching this is a mindfrick when you think of all the armies that went to death in hand to hand combat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

      playing R:TW after watching this is a mindfrick when you think of all the armies that went to death in hand to hand combat.

      Are there any good TW LOTR mods besides Medieval 2?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one or two for Rome 1 as well. I remember there also being one in development for Shogun 2 (?) but not sure how that turned out.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's stupid to make a mod for Shogun 2 a game with no shield stat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That I will never participate in a cavalry charge is heart breaking

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the largest ones that actually happened were more than 4x the size of the Rohirrim charge

        like Murat's charge at Eylau, for example

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite sword in the movies?
    For me, it's the Witch-King of Angmar's sword.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Sting
      not only is it a neat design and features throughout the Hobbit and LOTR, it also could potentially have been Glorfindel's dagger from when he was fighting off the Balrogs in Gondolin, which is rad as hell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aiglos

      >seen in the opening battle wielded by Gil-galad alongside Elendil
      >is leaning next to the shards of Narsil in Rivendell when the fellowship is there

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your fingers would remember their old strength better if you grasped your sword
    >music swells
    Pure, unadulterated kino

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The great shadow descended like a falling cloud. And behold! it was a winged creature: if bird, then greater than all other birds, and it was naked, and neither quill nor feather did it bear, and its vast pinions were as webs of hide between horned fingers; and it stank. A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats, until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed. Down, down it came, and then, folding its fingered webs, it gave a croaking cry, and settled upon the body of Snowmane, digging in its claws, stooping its long naked neck.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn singing Elendil's oath. Viggo's voice was an amazing fit for the soothing words of a king. I wish the oath was much longer.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last 40 minutes of the return of the king

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After gandalf falls. Aragorn being the last one to leave, the mountains, the music, the grief, boromir wanting to give a moment before moving on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always loved Pippin's complete shutdown because you realize he's blaming himself.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn charging at the battle of the gate.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 20 years since the trilogy, but I doubt we will ever see anything as epic as LOTR in another 20 years. Dune could have come close if Denis wasn't such a coward.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the arrival of the haradrim at the battle of the peleanor fields

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this guy like you wouldn't believe. Shows up for 10 seconds, has zero dialogue, fricking dies, and yet I still remember him fondly till this day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I saw this in theaters at the time. Most kino thing I've ever witnessed in a cinema.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAAA!
      O!-
      AAAAAAAAA!!!
      and when spotting Eomer;
      HOOOOOOOO!..

      Is such level of grandiose energy even natty achievable?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ET EÄRELLO
    >ENDORENNA UTÚLIEN
    >SINOMË MARUVAN
    >AR HILDINYAR'
    >TENN AMBAR-METTA

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never again! Will the lands of my people fall into enemy hands!

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit, the scene's delightful from start to finish.
    I wonder about older people, to them these films are like tiktok-tier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theoden coming to his senses after Gandalf purges Sauronman is such a great moment just in terms of the performances. So many nuances in every actor's face and body language, and every line is delivered perfectly. Add in the phenomenal score and mmmm it's fricking incredible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the witless worm line and brad dourif's.
        >but you are a newbie. who knows what you've posted in the bitter watches of the night, when all your wits seem to shrink. the walls of (you)s closing in about you
        >a hutch to trammel some satirical actor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that subtle wink he throws to Aragorn after keeping his staff
      Wonder if that was improvised?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost tear up when I hear this one, shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      theoden and boromir (faramir and denethor too to a lesser extent) are such strong glimpses into the minds of men at the end of the third war, as an entire species at its wits end. Not one of them believes there is any real hope. Part of the reason the ring so easily grabs hold of Boromir first among the fellowship is he sees the ring as a real chance to actually defeat sauron, and nearly every one of theoden's lines are filled with dread and grim determination. It's always struck me that at pelennor fields in particular, he doesn't have his cavalry charge for victory, or rohan, but death.
      Maybe thats part of why LOTR hits a cord with so many people, its a fantasy story with all sorts of strange and fantastical creatures but its really about a great triumph of mankind.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could a non-white EVER understand this scene?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the screen shot kind of looks like Ferguson riots, so maybe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but from the other side

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      From the Orc perspective, yes.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP already nailed it. To answer a different question, my favorite line is "hail the victorious dead." Theoden had so many kino parts.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, niether living nor dead.
    >At all times they feel the presence of the ring, drawn to the power of the One.
    >...except when they're across the street in a tavern room thats about 50ft away from us.

    weaksauce

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were once men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it yearns to return to the hand of its master
      >except when he is looking directly at it

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Simbelmynë in the burial mound. As a kid I thought it was boring. Now that I'm a father it destroys me every time I watch.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked that they included Sean Bean in the credits to Return even though he's not in it. It'd feel really incomplete without him.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimli asking Galadriel for a single hair from her golden head and getting three instead due to his off the charts rizz level.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bit where Legolas says
    >The hobbits
    >The hobbits
    >The hobbits
    >The hobbits
    >To Eisengard
    >To Eisengard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks now I have it stuck in my head again

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the rings really fricking sucks doesn't it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok brownie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and I'm trans btw but it sucks doesn't it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok brownie.

        Is this how little gays fight nowadays?
        Come at my post head on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does it feel knowing RoP was made to pander to you and failed because of it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          picking on the disabled is cruel to such noble spirits as Lord of the Rings posters

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never have Eowyn giving you frick me eyes,

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faramir won

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he did. Have you seen Aowyn's pink eraser nipples? They're amazing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

          Wtf onions? Onions*

          Lol
          Get fricked newbie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how she manged to be best girl despite being up against Y2K Liv Tyler.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY HO TO THE BOTTLE I GO

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole scene right here.

    ?si=CNdqH2JqQjmAZGHv

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just rewatched this scene and I feel it in my soul. It’s so powerful. Theodan is an amazing character.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maggoty bread

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lighting of the beacons was kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine being stationed there as a soldier for decades and finally see the damn things getting lit?

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gimli’s whole family is dead
    >Gandalf knows
    >doesn’t bring it up in Rivendell
    >doesn’t bring it up while hiking
    >doesn’t bring it when the snow forces them off the mountain
    >doesn’t bring it up when they are literally on their way to Moria where Gandalf knows his kin have been slaughtered
    >just lets him find out in the coldest way possible
    “Yeah btw sorry gimli everyone got killed by a huge demon that’s actually still here that & know about and gonna fight in a few scenes time)

    Gandalf was a dick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was extended family like cousins? Gandalf also seemed shocked that everyone was already dead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book Gandalf didn't know they dug up a Balrog. It was actually Aragorn and Boromir who didn't want to go through Moria.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Gimli knew in the books, been a long time since I read it though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the books everyone knows what went down in Moria before entering, even Gimli. I think they decided to change it in film for shock value for audience. But this only creates the question of why wouldn't Gimli ask Gandalf why don't they go for the safe passage of his kin instead of nearly dying up a mountain. Bit of a plot hole really

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard it kind of explained that the Dwarves were very insular so Gimli wouldn't have heard about it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he does, Gimli asks Gandalf a couple times and Gandalf abruptly shuts him down

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know but it still seems strange that he wouldn't demand a straight answer to an obvious question of safe passage vs possible death

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't know about the balrog, they just didn't want to go through Moria because it would take like a week to get to the other side. The mountain was shorter, but they weren't allowed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it not uncommon for them to go like decades without hearing anything from each other though? I thought the last news anyone had was that they were trying to resettle Moria.

      Made the Hobbit kind of grim in retrospect since after all that it's like "oh and by the way they pretty much all die horribly later."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gimli and Gloin's journey to Rivendell was, in part, to learn what had become of Balin's company

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and my dubs!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHECKED

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        please don't taint my dubs with your scrubby singular digits, thx

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit!

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sharing a LOTR stream, watching Bakshi now @ https://bongstream.live/north/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://bongstream.live/north/
      please do not shut down the stream because there are only three people watching.
      I love old animation
      thank you brother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animated hobbit just started

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    makes me hungry errytime

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you it made me hungry as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original hobbit slam.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To think for them that's hastily made outdoors food. Give them a full kitchen and you'd be eating like kings.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall of Gondolin miniseries when? HBO only.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uruk drops dead
    >That sudden music swell
    >Uruks snarling and going into a frenzy
    Kino opening to the whole battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how dark it is in this scene. Most modern movies try to make dark scenes light as frick or make it seem like night time with a shitty lens filter.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Joe Gatto with hair?

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I bid you stand, men of the west
    >a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises
    >you are soldiers of Gondor. What ever comes through that gate you hold your ground

    Why does RotK have such great rallying lines?

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no father should have to bury his son
    and
    charge of the rohirrim
    are tied

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sally forth tops them both.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We shall have peace. We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of the Westfold, and the children who lie dead there!
    >We shall have peace, when the lives of the soldiers, whose bodies were hewn even as they lay dead against the gates of the Hornburg, are avenged!
    >When you hang from a gibbet, for the sport of your own crows, we shall have peace!
    Can't believe this scene was cut from theatrical.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dotard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately follow it up with some ridiculous tone shifting slapstick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watch the extended exclusively and can't imagine cutting any of it

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen this once yet.

    Aragorn wields the palantir and goads Sauron with the sword that destroyed him. Sauron taunts back with images of Arwen dying.
    >"Long have you hunted me. Long have I alluded you, but no more. Behold the Sword of Elendil."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      eluded

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never watched LotR. Yeah, Television and Film user. Anyways, should I read the books first or it's not worth it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can 100% enjoy without any book knowledge. I think there are extreme differences between both, most changes work in a movie setting. Some are not great (far-from-the-book-amir), but most are totally understandable and dont take away from the kino that is Rings.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can 100% enjoy without any book knowledge. I think there are extreme differences between both, most changes work in a movie setting. Some are not great (far-from-the-book-amir), but most are totally understandable and dont take away from the kino that is Rings.

      What he says.
      I read the books years after watching the Movies.

      The Movie's different plotline enriches the "re-moralization" theme that Tolkien aimed for ; the renewal of friendship, kinship, bonds, duty, honor, love , etc , etc.

      The Kino from the Movie is in its own Medium; setup for an AudioVisual experience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do either one first and still enjoy both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are both kino
      You should probably watch them first, as when you read them, you might end up being slightly let down by some of the changes. If you watch it first, then read, you'll come to understand why the changes were made and can appreciate them both in their own rights

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you read the books first, you'll enjoy the films as a solid adaptation with spot-on casting. If you watch the films first, the books are going to feel like super-mega-extended editions by comparison. You can't really go wrong.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scenes with Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn chasing the orcs over open fields. Pure comfy kino

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf's reaction to Aragorn telling him that Frodo wasn't alone and Sam went with him in the Two Towers is a really great bit. Ian McKellen really stands out so much in these films and has great little moments throughout that are oft overlooked for the more iconic ones.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the Shire party up to Weathertop
    premium comfy. i wish it was an hour longer

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >betrays Gondolin in your path

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricker

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=yaRE23diJoL3hHZa

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ghost army kinda sucks in the movie because it robs us of the human victory from the books
      >Theoden is dying and exchanges last words with Aomer and declares him King of Rohan.
      >Denethor using the palantir while he's setting himself on fire and thinking all is lost because it's showing him a fleet of Sauron's ships arriving
      >Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas actually have control of the ships and they bare their sigils. Among them are reserves of men.
      >Aragorn, Aomer, and Boromir's uncle all meeting on the battlefield and then charging together on horses to mop up the last of the orc scum

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get that but the movie is already 3 hours long, I imagine they tried to do it faithfully and just couldn't make it fit in the script without going over whatever the studio said was the max runtime

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=202
    This one, mainly because of the music.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samwise's Troll song.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    aragorn's speech at the black gate

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lighting of the Beacons, how the music swells with the sweeping helicopter shots

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LET TH' LAIRD O' D'BLACK LAND COME FAIRTH

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final 30 seconds of TTT

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this entire sequence, how can one movie be so perfect, bros?

    >let's hunt some orc
    >YES

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he say "Orc" instead of orcs? makes it seem like they were hunting food
      >Let's get some pork
      >Let's get some venison

      Were they planning on eating the orcs??

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s the lighting of the Signal Beacons.
    The Old Alliance still lives.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the horns come in

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the better choices of the films was having ROTK open with the story of Smeagol and Deagol finding the Ring. Letting us get to know Gollum throughout all of TTT, then revealing his backstory after the fact.
    The films did a good job of instilling this sense of awe and terror in the Ring itself; as this terrible evil that affects the lives of people who couldn't comprehend it.

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right before this when theyre walking in and Legolas and Aragon are just throwing haymakers and heeming fools while Gandalf says his wizard words.
    Just turned on Fellowship Extended by the way. Havent watched the triology since the extended versions were added to max.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Favourite lines without a doubt is Gandalf describing death to Pippin, there's just something so incredibly relaxing and reassuring about the way he describes it. I've seen women not get this, so maybe this is a guy thing or just a me thing.

    Pippin Took:
    >I didn't think it would end this way.
    Gandalf the White:
    >End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... then you see it!
    Pippin Took:
    >What? Gandalf? See what?
    Gandalf the White:
    >White shores... and beyond. A far green country, under a swift sunrise.
    Pippin Took:
    >Well, that isn't so bad.
    Gandalf the White:
    >[smiles] No... no, it isn't.

    Close second is the entire farewell in pic related all the way up to "Well, I'm back.", so emotional that I still struggle to not cry even now, despite having seen the scene 20 times. What an ending.

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Éomer thought Éowyn was dead.

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My friends... you bow to noone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was weird

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friends, you bow to no one

      great kino minds think alike

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friends, you bow to no one

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tough call really, but I'd probably have to say the Balrog sequence was my favorite overall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire moria sequence is kino of the highest order. Just listen to the fricking soundtrack

      ?si=oSk0ni20XmnLzfVk&t=150

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that still looks so amazing even to this day, considering the fact that it was made in 2001
      why is it that the rings of power version looks almost cartoony in comparison?

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugo weaving as elrond still feels odd to me. I think you could make the case that lots of great actors could have done that role.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many have that long elven face though?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my friends and I still laugh at how weird this scene was

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely agree. I always felt that was weird as frick casting. All I can see when looking at him is agent smith.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weaving is an insane actor so he pulled it off, the big meeting in fellowship was probably his best moment and was phenomenal. I'd have loved to have seen alternatives though.

        Weaving has a really weirdly proportioned face so its kind of distracting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have gone with Bowie, he auditioned for it.

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when legolas slide down that dinosaur tail and went “yabbadabbadooo”

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU Cinemaphile I want to wait 'til Christmas to rewatch the trilogy, but you are making me want to watch it now!

    I shall watch popcorn in bed's videos to sate me until then. I can also pretend I'm watching them with a gf.

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for zoomers for not being able to see these movies in the cinema back in the day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got to see Two Towers and Return of the King in cinema but I regret not being able to see Fellowship since that's my favourite of the three

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't mean to rub salt into your wounds, but the entire Moria part was so fricking cool. I don't think any cinema experience (except TT and ROTK) has ever gotten close

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember I had to choose between Fellowship and Harry Potter. I chose Harry Potter because that's what everyone in school was going on about. The next two years I chose LotRs though.

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LotR is Cinemaphile. Cinemaphile shall not pass.

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we just about quoted half the film in this thread, and that's my feelings too, the whole twelve-hour film is my favourite moment.

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

    It’s the most pivotal moment in the films. Frodo remembers the words of his dead guardian and decides to take the ring alone, to face an impossible suicidal journey against all judgement, because it’s the right thing to do. The best piece of the score swells.

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, which means that you were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie had no right putting in a performance so good for a side character. Stole every scene he was in, especially upon finding his sister on the battlefield. That grief stricken guttural scream hits you at your core

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