>feel good for like one hour
>feel like shit for the next 24 hours
i dont know how you druk anons keep doing it
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>feel good for like one hour
>feel like shit for the next 24 hours
i dont know how you druk anons keep doing it
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>>feel good for like one hour
You have to keep drinking.
This, drink faster too
wel, it felt pretty good for the first 2 hours, even if i barley remember it
>i dont know how you druk anons keep doing it
Its simple. You get the vodka and you drink it
You guys feel good for one hour?
Avoiding the “feeling shit” phase is specifically why alcoholics get so bad, and the longer you drink, the worse it gets. It’s a slippery slope, it’s a shame as drinking around the clock is incredibly kino
How many Oscar wins and Oscarbauts were made about drinking? That's right
The trick is to get so drunk that you're still hammered when you wake up
This guy drinks.
Its the transformation into true earthrocker status. Its not for everyone.
This. It takes a certain kind of spirit to be able to handle earthrocking.
Are you a woman ?
>down a 6pack early in the day
>feel good for a few hours
>get yelled at by boss
>feel bad
>down another couple after work
>feel good for a few minutes while driving home
>get yelled at by wife
>feel bad
>wife
lol
>He fell for the wife meme
>alcohol consumption on the decline
>most effeminate generation of queers yet
Interesting.
>such weak male genes you cant even handle beer and trace hormones occurring naturally in plants.
I don't mind the headache.
I can suffer feeling tired and unrested
I can love with the dizziness that comes when you bend over or something
But I cannot tolerate the gut rot feeling. Awful.
you can drink more water, but then you have to get up too piss more. Or find a bigger jug.
Choose your destiny.
For me it's the jaw-clenching anxiety. Feels like my walls are caving in and my ego is dying for the next three days, chest constantly fluttering, can't so much as walk downstairs without getting out of breath with panic. I can take being physically ill to any extent but that shit is unbearable.
good...feel the striggoi flow through you.
The worst part if you have natural anxiety. I played being icy cool with my family and friends. The day I don't drink they assume I'm drinking because I'm acting strange and lock myself in my room.
I don't get why some people are lightweights and I can tank a 750ml bottle acting relatively normal during an evening. My Mom can do it too but only with rum. I went to rehab once and showed up sober and they were like "Why are you here"? All those weirdos were downing all their liquor in 5 minutes and passing out.
Same. I can kill a liter of 40% in a night and be okay. Meanwhile my sister thinks she has a drinking problem because she gets black out sloppy drunk after half a fricking pint.
Metabolism is everything. I can do the same and up until three weeks ago just spent an entire year doing half a litre a day minimum, some days three quarters, maybe two dozen or so days the full litre; my last day off was in May, I've only suffered two hangovers the entire year, and when I just up and decided to stop three weeks ago I had no ill effects whatsoever, was piss easy. Some bodies just process certain things better. Thank your parents for their genetics.
none of that is anything to be proud of
I'm not saying I'm proud I asked why.
>I can tank a 750ml bottle acting relatively normal during an evening
You've built up a tolerance, your liver is screaming at you, and you're not acting as normal as you think.
Spirits are fricked up. Is it even possible to get lover damage if you just drink beer? Outside those 2-4's a day guys obviously
Yea just not nearly as much. Especially if you're overweight and get fatty liver.
>wake up at 5:30 on sofa
>don’t remember going to sleep
>dog licking puke off my face
>bottle of swill still on the table
>drink half of it
It’s gamer time
>puke funny brown hot juice
>drink more now that my tummy is empty
It’s gamer time
I love christmas
For most drunks the feeling like shit part the morning after is like adding a shovelful of shit to the mountain range of shit that is being sober.
Yeah your head is ringing and your tummy hurt but guess what just start drinking again.
I went through full blown DTs in a hospital acute care unit a month and a half ago and haven't had even the mildest urge to drink since. I couldn't fall asleep for 3 days straight and even shit myself. I hallucinated lullabys being hummed and saw squirrels in the peripheral of my vision. Shit was insanity and I actually thought I was losing my mind. Frick that.
My state passed legal pot like a week later but of course the bible thumping candy asses are trying their hardest to curtail the measure and make it hard as frick just to buy some weed.
Dudeweed isnt going to hit your brain the same way booze does. I would bet it actually makes someone like you want to drink again.
I like edibles over smoking anyway and I really only drank heavy because I was extremely bored and unemployed, plus it helped fall asleep.
I haven’t drank in eight years. Went to rehab and all that. I guess you could say I relapsed on edibles last year. The way I look at it, other people are on tons of pharms to get through the day. I should be able to medicate myself.
Weed hits people differently. It's like a 50/50 coin toss between whether it drowns your sorrows away in the same way that alcohol does, or whether it makes you hyperaware of your problems which increases anxiety even further. Still worth trying out for any alcoholics because alcohol absolutely nukes your liver, kidneys, CNS and brain while weed only nukes your brain a little bit
I genuinely wish I could enjoy weed but it just doesn't hit anywhere near the same. I use alcohol like a drug in that I completely skip over that buzzed stage and blitz myself all at once (quarter of a bottle of vodka all at once, hits like a skag come-up with that intense body high like you've been set fire to) and then let it drop off for an hour and a half to two hours (basically as close to two hours as I can last) then repeat until it's compounded enough that I either eat and sleep or get the spins and sleep. I wish I could find a drug that hits similarly without completely nuking my organs.
>I wish I could find a drug that hits similarly without completely nuking my organs.
What a fricking idiot. How about not taking any drugs at all, loser
I don't - I'm the guy who packed it in three weeks (or so) ago. Just sayin', Jack. Be nice to have something that would replicate that feeling of deliciousness without being harmful - which isn't a particularly novel take.
If it were that easy you wouldn't have constant threads like this on Cinemaphile of all places. In a world full of humans many are suffering, some by choice, who knew?
high strength bezodizapines are your only option. I'm talking about clonazolam.
you WILL frick your shit up on clam tho. I promise you.
Becoming a benzo zombie is a step above alcoholism and one step below heroin junkie. Better to stick to the bottle if those are your only options
is "a step above" more enjoyable or worse in this case?
Worse in terms of how it fricks the average users life up
Yeah, frick that. I spent a period abusing benzos in my youth, never again.
Don't recommend benzos to someone. The withdrawal is one of the worst out there and tolerance builds fast.
Ive been there man. It takes years and years of drinking to achieve DT withdrawl psychosis. Did the shadow people ask about me?
Nta but I had wild fricking audio and closed eye hallucinations the last time I dried out after a heavy bender. It took a herculean effort to actually remember and write them down but itt was worth it since I got some short stories and poems published that I salvaged from the abyss.
Mine were always loud rumbling noises like a bomb went off or a plane was crashing nearby and getting closer and louder until you wince and take cover but as soon as you the nose dissappears and it's quiet again.
Trippy stuff, sucks. Also lots as frick pounding at the door but nobody is there when you get up.
I had extremely weird time perceptions. like I was lying in the IC unit staring at an analog clock on wall clicking a few minutes away and then resetting back. That was one of the more vivid and unusual hallucinations. Did you have any paralysis? I was numb below the waist for like 3 days. Also took a massive shit on myself late night because the staff was busy with other emergencies and not answering the on-call for a bedpan.
Now drink
I wish that I would get ptsd from the after anxiety, so I could stop the druk. laterly got a bad panic attack after drinking with DHM.
>hallucinated lullabys being hummed
Well that sounds horrific
I've seen people in hospital with full blown DTs and what you described ain't that. Trust me on this, full blown DTs are a whole other level. This dude was shaking heavily, constantly, couldn't hold a cup, couldn't stand up. He didn't know where he was or what he was doing. He had intermittent fits of violent convulsion, could barely talk, and would scream randomly. Even a few days later once he had regained enough dexterity to get out of bed, he ripped out his IV (by accident, just walked off without it) on several occasions, tried to steal someones catheter, and was having severe paranoid delusions, even called the police on one occasion to say he was just burgled (he thought he was at home) and that they had left a bomb.
Sounds like what you had is a standard fare of moderate to severe withdrawal, which is incidentally why I was in hospital on that occasion with similar symptoms.
>My DTs are better than your DTs
He said his DTs were on the same level as that anons DT, and that some other dude experienced the real horrible stuff. Drunk or just moronic?
>drink for hours on the same type of drink for hours and stay tipsy
>Cinemaphile pass owner whos lifes goal is to be on /vip/
i gotta calm down bros I'm really good at hiding it but i drink a 375-750 ml of 80 proof daily
it's starting to affect my job
I don't think people don't know about the dangers of drinking.
Did you know that druktards are basically trannies? Their bodies resemble that of a woman because they've been estrogenizing themselves by drinking
>you know what no one has mentioned in this thread yet? trannies let me do that now
see
you have weak genes. Dont blame the booze because your chest hair never came in you half sack hermaphordite.
t. estrogenized alcotroony
You should take your theories into a blue collar dive or college sports bar and see how they go over.
They'd probably get quite catty.
After a certain point you stop getting hangovers because your tolerance gets insane and you also learn little things like eating and downing a load of water before you sleep. Though it's less -
>feel good for like one hour
and more -
>take the edge off so I don't kill myself this evening
Growing up I always thought that most homeless people were heroin junkies. But when I started working with the homeless I found out that more than half of them are actually alcoholics who let it ruin their lives
>mfw waking up from a night on the piss not remembering what you did and not daring to go on Facebook to see in what way you have ruined your reputation this time
Mateee...
>waking up, coming around, and that moment of sheer panic as I grab for my phone and try to delete the array of voice notes I've sent people before the ticks turn blue
Sweet, merciful Christ...
How have you gays not conditioned your druk self to not use social media. I had this problem as a teenager and whittled it away. The thought of doing that kinda shit makes me not want to drink. All of my embarrassing moments are relegated to in person, undocumented shit.
hah i had to delete my facebook years ago cause of this
>mfw waking up and checking the thread watcher to see all the cringe posts I made here while drunk
Why would you be embarrassed over Cinemaphile posts? Unless you show who you are they ain't tied to you personally. Unless you've said some real depressing shit that you don't consider sober Cinemaphile is the last place to feel shame for making an ass of yourself.
there are some autists here who might recognize you based on the way you write, the images you use and recurring themes
Im really surprised druks dont dox themselves left and right
I think there's one other friend of mine who uses this site. Dunno if he even frequents the same boards as me, we don't really talk about Cinemaphile or our usage of it. Using Cinemaphile isn't exactly something you'd should bring up in conversation. Considering this sites reputation it's best to not mention you using this place outside of it. I guess I hide my powerlevel enough to be confident that nobody would be able to tell any posts I make are me. Just don't dox yourself like a moron and you should be fine.
>jerk off for 5 hours
>play video games for 4 hours.
>never productive.
Replace video games with back-to-back Opie and Anthony clips on YouTube and you've just described the last year of my life.
BRUDDAMAN
Sneed Nana
The Dice episodes are golden.
I share your sentiment, OP. I had a couple of beers the other day, felt pretty good for a few hours and then the next day, I felt like shit. Couldn't do anything besides stay in bed and wait it out. So I got a few hours of mild amusement and euphoria out of it, at the expense of feeling like shit and being incapable of doing anything for an entire day. Not worth it in the slightest. I just don't understand you drukers.
They are weak and pathetic men, immobilized and crippled by their own inability to change. It's not a wonder that they're basically trannies because their bodies have become estrogenized through regular consumption of alcohol
Druktards are basically the perfect worker slaves for Mr. Goldstein. They are too lazy to do anything productive or positive but they need their alcohol so they're willing to put in the minimum amount of work or bum it from their friends or family, so they can afford to numb themselves with their alcoholic poison in the evening each day after slaving away to earn Mr. Shekelstein his money or doing nothing all day
Dude, underage drinking fricking rocks!
drinking alone is so fricking sad HAHAHAHAHAH
>feel like shit for the next 24 hours
I'd feel way worse if I was sober
Yes, that's because you must stay in your neverending cycle of depression, goyim. Good goyim
Cringe
You cringed because I'm speaking the truth and you don't like to be reminded of it
Ill bite, what do you hope to gain by being such a shit poster? Some self-righteous validation that you "saved" someone from drinking?
What do I get out of helping someone? I don't expect you to understand
Mass replying with soijacks isnt helping anyone
Being confronted with the harsh truth is the only thing that helps
Mass replying with soijacks is a good way to get people to dismiss you
But it's the most accurate description of these blogposting alcotrannies
Also calling everyone a troony is unhelpful. I suspect youre underage if you think soijacks and calling everyone a troony makes sense in any way.
How is it unhelpful? Imagine slowly becoming a troony because you're drinking. That would be a perfect reason to quit, at least for me because I don't want to be a troony. Maybe some people do, though
you are the biggest homosexual in this thread even if you were shitposting to "troll" you're still a homosexual
Nta but I gain nothing from trying to get people to fix their lives. There's no validation because when the thread 404s I have no way of following up on anyone. When I post about the destructiveness of alcohol and other hard drugs, I just hope that there's at least one person who took some of it to heart
God forbid you'd use that as motivation to improve your life so you could feel better while sober. Better to just seek escape like a fricking heroin addict
>amount of beer in the double digits before office christmas party was halfway through
>biggest butthole in the office gets druk at the office christmas party and gets taken home to a hot girls house and bangs her.
Wtf?? I'm nice and sober and the butthole everyone hates including her gets the girl
I have balkan liver, we drink all day every day around here and its socially acceptable.
How much do you guys drink that you feel sick afterwards?
I only drink a bottle of wine to get a nice buzz to overcome the morning anxiety and depression and then I spent the other half of the day sober watching some kino and the next day I feel a bit tired but not really fricked up.
That's like me, when I used to go out I only felt good buzzed but once I had my 5th or 6th drink I started to feel sick and just wanted to go home and sleep
used to drink fifths every day for years, been sober for 4 months now. Feels good.
To anyone trying to get sober, going cold turkey is the only way (with Drs help if you need it). You're lying to yourself by "weening yourself off"
You get the posts you deserve.
Any time you try to discuss a movie the thread goes nowhere. It's just not rewarding to type out a long thought out post and get no replies. Thats why I only shitpost and blogpost anymore.
You're so easy to manipulate
>off work from the 24th to the 27th
i plan on not being sober
Everyone at the office gets me booze for Christmas so im going to be blitzed into the new year.
It holds off the memories of better times. Thats why I do it. I like it too, dont get me wrong, but for an hour a day, I can feel as if I exist solely in the moment
My body cannot take druk juice. Am i living a lesser version of life
This thread is depressing. I implore you anons to turn away from drink. Stop punishing yourselves
these threads are always 1/3rd druks, 1/3 ex drunks (inactive whatever AA gays) and 1/3rd moralgays.
When I'm peak drunk, I eat an edible and then sleep for 9 hours, which seems to erase the hangover. I do feel tired the next day though.
this but i take opioids to be able to sleep
Those are much more dangerous, so be cautious.
oh so this is the druk thread.. i made another thread 'what a life'
The alternative is feeling like shit for 25 hours.
But there's only 24 hours in a day..
drink about 8 claws a night since the 18th. feel fantastic
morning
I'm an alcoholic but spirits seem extreme and only something I've ever really done in nightclubs
can't imagine just sitting at home of an evening watching TV or whatever and drinking a glass of what is essentially paint-thinner. like you might aswell just go do heroin
after a while it gets too expensive/too long to just chug beers all night. So then you switch to harder shit. Once you stop eating until your hammered because it takes too long to get drunk on hard booze youre really in deep.
>Once you stop eating until your hammered because it takes too long to get drunk
haha thats crazy, who would do that?
If you are of sound body and mind, drinking feels good for at least 10 hours. Drink enough water and eat a meal before bed, take some supps, get some rest and avoid the hangover. If you feel too bad, just drink more in the morning. And we're talking liquor here. Make a nice strong drink and sip it to maintain the buzz.
are those bac calculators right? Im drinking 25-30 beers some nights and should be in a coma according to this shit. My nerves and head feels fricked some times. what a life
Probably not. Tolerance and alcohol metabolism are major factors not considered.
>exogenous estrogens
This is why every alcoholic you’ve ever met is a histrionic homosexual on the verge of an emotional breakdown at any moment.
do you need to worry about this if you're just a casual drinker?
No. Even heavy drinkers don't need to worry about it.
does this stuff show up in regular bloodwork or do you need to ask them to check for a special value?
i think regular bloodwork can show a fatty liver but if you're worried get a comprehensive metabolic panel or hepatic function panel
not really. that kind of damage takes a minimum of a decade binge drinking every single day. alcoholism takes a long time to really do damage. but once you see signs of real damage, it's over. your liver is irrecoverable.
>your liver is irrecoverable
it takes years, something by the time alcoholics actually get help don't have. also like most of our physiological processes their effective wanes with age
Your image literally says exactly the same thing as the post you replied to.
>But prolonged alcohol misuse over many years can reduce its ability to regenerate
That sentence means irrecoverable damage
Why does Cinemaphile have such a strong alcoholic faction? Do movies and liquor go together the way video games and weed do?
Seeing the absolute state of modern media would drive anyone to drink.
Alcoholics from every board gathers here because it's the only board where they can have threads about alcoholism that don't get deleted, because they can pretend it's about movies
The issue is that people abruptly stop drinking, usually by going to bed. You can drink your way out of hangover by simply tapering off your drinking.
Sure, if you get pissdrunk, you're going to have a hangover no matter what, but the trick to not get hangovers is simply not drinking so much.
Eat a good meal before drinking, alternate with a little water now and then and dont go to bed pissdrunk, wait untill you're starting to sober up, then go to bed. Then most of the effects of a hangover will happen while you sleep, not when you wake up.
My paternal druk uncle who can down a Johnnie walker in 10 minutes abd still drive like he's sober is in a two month coma caused by an illness related to his drinking habit. He is probably not going to make it. If you have problems, dont look for your solution in alcohol. You're just killing yourself slowly. Getting druk is alright is it's a once a week thing, but getting druk everyday is a ticket to the grave.
for me it's combining alcoholism (around a handle of bottom shelf Canadian whisky a day) with his dose research chemical benzo addiction
rehab was entertaining anyway. Don't drink anymore but still occasionally use RC benzos. Actually just got out of rehab. 3rd time's a charm tbh. I don't drink anymore at least, but I did use around the equivalent of 500 xanny bars worth of bromazolam in a month so and ruined Thanksgiving.
>500 xanny bars
Fricking hell did you at least put an album out, Big Xan?
I quit weed but am probably going back to edibles after I quit getting drunk. I'll try and get rich too
>Fricking hell did you at least put an album out, Big Xan?
I may have I don't really remember much of the month tbh. Was also using high dose K and PCP analogues too but you don't really get 'addicted' to those.
The trick for me have been to not get too shitfaced, make something to eat before you go to sleep, and stop drinking a couple of hours before you go to sleep. Not so early that you get hung over while still awake, but early enough that you can get up at 8-9 the next morning and dont feel hungover anymore. Have been keeping this up for 2 weeks now. Frick the holidays.
maybe if you morons smoked weed you'd be richer and significantly healthier
every dude I've met who is an habitual weed smoker is overweight and eat 3 times their own weight in doritos annually
Druk gays are always the first people to criticise my weed and shroom habit, yet I'm healthier and happier than when I was dependent on alcohol. There are always going to be people who need substances to escape reality, but it's just sad that society made one of the most destructive drugs the only "ok" way to do it.
They think that if they do not druk themselves they will feel like crap all the time. They don't understand that the solution is not some substance. The solution is the mastery of the mind.
>thread still up after 6 hours
I can't believe how shit this site is now
It was never good hurrrr, but it was never this bad
The site used to be fun and occasionally seriously interesting shit happened. Welcome to post apocalyptic wasteland Cinemaphile where gays like you b***h about nothing instead of making interesting threads or posts, you double cancer.
This isn't /b/, and it's not 2007
Fricking have a nice day, you tryhard pos