Fellow?

Fellow Cinemaphile posters and compadres, they are coming for our boy Jo Koy! He barely even had any time to prepare and they are calling him one of the worst Golden Globe hosts ever and saying he fricking bombed! He didn't even get to write most of the jokes!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/08/movies/jo-koy-golden-globes-criticism.html

What the frick is he supposed to do, sleep with the livestock? They can't be allowed to fricking get away with this!

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey you motherfrickers. Where the frick are you> Jo Koy is important to filipinos everywhere!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Filipino
      Wtf they denied us Nutshack levels of comedy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a b***h whose "comedy" is making fun of his mother's Filipino accent, which is funny for about 1 minute.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea of the hard work that it takes to be a stand up, sit down be humble

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even Filipinos liked your shitty Netflix movie jokoy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of Dat Phan, who won the original series of Last Comic Standing doing the same "muh Asian mom talk rike this" act as almost every other Asian comic. The highlight of his career was going on Tough Crowd and the other comics grilling him for using the accent as a crutch, I think Colin Quinn goaded him into using a French accent for a joke which redeemed Phan a bit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doing the same "muh Asian mom talk rike this" act as almost every other Asian comic.
          insane that I remember the dat phan thing from like 20 years ago and asian comics are still doing the same fricking thing

          >my family no speak english
          >my family speak a english with a accent
          >we eat a weird food not hamburger hot dog
          >my childhood so hard my parents make me go to robot camp
          >my parents make me get piano lesson
          >my parents make me join chess club

          like wow your totally new and unique life experience is your parents making you a nerd.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry he won't be able to pay off his teeth after this, but that was a Nagasaki sized bomb.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he gets cancelled
    Redbar was right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Redbar?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >audience doesn't laugh at gervais because he was actually being funny
    >audience doesn't laugh at diversity hire who only tells safe "jokes"
    frick 'em

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey you wienersucker! Jo Koy fricking fills arenas Motherfricker! He sells out fricking shows!

      Who in the!? Who in the FRICK are you? Come on put it then!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOW, you are a real fricking cuck for this "who" aren't ya'.
        Do you have posters all over your room of this homosexual or something?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw some clips and it was embarrassingly cringe. Have no idea who this guy is, but yes he bombed hard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why you fricking lying? You know exactly who he is! I wish I could meet you Cats that are talking this Shit in real life. I would fricking make you come to a reckoning!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a homosexual like yourself that buries my life in mainstream media ya frickin homosexual. I have no idea who this literal fricking "who" is and you won't do shit little b***h.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >faketooth motherfricker

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he opt for the plastic veneers?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    who

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody ever heard of this guy before last night, this was the most famous comedian they could find to host the globes? lol, lmao even

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His entire schtick is
    >my mom is a Filipino Tiger Mom and she's meeeeeeean
    it's no wonder he couldn't come up with new material

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like
      > my mom says racist things in pilipino accent
      > but she fricks black guys, haha, I'm funny

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    repulsive physiognomy, you can tell this homosexual is demented and totally depraved, and has sex with underage boys. Disgusting person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wienersucker for a while he was fricking Chelsea Handler!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    human teeth are not supposed to look like that

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know who this homosexual is and i'm sure he was awful but, to be fair, when did the golden globes ever have a host that WASN'T fricking awful? even if you have a host who is entertaining and funny, they'll be reigned in by predictable and contrived material in a ceremony that exists solely to celebrate the most pampered, spoiled, detached, insane, drug-addled, and downright idiotic group of society outside of D.C.: celebrities.

    i still can't believe they let Gervais do it twice. He may be a self-absorbed homosexual but it was great just watching him tell mean spirited jokes the whole night.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    r/asianmasculinity why is everyone making fun of us again...

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