Female Mary Sue protagonist aside, is there a better Alien movie?

Female Mary Sue protagonist aside, is there a better Alien movie?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it only for the qt red head. I couldn’t get past the first 20 min and just turned it off and read the synopsis on wiki

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shame you have 20 iq because its one of the better sci fi flicks of this century

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couldn't get past first 20 minutes
      I just can't relate to people like this, I've never watched a scifi/drama/thriller/western or any other serious genre and given up on it at any point unless it was woke garbage or aggressively cheap, Arrival could've been 3 times more poorly paced and I would've watched the movie but I guess I just like film more than guys like this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woke
        The problem is that this made me fall ASLEEP. I couldn’t stay AWAKE!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amy Adams is a gem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >qt
      >amy adams

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you = gay

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mary Sue
    Is there some alternative cut of Arrival floating around out there? Nothing about the character is mary sue-ish in the least

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saves the world
      >is the only one that can decipher the advanced alien language
      >a fricking college teacher

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a fricking college teacher
        lol what kind of glamorous jobs do you think linguists are out there achieving? what kind of job would have made you happy?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Daniel Jackson also taught at a university or at least did until he got fired for perpetuating his theories.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what kind of job would have made you happy?
          gal gadot as an israeli mossad deep cover operative with secret ties to the cartels in the congo, isis in the himalayas, and the bloods and crips of thailand.

          obviously she'd be stronk enough and her beauty is statuesque

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the main character
        >Does main character things
        >YOU’RE A MARY SUE!!
        What makes a Mary Sue a Mary Sue isn’t being good at things, it’s the utter lack of challenges. In this there was struggle; they didn’t have it all worked out from the beginning.
        It was a very straightforward, very archetypal hero narrative that hit all the beats. You’re just a misogynist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >main character things
          this is how the israelites are gonna represent movies in another 5 years of this feminist nonsense.
          movies are being made just so ppl can point at them and say "well there are tons of movies with this kind of character and they made money so your point about mary sues is invalid".
          i fricking hate you argumentum ad populum homosexuals so much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trying too hard to fit in, redditor

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              your mum didn't complain about me fitting in last night

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read the definition in wikipedia, i'm not going by your definition of "struggle". She's a Mary Sue character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a highly educated and experienced linguistics expert you smelly turd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nabokov was a teacher. Piaget was a teacher. Feynman was a teacher. Einstein was a teacher. Many experts in a field teach.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    It's called Alien.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      alien movie isn't about aliens in the colloquial sense it's a monster movie.
      if someone said they discovered aliens you think of intelligent species not wildlife.
      it's like saying germs on mars are aliens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would an alien try to kill anyone?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should try this bait on reddit instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would get insta banned on any popular subreddit if you even hinted or trolled about her being a mary sue, true or not.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is she a Mary Sue you dumb fricking incel

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the moron ayyliums knew the future why did one get blown the frick up and killed because he fricked around too long instead of running off like his buddy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you change the future ??? happens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could only see the future not alter it

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah wait so the aliens showed up on Earth, and we had to come up with a plan to communicate with them on a crash basis?
    They hadn't watched us long enough to figure out some basic shit? Like, the aliens didn't have a communication protocol ready to go, only Amy Adams can do that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They experience time in reverse, so they already know it will turn out okay if they let Amy do all the work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't experience time in any direction. It's completely non-linear.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          also going to add that they were basically Slaughterhouse Five aliens

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright but suffers from coming off like a short story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a short story anon, called Story of Your Life

      >the book is better

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie is dumb as frick
    learning a new language cant possibly give you super powers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      כן זה כן

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in my day, you simply wouldn't reply to an obvious troll.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought trolling takes skill and effort, OP is just a silly question.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP is death process

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man, I needed that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus
    Predator
    Alien 1&2
    Alien Covenant
    District 9
    The Fifth Element
    ....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prometheus. You think PROMETHEUS is a better move than Arrival?

      Prometheus, which couldn't decide how it wanted the mutagenic substance to work, so it just made it work 4 different ways without explaining why or how? (1 - immediate dissolution of body into base amino acids to kick off complex life on a sterile planet, 2 - turning small simple creatures such as earthworms into more advanced and larger and hostile lifeforms like the worm facehugger, 3 - creating internal modifications to a complex lifeform over several hours to the point that worms develop in the vitreous humor of the eye before an external changes manifest, 4 - sexual transmission with a carrier leading to a proto-facehugger evolving without a template species in the sexual partner's uterus)

      The movie whose entire plot could have been avoided by even the most absolutely basic mission procedures and biological isolation measures?

      The movie that starts with a ship entering a planet's orbit and immediate entering the atmosphere right exactly where the ancient alien civilization's spaceship hangar is located?

      The movie that features two ostensibly intelligent characters running in the direction a structure is falling, leading to being crushed and nearly crushed?

      Sound design and music are another matter; they're brilliant. Even the development of the engineers and their ship was fantastic. But as far as the actual plot goes, it's very, very dumb.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate your effortreply but it was a way more entertaining and memorable film than Arrival. Arrival was more philosophical and touchy feely, while Prometheus had more of a punch. I'd say the mutagenic substance was unpredictable and its inconsistent destructive effects didn't need explanation. It's designed by an advanced alien race so it makes sense for us to not understand it, otherwise why watch a film if you have all the answers, especially with sci-fi. Covenant states that the black go is a type of nano-tech, how do you foresee the effects of an alien nanotech mutagenic WMD? It's obviously not random in that it destroys or increases it's ability to spread, with not that much variation. When it interacted with mosquitoes on the uncharted planet it created specialized small egg-parasites that were deployed through the proboscis if I recall, another iteration. Horror and Alien fans in general should be satisfied with the rich bestiary that the black goo is capable of making. We aren't in 1979 anymore. https://youtu.be/xFP2wFHWqfM

        >The movie that starts with a ship entering a planet's orbit and immediate entering the atmosphere right exactly where the ancient alien civilization's spaceship hangar is located?
        did they not see it on their instruments from low orbit? That's a nitpick.

        >running in the direction a structure is falling, leading to being crushed and nearly crushed?
        It was obvious if they ran sideways they would've died even faster, I'm sure even the cast mentions this, it's not a blunder.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was obvious if they ran sideways they would've died even faster, I'm sure even the cast mentions this, it's not a blunder.
          Wtf are you talking about. Explain how that's at all possible.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It means the speed with which the ship was rolling was just slow enough for Shaw to escape, but had she ran diagonally or sideways, the width of the alien ship would've crushed her. The craft was rolling at the same speed a human runs, give or take, so you have to account for that, its width and how much time you have to escape it.

            OK NVM I just rewatched the scene, it never bothered me but I now noticed that they both actually *change direction diagonally to not get crushed* https://youtu.be/_FAR97Dle1Y?t=42
            At 1:04 you can clearly see them make a near-perpendicular turn to try and get away from it, but the craft "follows" them downhill. Charlize Theron stumbles and that's why she dies, while Shaw survives without much difficulty. Not that my post is gonna stop a 10 year meme but there you go.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like Prometheus because it is gory (it's Alien series afterall and isn't a standalone movie). It's main selling point is the gore and horror, not the philosophy.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know why you homosexuals are seething, its a Mary Sue character alright

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daughter dies
    >aliens die
    >gets divorced
    >takes entire duration of the film to make any amount of progress
    how is she a mary sue?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "A Mary Sue is a character archetype in fiction, usually a young woman, who is often portrayed as inexplicably competent across all domains, gifted with unique talents or powers, liked or respected by most other characters, unrealistically free of weaknesses, extremely attractive, innately virtuous, and/or generally lacking meaningful character flaws.[1][2][3][4] Usually female and almost always the main character, a Mary Sue is often an author's idealized self-insertion, and may serve as a form of wish fulfillment. Mary Sue stories are often written by adolescent authors" Wikipedia.

      kys triggered redditor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >competent across all domains, gifted with unique talents or powers
        she is good at one thing and works in a team to accomplish her task. im not seeing any similarities in this definition

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the most brave of the team (a woman college professor), braver than a team of Marines on that scene where she approaches the aliens, she cracked the alien code before all other scientists from china, europe etc, she has a colonel simping for her to accept her bullshit.

          How is she not a Mary sue? how can you not see this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. I wanted a scene where she got her period and shit her pants because the session with the aliens took too long.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >braver than a team of Marines on that scene where she approaches the aliens
            I think this was just her going full moron and the gamble working

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it wasn't a lone main character the reveal wouldn't have been as personal and effective, that's just how it is. It's also supposed to be one of those "prometheus bringing fire" allegories the trauma we think she's guilty over is her fate that she has to accept. Not exactly a win in the end.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >usually a young woman
        42 at the time of filming
        >often portrayed as inexplicably competent across all domains
        literally only shown to be extremely competent at linguistics and has years of experience in this very specific domain
        >gifted with unique talents or powers
        her talents aren't unique, she's just good in her field. Her powers regarding perception across time are also not unique (every heptapod has the same perception)
        >liked or respected by most other characters
        she's liked by the dude who has a crush on her, respected by the general who brought her into the team due to her experience and then later for being the only team leader who makes progress in communications, and is disliked by the CIA guy
        >unrealistically free of weaknesses
        nope
        >extremely attractive
        I wouldn't say extremely, but she was good enough for superman
        >innately virtuous
        not relevant to the character
        >generally lacking meaningful character flaws
        nope, she's got a few
        >often an author's idealized self-insertion
        author's a dude
        >may serve as a form of wish fulfillment
        can't see how
        >often written by adolescent authors
        nope

        I mean, it takes effort to be as thoroughly incorrect as you are in this take on Louise's character.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    op is gay sex process

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens is pretty good. I recommend

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sci-fi for women.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember liking this movie a lot until the last third when it goes full moron.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stargate (1994)

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Globalist 'dood everybody be the same' propaganda aimed at people who conflate the joy of 'getting the message' with the correctness of the message.

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