Female Pirates of the Caribbean reboot you say?
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Female Pirates of the Caribbean reboot you say?
Female Pirates of the Caribbean reboot you say?
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>reboot
Haha and OP posted her wearing boots
I want her to wear thigh high boots and make me lick them
lick what off them?
Nothing they're clean but its just hot being made to worship them
I'm into femdom not eating jizz or dirt
hot cum. maybe yours if you have skype
Just to be clear I meant to say I want to wear her heels because I'm a troon
Anything
yea with her and margot robbie as bimbos of the carribbean
kino unleashed
how fricking miserable would the ship be at "that time of the month"?
Women weren’t allowed on ships.
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>haha see guys i'm totally not ugly and le quirky!!
She's hot.
I will watch her career with great interest.
I don't know why I like her so much. There's so many other chicks hotter than her, but something about Sydney just attracts me the most.
It's because she seems to have a soul as well. Realized this after seeing her in the Hot Ones episode.
>something about Sydney just attracts me the most
Perfect breasts
>I'm totally not gay guys. Look at those bOObs amirite, fellow heterosexual men?
a seething gay wrote this
I'm the OP, moron
So?
She has a very bubbly and pleasant personality. She didn't buy into the lie you have to be a brat or think you're an 11 as a woman.
You don't know her personality, fricktard. YOUVE NEVER MET HER
Yes I did.
I also met her and she told me she offered to have sex with both of you but you chose to jerk each other off instead.
ive met her many times and i can confirm what he's saying is true
Because she's not afraid to be seen as sexy and seems like a down to earth happy person.
Jennifer Lawrence also had this persona for a time until her multitude of nudes leaked and she turned into an insufferable c**t thus destroying everything she'd achieved.
she's white
>BUT WHY IS THE CUM GONE?!
something something plunder her booty
Imagine the yeast infections
what's with pirates and girls thinking they wore fishnets
Because fishnets are nautical you dumbass.
double dumbass on you!
have a nice day
BRAVO KOJIMA
ok fine im gonna beat my meat to sydney
She's so fricking ugly
I forgot to mention that I'm trans BTW
forgot to mention that i have extremely low test
I was a line cook at hooters for 3 months and the girls treated me so nicely it cured me of my misogyny even though they would do insane shit for tips in the later hours (no sex or anything though.)
a majority of girls are actually very nice and pleasant
This, I was never happier than I was when I was working as a bartender surrounded by all women coworkers
What insane shit
they flashed their ankles at paying customers
harlots, all of them!
>Pirates of the Caribbean
A porn parody
i love sydney!
It's so weird to see such a feminine chick in mainstream media
i'm something of a pirate myself
butt pirate
FRICK
Yarr!! I need to pillage and plunder that booty
No ass
it's a very cute tight ass, dewayne.
big chest with lots of booty, jack would be pleased
This is the perfect amopunt of ass for a girl.
Anyone who disagress is brown.
what role is hunter playing? pirate queen?
A women that disguise herself as a man to become a pirate
Why would that man be in the all women reboot?
she's a butt pirate
She would have to be a troony for that.
Jack Sparrow's dad
>why the frick did I buy a custom shop guitar instead of breast implants
that's my guitar snood and i like her flat
we know exactly what your "type" is. Stay away from kids.
odd projection
Breast implants are shit, jackass.
Didn't they already do this?
I made a conscious effort to have a good day today. I was productive, and was out in the evening talking to girls. And then I see what a real main character is doing. Dressing up on a boat with friends. Everyday of her life seems good and worthwhile. She knows how to live. She's used her looks well.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEONE IS OUTCONSOOOMING ME MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS
i will rape
No one said that.
>that's completely unrealistic bro! a pirate movie with women?!
>most powerful pirate in history was a woman
read a book
She got her husband's fleet and imediately blundered and lost a lot of it, go read a book
Jesus Christ. That's the hottest thing I've ever seen. Between the hand slowly moving up the thigh and the eyes rolling... Great now I've gotta go fap. Hope you're happy.
i am happy thank you
what the frick is wrong with her right arm?
sydney sweeney in... THE STROKE BOAT!
I stroke to her alright
sydney would be a great brothel wench if anyone ever decides to do a heterosexual reboot of black sails. if we wait 30 years or so she would be old enough to be a great brothel madame too
>if we wait 30 years
try 10
>filename
Seek help.
>reading filenames
it is not i who requires help
>not reading filenames to check for jokes
>on Cinemaphile
frick off newbie
haha zomg filename joke!!!1 wait omgomgomg where's your browser screenshot with gag tabs? lmao lol hahahahahah.
newbie.
>reee reee
>n-no u!
incredible levels of butthurt and seethe on display
i accept that you made a fool of yourself and now you're lashing out
>MOM! THEY'RE NOT CHUCKLING AT MY SNOOD MEMES! HELP!
I finally figured it out. She looks like Veronica Cartwright!
bro don't get scared but I think you have prosopagnosia
Nah dude. It's not 100% but it's definitely there, mostly in the nasolabial folds.
you wouldn't pirate her pussy
Women can spend thousands and thousands on implants to try and get the perfect pair of breasts but at the end of the day a beautiful natty pair of milkers will always win
Just watch that high budget pirate chick porn film from the early aughts
Yar
I'd like to unfurl her mizzenmast, if you catch my drift?
when's this broad putting those knockers in latex
Already has but the shoot didn't focus on her breasts at all.
Sad!
Last one, there was another of her in a blue thing but you couldn't even tell it was latex
>actual butt pirates
Which one of them will clean the poop deck?
There is no poop deck on a boat that size.
pirate movies are fun, anybody got any recs???
Getting sick of seeing her everywhere to be honest
besides Cinemaphile i don't see her anywhere
is that a butt plug?
Yes. Emma Myers being in a lesbian panic the whole time while big Caribbean girls sexually tease her
her name is snood you sick frick
she needs a boob reduction then maybe people will take her seriously
I want to watch a pirate movie with Sydney.
i've jerked off to her a few thousand times but i've never actually seen a show or movie of hers
Same
I'm waiting for the barbarella remake
ive only seen her in Once upon a time in Hollywood and Under the silver lake but she played super minor roles in that
Why wouldn't they just do an old Jack that's kind of like a legend in the seas. Just put Depp on q strict diet and shit and give him a fuller beard and white parts in his hair. Have some sexy little white features mulatto eventually come across him and they do some adventure shit together. And bring back mckenzie crooked, the other guy and gibbs and scrum.
i would slaughter untold millions if it meant she'd be my wife
i'd really rather sydney play a mermaid tbqh
Franny should be LM
Stop blonde-washing
>ywn be pirate sydneys slave being forced to suck off her crew
honestly why are we alive
all it took for everyone to forget about madame web and those comments last week was some sexy pirate pics
love women so much bros
I literally only watched one movie she was in, and I don't like the majority of the stuff she's in and will never watch it.
and yet, I would marry her in a heartbeat. she's cute and wholesome but also turbosexo. her smile is amazing. her voice is kinda annoying tho.
no wonder she causes so much seething in jealous wymyns and queeroni. the old israeli hag shitting on her is the proof she's a top woman. women don't insult low tier women, they only try to bring down those at the top.
watch her movies
capybaraman got paid to do that. can you believe it?
he got PAID
how many times do you think he "accidentally" screwed up the take and had to redo it
Dude, GaTa's in that movie? Is it worth a watch at all?
Rapebeans
Pirates of the prostitutebbean