Cinemaphile femcels
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What's their deal?
The only reason you can't call Clover a prostitute is because she doesn't charge.
she demands physical favours all the time though, israeliteelry, clothing, expensive dinners. A prostitute would be cheaper
>femcels
highly doubt any of the girls of the show never frick, being hungry for wieners is their main feature
I’m the Cinemaphile femcel, I’m on here and not getting laid so
Brush your teeth, take a shower, and go to a bowling alley. Dudes who bowl will be nice people. Or don't. It's your life.
I know how to do that stuff.
I’m just saying I’m here instead of trying to get laid.
>I’m the Cinemaphile femcel,
you know the rule
I have a job, I’m not gonna show my breasts online and have my life ruined. I don’t care if you don’t believe me either, so sorry I didn’t give you jack off material.
Can I ask how long you've browsed Cinemaphile? Like, I only started browsing Cinemaphile in 2014, but I've been here since '07-'08.
I’ve lurked a long time but only started posting like a year ago. I mostly lurked when I was a kid back in ‘08, then the site got a reputation and I only picked it up again recently with Cinemaphile being the first choice since I’m obsessed with cartoons and comics.
What kind of comics do you like?
I like Dan Clowes work, Love & Rockets, Sacred Heart, I like Marimo Tamaki’s work, I like the Eltingville stuff but more of the Comix Collective one offs since it reminds me of school, and some of my favorite capeshit is Teen Titans, Batman (primarily Elseworlds storylines) and Doom Patrol
>Dan Clowes
Based, hope you get un-celled someday if it's not a voluntary thing
Favorite Batman elseworlds?
Gotham By Gaslight; I feel like it fits the tone of Gotham so perfectly and the art is fantastic
>I’m not gonna show my breasts online and have my life ruined
yeah, like you'll be easily identifiable just based off your breasts alone
this
So you're saying you'd flash them if you were a NEET on top of being a virgin?
Femcels are almost never virgins
Then they're not real femcels. I love how women need mental gymnastics to tweak definitions so they could say "umm women suffer too acktulu!!!"
You could easily have sex too if you lowered your standards, you won't get any pity from me
>if you lowered your standards
To be fair is kind of buttholeish to ask a non fat, non poor and non promiscuous man to find a woman who is all of those things
lol no, the uglier women gets the more insuferrabe and delusional they get. If you can't score a mid you won't ever get an ugo.
Excuses, nothing but excuses
Go have sex
girls don't like sex
Maybe, I just don’t like the idea it would follow me.
>no breasts
then gtfo
I’ve never done it, but I’d try it at least once if the guy was into it
Would you make the guy lick his own poopies off the dildo afterwards?
Shouldn’t he clean himself out first?
Also jesus christ no, that’s gross
poopy smelly?
Why do you WANT me to make him eat shit? Do YOU want to eat shit?
Nice screenshot, gay.
the video it's from is funnier than his post
small good?
You and me sis
how do I get a femcel GF
Go to/soc/ and post your dick along with your discord/telegram
I want a girlfriend, not a prostitute who's into homosexuals that post their dicks online
>not a prostitute
then you don't want a femcel
But any girl who isn't a femcel has probably taken at least 10 different dicks.
She gets over it eventually
Jabberjaw from Jellystone
>All she does on a Friday night is sit alone and cry because she doesn't have a boyfriend
>along with having no nose
>noseless femcel
Femcels are like a rare breed. They're basically the western hikikomori.
There's plenty of us but we mostly keep for ourselves.
Pretty sure she fricked two or three guys in the show.
She also was physically incapable of hugging people and needed her work friends to help and try to get her laid in her 30s.
slore
same as her doppelganger
What do you mean with "you people"?
Homophobic Ruby is the best thing to come out of that show
jinx isn't lesbian tho
Not yet. Cait is in the way.
I know Colaws is the goat no cap. I'm talking about the screen tether symbol on the top center.
He was SO close to score with her, shame Glennis went to jail
>femcels
no such thing as 'femcel'
>replying to it
Femcels don't exist. They simply don't, they can get romantic attention with slightest effort, men CANT
yes they do, they're just called lesbians
>ugly girls dont exist
Still can get sex and attention, butterfaces exist
Ugly men with gym trained bodies are even more repulsive to women because they attempted to be better
If a guy is ugly, he can at least work out and do some shit labour job, but if a girl is ugly? You're basically a non-entity
not exactly if an ugly guy work outs he can get laid with females of average level, what really makes you attractive for any women is money
Femcels are just a reflection of incels here. Ugly fricks that won't aim for people in their league and blame everything else when they get rejected. Then mocked because they have just enough self respect to not be the town cum holder.
Go to lolcow if you want deep insight. Be honest with your looks and approach if you keep failing.
This one right here, she is the poster child of femcels. She's got a lot going for her. Good job, loving father, nice co-workers, beautiful body and her past is far behind her. But she's such an entitled mega-b***h that her co-workers hate her, her job feels unfulfilling and her dad isn't allowed to be her dad. She's so unpleasant that her good looks don't matter.
Which is why she's never had sex, doesn't have any friends and spends all of her time on social media. Nobody can stand her. She could have it all. But she'd rather drink on the job, kick babies and yell at people. Truly, the quintessential femcel.
Weren't they all gigastacies?
I'm pretty sure any love interest each of them had either fizzled out in-episode or was gone by the next. Odds are they're insufferable in large doses and scared off every boy they tried to get with. I'm sure they're still virgins
Clover was the one who usually ditched dudes quickly and the only sort of thing she had was with that other secret agent dude. I think they butted heada and he was similar in how he also ditched girls like she did with guys.
From what I recall, of the three, Alex was generally the nicest in regard to that stuff. Either she settled things or things would get put off on the guy's side for some reason like when she was hitting it off great with Martin only for him to get whisked away for supernatural stuff.
reminder that
femcel =/= female incel
femcel = female volcel
I find it really funny that incels think that women are entitled, awful, and undesirable, and yet think femcels aren't.
>Femcel
Clover's like Johnny Bravo - she's getting dicked down all the time, but you just see her failures because it's funnier
Does she counts?
I have a mighty need for a crystal cafe femcel gf.
Chrystal Cafe anon are dedicated to nun mode
I just want to see her come home from work or stay a giganeet with an anger problem hear her complain and b***h about her problems before we cuddle up together and watch some anime.
She hits me sometimes but it's okay I'm much stronger than her and I love her
I'm too far gone bros. There's no saving me.
ew stick to fictional waifus
I lurk on crystal cafe sometimes and I need to stop doing it because its turning me into a habitual misogynist
>thinking crystal cafe is the femcel website
lmao no that's for half normies. lolcow dot farm is for actual femcels
i really dont care
>Clover
>femcel
She was an uber stacy and the only reason why her romantic conquests failed most of the time on-screen is because Rule of Funny (kind of like Johnny Bravo)