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Denis is a total hack
Mom's going to freak
>licks knife
wow
knifes have sharp edges
but he doesn't care
he puts his sensitive tongue against the knife
showing how he is not sensitive at all
and lives life on the edge
frick man
He should have sharpened it on his wiener. That would show them.
Oh great! The blood sucking Harkonnen bunch!
isnt he the failed Kwisatz Haderach. why would he be psychotic
He was supposed to be the father of the Kwisatz Haderach, and Jessica was supposed to birth the mother. Paul showed up a generation early
Why didn't the Bene Gesserit try to finish their QH project after the events of Dune? It seems like that would be the logical counter to a Paul going rogue.
They secured Feyd's bloodline w/lady Fenring. Surely there were other options to finish the breeding program that didn't depend entirely on the Atreides...
(I only assume that because the BG seemed only annoyed by the plot to kill off the Atreides, rather than apoplectic that all their centuries of work was about to be squandered).
Paul had all the power at that point and could foresee their plans.
Guild Navigators obscured his vision.
Only barely, though. In the third(?) book he still ends up seeing the guild navigator's plot.
Only the baron wanted to kill Paul. The Emp and the BG wanted him alive.
Read Dune Messiah. The Reverend Mother didn't want the literal centuries of ork they put into the KH program to go to waste (as Paul was doing by breeding Zendaya), and she was so desperate for Paul's perfect genes that she wanted him to breed with his own sister.
I don't think it's specifically addressed and Feyd's daughter or whatever isn't brought up but you could surmise that Leto II probably later brought her or her descendants into his breeding program
but Paul could see any shit they were pulling and if they produced a rival KH he'd have known before it happened
>why would he be psychotic
He wouldn’t be. The books described him as cunning and intelligent. But as Villeneuve is a talentless hack, he can only conceive of portraying ‘evil’ in the most clownish, cartoonish ways.
>But as Villeneuve is a talentless hack, he can only conceive of portraying ‘evil’ in the most clownish, cartoonish ways.
Whataboutism is moronic, Anon.
No, saying "whataboutism" as a defense is moronic.
That's not a whataboutism if it is the exact same criticism that can be applied.
My original point said nothing about Lynch’s version so bringing it up is just a desperate throw by the VIDF. Regardless of Lynch’s version, Villeneuve’s version is still Leto Joker tier bad.
Why does it trigger you so much chuddie?
You original point was
>he can only conceive of portraying ‘evil’ in the most clownish, cartoonish ways
which is criticism that can be applied directly to Lynch's version as well. That wasn't anon doing a whataboutism. It's you cherrypicking examples to be angry about.
Yes but nobody was discussing Lynch’s version at the time you absolute fricking mongoloid.
>I went to that new restaurant last night and boy the food was bad and pretentious
>Well that’s great and all but what about the time I went to a different but similar restaurant almost forty years ago and had bad food there? Huh? Didn’t think of that did you? Checkmate!
Pathetic.
>Food analogy
Yikes
Why are they showing big juicy nips on kids' toys? The designers are out of hand.
You can fill the toy with honey and it will drizzle out of the nipples.
Or you can suck it out.
And the pp
Best baron. Miniseries was the best overall but this baron crushed all others
Reminder that Harkonnens were cartoonishly evil in the books, too. "National Lampoon's Doon" satirized it perfectly by making Feyd and baron strangle kittens during the explanation of his evil plot (with Feyd being annoyed that baron is strangling all the best kittens himself).
>Reminder that Harkonnens were cartoonishly evil in the books
not really, they were pretty pragmatically "evil"
If they were black, would it be Coon?
yeah
the whole context to the Feyd-Rautha fight at the end is that he's a near Kwisatz Haderach, who knows maybe if he were to drink the water of life he would've been one too. He's an actual threat to Paul
He’s also acutely aware of the fact that he was to govern Arrakis after the fall of House Atreides and Beast Rabban, so the duel was his only chance to remove Paul and restore House Harkonnen’s prestige and control. There was a lot more riding on that duel than just a chance for Feyd to kill someone.
Feyd is introduced by failing to beat an Atreides slave in a fair fight and having to resort to cheating to save his skin. Herbert was a hack.
That is what the market demands, blame your fellow Americans for being drooling morons who make every diarreah shitpile sprayed on the wall from Disney into a billion dollar grossing product.
No, that's Fenring
youre right. its been awhile since ive read.
>This guy is a star becuase.... he played elvis in a baz luhrman turd
I hate this cast so much. The production design is kinda boring too. Dune is just one of those cursed properties
Tye sheridan, Harry Styles were on the shortlist. Battinson + Barry Keoghan wanted the role too. Who'd you pick?
If you have to cast a name then pattinson I guess. I like barry but that would be a miscast imo
They were a good match in The King. RPatz has to pass for 19yo though.
>The only actors who can possibly bring my vision of this most seminal of science fiction novels… a bunch of young actors who are hot right now for being in some movies that came out in the past 2 years
Bravo Dennis
Sting did a lot of gooning in what little screen time he had. Coming out of the dry ice/steam, or reacting to Baron killing a boy. The TV series was a regular jock on the slender side, having topless women draped over him and no specific villainy. A lot of people wanted Keoghan, but his Joker is even more grotesque. Pattinson's southern preacher was more restrained than Leto/Depp but still EXTRA for a weirdo thorn on the side.
>plop plop plop
>plop plop plop plop plop plop plop
>sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
>plop
>plop plop
>plopplopplopplopplopplopplop
That's a woman
Was. Now perfected. My slurping Harkofu.
He's not though
He's Harkonnen. The only thing more psychotic than a pure blood Harkonnen is a pure blood Atriedes
YOU'VE NEVER MET HARKONNENS BEFORE. THEY'RE NOT HUMAN, THEY'RE BRUTAL
I mean the harkonnens are pretty insane. Just read children of dune.
He be that
>DUNE'S GONNA FREAK
OOH WA AH AH AH
He looked like feyd until they shaved his head.
Are they going to include the scene where the Baron makes feyd personally strangle his own harem as punishment for trying to plot an assassination?
of course, but his harem are all white boys.
Not Feyd's.
Deneuve is a HACK. Why didn't he portray the Harkonnens as cunning and intelligent like Lynch did?
>books have to be dumbed down for the movie-going audiences
Nice art from you got there fricking brainlets
In this day and age who could ask for more? The Dune lore is high-brow with families mysterious. Paul and his Fremen are furious.
>you will never lose me as long as you stay you
>this prophecy is how they enslave us
strong female protag Chani
it's just so fricking tiresome
I wonder how zoomers will react to Zendaya dying during childbirth.
I also wonder how /misc/ will react to the original God Emperor being a mulatto
Leto II was a mulatto in the books anyway.
Only if you assume the fremen were black. (They weren't)
You're gonna flip when you read the books lol
They were basically arabs.
twisted fricking cyclepath
This version of Dunc fricking sucks! How about that shit? Now you have been told by Based Original Princess Irulan!
shit on Lynch all you want, but the heart plug scene was kino
peak harkonnencore
What's the best Dune adaptation?
miniseries but I don't like Paul's actor or his acting
everything else is pretty good especially taking into account its budget
McAvoy was kino as Leto II so I kind of forgive a miss casted Paul
it had a lot of really good choices
The Baron, Stilgar, and Gurney all come to mind
Leto I wasn't that good either but that was partially a directing thing I think and how they wanted to character to appear
Me on the right with the big breasts
Let me have a feel bro
can't wait for NTRkino with him and Lady Fenring