There's a kinoplex near me that plays half Bollywood so I was excited to finally watch one of these with pajeets and dancing and indoor fireworks and everything but they aren't subtitling it.
Very. I laughed out loud every time the movie looked like it became an entirely different movie. Apparently, this one's a >Indian ultranationalist version of Top Gun, unlike Born To Fly or Blue Tornado it's a damn near clone of both Maverick and the original >Bollywood dance battle extravaganza >Political thriller about Pakistani-backed terrorism in India >Over-the-top Rambo 3-esque action movie >Adam Sandler beach rom-com
I want to watch Bollywood. I bet I'm missing out on a lot of kino.
I've seen that webm of the armored warriors bending palm trees and catapulting themselves into a fortress. And they cool policeman just chilling on the hood of a jeep, and he fires a shotgun that somehow makes 5 other jeeps flip and explode. I want to watch those movies.
I'd assume you're talking about Pathaan, the big one that was everywhere a couple years back?
I need to get into it too given it's managed to have a complete cultural and commercial stranglehold on literally billions of people for nearly a century. I've only seen one(Super Nani) and it felt like a fever dream.
I saw it last week, thought it was disappointing. Playing up the Pakistani officers as bumbling fools, the Mujahedeen bomber as a Bond villain, and the self-conscious way they show the incident where the Indian fighters got shot down as them falling into a trap rather than being bested man to man was all unappealing to me. The story also felt disjointed with the need for constant scenes of them going out to bars and restaurants. Since its an Indian movie set in Kashmir they need an excuse to have the characters all wear a dozen different expensive sweaters.
I'm not going to this movie to take it seriously lol, I'm going because it looks like a giant shitpost
It was just especially disappointing because 5 years ago I saw a Pakistani air force movie that was actually FAR superior to this pos
It's about a woman who was the girlfriend of a fighter pilot who is killed in action, so she decides to try to become a pilot herself. And of course since its a south asian movie it's about a bunch of other stuff too. The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter, its barely about India at all so they don't make the other side look like bumbling cartoon villains like this film did.
Sounds really good, sort of like a modern Pakistani version of Mulan. >The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter
Have you ever seen Top Gun anon? I think you're misunderstanding the type of movie this is.
Its more the way they present the Pakistani air force officers and pilots. There's that one enemy pilot who we see repeatedly, and is a creep that only survives because of the mercy of the Indian pilots. Then the Pakistani senior officers are shown as absolute cretins. It was disrespectful. I was reminded of American ww2 propaganda showing Japanese people as bucktooth caricatures.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>It was disrespectful. I was reminded of American ww2 propaganda showing Japanese people as bucktooth caricatures.
Dude, you need to see both of the Top Guns(the movies Fighter rips off). Russians in those movies are stylized as faceless black goons akin to G.I Joe or Star Wars and are depicted as soulless demons that need to be killed, laws be damned.
I'm saying that these movies are propagandistic shitposts that shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone. I guarantee you guys have something similar in Pak.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm American, not Indian or Pakistani. I saw the recent top gun but not the original and I didn't find it disrespectful in the way Fighter was. It's also worth noting that it intentionally made the enemy not a real country, and was in some ways an amalgam of Russia, Iran, and North Korea, so its not anyone real. There's literally a scene in Fighter of a senior Pakistani officer talking about how their country getting bombed by the Indians, which kills hundreds of people, was actually a good thing. What the hell kind of military officer would ever say that?
It was just especially disappointing because 5 years ago I saw a Pakistani air force movie that was actually FAR superior to this pos
It's about a woman who was the girlfriend of a fighter pilot who is killed in action, so she decides to try to become a pilot herself. And of course since its a south asian movie it's about a bunch of other stuff too. The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter, its barely about India at all so they don't make the other side look like bumbling cartoon villains like this film did.
Well they are housing terrorists and creeping into indian borders russian style
I saw it last week, thought it was disappointing. Playing up the Pakistani officers as bumbling fools, the Mujahedeen bomber as a Bond villain, and the self-conscious way they show the incident where the Indian fighters got shot down as them falling into a trap rather than being bested man to man was all unappealing to me. The story also felt disjointed with the need for constant scenes of them going out to bars and restaurants. Since its an Indian movie set in Kashmir they need an excuse to have the characters all wear a dozen different expensive sweaters.
frick off paki frick, you ruined your own country and now you stinky poo shitters are ruining Japan as well
Oh they do, the Pakis actually got it banned in the Persian Gulf because they were that butthurt lol
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news/fighter-after-ban-in-gulf-countries-release-of-hrithik-roshan-and-deepika-padukone-starrer-suspended-in-uae/articleshow/107127509.cms?from=mdr
It was just especially disappointing because 5 years ago I saw a Pakistani air force movie that was actually FAR superior to this pos
It's about a woman who was the girlfriend of a fighter pilot who is killed in action, so she decides to try to become a pilot herself. And of course since its a south asian movie it's about a bunch of other stuff too. The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter, its barely about India at all so they don't make the other side look like bumbling cartoon villains like this film did.
>random english intermixed with native language
is this normal in these countries, or just played up for the trailer?
>people who can speak English well mix it into their normal conversation to show they're better than some illiterate Bihari.
I'd assume Biharis are your equivalent to Hillbillies or Burakumin.
Bihar is the poorest and worst part of the country. Over 100 million people and the vast majority live on farms with no mechanization rather than in urban areas. It's basically still medieval.
Was that where the vid of those two Neanderthals building a pool was filmed?
TAKE MY SHIT AWAAAAAY
I POOD IN THE
DANGER ZONE
3 months ago
Anonymous
oh also if you compare the wealth gap to the rich parts of India its kind of insane.
The richest state in the US by average income is New York, which is 3x higher than the poorest, Mississippi. The richest state in India, Kerala, has an average income 30x higher than Bihar. South India is basically on par with the mid-low income European countries, while Northern India is sub saharan africa.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Makes sense given just how huge and varied India is, especially with autism like the caste system and other moronation in the north. Makes me feel bad for Dravidians, Muslims, and Sikhs who have to deal with Hindi megatards.
If you want something similar the richest part of Russia is 52+ times wealthier than the poorest.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I heard a saying a few months ago that I think fits "whatever you have to say about India, the opposite also"
3 months ago
Anonymous
Indeed, Indianon.
I guarantee perception of you guys over here would be a million times better if Jio never gave you the internet however lol
its a status thing, people who can speak English well mix it into their normal conversation to show they're better than some illiterate Bihari.
But sometimes they do it to add a stronger emphasis on what they're saying, as though the added effort of saying something in English demonstrates how serious they are.
t. fricking surrounded by them at work.
>random english intermixed with native language >is this normal in these countries, or just played up for the trailer?
Its the South Asian equivalent of someone suddenly breaking out French sentences or Latin terms and phrases for fallacies to sound "educated"
Their primite monkey languages dont really have words for many human concepts so they intermingle english
Now you might ask yourself why not just adapt the english word theyre lacking into their own language like every other civilization did
Well the average IQ in india is under 70, and that creates a pervasive culture
yes obviously, but im from a euro non-english speaking country, and nobody uses english words let alone whole phrases that way
english is mostly used for technical terms that we simply dont have a proper word for
I saw it last week, thought it was disappointing. Playing up the Pakistani officers as bumbling fools, the Mujahedeen bomber as a Bond villain, and the self-conscious way they show the incident where the Indian fighters got shot down as them falling into a trap rather than being bested man to man was all unappealing to me. The story also felt disjointed with the need for constant scenes of them going out to bars and restaurants. Since its an Indian movie set in Kashmir they need an excuse to have the characters all wear a dozen different expensive sweaters.
NTA but I'm aware of Istrebiteli, a miniseries about Russian fighter pilots in ww2. I'm not sure Russians ever make war movies that aren't set during ww2.
>I'm not sure Russians ever make war movies that aren't set during ww2.
In the 90s and 00s they made ones about Chechnya and Afghanistan, though they weren't flight/pilot movies.
I'd kill for a Deer Hunter style movie about the Soviet-Afghan War.
every country wanted their own after top gun. japan, china, and russia all have their own versions
Don't forget the Italian one with Dirk Benedict, picrel.
Also I'm just impressed at how fricking massive Maverick was to the point to where it has somehow become as if not more influential than the first movie not even two years after release. China and now India now have made direct ripoffs lel.
I like saying Deepika Padukone out loud. Sounds funny.
It's boring
If it's playing near you, go see Malaikottai Vaaliban instead
But you guys already missed Salaar part 1, that's the real jeet kino so far this year
Fun fact: the lead actor in this has three thumbs
I spent most of the movie trying to spot it, couldn't focus on the movie.he really knows how to hide it well.
Fun fact: the lead actor in this has three thumbs
I spent most of the movie trying to spot it, couldn't focus on the movie.he really knows how to hide it well.
There's a kinoplex near me that plays half Bollywood so I was excited to finally watch one of these with pajeets and dancing and indoor fireworks and everything but they aren't subtitling it.
It's a tragedy but given it's a TG ripoff I'm tempted to go just because the trailer and promo images alone have me in stitches
I spit out my drink when they showed a sailboat in the trailer. I couldn't believe they went that far.
Very. I laughed out loud every time the movie looked like it became an entirely different movie. Apparently, this one's a
>Indian ultranationalist version of Top Gun, unlike Born To Fly or Blue Tornado it's a damn near clone of both Maverick and the original
>Bollywood dance battle extravaganza
>Political thriller about Pakistani-backed terrorism in India
>Over-the-top Rambo 3-esque action movie
>Adam Sandler beach rom-com
AMC seems to be doing subtitles. I'm so fricking hype and I'm seeing it for sure now.
I love going to these cause the theaters are always empty, I'm the only person attending these screenings it seems
>not renting a random pajeet from the street for $0.50 to translate the movie to you in real time
ngmi
I want to watch Bollywood. I bet I'm missing out on a lot of kino.
I've seen that webm of the armored warriors bending palm trees and catapulting themselves into a fortress. And they cool policeman just chilling on the hood of a jeep, and he fires a shotgun that somehow makes 5 other jeeps flip and explode. I want to watch those movies.
I'd assume you're talking about Pathaan, the big one that was everywhere a couple years back?
I need to get into it too given it's managed to have a complete cultural and commercial stranglehold on literally billions of people for nearly a century. I've only seen one(Super Nani) and it felt like a fever dream.
>I feel the loo, the loo for poo...
>HIGHWAY TO THE TOILET ZONE
"Toilet Zone" lyrics
Kenni Loggins Lyrics
Play "Toilet Zone"
on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad)
"Toilet Zone"
Revvin' up your anus
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under porcelain
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the toilet zone
Ride into the khazi zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out your brown tonight
It's got you jumpin' off your crack
And shovin' into sewage pipes
Highway to the toilet zone
I'll take poo
Right into the shitter zone
They never say "Hello" to you
Until you get it on the skid-mark overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up while taking a poo
Out along the edge
Is always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the toilet seat
I'm gonna take saar
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the toilet zone
Ride into the privy zone
>Shitheap Sukhoi
Well at least it’s not a Mig-21 or god forbid a Tejas.
>Shitheap
Explains why India likes them so much
the Indians use Sukhois and Mirages, and the Pakistanis use F-16s
I thought they used Chink jets as well?
I'm not going to this movie to take it seriously lol, I'm going because it looks like a giant shitpost
It was just especially disappointing because 5 years ago I saw a Pakistani air force movie that was actually FAR superior to this pos
It's about a woman who was the girlfriend of a fighter pilot who is killed in action, so she decides to try to become a pilot herself. And of course since its a south asian movie it's about a bunch of other stuff too. The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter, its barely about India at all so they don't make the other side look like bumbling cartoon villains like this film did.
Sounds really good, sort of like a modern Pakistani version of Mulan.
>The flag waving was less mean spirited than Fighter
Have you ever seen Top Gun anon? I think you're misunderstanding the type of movie this is.
Its more the way they present the Pakistani air force officers and pilots. There's that one enemy pilot who we see repeatedly, and is a creep that only survives because of the mercy of the Indian pilots. Then the Pakistani senior officers are shown as absolute cretins. It was disrespectful. I was reminded of American ww2 propaganda showing Japanese people as bucktooth caricatures.
>It was disrespectful. I was reminded of American ww2 propaganda showing Japanese people as bucktooth caricatures.
Dude, you need to see both of the Top Guns(the movies Fighter rips off). Russians in those movies are stylized as faceless black goons akin to G.I Joe or Star Wars and are depicted as soulless demons that need to be killed, laws be damned.
I'm saying that these movies are propagandistic shitposts that shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone. I guarantee you guys have something similar in Pak.
I'm American, not Indian or Pakistani. I saw the recent top gun but not the original and I didn't find it disrespectful in the way Fighter was. It's also worth noting that it intentionally made the enemy not a real country, and was in some ways an amalgam of Russia, Iran, and North Korea, so its not anyone real. There's literally a scene in Fighter of a senior Pakistani officer talking about how their country getting bombed by the Indians, which kills hundreds of people, was actually a good thing. What the hell kind of military officer would ever say that?
My favorite part was the volleyball scene. Really top notch. The best.
Well they are housing terrorists and creeping into indian borders russian style
frick off paki frick, you ruined your own country and now you stinky poo shitters are ruining Japan as well
>Anyone who criticizes the portrayal of Pakistanis in Indian nationalist schlock MUST be Pakistani
I'm American, I go to Indian movies every week. This one sucked.
Trust me anon, nobody's going to this movie because it's good
is this true? i thought japan was one of the few countries that were lucky enough to not have poondu and paki filth turn a country into a gutter
>the bit where the dude on parade sneezes and they all look at him awkwardly
Kino
Trailer if you guys are curious, this looks fricking hilarious
lmao, the paki hate is so over the top, pakis must hate this
Oh they do, the Pakis actually got it banned in the Persian Gulf because they were that butthurt lol
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news/fighter-after-ban-in-gulf-countries-release-of-hrithik-roshan-and-deepika-padukone-starrer-suspended-in-uae/articleshow/107127509.cms?from=mdr
>random english intermixed with native language
is this normal in these countries, or just played up for the trailer?
Yes.
The only other Bollywood shit I've ever watched does it too. I'll never understand why.
its a status thing, people who can speak English well mix it into their normal conversation to show they're better than some illiterate Bihari.
>people who can speak English well mix it into their normal conversation to show they're better than some illiterate Bihari.
I'd assume Biharis are your equivalent to Hillbillies or Burakumin.
Bihar is the poorest and worst part of the country. Over 100 million people and the vast majority live on farms with no mechanization rather than in urban areas. It's basically still medieval.
Was that where the vid of those two Neanderthals building a pool was filmed?
I POOD IN THE
DANGER ZONE
oh also if you compare the wealth gap to the rich parts of India its kind of insane.
The richest state in the US by average income is New York, which is 3x higher than the poorest, Mississippi. The richest state in India, Kerala, has an average income 30x higher than Bihar. South India is basically on par with the mid-low income European countries, while Northern India is sub saharan africa.
Makes sense given just how huge and varied India is, especially with autism like the caste system and other moronation in the north. Makes me feel bad for Dravidians, Muslims, and Sikhs who have to deal with Hindi megatards.
If you want something similar the richest part of Russia is 52+ times wealthier than the poorest.
I heard a saying a few months ago that I think fits "whatever you have to say about India, the opposite also"
Indeed, Indianon.
I guarantee perception of you guys over here would be a million times better if Jio never gave you the internet however lol
GOOD MORNING SARS!!!!!
Don't give me SARS, sars
It's usually this
But sometimes they do it to add a stronger emphasis on what they're saying, as though the added effort of saying something in English demonstrates how serious they are.
t. fricking surrounded by them at work.
Makes sense, I'd assume it stems from the Colonial Period.
>random english intermixed with native language
>is this normal in these countries, or just played up for the trailer?
Its the South Asian equivalent of someone suddenly breaking out French sentences or Latin terms and phrases for fallacies to sound "educated"
Their primite monkey languages dont really have words for many human concepts so they intermingle english
Now you might ask yourself why not just adapt the english word theyre lacking into their own language like every other civilization did
Well the average IQ in india is under 70, and that creates a pervasive culture
They were colonized by the British. Anyone that steps into a school will learn English.
yes obviously, but im from a euro non-english speaking country, and nobody uses english words let alone whole phrases that way
english is mostly used for technical terms that we simply dont have a proper word for
I had a high caste Indian friend who said it was a way to dab on the poorgays who can't speak English.
which is hilarious because even their movie stars speak english horribly
>WAT DEY HELL
I wonder what the Playing With The Boys scene will be like
they toss shit at each other
INDIA *PUNCH* OCCUPIED *PUNCH* PAKISTAN *PUNCH*
>India Occupied Pakistan
I forgot it's alternate history/future as well lmao
I saw it last week, thought it was disappointing. Playing up the Pakistani officers as bumbling fools, the Mujahedeen bomber as a Bond villain, and the self-conscious way they show the incident where the Indian fighters got shot down as them falling into a trap rather than being bested man to man was all unappealing to me. The story also felt disjointed with the need for constant scenes of them going out to bars and restaurants. Since its an Indian movie set in Kashmir they need an excuse to have the characters all wear a dozen different expensive sweaters.
HIGHWAY TO THE OUTHOUSE ZONE
PLAYIN
WITH THE POOOO
TAKE MY STOOL AWAY
CUM AND PEE ME ON
CUM AND REDEEM ME ALL NIGHT LONG
TAKE MY SHIT AWAAAAAY
I FEEL THE NEED
THE NEED TO SHIT!!!
>Maybe so saar, but not today
I like saying Deepika Padukone out loud. Sounds funny.
every country wanted their own after top gun. japan, china, and russia all have their own versions
What's the Russian one called?
NTA but I'm aware of Istrebiteli, a miniseries about Russian fighter pilots in ww2. I'm not sure Russians ever make war movies that aren't set during ww2.
>I'm not sure Russians ever make war movies that aren't set during ww2.
In the 90s and 00s they made ones about Chechnya and Afghanistan, though they weren't flight/pilot movies.
I'd kill for a Deer Hunter style movie about the Soviet-Afghan War.
Don't forget the Italian one with Dirk Benedict, picrel.
Also I'm just impressed at how fricking massive Maverick was to the point to where it has somehow become as if not more influential than the first movie not even two years after release. China and now India now have made direct ripoffs lel.
Damn, sexo Pajeeta
No Gun
GunTop.
>japan
I know Top Gun was a MASSIVE influence on anime/manga but frankly I think picrel is my favorite aviation kino out there. It's so fantastic.
OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS
WHICH ARE POO?
IT'S JUST A BALL OF POO UNDERNEATH MY FEET
IT ROLLS AROUND MY SON, DON'T MEAN MUCH TO ME
Lmao main cast still looks whiter than Hollywood movies
I'd agree if you were talking about any movie other than the Top Guns. They are pure old school American blockbuster.
Very. I think our Pakibro needs to see them both.
>They're defenses are too tight!
>SAM sites?
>No, powerlines.
>eye of the tiger stars playing with hindi lyrics
>pic
BAHAHAHA
How the frick do you prompt AI to make that pic?
>How the frick do you prompt AI to make that pic?
indian air force
I feel the need
the need to excrete
>Good morning Bloody Blastard, still redeeming?
It's boring
If it's playing near you, go see Malaikottai Vaaliban instead
But you guys already missed Salaar part 1, that's the real jeet kino so far this year
>pakis seethin
Fun fact: the lead actor in this has three thumbs
I spent most of the movie trying to spot it, couldn't focus on the movie.he really knows how to hide it well.
things like this are common in india thanks to inbreeding being the norm.
Is this real?
yes
He seriously couldn't get corrective surgery?
>1-2-3-4 i declare a thumb war
THERE'S A RAGING FIRE IN MY BOWELS TONIGHT
>Anil Kapoor
top kek
he was in this one too recently, which was fricking nuts
Is that indian william h macy on the right??
it's the dude from Slumdog Millionaire, so yes I guess if the first role you think of of WHM's is Magnolia
Angloids seething
>take my breath away