>Film critic sucks at making films.
Why is this so common?
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>Film critic sucks at making films.
>Film critic sucks at making films.
Why is this so common?
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the people with the talent to make things make them and barely watch stuff.
those that cant do criticize for a profession
Like Bob Chipman
Who is this again?
Mike Matinee
idk some drug addict
The guy who shot Chris in Sopranos
The drunk scottish dude who hates leftists.
rudolph the red-nosed movie maker
Angry Joe
Remember this guy relentlessly made fun of the channel awesome movies and sketches yet makes things just as bad.
That's why he did it. He sees himself in Doug, and that depresses him.
You can shit on Ralph all you want but out of the youtube film critics, he probably made the best movies.
King Candy is better than Space Cop or Kickassia for sure.
didn't Georg Rockall Schmidt also make a movie?
yes, he said it wasn't very good and you shouldn't watch it, its on his channel for free
Totally different skillset
it's probably hard to make movies idk
>Brie Larson is a talentless has-been
Is he right?
yes
Several reasons. Talent is ultimately impossible to emulate, and tryhards (from writers such as Lindelof to directors such as Jordan Peele) always have something inauthentic about them-- they never cease to be impostors.
As for critics, they often work with rhetoric. They're yapping and secondguessing and simulating competence through monday-morning quarterbacking and 20/20 hindsight delusions.
Making movies otoh requires much more than that: vision, hard work (a lot) and involvement in technical aspects.
They have no talent. Most supposed youtube "critics" are simply mongoloids nitpicking surface details and babbling about "what they would have done" despite knowing jack and shit. They have no depth, they are NPCs.
Hey uh Tomar
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and looked in your little mirror and you were suddenly Doug Walker?
Also you had sex with Jaxxy as Doug and that's technically rape but she's still sleep
Because film critics are talentless hacks.
Stop letting professional complainers tell you what you're allowed to enjoy.
Form your own opinions, and if the world tells you they're wrong, tell the world to go frick itself.
he only critiques the bottom-est of the barrel that any moron can find issues with
Im so happy his latest lazy steven segal video got barely 150k views and GIGA CHAD Space Ice routinely gets 300K plus on all his Steven Segal Movie Videos
How can you even compare the two? Space Ice's videos are work of art by completely reimagining the characters's actions and motives with a comedic tone to it.
Why did he leave Sardonicast? Does he really have anything better to do than watch a movie and talk about it for a couple hours a week?
He says he wants to focus on other projects. Considering that Ralph's feature length movie Lover wasn't that good, and he hasn't made anything worth talking about in terms of reviews for a long time, I'm not sure what he could be doing that is more productive and rewarding than Sardonicast.
>Got kicked out of his podcast by a literaly dogfricker
holy fricking kwab
Despite what Disney wants everyone to think but films are art and art is hard.
Because it's easy for even a low iq moron to point out flaws, impossible to create something good if you don't have talent and intelligence. If you actually pay attention to youtube critics videos you'll see they rarely if ever critique actual filmmaking flaws of movies, like the cinematography, lighting, editing, or even script, because they don't understand even the basics of filmmaking itself and just resort to pointing out "plot holes" and "inconsistencies" while saying everything even slightly political in the movie is propaganda. Even self professed filmmakers like the RLM fathacks lack even a basic knowledge of what good filmmaking is and how it's achieved.
I know this is bait, but I think of critics as essential to art's ecosystem. You can't have true creators without true aesthetes; real film makers create film for people who appreciate it, not the slop guzzlers who would be content to watch nothing more challenging than Marvel.
The issue is before film critics were people like the FNW figures, or if we go to the ones that did not make films people like Pauline Kael who actually did analysis of the medium.
Nowadays a person who people think forst of when hearing"film critic" that's not a YouTuber is some tard like David Ehrlich. And that's at best. Usually they think of YouTubers who are completely cinematically illiterate. And when it's someone like Nostalgia Critic it's at least bearable because no one takes him seriously including Doug himself. But then there are gays like Ralph or the Dogfricker who think they're all hot shit, especially Dogfricker, but then he went to Cannes and got filtered by a third of what he saw, and left some Russian movie after 40 minutes because the sound editing wasn't perfect or some shit like that. Guy can't into cinema at all, is wildly autistic. Praises only meme movie of the month and mostly surface level stuff, but some indeed good like Nuri Bilge Ceylan. But you don't need an imbecile like YMS to discover the biggest names of the most popular film festivals.
you have be mentally ill and suffer to be a good filmmaker
DOUG
WON
I want to frick that cat thing
You ain't right lil homie. Seek assistance.
Same reason I know more about physiology, exercise and nutrition than most professionals but look like Chris Christie
You obsess over the depths what you can’t master the surface of
Some kind of human condition thing
He sucks at being a critic too. The podcast is better off without him.
Making a good movie requires more skills (and natural talents) than just knowing what makes movies good or bad.
I can distinguish haute cusine from junk food but that doesn't make me a chef
If Shelby Oaks gets panned will Stuckmann kill himself? I remember how triggered he got when people made fun of "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"