>be me
>12 years old
>got to cinema to watch avengers with friends
>this scene comes on
>become rock hard
>asked parents to get me the movie on bluray for Christmas
FILM MEMORIES
>be me
>12 years old
>got to cinema to watch avengers with friends
>this scene comes on
>become rock hard
>asked parents to get me the movie on bluray for Christmas
I don't think you're old enough to post here anon, come back in a few years
The first Avengers came out 12 years ago.
Iron Man came out 16 years ago.
>it's true
oh frick off
bitchass OP gave an existential crisis to everyone
>12 years ago was 20 years ago
>There are people who watched the avengers as 1st graders that are posting here
Frick me........
>2012 was 12 years ago
this
>The first Avengers came out 12 years ago.
Iron Man was 16
Frick I was so happy when the first avengers came out. It was all so exciting and cool. Seeing trailers and sneak peaks at the newest hero movie announcement. All the theories and leaks. Serious member-berries
delet
Frick I need to go outside.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
>remember being 13 and going to family dinners
>would hang out watching tv with 3 year old cousin
>he was born in 2000
>that little kid is 24 now and possibly married with a kid
frick man... frick...
Everyday we stray further from birth.
Go frick yourself butthole
>The first Avengers came out 12 years ago.
And? You need to be at least 35 years old to post on Cinemaphile
Based. People born after 1990 will be forever underage. Doesnt matter if they are 50 or 60 years old. They will be forever underage.
Repeat with me, if you were born after 1990, you are underage.
What?
frick me, i was a college freshman just finishing finals when i saw this in theaters with my friends.
Same bro, it’s crazy to think how much shit has changed but stayed the same. The internet sucks so bad now. I was considering buying a BlackBerry on eBay yesterday for the nostalgia of it.
I saw Spider Man 2002 is 22 years old
Joss Whedon was based. I'm tired of pretending he's not. He fully owned the absurdity of capeshit and the appeal to young, teenage boys. He included fanservice and based edgelord moments. I miss him.
>OH MY SCIENCE THE PASSAGE OF TIME HOW HECKIN DEPRESSERINO
It's over...
I hope you burn in hell, bastard.
I'm 24 this was 12 years ago
I see
>1992 was 60 years ago
>lame post, spice it up with rainbow
20 years ago was 30 years ago
$BOOB s!
>wot
$BOOB s!
Same lmao. We had identical experiences at the same age. Wild
>12 years old
Frick…
just checking those digits anon
all is fine
its over
Why you doing us dirty homie that cold
I started high school 10 years ago. I started university 5 years ago. Covid happened 4 years ago.
With math skills like that you must be a Black person.
Troubled child. At least you've changed since then. Now you're just a child.
Watched Don't Mess with the Zohan withy mom in theater when I was 14 looks like, huh, was sure this movie was a lot older and therefore I was younger when I saw it. It was fricking gross
I get older, this scene stays the same age.
Wisdom for the ages, anon
The origins of Coomer
I always go to Youtube and see this clip for kekolds
Frick you Will Smith
Whose idea was big mouth? Why is it so common? It's goofy as frick and looks like absolute shit.
Some dumb frickin israelite
>watch attack of the clones
>dont know what sex is yet
>padme getting chained up made me feel funny
>tell my friends at school that this scene made me feel like I needed to pee.
for frick sake why are there so many kids on this board!
This board is 99% election tourists (including you)
How is mid 20s kids
I'm here for the market
>t. a 2012 tourist
I joined in 2014 because of the fappening.
You're just as bad as election tourists.
I don't care
Which is exactly why.
I dont give a crud
I joined in 2019 because of the Joker mass shooting memes.
I came here in 2006 coz kuro5hin went to shit.
Frick me I am only 26 and I have been here since 2010... Grade 8 first year of Highschool.
Don't blame them, you're the one at fault
You didn't grow up
If a child was born the day attack of the clones came out they would be able to legally buy a beer today.
>dont know what sex is yet
This is me with Naked Gun. Seeing Priscilla Presely getting naked makes me feel weird even though I have no idea at the time what it was. Kinda explains why I have a hormone the size of Jupiter.
>I have a hormone the size of Jupiter.
What did he mean by this?
The same thing happened to me with the Leia slave scene in Return of the Jedi..
Which I saw in the cinemas in 1983..
When I was 10 years old..
How old were you guys when you started *feeling* this way?
I distinctly remember it starting when I was 10. The strippers in GTA IV made it happen and I just thought wtf lmao.
6 or 7
I honestly don't remember, but I do remember that having my foot fetish and my bald women fetish since literally forever. Way before I actually got interested in girls, it was already there in some form. I just got some wires crossed I guess.
Exactly the same with me with respect to bald women. The one ingrained fetish I can't get over.
im not a degenerate city slicker so after 12
Happened when i always played wrestling vidya with friends. Frick, was probably 5 to 7 at the time. One of the younger ones of a bunch @ the babysitter.
>picrel had best character creator
>make woman with rikishi/bigshow moveset for dank memes
>discover booba slider
>ask everybody if their weeners were hard
>"lolwhat, anon?"
>"Yeah it happens when we make the girls boobs really big, I didn't know if it happened to you guys too"
Music video called Mr Saxobeat was the first time I thought "I like this lady" but didn't know why kek
I was excited by the idea of girls tying me up from the age of 6 onwards, I only understood my obsession with femdom/bdsm as a sexual matter when I started going through puberty at 13
I was fantasizing about tying up girls in pantyhose in kindergarten, so at 3 or 4, but haven't had a wank till I was 14. BDSM shit's weird, must have something to do with adjacent brain regions, just as with foothomosexualry.
Definitely very young, around 4 or 5. I was a total coomer growing up.
I still am
My sister started molesting me at 8. It was not fun. Then she stopped molesting me right before I hit puberty and started being into it.
WHAT A b***h ! SHE HAD TO CONTINUE !
When I was 5 I stumbled across some porn website. I think it was some pop-up from newgrounds. It was pictures of women's veganas, that's it. I think it made me sexual from a young age
Lacey in Lost in Space.
I was the same age as her and I was used to fapping to the geezers in my brothers playboys, but Lacey was different. I wanted her to be my gf.
literally this, I remember seeing it in the theatre and she awakened something wholesome in me.
Started as a kid with pic related. Then in middle school I basically just typed in “naked women” into our old massive computer. I still laugh at the fact when I first typed in those cursed words, I had thought to myself “hmm I may have to specify ‘with no blur” I literally thought it was going to be hard to find porn. Oh the old days.
>without blur
what are you talking about?
a lot of old porn would be uploaded with musical accompaniment. sort of like YTMND. blur's "song 2" was a common song that was used so anon was trying to avoid that.
Probably when I was 10 or 11. Started humping my pillow and got scared about the intense sensations so started praying to God. Good times
it was the back of a female classmate. she was wearing something that exposed part of her back and I thought about it the rest of the day. one of my earliest memories.
MTV Music with those booba and legs
What the hell is even that?!
Playboy channel
Some folk never had the experience of watching the Spice Channel scrambled on the moving picture tube since it launched in 1994.
When I was 9 or 10 and my teacher came into school wearing sandals. I couldn't stop staring at her feet, but didn't really understand at the time.
6 yo. I loved looking at the covers of Playboy magazines.
my first viewing of the First triple X movie with Vin diesel, they're at that club with the tesla coils and the main actress dancing made my pp go xtendo. I was 8 or 9 I think.
Started when I was 4 and I saw a commercial where the green M&M was naked. Gave me a boner.
Turned out normal, but I'm starting to think I might have been molested at some point during those periods in your toddler years where you slip in and out of awareness of being alive because I don't think that was a normal reaction for a 4 year old to have.
I strongly believe about 80% of the population was molested in some capacity
Damn
I developed my tomboy fetish early.
When I was 6/7 I was really into this highschool shorthaired tomboy who came to do PE with us for a week.
My next related memory after that is watching Stargate everyday to see Samantha Carter, Northern Exposure for Maggie too.
When I was 5 years old I got molested, by 8 I was jerking off to hardcore porn which got my ass beat by my parents regularly when I'd get caught since I was a dumb kid that didn't know how to hide it
King Arthur sex scene. I dunno why but Keira Knightley really did it for me even though my IRL type never really matched up.
Peak Keira Knightley was ridiculously pretty, you'd have to be an actual homosex not to be fascinated by her, your type or not.
In fact I'd be surprised if most male homosexuals didn't find her attractive as well.
I dreamt so often about kicking in that wall and saving her from those fanatic monks before burning that patrician in his house.
And in the opening wedding scene of Love Actually she just looked angelic.
I think I repressed abuse or something because I can remember having these feelings from a very young age
Elizabeth hurley in austin powers did it for me, i was probably like 9
With Shakira "La Tortura"
Maybe some early internet stuff a couple years before, some badly drawn comics that can't be tracked anymore, but that Shakira theme is the one I have clear memories like OP, It's the first thing I remember that I saw outside my house, and made plans to fap to later
I was 7 and seeing her struggling to get free really made me watch thundercats hoping it was another mandora episode
Nice
SoulCalibur 2
Game was revolutionary for titty physics and puffy nipples.
?
Replayed this moment at least 20 times as a kid
I remember this one time I downloaded this movie called Soccer Girls from StrongDC++ because I liked playing soccer and I thought I'm going to see some cute girls playing soccer. Well, I did see some cute "girls" getting railed. Jerked off to that so many times, even burned it to a CD.
I was always horny and wanted to see women naked.
Since I was four years old, I've jerk offd by putting my penis in between my thighs and lightly squeezing them. I did this constantly as a kid and I still do it to this day, except now I need a paper towel to put between my dick and leg or cum gets everywhere. Takes less energy than jacking it, so I can go like four or five times in a row and have stayed in bed for hours doing it. I also don't need to be erect to cum doing this method. I wish I never learned how to do this because I'm an insanely horny gigacoomer now.
>one of *those* scenes in cartoon/comic book
Ever since I was 4 or 5, didn't realise it was a "real" fetish until I was 15 or something.
I was probably 5 or 6. My parents would tape movies that played on HBO, one of them was The Fifth Element. Leeloo and the stewardesses in their skimpy outfits made me feel funny. Also Chel from the Road to El Dorado.
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I walked into this one scene of the Silent Hill movie when I was around 6 at my grandma's house and it woke some shit in me I still have to fight back every day since then. Goddamn it.
Letting a 6 year old kid watch SH.
Great job, granny.
I asked my kindergarten teacher out when I was 5. So, probably then.
Had a cute teacher with massive breasts when I was 10, I remember being confused why my peepee got hard when I looked at her.
Although my parents claims when I was 3 on holiday I got very shy and nervous around a female counselor at the hotel.
Understandable, after watching this scene i couldnt stop beating my meat to kyle strutt taking loads to the face
Have you seen that one where the hulk rapes her?
Me and my friends got detention for putting the gif on all the pc screens in IT class lmao
STOPPU
I unironically peed myself
wait, context?
You swallow it without pretext.
Get out of here, mexican newbie.
frig off, shill
Dammit! This one got me LOL.
Happy April Fool's!
>Nooooooo! My monetizationuuu
It's crazy that to this day nobody knows what porno that's from.
>Computer class
>Assignment was to write up an essay and print it out
>Half of us decided to frick with the boomer teacher
>One dude just typed "r" in office and printed that out
>Another person was searching up Scumbag Steve and Bad Luck Brian memes and printing those out
>One dude typed out the lyrics to the Scooby Doo theme song but filled it with excessive swearing
>Teacher had no fricking clue who was printing out what or how to make it stop
>We ended up draining the ink cartrages from us printing out all our noncence
>I think only 2 people who were actually doing the assignment managed to get their essays printed
One of the funniest classes I've ever had.
>One dude typed out the lyrics to the Scooby Doo theme song but filled it with excessive swearing
homie had to do what he gotta Scooby Dooby Doo!
>English class
>Creative writing
>Assignment was to come up with a news story and write a fake news article about it
>Class weirdo wrote about a man in a Barney the Dinosaur costume kidnapping and eatting children
>Apparently went into grusome detail on how this dude would devour his victims
>Even had a crude drawing of Barney chasing a kid with a bloody cleaver
>His parents were called in
>He was missing for about a week before returning with no word
If he were born a few years later he would have wrote creepypastas, I swear.
We really need to stop letting homosexuals run the schools.
Reminds me of the time in elementary school we drew pictures for some local drawing contest, you know, where the winner is printed on some stamp or sign or whatever. The topic was "sea life".
All kids drew underwater scenes with fishes and divers and such.
I drew a windsurfer with sunglasses, with the sail being black with a skull, plus giant octopus arms coming out of the water.
Nobody ever said anything about it, but still I feel a bit embarrassed whenever I think about it because it was all stuff I found "cool" and I wanted to be cooler because I was a total dweeb.
Post it
>"Ew, you want to morph into 2 men and frick me at the same time?!?! Gross. Too kinky 5 me."
>"Oh baby, I want oversized blue dick."
Same character.
Has any other "sequel" ever completely missed the point of the original AND misunderstood every single character as hard as this show? Critics will literally enjoy anything with a girl boss vs white supremacists.
>like 10
>My schizophrenic uncle who slept on a mattress on the floor inside a literal crawlspace in my grandmother's home, surrounded by reeking piss bottles, crazy schizo-babble symbols on a4 paper pinned to the walls, invites me into his crawlspace to watch a movie.
>Puts on night of the living dead 2
>Literally have night terrors for a few days
>BPD mother couldn't give a shit
>Narcissisitc father just yelled at me to stop being gay
Lmao
you're lucky he didnt rape you kek
That is truly awful parenting though, but at least it was physically harmless...
i remember my dad forced me to watch predator when i was a kid (7) it did nothing to me in fact it made me like gore, was fricked in the head since i was a kid?
my dads twin brother used to baby sit.me sometimes and one say he came over with hellraiser vhs
that was interesting shit at a 5 year old
>parents smuggle me into the Peter Jackson King Kong movie in theaters opening night
>really loud so my ~1 year old self cries
>calm down due to being given some popcorn by my dad
>shit my diaper at around the 30 minute mark big time so bad that the whole theater surely is able to smell it
>parents are both used to it so they bear through it but mentioned to me that they could see looks of discontent on nearby customer faces and most of them ran the frick out as soon as Kong died cause they figured they saw the important bits
My dad was cool for sneaking me in even though I dont remember the movie itself
oh shit my parents took me to watch that too but it wasnt opening night, i was too young so i thought the movie was boring but the daughter of my mom's friend (who was older than me) was also there and i was happy to be sitting on her lap
>be 10
>watching that same movie at home with dad
>8yo sister and 6yo brother watching it too
>the little Black person girl goes for the guy's hand when he offers her some chocolate
>sister screams
>brother cries so hard he vomits
good times
Why would anyone take their 12 month old baby to the movies?
Either you're lying or your parents are even more moronic than you.
First time a movie made me pop a boner was Ella Enchanted.
I'm 34 next week.
How was 9/11
I'm from Europe so it wasn't a big deal here.
I was trying to think of something comparable in Europe but I'm not sure if anything really happened in the late 90s and early 00s aside from the Yugoslav wars
I'm from western Europe so that Yugoslav stuff I know even less about than 9/11.
The Spain train bombings that got them to pull out of Iraq maybe? Charlie Hebdo shooting?
>it wasn't a big deal here.
You fricking kidding? It made all the governments of the relevant countries crawl even further down the US's butthole than before.
38 year old here. 9/11 was not just the death of a bunch of innocent people, it was the death of america.
>it was the death of america.
Obama admin did that
obama just continued the shit bush did
America died in 1860, bud. 9/11 was another watershed moment for sure though, as it dashed all optimism for the future that the post-Cold War 90s had.
Treating farm equipment as human was the beginning of the end.
Just pay other white people to pick your fricking cotton for you. Slave labor wasn't even economically viable. Americans are moronic, no matter what time in history.
>I don't know history, but think I do.
Yep, it shows.
You lost!
we're all losing
>Slave labor wasn't even economically viable. Americans are moronic
america didn't invent slavery, moron
The President becoming a tyrant and declaring war on his own former citizens who just wanted to leave a union they (rightly) felt was taking advantage of them in 1860 is when the American experiment died and was fully put into the hands of the ~~*Northern industrialists*~~ by 1865. Everything since then has been a further descent into social decay. Some other really bad years that have continued the downward trend: 1913, 1917, 1929, 1933, 1934, 1941, 1963, 1965, 1971, 1986, 1994, 2001, 2005, 2008, 2012, 2020-22. 2024 is gonna be an interesting year too.
Got the day off from school. Probably played my Nintendo 64.
I was in bootcamp when it happened. Our RDC was a navy SEAL and this dude came in and threw a table across the room and started laughing and screaming “we’re going to war! We’re going to war!”
Bunch of guys started panicking and asked to be allowed to go home. Iraq was ok, only got a little blown up and I got to kill 2 Muslims and fly in a helicopter.
>Iraq was ok, only got a little blown up and I got to kill 2 Muslims and fly in a helicopter.
I'm Canadian and was in 5th grade. I didn't get what the big deal was. All I knew about America was from movies and war footage so I thought that was normal for them. I didn't get why the teachers all seemed scared and we had to have a big assembly and watch live footage together.
Most intelligent Canadian child.
Knowledge has nothing to do with intelligence
>amerigroids think theyre the center of the universe
Canadian in 7th grade. Teachers didn’t really know how to explain it to the student body. Went home and CNN was drumming up hyper nationalist public sentiment.
A week later ordinary housewives were saying we should nuke the Middle East. Very surreal in hindsight. We also had to cancel a trip to Chicago because we had some Pakistani and Gulf Arab students who would have been detained by homeland security kek
38, Burgerstanian. Everybody freaked out. The students at my HS were afraid "they're going to hit us next!" There was a wave of patriotism that managed to unite not just the US but Europe, too.
Scarlett should have done full nudity in the late 2000s. She was a work of art in her 20s.
Micheal bay stopped her from popping tit in The Island.
I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM. I JUST WANNA TALK...
>be in middle school
>every now and again we walk to the movies from our neighborhood
>a bunch of kids from same school do the same
>we all hang out and have fun
>movies is right next to a home depot
>its dark out
>mess around going in and out of the sheds for sale in the parking lot
>another day we go hang out at a female friends house in her backyard
>there's a girl there who I'm into
>we're sitting on a ledge
>she places her foot slightly inbetween my legs
>I scoot closer
>she doesn't move it
>later that night I text her
>we sext
>she lives relatively close to me but in an area I've never walked to before
>ask for a ride because she's home alone
>parent says no
>never managed to do anything
fun times
Post hulk rape uncut version
Who are actresses that you boomers like so? I know a lot of you like Emma Watson.
test
God growing up as a zoomer was fricking horrible
You spelt kino wrong. I was born in 2000. The decade was pure sex. I still remember seeing nudey magazines in stores.
No wonder zoomers are so troonosexual and zesty if they grew up jacking it to mcu disneyslop.
>implying jerking to prime scarjo is bad
She was so perfect
>be me
>2014, graduating High school
>already saw Godzilla 2014, fricking loved it
>finish grad ceremony, go out with buddies bumming around in old beater Intrepid POS car
>wind up at our local theater, decide to catch the last movie of the night, employees probably hated us kek
>we have the theater to ourselves watching Godzilla again
>some fell asleep because it was midnight but I was wide awake absorbing every last minute
>grab in n out on the way home cause they’re open til 3am on weekends.
Take me back
>be me age 15
>take 1st gf to cinema
>she wants to watch some gay ass high school drama movie
>we watch it
>mfw when everyone is hot as frick
$boobs?
>get first gf
>ah yiss
>she makes me watch all her chic flics
>ah noo
>see Pitch Perfect
>fall down the rabbit hole of obsession with Anna Kendrick
It’s not just me…right?
Of course not anon. But she kind of disapeared after those movies. Maybe she was in some unknown movies?
Imagine the lucky producer who got scarlett her first big role...
Never forget when a journo squeezed 21 year old Scarlett Johansson's boob to see of they're real
I wish I'd saved her pics back then
2006 Vanity Fair cover from the same time as the squeeze
I miss the 2000's.
it was a different time
i wish there was a folder with all the classics
What the hell happened to us man
Too many Americans now.
It's both funny and sad that you actually believe this. The world will continue to be fricked because you've been mad at a make-believe problem your whole life.
Unfortunately Americans too fat. Scarlett is Polish and Keira is British.
American magazine.
Her boobs used to be so big and soft...
What cinema will be like in 30 years.
Nothing will be here in 30 years. There is a world war of unimaginable destruction looming.
>*corporate chuckle* "Don't you guys have phones?"
I cant wait to sit in my virtual cinema, watching blade runner 9 starring an actual robo-troony lecturing me about the superiority of metal over flash... While i'm munching on some dry Buggy Charms
*flesh
I liked Stan Lee's Stripperella on Spike TV
>be me
>28 years old
>go to cinema on weekday afternoon with 18yo girl I'm seeing to watch Avengers
>this scene comes on
>I'm already fingering the chick
>purchase the 3D Blu-ray for myself
Our stories are so similar, yet so very different.
>be me
>an 18 yr old girl at the movies on a weekday afternoon with my frens
>this scene comes on
>weird older guy that was always hanging around my school charges towards me
>shoves his greasy popcorn butter filled fat landwhale sausage fingers down my pants
>his hand spasms for a whopping 5 secs before i see him cum his pants based on facial expression alone
>he nods and says cool story soon babe, then waddles out the theater
>tfw i just got raped
>later he dm's me on social media with a picture of him in nothing but his shitstain underwear holding a blu-ray copy of Avengers
>mfw im scared for my life
No, I'm tall, look like a movie star that women of all ages and races are horny for, scrawny cut, funny, dgaf, and have the cherry on top of being slightly moronic. Girls have always been easy for me.
zoomers really grew up with nothing but capeshit and wokeshit growing up i honestly feel bad for them
2000s was categorically the sexiest decade ever. Its nicknamed the naughties.
That heroine looks pretty defeated, 2bh.
SEXO
>film with ferris bueler
>he trainin monkeys to pilot fighter planes
>monkey in a flight simulator
>that simulator just like my 25c rides at the store
>am i a monkey mother
>be zoomer
>have childhood memories of mcu slop
Grim
I fricking love the "cup/squeeze the woman's cheeks to make her mouth open" trope,
>be 11 or something
>friday night
>parents looking for a movie to watch as a family
>the house bunny is on so they pick that
i was an innocent little boy
i still don't understand why they didn't turn it off
They thought you were gay, anon.
sneed
>watched Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
>with my dad and my friend
>the only other people in the theater were two random guys
>about an hour in the projector fricks
>the five of us sits their in silence hoping an employee would notice
>we're sitting their in silence for about 15 minutes
>finally someone comes in an apologizes and resumes the movie
We probably wouldn't have had to sit in the dark for that long if someone just got up and called an employee. But yeah.
Question is why didn't your dad go after like a minute or so?
Autism comes in the family.
My dad is a giga autist. He never handles phone calls from the electric company or credit card companies for example and lets my mom take care of all that shit. The other two random guys, I don't know what their problem was because they sounded like they were adult aged too.
>Be me, around 8
>Watch ST Voyager
>B’Elanna contracts pon farr and is telling people to frick her brains out or she is going to explode
>Basically she humps everything the entire episode
>To this day boys, I want to frick her in her Star Trek costume I was diamonds. DIAMONDS.
7/9 gets a lot of flak, but this character has three plotlines throughout the whole show: fix it, fight it, or frick it. Or some combination.
I started writing an erotic fanfiction that is basically this happening to Kira on DS9 and her getting turned on by every situation she runs into.
>1999, be 16
>watch Cruel Intentions
>don't watch Buffy, don't care much for Sarah Michelle Gellar, but some friends are watching Buffy just for her
>Reese Witherspoon is hot in this
>it is the betting scene
>"you can put it anywhere"
>scene burned into my brain
>mfw afterwards everyone talks about the lesbian kiss scene
Scarjo looks so nasty, you can tell that b***h is evil
4 or 5, I wanted to know which forbidden movie my father was watching while beeing alone. Turns out it was a good porn. Tried to experiment this shit with a black girl in kindergarden. Didn't work out sadly.
how do you think they would've tortured her
i think they said something about pulling teeth
are there movies where they torture women in realistic seeming ways