Film Theory: The Paw Patrol are ALIENS?!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But is he right tho?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking zoophile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me? You have to be 18 to use this site and if that is the case, what are you doing watching toddler cartoons if not for the sexualization?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't the puppies be genetic engineer? Also Matpat talks about Ryder and his harem when?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You must depart troll.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me get this straight. Not only are you a coomer, not only are you a zoophile, you're a pedo zoophile coomer. Why would you keep that sad existence going? Are you gonna wait till some of your family find the shit you make before you do it?
      Stop postponing the inevitable, we both know you should do it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you deaf? Can you not read? Leave this place troll.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will soon enough, that doesn't change the fact that you should do it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go on silly little troll. Get.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just remember, if anyone found out, you're gonna wish you had done it before they found it. Because they'll all agree you should do it, and the sooner the better.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go on troll. You are just wasting our time. There's the door.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your life is a waste of time, no value was lost here. Go find some rope and tie a knot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I see. You still don't want to leave you just want to be my fanboy. Well then I am just gonna have to ignore you troll and keep making more of these for my Patreon that is paying me $435 a month. Lol.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his porn patreon can't even crack half a k.
                Words can not express how sad that flex was. You're just further proving my point that you should just end it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, why isn't anyone here actually discussion the theory? Are they aliens or not??? If it's true this changes everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because some moron decided to post his shitty porn animation here

  6. 7 months ago
    Pajeet, the Aryan

    I AGREE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING E-CELEBS SAY AND WILL DEFEND THEM TIL THE END, I NEED E-CELEBS TO TELL ME HOW TO THINK, I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF! I FRICKING LOVE E-CELEBS SO FRICKING MUCH, I WATCH THEM CONSTANTLY SO I CAN GET A GENUINE IDEA OF WHO I SHOULD BE! I FRICKING LOVE E-CELEBS, THEY'RE SO GREAT! GOD! I WISH Cinemaphile WOULD POST MORE OF THESE GUYS! E-CELEBS ARE ME, I AM E-CELEBS, I EAT, SLEEP, BREATH, AND SHIT E-CELEBS! I WISH AN E-CELEB WOULD SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, I WOULD GLADLY CONSUME IT! I FRICKING LOVE THEM, I LOVE E-CELEBS SO FRICKING MUCH! GOD, I WANT TO BE FRICKED BY AN E-CELEB! I'M SO HAPPY EVERYONE ON Cinemaphile AGREES! FRICKING E-CELEBS ARE NOT ANNOYING, AND THEY SHOULD TOTALLY BE POSTED MORE ON THIS BOARD! SAME GOES FOR TWITTER SCREENGRABS FROM POLITICAL CARTOON THEMED TWITTER ACCOUNTS CALLING OUT PROBLEMATIC STUFF IN CARTOONS! WE NEED MORE TWITTER SCREENGRABS, AS WELL.

    IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE Cinemaphile!

    But seriously, this thread is shit and in direct violation of Global Rule 11.
    Fulfill your civic duty, Cinemaphilemrades.
    https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=139880435

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone has to say it: isn't your post also in violation of da rules?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i agree there shouldnt be homosexuals or trolls i hate those people duh and i think paw patrol should be really canceled because its has strong ties as i think to zoophilia thats just my arguments i am not trolling

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