films about simps?
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what's the appeal of this, exactly?
thats what happens when you're raised by a single mother
Pack it in, we're done here.
humiliation fetish. negative attention was the only attention they got, so they seek it.
Emotional fulfillment from making other people feel good.
If he was a chick he'd be a bawd instead. Its the same mechanism. Enjoying the feeling of being useful for others.
it is not the “same” mechanism. it’s entirely different. if it were the same “mechanism” (moronic word choice, by the way) then simps would frick bawds and nobody else.
The problem is for both that they like following around hotter people as thats more emotionally gratifying.
Simps and bawds are separated from one another by the targets they follow.
Please. Just touch ONE blade of grass, anon.
Not every woman or man is the same. The spectrum is wonderfully diverse.
Literally everyone is almost exactly the same dude.
How do you think advertising or propaganda works?
OP’s picture describes what it is like to have female friends that you don’t actually frick because it’s wrong to plan on sticking your dick in every woman you meet instead of relying on progressive connections and friendship to adequately satisfy your emotional needs.
Bait
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It's coping. He thinks he can't get sexual gratification any other way so he tries to condition himself into enjoying it. a little like the way that really ugly and insecure guys will condition themselves into not liking the most beautiful woman but instead tell themselves that they prefer the girl who looks plain and nervous and approachable and achievable, but on a far larger and more twisted scale.
a way to cope with nihilism, a potential handjob for social cowards to help run the clock so to speak, what is pain but time
He's mentally ill it's not rational.
its posts like this that make it so clear that people of average or below average intelligence just cant handle the internet
taxi driver
Can a simpbro please explain how this works to us? When you orgasm, what is it you're thinking about? How do you have sexual thoughts about NOT having sex? What is the payoff?
I think it's similar to femdom, being submissive and useful to the girl but not necessarily expecting anything in return. Though you can bet that the simpmaxxer in OP would be able to cut diamonds with his dick if any of those girls he talks about show him attention in a sexual way, and that he secretly craves this outcome.
I'm a loser and so the only way I can please a cute girl is by giving her money and doing things for her
homosexual
not gay, i like women so much i worship them
It's just another degen BDSM fetish, nothing that special about it
it's mental illness. pure and simple. theyt [probaby feel shame and disgust for a split second when they orgasm
That's not a simp. A simp leaves the money to a femdom and that is the end of the interaction.
The internet has turned half of men into fetishistic freaks.
It wasn't kino, but I watched this movie called Waiting for Forever. Dude is obsessed with his high school crush who is now an actress, so he does juggling acts wherever she goes so he can stalk her. They have a chance meeting, things go well, then bad once he admits to stalking. However, actress's boyfriend committed a murder and is eventually arrested so the stalker kinda slips in there at the end.
i work with a simp
he has no male friends (or any friends at all), hes actually married and has kids but he doesnt make friends with guys at work just hangs out with the women and tries to stab guys in the back
>tfw wanted to become a simp
>started microsimping, ie holding doors for random woman, 'accidentally' dropping pennies and pound coins in front of cute women and letting them pick it up, saying things like 'beautiful' in earshot of women, then when the look at me pretend I was saying it about a flower or something
>going well, wanted to upgrade to full simp
>find a camgirl online
>do the usual of donating lots of money, sending her poetry etc
>want to go further
>miss the IRL simping connection I got from microsimping
>start talking to girl at work
>she is busy due to being a single mother
>says its hard because she has to walk everywhere and can't drive
>see the chance, offer to become her personal taxi
>she says it seems 'like a strange offer to make'
>i go red faced and want to make sure the offer is accepted
>'I w-w-will even homeschool your kids for you if you like'
>lick my lips for some reason
>she reports me to my manager for harassment
>back to online paypigging to get my wiener hard
Meds.
an hero
> holding doors for random woman
how is that simping?
>microsimping
lmao, you dork
how would homeschooling her kids make you hard?
He's a pedarast
its the ultimate simp humilation
>microsimping, ie holding doors for random woman
Son of a b***h. He's right. I do these. I'm a simp and I didn't even know it.
See, I know you're larping because there's not a single reality or timeline where a single mom wouldn't hook her tendrils into the first simp she comes across.
single moms have dozens of simps on instagram they can pick from
It's just another sexual perversion that should be despised and not accepted in society.
>5 foot 9 skeleton can't get pussy
Oh gosh i am 5 foot 6 almost frick
Saying you're only 5'9" is classic bait to make people of normal height and below feel insecure. Don't worry yourself.
Diff anon here, this is all a psy op by marketing companies, there is no such thing as incels, its morons who have been brainwashed into thinking their relationships are status symbols, therefore they attempt to get what is "highly valued" in a superficial way and when they dont they are loathsome because they're egos will not be vindicated, its not that they cant get partners, its that they cant get partners that dont want them, its peak cringe and the stain of modern society, moaning men and women, who deserve nothing but thier self imposed misery
>moaning men and women, who deserve nothing but thier self imposed misery
that's the internet for you
>5'9"
>normal height
For a woman maybe
Shorter men have to compensate for their height but that's not the worse thing, be thankful we're not living in cavemen times.
If 50% of the men today died, life would only improve for everybody else. I consider women little more than cumdumpsters so they don't factor into the equation, but there's too many men wanting the same things that's turned everything hyper competetive and given women all the power they have.
I reject brotherhood and male bonding and all these nonsensical concepts, any male that isn't related to me by blood is my rival and in an ideal society I would be well within my rights to attack and beat a male human that decided to infringe upon what I consider my territory to death, unless they fight back and beat me to death in which case to the victor go the spoils.
Bottomline, kill 50% of young makes and usher in utopia, you silly monkeys blame women for your problems when it's the presence of too many men that destroys all semblance of balance be it job, pussy or anything else.
Frick men, when the apocalypse hits us I'll be sure to form an alliance with some like.minded enlightened souls like myself and kill any male within a 50 mile radius of me. Ofcourse the women will be enslaved and if theyre pretty enough they may even achive fairly high status within my society, but no males will be shown mercy, that goes for infants within my tribe too the ratio must always be 3:1 women to men.
You have my sword.
relax my g
Except killing males will severely weaken your tribe, any tribe that has more males could instantly over power yours cause women are nothing but dead weight in martial matters. So by committing male infanticide and genocide you've weakened your community, allowed opposing tribes to overpower your shitty society and capture your women simply by having more fighting age males in their ranks. gg wp.
Why do people who write shit like that are always weak and would be the first to die in their own ideal scenarios?
gay
literally every single movie with a male protagonist ever