>final dance party
>grandma throws away her cane and starts break-dancing
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>final dance party. >grandma throws away her cane and starts break-dancing
>final dance party
>grandma throws away her cane and starts break-dancing
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>Granny pulls out an SMG
>Ayooo Sonny we got the gat
>shoots up everyone at the dance party killing the main character and their romantic interest
Whoa... wasn't expecting the film to end like that...
>final fight scene
>"smack by b***h up" starts playing
>grandma hits a fat ass blunt and pull out the choppa
>snoop dogg leans into the room and looks impressed
>ay your gramma is alright
>I'm stuff
>-ed on granny's meals
(you)
lmfao
S O V L
My grandma used to hit fay blunts and she wasn't even trashy. Them she died. I kinda think my step grandpa killed her cause she "fell" when she was drunk
>dies while drunk
>not trashy
Seems kino
>white man can't understand black man's ebonic speak
>old white grandma translates
kino
Literally only happened in Aeroplane
Name three other kino's where that happened
Lord of the Rings
Hound of the Baskervilles
Predator
STOP BEING BRITISH
>Grandma spells words like "color" when online so no one can tell she's Canadian
>it's an American calls someone in the thread an ESL, even though they don't speak English episode
American here. They should redomain it to Cinemaphile.blm, then I can visit my favorite board as Cinemaphile.blm/lgbt/
Airplane just sounds so childish.
Citizen Kane
Stalker
Seventh Seal
>older family figure: those brownies tasted funny
>two young cool characters look at each other: Uh Oh!
>Grandma, you're supposed to say "African Americans"!
First time I head that i lost my shit
>grandma starts rapping faster than everyone
>grandma starts raping faster than everyone
Kid: still raping
>everyone starts raping grandma faster
>dog starts dancing as well
>goofy dad tries dancing and falls into table of cake
>dog covers eyes and whimpers in embarrassment
Is this real?
No, only the cat one is real.
>dog is the DJ
>grandma has saggy breasts and it’s a running gag that she swings them around
the power of ai
dios mio...
em gi es tu was right
bravo kojima
>Cops enter to break up the party
>They start dancing as everyone else plays with their equipment
>Cranky old next-door neighbor who called them is raging outside the window
>some fly honeys come out and give him a drink and they all start dancing together
>you just mad cuz your ass is old
>someone mentions term for extremely disgusting sexual act
>no one has heard of it
>grandma leans in and explains it in detail
kino thread
This thread is making me kek so fricking hard.
>This thread is making me kek so fricking hard.
Except this post
>Except this post
you've just made your last post
>you've just made your last post
>grandma has very poor hearing and frustrates anyone that tries to talk to her
>sleeps through gunshots and explosions
>immediately reacts to the quietest sounds when the young characters are trying to be sneaky
>grandma's asleep on the couch
>impossible to wake up
>turn off the tv
>I WAS WATCHIN THAT
>Chubby asian character appears in underpants and a suit tie around his head
>BANZAIIII
Extra kino if was the put upon, neurotic office worker before
>asian character appears
>"k-konichiwa"
>asian guy: "I'm japanese. Not chinese."
>"well a ching chong pong to you as well sir"
i feel like im being double trolled
>Grandma enters room held up by four oiled, muscly chippendales dancers
>Daughter: "Oh no maw, you didn't sleep with them!?"
>Grandma: "Of course not. Wasn't much sleeping when they're running a train on you"
I kek'd
>I want you to fire whoever made this mess
>it was you
>No one will be fired, we've all learned our lesson
Flabbergasted Grandson:
>Grandma you should know better
Biggest Blackest Inmate slams onto the bars of cell, in tight pastel pink sweater
>You don't talk to nana like that! You show her dem respect or I'll cut your face!
>Grandma takes over turntables and scratches a sick beat
>Hip young DJ is impressed
I SAID A HIP HOP HIPPY HIPPY TO THE HIP HIP HOP YOU DON'T STOP THE ROCK WITH THE BANG BANG BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE TO THE RHYTHM OF THE BOOGIE THE BEAT
WE
ARE
FA
MI
LY
I GOT MY CARCETTI WITH ME
>I SAID A NIG NOG NIGGY NIGGY TO THE NIG NIG Black person
The Wedding Singer (1998)
Really is the perfect example for these threads
>loud thugs show up across the street playing loud music
>grandma lowers her glasses to glare at them
>gets up and hobbles across the street
>5 minutes later she's busting sweet moves to Dr Dre with the rest of her crew
>a troupe of grannies appear at party
>everyone clears a space for them
>they start dancing in unison
>THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
>black people show approval
>black people show approval
Name one fricking movie that does this
Casablanca
Dunston checks in
More like
>black people run them over with a car
Don't look up the Dancing Grannies of Waukesha
ja lubiem Kino
Dobzre
>undead bad guy jumpscare
>credits start
>OOOOO AH AH AH AH
Took me a sec
explain plz
Dawn of the Dead
>guy lands on his nuts
>everybody goes "OOOH" and winches
>dog puts paws over its eyes
Keyno
>grandma pulls out the RPG and starts reciting arabic
>quick granma, follow that car!
>i always wanted to do that
>*floors it*
>Put your seatbelt on, sweetie.
>A stunt-riddled car chase ensues of such epic proportions that William Friedkin wakes up with his first boner in twenty years
>Senseless car chase ensues, through Sunday markets, red lights & intersections.
All stund drives are clearly made by a absolutley ginormous black man in a granny wig.
>"quick, tell me the number for 911!"
>"I remember it like it was yesterday"
>"it WAS yesterday!"
>"I remember it like it was yesterday"
>"Dude it was TODAY"
>I know it like the back of my hand!
>*looks at hand*
>Oh, that's new
>you know grandma, I'm really glad we got to spend this adventure together
>grandma's old lady friend cuts into the conversation
>oh, stop being a pussy and let's dance!
>hits play on the boombox
>ITS TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME
I miss Gang Weed posting
Me too.
Ummm can people really tell when you look at their facebook pictures to jerk off?
you get a notification when someone is looking at your pictures
pls tell me that's a lie anon
please i beg you
>grandma destroyes a groupe of bad guys with sick ninja moves
>characters stare at her, mouth opnen in shock
>"i was in girl scouts"
>end of the movie
>the group of henchmen, including a very muscular leader guy sit around grandma, who teaches them how to knit
best one
>the group is surrounded by ninjas
>"O NO, WE'RE OUTNUMBERED
>Grandma takes off her dress and has a Bruce Lee yellow-black tracksuit on
>uses her cane as a bo staff and defeats all of them
>"I haven't done that in ages!"
>cuts to villain dancing in a jail cell with the guards behind him
KINO
>I fought the law... and the law won
>Duuuude your grandma is a badass
>Apologize to granny for obscenities
>Granny responds with foul language herself
>gay porn
>guy sucks dicks like a champ
>"I went to Catholic school"
lmfao
>gay porn
>guy sucks dicks like a champ
>"I had 5 brothers"
>that image
>”this is my son’s room, he has quite the announcement to make”
>grandma removes prosthetic leg
>takes a couple of swigs
>"I picked the wrong day to stop drinking"
>running joke is Grandma crashing into things with her car
>at end of movie Grandma’s car crashes into the main villain’s before he can escape
>police catch up with him
>Grandma rolls down window and sticks head out
>“Hey! What’d I miss?”
>smiles for the camera revealing she has no dentures
>cuts to the dog who smiles with Grandma’s teeth
Name one flick
Shindlers List
Underrated
I'd genuinely like to know what movie this is
Best thread
>*loud noise*
>grandma quickly gets under the table
>THE GERMANS ARE HERE
>grandma smokes a bong
>Grandma gets bogged
BIGGER
>"you young whippersnappers! why back in my day..."
>flashback to old timey times
>grandma is still an old woman, the same actress and clothes in fact
>character's grandma is referred to as "character's grandma" when she was a child
I miss green lex luthor
>flashback to "grandma's day"
>she is a younger version of herself
>but it is something absurd like medieval times or even prehistoric times where she's a cavewoman
>flashback shows a bunch of trylobites and a proto-fish with grandma's face
>"Back in my day..."
>screen starts getting wavy and a harp starts playing
Kino. I don’t think I’ve seen something like this in ages. GG.
>Back in my day...
>my day...
>ᵐʸ ᵈᵃʸ...
>other character starts waving their arms to brush away the effect
>"We don't have time for that!"
>bad guy about land a killing blow on the hero
>grandma , out of no where, catches the punch mid-throw
>”not today, sonny”
>repent sinner shirt
>old photos or whatever
>grandma was an absolute fricking babe when she was younger
bonus points if she wasn't a bawd
>Final showdown between good guys and bad guy army
>Everybody was kung fu fighting plays
>Granny starts raping faster than Eminem
>Granny starts raping
Hot.
>freeze frame
>to see how I got in this situation, we gotta wind the clocks back a little bit
>WOAH WOAH WOAH NOT THAT FAR BACK
>Baba o'riley starts playing
>loud noise
>grandma dotters out of her room in a bathrobe she's holding closed, alarmed
>"it's nothing grandma go back to bed!"
>grandma dotters back and shuts the door
>shot of her bedroom with some 10/10 young foreign lover with a rose in his mouth and candles around
>he asks her what was wrong in his language which she inexplicably is fluent in to answer, as she rejoins him in bed
>due to hilarious miscommunication, male character climbs into bed with grandma
>next morning climbs out of bed, seeing dentures on nightstand
>friend catches him
>character talks about how it was the best sex he ever had
>sex situation occurs
>guy somehow doesn't realize it was a granny until after, when they snuggle up
What is this phenomenon called? I mean a lot of these are made up but they seem to depict a movie that I watched at some point. I can imagine all these scenes and go "ha yeah that is so typical" yet I can't think of a movie where it happened.
It's called a a reddit trope
It actually does hapen a lot, but media that uses such tropes is low quality and forgetable.
most of the posts is just one and the same joke. That's why it feels familiar.
Its just low effort israeli hollywood writers who need to add as many cliches as possible to every movie mad for the goy masses.
These are just israeli tropes made for an 80iq mulatto brown Amerimutt audience to spill their popcorn and high fructose drink laughing at le epic movie
all of these "end of movie dance party" memes are referencing shrek and other kids movie shlock in some capacity
>break into a house
>grandma is naked
NAKKID GRANDMA STEVE!!!!!
>the crazy ramblings of grandma, that everyone dismisses as senility, all end up being/coming true
That's just Simpsons Movie
>spygirl takes down a group of henchmen
>"how did you learn all that?"
>"I had 5 brothers"
>tough guy is terrorising town/family and armed to the teeth with mercs
>”go back inside old lady!”
>”old lady, well I never!”
>granny pulls out shot gun and kills merc
>Betty White does something an old lady wouldn't normally do
>kids having an armpit fart contest
>trying to see who can make the loudest and longest
>Grandma walks in
>IS THAT THE BEST YOU KIDS GOT? GET A LOAD OF THIS!
>she lets out a decibel-shattering fart that shakes the house
>”Grandma! We were using our arms.”
Heh, I won didn’t I?
name 17 kinos that feature this
Every single Nickelodeon original
?t=88
holy kino
literately Robots
This thread is comprised of posts from only 3 separate IP addresses. I know because my dad works for the internet.
>mom comes in and says. "Grandma is watching you tonight so no tricks, be on your best behavior"
>grandma ends up joining the boys in their hijinks instead
>grandma is a racist
mine too and that's why I love her
many such cases
Underrated kino
K I N O
is the sequel worth watching?
>kid playing videogames
>grandma asks to play
>"pfffff no way grandma"
>she picks up a controller and beats ass
>grandma gets in motorcycle chase
>the first strums of welcome to the jungle start playing
>grandma does a long bike jump in slow mo
>born to be wild starts playing
>grandma hard of sight
>friend used as a decoy for the person
>wonder how they're doing
>both working out while eye of the tiger blares
Big Fat Liar's funniest scene to me.
>The Boys Think They Have One On Foxy Grandpa
>But He Fools Them
>dance scene
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOUSE TONIGHT
>grandma starts rocking harder than green day
cute grandma
>MC is with his grandma when bad guys show up
>a massive brawl ensues
>MC knocks a guy out in front of grandma
>”Oh dear! I hope he’ll be alright.”
>bad guy starts strangling MC
>grandma bonks him with a cane
>”Nobody lays a finger on my cupcake but me!”
>grandma is slam dancing in the crowd after two siblings reconcile their differences and get the band back to together at the last minute to win the talent show/battle of the bands.
>basketball sequence
>grandma makes a glass shattering slam dunk
>hangs from the rim
>glass shatters while she sticks her tongue out
You guys are describing the most bottom of the barrel trash. None of the movies I watch have anything like this. The movies you're describing are like fictional movies you'd see in a cartoon, no serious movie has a final dance party scene, except for shitty animated kid's movies.
you need to watch highbrow shit like us patricians bro
>The movies you're describing are like fictional movies you'd see in a cartoon, no serious movie has a final dance party sc...
>1 star
Thanks for proving my point. Don't get me wrong, the thread is funny, but these are like stuff that everyone thinks are cliches but they don't actually exist.
Thats the point
I didn't watch the credits so I don't remember this. As far as I remember Slumdog Millionaire ended with Dev Patel meeting Freida Pinto. I don't remember the character's names.
The same kind of movies that would have this grandma stuff are crappy kid's movies. Slumdog Millionaire has a dance party scene but it's nothing like anything that's described here.
When do we get to genocide the autistics? They're so annoying.
>posts on Cinemaphile
>hates autistic people
I like the cool autists. I just don't like the autists who are basically just annoying morons.
He's just underaged. You only get these tropes if you were going to see shitty comedy movies in the late 90s/early 2000s theaters as a kid with your friends. You hoped you'd get to see boobs in them, and swearing in movies was still novel. You didn't watch them because they were kino, they were basically just background noise for puberty.
I don’t think we have to settle disagreements by asking for genocide
>Don't get me wrong, the thread is funny,
That is where it begins and ends, my dear autistic anon
>implying that Shrek and its sequels aren't serious works of art
I shiggy
Okay, I'll concede Shrek and Shrek 2 were good kid's movies.
>t. Never seen Druk, return of the jedi, eurotrip, any movie ending at a concert, Waynes world
Return of the Jedi doesn't count.
40 yr old virgin
Rat Race
These are tropes of teen comedy movies in the 2000s
Shit like Scary Movie, American Pie, movies with Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler in them
>Black people show approval
Okay I have to admit this was actually a decent movie. But you'll notice that these are all comedies.
>But you'll notice that these are all comedies.
Yes, they are rom-com / comedy tropes
you are very slow
Yeah ok mate sorry we don’t have pulp fiction on blu ray
Zootopia?
It is not a good look to not watch family movies. It means you don't have a family.
>no serious movie has a final dance party scene
get a load of this pleb
>Celebrate Good Times Come On starts playing
>someone threatens grandma with a pistol
>she pulls out a comically large shotgun
>nerdy white boy starts busting a move on the dance floor
>where did you come from cotton eye joe starts playing
>all the girls want to have sex with him
>black girl lowers her sunglasses in disbelief
>damn, dis whiteboi aight
>they're a couple for the rest of the movie
Road Trip (2000) - Kyle and Rhonda
Rip DJ qualls
F
remember when she was a comically fat woman?
I need to be smothered by the sista in red.
>movie ends with a benefits concert
>character is left alone on a room with his buddy's grandma
>she smiles, gets naked, takes off her teeth and starts making kissing sounds.
>2000s movie trailer
>I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE, WOAH OH
>grandma loses her dentures
>post-credits scene shows the dog smiling with oversized teeth
>dad says or does something stupid
>baby rolls his eyes
>nuthin personal sweetie
>teleports behind u
>her cat danced as well
>Cholos at a stoplight, sitting in their lowrider and listening to hip hop
>Granny rolls in beside them in a lowrider and the car starts bouncing
>Cholos nod in approval
>unsuspecting granny somehow at a raging party
>granny smokes out all the college students
I feel like I've seen half these tropes in Grandmas Boy
>characters have been through a huge adventure
>beating the villains, finding the treasure, and escaping near death many times over
>movie ends with them having a bbq cookout
fast and furious franchise
>there are dogs in an enclosure
>they escape from the enclosure
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>one of the villains is elderly
>grandma encounters villain
>they start flirting and fall in love
>final scene of the movie to tv special
>Grandma sits down
>"all in all it was a great Christmas... except for the fricking NIG-"
>"GRANDMA"
>laugh track
>credits
>talking jungle animals in decidedly non jungle animals situations
>ends with a dance party to [current big pop song]
>kids movie
>Can't Stop that Feeling
>I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT
I remember when this song got popular because of some animal movie that came out, Zootopia maybe? I was a teenager riding in the car with my mom when she put this song on cassette.
>Me: what is this?
>Mom: Oh I thought you might like this
I kinda just stared at the window in awkward silence with this song blasting.
It was madagascar are you fricking 13?
Yeah, your right it was Madagascar. All these animal computer animation movies are the same to me
lol look at this motherfricker pretending he didn't remember madagacar. shut the frick up pretentious gaylord
>animal movie
>its computer generated
>they all have a dance scene with a famous pop song
>MCs are big name hollywood people
>jokes are pop culture references
They are all literally the fricking same
yeah whatever go suck your wieners. we don't want you to die from cum thirst
I wish you luck in your transition
Your mom sounds very nice, anon
Underage
>OPEN THE DOOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>95 y/o grandpa starts smoking weed
>IM FREAKING OUT
> Go Shorty, It’s Your Birthday starts playing
>slow motion scene of grandma wearing sunglasses, a backwards hat, and gold chains, and throwing gang signs at the camera starts
Hi president of WB here
I'm stealing all these posts for our next movie. You saved my company!
>movie is about all these cool black people who hang out in a driveway
>car comes up and they're like "ayo who dat??" then the windows come down and there's green smoke as Method Man & Redman get out of the car
>Queen Latifah comes up and she has that funny neck-bob thing she does
>then all of a sudden this big, white fuzzy limo pulls up and they're like "who dat?!" and the door opens and Cedric the Entertainer comes out and he has this really funny hat on
>title card for the movie fades in as screen is filled with smoke: "The Driveway"
*tosses shoe*
OF COURSE ITS CALLED THE DRIVEWAY!!!
>what if grandma were hip with the urban black youth culture
truly peak american kino
>grandma is put in jail cell at a sheriff's office or some small county jail
>camera pans to the inmates sharing her cell, it's all tough black dudes or muscle-bound inked up gangsters
>camera back on granny, she audibly gulps
>several scenes later, the sheriff and/or the protagonist go to the jail cell to let the old lady out
>she's gained the trust and friendship of everyone in the cell including the thugs and they're either rapping with her or having a tea party/knitting with her
Name 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105 joints
>they turn up later in the movie to help her out
>they're wearing the sweater vests they were knitting earlier
holy frickin kino
>grandma is giving sage life advice to one of the young women in the holding cell
>camera zooms out to reveal she's been sitting on the toilet pooping the entire time
>main villain is giving a speech to his henchmen
>"I want him DEAD! I want his house burned to the ground, I want his eyes gouged out, I want him ripped limb from limb and-"
>Villains grandma walks in
>"whats going on in here boys?"
>"Ugh, nothing memaw we're just...discussing sports!"
>"ok dear, I made cookies if anyone wants some"
>"Thank you memaw, love you!"
>biggest meanest looking henchman gets excited and joyously says "COOKIES?!?!"
Better Call Saul
>later in the movie antagonist has MC tied up about to kill him
>grandma walks in
>”what’s going on here, I raised you better than that!”
>”yes grandma”
>let’s mc go
Wtf is this thread
>"grandma? What are YOU doing here??"
>Grandma rips off dress to reveal ninja outfit underneath
>Converts walker into nunchuks
>"You didn't think I'd let my grandson fight without help, did you?"
>character in a leather jacket and sunglasses enters
>Bad to the Bone starts playing
Well guys, it was a fun thread but unfortunately a bunch of queerball homosexuals had to up and ruin it.
>Grandma says "That's based!'
>Grandma, where did you learn that?
>"Cinemaphile!"
Rip
>t2s indian virgin PUA
threads like these make Cinemaphile worth it
>villain’s monologue is interrupted by a phone call from his grandma
>"You old haggard wrench, can't you see I'm busy?"
>"..."
>"I-I'm sorry okay..no, I'll be there I promise"
>"i love you too."
>the movie ending on a high note with music
>the two characters that hated each other bump into each other then kiss
>they go back to hating each other in the sequel
>the entire plot revolves around their shaky romance
>end of the trilogy
>fades into an overshot of a lovely picket fence house
>there's a man sitting at the table with a newspaper
>a woman walks in with a plate of food
>he puts down his newspaper and its revealed its the hating couple
>they kiss
>she walks away
>he puts his newspaper back up
>lowers it just a bit
>winks into the camera
>kid down the block poses as pizza delivery guy to get in
>grandma walks out of the market with her family
>then some teenager on a skate board bumps ito her
>grandma ends up raiding the skateboard through the parking lot, park, and a local fiesta
>after destroying a couple food stands she lands on the pile of pillows
>worried family that chased her all the way find her smiling
>grandma says: "I want to do it again!"
my sides
>Hey grandma what happened to your dentures!
> cuts to the family dog who smiles with her teeth with a sparkle sound effect
>grandma takes a hit off a joint
>the effects on her are similar to LSD
>Young handsome guy walking at the park
>sexy woman starts walking in his path
>I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
>cuts back to back to guy being in awe and girl smiling
>Guy walks past woman and hooks arms with granny that was behind her the entire time
>Granny looks back and winks
Yes
>character holding something that isn't a weapon suddenly finds themself in danger
>"stay back, i've got a [thing] and i'm not afraid to use it"
>grandma starts riding her racal down the street
>LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
>granny is dressed up like Trinity and knows kung fu