Final Destination is a good movie series to watch if you never want to do anything without being paranoid ever again.
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Final Destination is a good movie series to watch if you never want to do anything without being paranoid ever again.
>tanning beds
>normal
I don't know why women want to look like shriveled prunes
Seriously, they are absolutely terrible for your skin, I don't understand why women do it.
I still get acne on my chest, so tanning helps to cover it up.
Gross, try taking a shower at-least 3 times a week dude.
After this scene, somehow me and a few friends found ourselves in a junkyard and happened upon a tanning bed.
The damage we did to that thing before the glass actually broke was insane-- and yeah I know part of the movie is that the bulbs get so hot it weakens the glass, but we were in a junkyard in ratfrick dessert Texas in the middle of summer. The glass was already too hot to touch. We pounded that shit with hammers, bats, crowbars, we dropped a cinderblock onto it from the crane neck and that finally shattered some of it.
Glass was mega thick. Like as thick as CRT screens, which we also used to destroy.
One of the best scenes are the more Rube Goldberg machine types-- like when the main dude from the movie is living alone in a cabin, eating tuna cans, and through the most Tom and Jerry moment it almost gets him.
Or the one in the tub with the retractable shower head or w.e
Though I will say the pile up was pretty cool and them deconstructing it to figure out who would die when to know their place in the dominoes. Kino moment, especially as the elevator scene is happening.
Most of the deaths are convoluted bullshit the writers have to contrive to make happen.
Except for the pileup in the beginning of the 2nd one because driving is insanely dangerous yet very common.
>Most of the deaths are convoluted bullshit the writers have to contrive to make happen.
That's the point, they wouldn't normally die, the deaths being contrived is the story of final destination
Which of the five hundred movies was it where the cheap kitchen knife falls off the counter and somehow manages to stab the guy through his fricking sternum? Jesus, that was so fricking dumb. Thinking about it is making me angry.
In real life people die for dumber things the difference is that the final destination is about an actual entity chasing these people like nightmare on elm street but actually scary and well made
rewatched them all recently, they’re all ok movies. the nascar one was probably the shittiest
my roommate and i just watched all of them over the past 2 days
fricking hilarious movies, nice touch in 5 where a survivor just says frick it and starts murdering people
For me it's the Nail Gun Kill. For you?
The little kid getting squished by glass in 2 I've only seen 2
Same bro
The pool or laser eye one
Yea the laser eye one surely stopped people from getting corrective surgery.
It surely stopped me
I don't remember it exactly or what movie it was from but the guy getting his head eviscerated by an entire engine block that shot out of a car that was rear-ended behind him.
That's in 3.
lol owned
nail gun is up there. but my memories of seeing the guy strangle himself on the shower curtain cord as a child sticks with me. it seemed so fricking dark and plausible at the time
okay i just rewatched it and it seems pretty silly now but still
Bath one from the first movie is the best. Before they went all Looney Tunes.
The average wall-mounted towel bar can't even hold a wet towel without collapsing and taking a chunk of the drywall with it and yet I'm supposed to believe that thin-ass cord can not only support a full grown man but do it long enough to strangle him to death?
Yes because shut up.
I get slightly uncomfortable whenever I get close to one of these homies on freeways ever since I saw Final Destination as a kid.
>slightly
At a glance there's at least 3 completely unsecured logs on that truck that could fall off at any moment.
>At a glance there's at least 3 completely unsecured logs on that truck that could fall off at any moment.
are you moronic? the weight of the logs on top that are secure keep the ones under it in place, get a god damn job and shave your side burns, maybe a paper route on the weekends, and learn how to give a firm hand shake pip squeak!
There are 3 at the very top that the straps are not even touching, moron. They're only """secured""" by gravity and the friction to the neighboring logs.
>wasn't paranoid during everyday life before watching Final Destination movies
ngmi
>if you never want to do anything without being paranoid ever again
Am I the only one that stopped being afraid of literally everything after spending years on Cinemaphile?
all frogposters need to die like this
But only after all you redditors.
The tanning beds to coffins cut is so great.
I thought that was nice too
I'm already hypervigilant from a childhood of abuse & poverty. It's exhausting & I hate it
Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own Final Destination™
Huh, as an adult i've been diagnosed with severe anxiety and random onset panic attacks.
I was really poor as a childhood and grew up in a dangerous shithole.
I wonder if there is a correlation?
Final Destination>>>>>>>Saw
Any oldgays have an answer on why the dvd release of part 2 took over a year to hit the shelves? I watched it in theaters and it's the only movie I recall that took forever to get on dvd when the average was 3-4 months
>Hey before we go down, want to hear a funny story? I once missed a flight because some kid sperged out on the plane. Turned out to be a good thing I did.
I live in Maine, the home of logging trucks...
One of the sequels actually reduced accidents for a few years up here.
watching every one when I was like 7 really fricked me up
My much older sister used to babysit me until I was like 12 and she didn't give a shit and kept watching all these fricking torture porn gore movies while I was just on the floor playing with bionicles. I very definitely remember seeing this tanning bed scene while I was building bionicles.
It's probably why I ended up really disliking gore and violence, I associate them with having to spend time with my sister.
I was 15 when the first one came out
Is final destination some sort of lovecraftian horror? A random person gets premonition powers to avoid death only to be chased by a cosmic force that kills everyone in a brutal away and always wins.
Saying that the stair scene and the barbacue fricked me up
Isn't there one scene in one movie where the force directly manipulates matter rather than manipulating what could be considered circumstance?
The premise of the first movie was that the main characters were supposed to have died and Death was merely righting the scales so that everything was as it should be. It was an impersonal tale about how you can't cheat the reaper.
The movies that came after ignore all of that entirely so they can have flimsy, nonsensical excuses for elaborate and brutal kill scenes with no rhyme or reason.
What are you guys thoughts on the alternative ending on the first one? I quite like it.
that stupid blonde bawd deserved it