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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, ANOTHER white guy Bond? Boring and disappointing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >((aaron))
      >~~*(taylor-johnson*~~
      >33

      >~~*~~*white*~~*~~
      >66
      it's a ritual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        An humilliation one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >israeli anglo plays Bond
        and your problem is?
        seems like perfect casting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll try to be respectful here. If you want to see a colored man playing James Bond, why don't you make your own spy franchise instead of pushing your agenda into someone else's thing? I truly believe the reason you don't do it is because you know other minority people won't go see your "black" Bond because they don't really give a rats ass about James Bond. So I must ask, who are would we be making him a black for if this isn't a black interest?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're doing a bit, aren't you? I think you're a doing a bit.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelites cant be Bond

    I would have taken that one big Black person actor over this. Blacks atleast have soul even if they are usually rotten.
    israelites are soulless and trigger disgust in normal people.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millions of postmenopausal women suddenly started ovulating again.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, this is even more baffling than people seeing gosling as anything other than a nerd.
    just why, just fricking why.. this is not a man, he's literally a victim of grooming by an older woman when he was a minor, that's not badass at all, that sounds like a victim's backstory to me, and James Bond is not a victim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James bond is not a victim
      Bond isn't a victim. Bond isn't real. Johnson is an actor. He can pull off intimidating too, pic rel.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbf I'd frick him (no homo)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much love from sneedistan.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Charming and wonderful" means it's not him. If it were then he wouldn't be commenting until the Broccoli woman says he can. It's basically his agent putting out stories to raise his profile and get him work.

    Matt Smith will be the next James Bond.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good and sensible choice.
      >young
      >seasoned
      >can do both action and comedy

      Craig publicly spoke about Bond in DETAIL before being chosen. This means nothing. He is the next James Bond and I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS FOR FRICKING AGES. I told you it would be revealed in April.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm neither a racist nor an antisemite but I dislike his casting mainly because he looks boyish. Like he could grow a beard or a moustache but he still looks boyish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James bond is not a victim
      Bond isn't a victim. Bond isn't real. Johnson is an actor. He can pull off intimidating too, pic rel.

      Yes.

      Also, he's ugly and has zero masculine charisma.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad.
    Kind of a goofy looking face I suppose. He’s no Roger Moore

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't fit, he's got weak facial features

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt fit he's not a black transwomyn

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >According to The Sun, a source said: “Bond is Aaron’s job, should he wish to accept it. The formal offer is on the table and they are waiting to hear back.
    >The Sun
    Tabloid trash. The opposite is likely true.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could've been worse, could've been better. Bond is still dead so frick it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i don't see all the hubbub about who plays bond
      it's completely irrelevant if the movies are going to be in the same vein as the craig ones, and i see no reason to think that they won't be
      in other words, it might as well not exist since i shan't be watching

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chaim Bond

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This gay already played the famous Scottish Knight James Douglas (not israeli)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quick we need to distract from Kate Middleton having been dead for months
    Why is England like this?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've seen Bullet Train, you know he's the best choice for Bond. He BTFO'd Brad fricking Pitt in terms of screen presence and charisma.

    BONDKINO IS SAVED. DANIEL CRAIG IS FINISHED. HALLELUJAH.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least he doesn't look like a tough slab of meat like daniel craig did
      what an ugly fricking peasant-looking beast craig is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. That homosexual saying APOLOGIZE to Craig and the wienersuckers agreeing need to kysthemselves. I WILL NEVER EVER FRICKING ACCEPT CRAIG. I'm glad he's gone and ATJ is an absolutely perfect choice for a young, new James Bond. He will bring back Piercestyle Bond. They starred in a movie together as father and son in 2009 called The Greatest. He will herald back the fun and cool Bond Pierce embodied.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. That homosexual saying APOLOGIZE to Craig and the wienersuckers agreeing need to kysthemselves. I WILL NEVER EVER FRICKING ACCEPT CRAIG. I'm glad he's gone and ATJ is an absolutely perfect choice for a young, new James Bond. He will bring back Piercestyle Bond. They starred in a movie together as father and son in 2009 called The Greatest. He will herald back the fun and cool Bond Pierce embodied.

        Daniel Craig started out OK, I guess. He could have been promising. His hair was maybe a shade lighter than Roger Moore's ever was, though he was playing a more buff, modern tough-guy seeming version of James Bond that tried a bit too hard to be like Jason Bourne. It's still pretty weird to me that Daniel Craig was billed as the new young guy for Casino Royale, and that sort of stuck with Quantum of Solace, but by the next film, Daniel Craig in Skyfall and subsequent movies is billed as the old James Bond, at times in and out of retirement from the service. Did Craig's looks age quite fast for a Bond actor, for them to go from saying he's the young Bond to turning him into an old man Bond?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bond is meant to be slightly old and just over the hill. He's never been some young bright-eyed bushy-tailed agent

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bond isn't supposed to be some manlet Russian gay gay either. Plus, the character changing and adapting is what keeps the movies alive. I'd take a young and energetic Bond. The movies never gave a shit to adapt the Fleming Bond. Bond is just the persona for the action hero archetype popular at the time. It was never about Fleming's Bond. James Bond is it's own beast.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even though bond is meant to be 30 in CS, I agree. Bond works when he’s a man, and these men just aren’t that anymore. It’s a testament to how good Connery was, because he was 29 and had the masculine swagger of a 40 year old.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought casino royale was terrible and i don't understand how anyone thinks differently
          the first 30 mins of the movie are completely irrelevant and could be cut out, and what follows afterwards is really mid
          >mads doesn't really get a chance to shine and his character is worse than the villain he played in dr strange
          >eva green doesn't get sexo
          even the end is dramatic and a big downer, in a way that i genuinely think does not fit james bond OHMSS was shit too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It ruined Fleming's novel and story with dumb pajeet action. If anyone thinks that movie is anything but a cheap fricking Bourne knockoff that is embarassed of being Bond then they are subhuman. Bond ended with DAD and is now reborn with Aaron Taylor.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm pretty sure the only reason they frontloaded it with action the way they did was to get all the morons to sit there patiently waiting for more
              in reality the movie should've started in a mysterious way with him just hooking up with eva on the train, there's 0 reason for anything that takes place before that scene
              and if they wanted to make mads a mustache-twirling villain, then they should've given him some fun stuff to do, the ball-torture scene i think is just boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shooping his face into cruise-woo kino
      What did xe mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made that to help people visualize how he'd look as James Bond. I look at ATJ and can immediately guess the angle. They'll go for a young, energetic Bond who wears more casual clothes and is modern in a good way. He probably will keep his normal medium-length brown hair. He also looks great in a tuxedo. This is the best day ever. THANK GOD (Barbara)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he's sort of a throwback to Timothy Dalton and GoldenEye era Pierce Brosnan in looks, at least with the hair length.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. If any Bondfan isn't on cloud nine with this casting, they're not a Bondfan. My dad is even more HARDCORE Bond than me and has been since the 70's and he told me ATJ is the best choice they could get. He sees the potential in him and that he looks more of a real man (sans the voice which is no problem) than Craig who looks like a homo. Barbara, I APOLOGIZE.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has chronic gayface what are you talking about

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not true. He looks boyish which is what they're going to angle on to make him stand out but he's definitely matured and ready to be a superstar 10 years after he was said to be the next big thing. Well, he's James fricking Bond. Doesn't get any bigger or A-list making than that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullet train is exactly why he ISN’T bond. He’s a whiny, squeaky voiced dork who is the exact opposite of what bond should be. He comes off as a sidekick in a bad comedy movie. He’s not convincing enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He showed promise. The way he did both quipping and fighting and the way he looked and moved in a suit. Exactly like Connery. Like a big junglecat. I especially liked how he looked holding a gun in Bondian fashion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just trying to justify your feelings and you’re making a bad case. This will marvel tiger shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He LITERALLY was a sidekick in a bad comedy movie. The character wasn't like Bond, but it shows that he could play Bond.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm saying. It was his Layer Cake. He looked cool and suave when moving in that blue suit. You notice the potential.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a gay? i'm watching an interview with him right now and his hand movements and body language are incredibly fricking homosexual
    please tell me they didn't hire another gay to play james bond

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't matter how he is in real life, by that logic even Roger Moore was homosexual. Watch Bullet Train. He's the best choice for Bond there is. BONDKINO IS FRICKING SAVED, BARBARA I APOLOGIZE.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a victim. She got him when he was 18 and never let go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, macron is also dating an old hag, but he doesn't have a homosexual feeling to him
        this ATJ gives me the vibe of a flaming homosexual who is technically with a woman because she probably gets off to watching him frick other men

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >macron
          >doesn't have a homosexual feeling to him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            compared to this guy? i don't think so
            macron's gayginess just comes natural because he's french

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, so we don't get the black woman, trans or anyhing, we get a israelite, must be the final times

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name's Bond, יַעֲקֹב Bond

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throughout the casting process he was the lead the whole time. I don't know if this is normal for a Bond but it's been going on for at least 2 years now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbara's process is she finds some hot young actor in a semi-popular movie
      >ATJ/Bullet Train
      >Daniel Craig/Layer Cake
      and then waits until they accept. She's been on ATJ ever since Bullet Train came out. If nothing else, she got it right this time than with Craig.

      [...]
      Daniel Craig started out OK, I guess. He could have been promising. His hair was maybe a shade lighter than Roger Moore's ever was, though he was playing a more buff, modern tough-guy seeming version of James Bond that tried a bit too hard to be like Jason Bourne. It's still pretty weird to me that Daniel Craig was billed as the new young guy for Casino Royale, and that sort of stuck with Quantum of Solace, but by the next film, Daniel Craig in Skyfall and subsequent movies is billed as the old James Bond, at times in and out of retirement from the service. Did Craig's looks age quite fast for a Bond actor, for them to go from saying he's the young Bond to turning him into an old man Bond?

      He was always shit and unfit. Bondkino is saved and the DARK AGES are over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever. Craig was pure charisma, and thats what Bond is all about. Ive seen this kids movies, he just doesnt have IT. Its not for him. You will see

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Craig was pure charisma
          roflmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kid doesnt have it. He will tryhard the role into suck. Craig was sublime. Craig is a good actor chief. A damn good one.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're insane

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Craig was sublime. Craig is a good actor chief. A damn good one.
              Been to any gay bars, by chance, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Craig was pure charisma
          >Craig
          >fricking Daniel Craig
          have a nice day for uttering this.

          You’re just trying to justify your feelings and you’re making a bad case. This will marvel tiger shit.

          Bond has always been an avatar for the actor portraying him. No different than Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan. They all served Terence Young's vision of Bond which is a wolf in a tux, a carefree male fantasy. The specifics can vary and that's the beauty and why it's lasted for 60 years.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing personnel kid

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one cares about your moronic opinions about avatar you blue skinned cuck

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be Cavill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cavillgays STILL are this delusional
      IT'S OVER LET IT GO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the official announcement from Barbara Broccoli? Show me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barbara found her new Daniel Craig. I'm the anon who said he had a relative who works for EON and said that ATJ is the new Bond and come March-April they'd announce him. She never even considered Cavill. She's wanted ATJ since NTTD finished it's theatrical run.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She never even considered Cavill.
            nobody in their right mind would ever consider cavill
            Cinemaphile is full of a bunch of fricking manchildren who have been emotionally manipulated by that homosexual pretending to be le epic nerd or whatever
            but cavill is a terrible actor, he doesn't have a single thing he's good in
            he was in bad in the tudors, he was bad in superman, he was bad in argylle
            he looks stunning, no doubt about that, but that's really not enough, and certainly not at his age

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and certainly not at his age
              Everything you said falls flat once you talk about age. Shitty excuse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? he's already 40, which is pretty old for a guy who should be able to spearhead a franchise for the next 10-20 years
                look at what happened with craig, since they thought he was getting too old, there was pressure to pump out as much garbage as possible before it was too late
                casting a guy in his early 30s is much better, this gives them flexibility to make the movies when they're ready and to have enough time to make a solid 4-5 movies without forcing them out every other year
                with a guy in his 30s they can make them feel like an event and release a bond film every 3-4 years without pressure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bond movies don't need to be every blue moon. The Brosnan movies were two years apart and they were events on the virtue of being Bond movies TRUE Bond movies and that they were amazing theater experiences. They were both quality and quantity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                except that isn't really how things are done anymore and i don't think many actors like to feel like they're completely trapped to a franchise as if they were chained to a tv show
                doing one every two years means they have time for maybe one minor project on the side, if that, depending on how long they want to rest
                giving the actor more breathing room won't just ensure they feel more positively towards the role, but it will help the brand as well since their popularity coming from other movies will just add to the overall success of the franchise

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The industry is in free-fall and James Bond is the only guarranted money-maker left. The timing is also one to consider, anon. He accepts publicly the role AFTER Madame Web bombs. Why? He knows the Sony movies are a cancer and he's about to star in one so him accepting Bond acts like a bullet proof vest for when that movie bombs to shreds. ATJ doesn't do that many movies anyway. He does one every 2 years and him taking the Bond role does insinuate he's going to settle for Bond (how can't you? it's fricking Bond) and not do much else since he's won the golden ticket that all of Hollywood would kill for.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. He's a woman's idea of James Bond. He'd tank the franchise. What you need right now isn't some boring copy of the older ones but a new and fresh take that's contemparary but also feels uniquely James Bond hence Aaron Johnson. It'd be like if they stuck with Lazenby in the 70's instead of Moore who rejuvinated the Bond franchise.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't have a single thing he's good in
              The Man from U.N.C.L.E. That role was James Bond in all but name.
              >he looks stunning, no doubt about that
              That's honestly the gayest shit I ever heard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And gay face isn’t a bad actor? Because he’s been forgettable to bad in everything I’ve seen him in.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll be honest, i haven't seen him in much, but he'd have to be really bad to be worse than henry cavill
                cavill has given a miserly performance in everything i've ever seen him in, and despite being gorgeous he exudes 0 charisma

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not trying to defend Cavill. I think he’s mediocre, but he, unlike Johnson has shown that he can play upper class, which is something that They need to make bond feel like bond. People seem to forget that bond is basically a high class psycho path. Only brosnan and dalton have managed to show that, and that’s why they were so good. Neither are excellent actors, but they fit the role.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dalton is an excellent actor on his own, Brosnan doesn't need to be. He was born to be Bond. I think jury's out on Aaron Johnson until we see him in a tuxedo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                brosnan is a terrible example, anon
                go rewatch goldeneye and see how sean bean mogs the frick out of pierce brosnan with his superior acting chops
                like the evil villain is unironically a thousand times more compelling because sean can be emotive and knows how to slide into the role

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the thing I said? That he isn’t an excellent actor. Read what was written pal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like ATJ or Cavill for the role. But at the same time I haven't been able to come up with a pick of my own that would be better. The current generation of actors British actors are either Tom Holland style twinks or have that chav footballer/squaddie vibe like Taron Egerton.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ATJ or nobody. Cavill has baby hands and is too buff.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody
                I'm sure there's some mostly unknown actor at the RSC or something that would absolutely kill it. Shame they don't seem interested in finding him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is not otherwise he would've been chosen. They don't need John Brinkleworth some homosexual theater actor, they need someone who's seasoned and experienced.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't hold a candle for Cavill but Bond doesn't require a skilled actor. A workman's all that's necessary.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cavill played a mediocre Bond pastiche in a parody film and his boytoys to this day think he can pull it off, it's insane.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He could for the time but that's moreso to Craig being so abysmal that the alternative is enhanced by virtue of that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you please stop abbreviations fricking everything

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said he'd be the new Bond and that he'd be announced in this time frame we're in right now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's all fake? Got it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking Sky is reporting it. It's over. He's the new Bond.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too old. He'll probably be one and done like Lazenby if they need someone at the last minute to fill the shoes before moving on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Too old.
        This excuse has been overused by Gunngays or anyone against Cavill. He is the perfect choice and you know it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill is pre-bald, he'll be a full cueball within 5 years

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense that a israeli person be Bond.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a Bond movie with above average performances. I don't know why you guys care so much about the casting of the least important character in the series. People only care about the hot girls and the luxury cars anyways.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong in that people shouldn't expect shitty Oscarbait acting out of Bond but you're wrong in that Bond is not important. He's the main attraction as are the girls and the action. You can't have one without the other, the whole package must come.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thos ATJ kod already sucks. He doesnt have the IT factor. He looks like hes about to cry and suck wiener.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very gay israeli James Bond

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than Craig.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kick Ass and Age of Ultron
    For some reason I had always been sure that was also the gay from Napoleon Dynamite, I had to look it up when that article didn't mention it.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one homosexual who's gay for Aaron really ruined the thread with their samegayging

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay for Aaron, I just think he's a decent choice and most importanly, Craig is officially history. I'm very happy with this.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only people I know who are excited about this are my mom, my sister, and my female friends, they all think he's hot.
    my dad thinks he's too young and boyish, uncle says he looks like a homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's bad? A Bond has to be irresistible to women. He looks like a boyish gigachad. Plus, they'd fix him up and tailor him for Bond which by then he'd look even better. It's a good fit for the time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bond movies are for guys, not for girls. He has to be attractive but guys have to think he's manly and cool. If all we got going is that the chicks think he's hot might as well get a korean pretty boy to be Bond

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Bond lives or dies on if men want to be him. He's boyish for sure, has a high pitched voice but can you truly say you wouldn't kill to be him? That's what I'm saying. You put him in some good suits, groom him and get him clean shaved with a nice haircut to accomodate his long brown hair like with Tom Cruise and you have a great Bond. I feel like this will be another Heath Ledger situation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I feel like this will be another Heath Ledger situation.
            We can only hope

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek but I hope not because then they'll just use it to cast some black trans jaguar.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for GILF cooch.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he seems a little too "I love to be flashy" like if James Bond also wanted to be a gigolo.

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