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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slam DUNC

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you saying it's boring?
    Because I was engaged the entire way to the point I was surprised when it ended because it didn't feel like a long time to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced everyone that thought DUNC was boring is a low attention-span chimp that enjoys MCU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was it meaningfully different from marvel? Seriously the last marvel i watched and tried to pay attention to was captain america winter soldier and dunc seemed about the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boring is wrong word, I would say EMPTY is more accurate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Had you actually read the books, you'd know most of the text consists of the thoughts and feelings of various characters with little action. Sorry you're an illiterate moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you'd think they'd know not to bother adapting things where 90% of it is exposition/inner monologues
            just doesn't work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dune is notorious for being a novel that cannot be properly adapted for that very reason, but Villeneuve did quite a good job on this one. The set pieces are boring and minimal like they are in BR 2049, but I can't get too angry about that since Arrakis is, after all, a desert planet with not a lot going on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Had you actually read the books, you'd know most of the text consists of the thoughts and feelings of various characters with little action. Sorry you're an illiterate moron.

            this should make a movie adaption shorter, not longer. the tension and whatnot should be showed through ACTING instead of constant narration or added scenes or whatever. they should break the movie up into chapters though and have a narrator at the start of each to help info dump and set the scene

            its like they have some personal rule against doing things that will work and fix their issues. the narration at the beginning of fellowship of the rings movie is one of the most iconic scenes from the entire trilogy and the intro to each movie are just examples of what im suggesting for a single movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >low attention-span chimp that enjoys MCU
        You say that like it wasn't Dunc's target audience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why does he raise his visor and stand still posing in the middle of a battle?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Paul is still young, and he hasn't quite gotten a grasp on the Voice yet. He's having a revelation mid battle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the director said "how can I turn Dune into capeshit?" and this was what he came up with

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Precisely!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wasnt it like a dream/vision

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this was a fricking dream sequence jesus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's okay if the cinematography and effects are shit if it's a dream sequence

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but being shit was all a dream tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >post the only thing 20 seconds of the movie resembling capeshit with any shitty cinematography and effects
              >this means the same applies to the rest of the movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The rest isn't capeshit but it is, literally, visually shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the entire point of fighting with swords and daggers in the universe is because people use personal shields. why arent they using shields? if they arent using shields, why not just shoot the dumb homosexuals? this question still stands even if its a dream sequence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you must enjoy the MCU
        Duncgays are so insecure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sci-fi books are boring and do not belong in cinema. I enjoy their premises and plot twists, so it’s fine if directors take SOME things from a book.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit that it seemed to make sure to touch on all the plotpoints but there was zero soul behind it
    It was like a wikipedia plot synopsis in movie form

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL. I didn't even get bored, I just thought it was bad. The casting was terrible, the acting was flat, the special effects were all used on the ornithopters, it was cringe-level woke, it had no real cohesive set or costume design. It felt like exactly what it was, an older beloved sci-fi novel made profoundly moronic by modern Hollywood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arrakeans have a natural dark complexion, so it's not like Zendaya or any other darkie would've made a difference to you morons. You'd all be screeching about woke shit without having read the book.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you bringing race into this first says a lot about you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about the image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it was cringe-level woke
      in what way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how was it woke?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The post-colonial narrative has no place in Dune. The Fremen framing themselves as victims and the narration in the beginning framing it as Harkonnens surpressing the Fremen were completely out of character and flat out wrong. I realised there and then movie didn't get ir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I was quite disappointed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >faithfully
    bwahahahahaha, not this decade

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it'd have to be a 12 episode series to adapt the first book

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >faithfully
    >Black folk

    uuuuhhhh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    literally every other adaption was better than this movie and more true to the books

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Name one other modern director who could make a high-budget, non-capeshit sci-fi blockbuster in 2021 and still have it as be close to the source material as this was?
    I'm not saying the opposite why you repond to my post you fricking moronic Black person homosexual with AIDS

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >non-capeshit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it
    Dont care about muh books if I want the book I'll read it
    Farewell

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Name one other modern director who could make a high-budget, non-capeshit sci-fi blockbuster in 2021 and still have it as be close to the source material as this was
    Cameron

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >faithfully

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They better go weird as frick with the next installment. The throat singer ritual and bdsm spider wasn’t enough to break up the bland desert and interior shots

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like this movie was made for me. I was genuinely shocked to see people think it was boring, but whatever. As long as it continues being adapted, I'll keep watching.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rewriting Paul and Leto into a human-feeling good-guy father-son pair wasn't a good choice, and the guy playing Duncan felt really out of place, like basically just a Marvel character plopped in a different universe. I didn't like his attitude or self-assured humour, he completely clashed with the hyper-professional feel of the setting and characters which was otherwise carried out faithfully - even in Paul and Leto, comparatively.
    Only other complaint is that they didn't explain Mentats. I don't want or need every tidbit of worldbuilding to be explained, but literally half of why Paul is special is because he has both Mentat and Bene Gesserit training.
    Otherwise it did relatively well at conveying the tone and story, which is quite impressive. Probably the best we're ever going to get out of a Dune adaptation, and people were right decades ago when they said it was unadaptable.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never read books
    movie was great
    I hope he fricks his mom cuz Zendaya is ugly as frick (yeah zoomers, you have shit taste)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That fan-made poster has more color than the entire movie

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie finally hits the TV channels
    >frick yeah Dunc!
    >10 mins in
    >ZzzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzz
    Honestly best night aid in years

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've never seen a movie's quality drop so hard in the second half before

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just like the book, then.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you get to the rushed as frick ending of the first book.

    One minute he's lost everyone, then 4 chapters later oh no everyone relevant is back and I killed all my enemies.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you like the baron which book is he the best in?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How good is DUNC's soundtrack compared to David Lynch's version?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew that dividing one book into two movies would result in a draw out snooze fest.

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