Finally got around to watching this. Good grief, what a piece of shit. It makes the 2013 movie look like a masterpiece.
>terrible writing
>terrible acting
>generic digital cinematography
>goofy looking zoomer troony cast with no charisma and no character to give a shit about
>completely predictable and formulaic
>everything is CGI
>when it's not referencing the other Evil Dead movies it's ripping off Resident Evil 2
I don't know what's worse between it and the Netflix Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Both feel like horrible fan projects that completely miss the mark of what they're supposed to be emulating. It looks like it made them plenty of money, so I can understand why Sam Raimi and Rob Tappert signed off on it, but I wish they would have more integrity about this shit.
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>Davies portrayed one of the main characters, the teenage boy Danny, in Evil Dead Rise, the 2023 instalment of the Evil Dead franchise.[3]
>Davies was born 27 November 2001 and grew up as female Morgan Linda Davies and grew up in Sydney's suburb Rozelle with a single mother.[2] He first came out as a transgender to his mother and close friends at the age of 13 and came out publicly in 2020
I knew there wasn't something right about the character. You can always sniff out a troony.
I could have saved her
I’m fricking dumb. I thought Danny was supposed to be a girl the whole movie and that Danny/Dan was short for Danielle because she was a tomboy/lesbian or like how some women go by Alex or Chris. I didn’t know they were supposed to be a male character.
I could easily overpower and break that little homosexual twink back into a girl.
One night of ecstasy and corrective rape will have her begging to be wearing dresses
Lol
“Grew up as a female”
Okay so it’s a female then. As it was then it is now.
They copied the creature from color from outerspace
it's basically a take off from shit like The Thing thoughie
I saw a lot of Resident Evil 2 in the movie. The main protag and little girl were basically Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin. The mom going after the little girl was William Birkin hunting Sherry to infect her. The indoor parking lot looks exactly like the one from RE2. The mom absorbs other organic matter to turn into a big mutated monster. There's even a shot where she's got the little girl cornered in the back of a truck that looks like a ripoff of the final subway train boss fight. I'm surprised they didn't finish her with a rocket launcher, but instead they put her through the wood chipper so they could "reference" (rip off) ED2013 instead with the raining blood. I don't know how these complete hacks keep landing jobs. Nobody comes up with anything original. Nobody needs to, I guess.
There is nothing original anymore thoughie every idea was already taken in the first few years of science fiction and fantasy digests from the 1930s through 50's
They also made her behave exactly like Jack from Resident Evil 7. It's a grim day when movies have to rip off video games instead of the other way around.
You Black folk are moronic, it was nothing like resident evil 2, you just have absolutely correlation to anything outside of your zoomer tunnels
Resident Evil 2 came out in 1998, but what makes the inspiration likely is that a remake came out a few years ago, was very successful, and a hack like this would and could capitalize on that by ripping themes from it
>If I say a bunch of unrelated nonsense I can claim it is truth
Mhm
Video games are bigger and more influential than ever, which is part of the reason why standards have fallen in movie productions. There's a low chance this and other modern horror movies aren't influenced by popular horror games.
>If I just keep babbling it will make me think I am smart
color from outerspace copied the creature from The Thing
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044121/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0905372/
Also Elden Ring vibes
Why are all the actors Australian?
She was good casting though
she sexo
>no boys in main cast
DROPPED. I want young and handsome main characters.
Evil Dead Rising is the story of a women who overcomes the liberal brain virus that infected her entire family by choosing motherhood and the care of her bawd sisters daughter over a life of being a drug abusing groupie and cum bucket in a woke leftist hellscape. No wonder you guys hate it.
>raising someone else's kid is actually BASED!
literally her own blood
fricking kys you degenerate family hating leftist homosexual
Would you let your brother impregnate your wife?
no, but if my brother died i would take care of his kid
Sounds more like feminist power fantasy to me, seen this shit before nowadays, thinking of Prey.
Also like the doctor on Jurassic World 3 she's gonna need no men in her life to have and raise the baby.
I don't like feminism cancer and besides i don't get how you're justifying putting actual lgbt leftists liberal in the movie just cause you see some fricking allegory in it or whatever.
I mean, in the end it's cool to have "inclusion" and "diversity" in our movies if they get btfo, this is the new twist now.
The cognitive dissonance on some feminists nowadays...
he was being sarcastic anon
>goofy looking zoomer troony cast with no charisma and no character to give a shit about
this is all you actually care about right?
Casting is important to a movie production. You want people with some stage presence and who are photogenic.
my point is the reason this thread was actually made and why they are actually mad about the movie is that single point
Then your point is null. The movie was bad overall and for many reasons. Entirely forgettable.
just admit you use movies to whine about your pet political issues in disguise as cinema critiques, this board has basically become a politics board
The OP listed several complaints, one of which is a poor cast. If you have anything positive to say about this movie, I dare you to post it.
You seriously need to talk to a psychiatrist if you think people need an ulterior motive for thinking Evil Dead Rise is a shit film. And if you just can’t handle people casually throwing around the word troony, you shouldn’t have left /tttt/.
i hated how literally no one was reacting to anything happening. the most horrifying things these literal kids will ever witness and they just stared blankly with the same expression every time
>blue skinned, lacerated corpse with drowning victim bloated eyes walks down hallway vomiting 10 gallons of white goo
>"mom? are you okay???"
>new bad, older one not as bad now
fricking evil dead used to be scary wild looking inventive creatures now it's yellow contact lenses.. sure they have that thing in the finale but it was nothing like the original monsters
But isn't CGI smiling lady better than this?
i know you ask ironically but that lady was the only real good thing in the film, but underused...
she has cartoonish features that made the makeup good... but of course no, the fat thing from the basement was better than anything in this
wtf are you on about evil dead was never about scary things it was about funny campy over the top b movie tier horror tropes.
The first Evil Dead was pure horror. 2 was where they turned it comedic.
the first one was inadvertently comedic and none of the presented horror elements were original or even scary they caused people to laugh
It's regarded as one of the scariest horror movies of all time, but like any horror movie, it's of its era and won't have the same effect generations later. Evil Dead Rise doesn't even have that effect now, in its own era. I spent the whole movie just groaning at every character's lines and what the writer thought was the edgiest, sickest shit imaginable, very much like Evil Dead 2013, but in this it's even dumber.
where did you imagine these things? no it wasn’t and it’s never been thought of that way. It was laughable when it was released and not thought of as intensely scary.
Like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Exorcist, it caught on as a horror icon because it was intense and scary.
It caught on because comedic levels of gore, low budget used and the way the acting came across. there’s a big difference between scary and over the top gore.
"Over the top gore is funny" wasn't a thing in 1981. The year before had The Shining with an elevator full of blood (also referenced in Evil Dead Rise). I find The Shining funny now too, but again, when it came out it turned people white.
no
He raised money for the film airing a short film before airings of rocky horror picture show and sites inspirations such as the 3 stooges. Sam Rami was looking for you to find it some what comedic while having a goal of goriest film.
No.
ya man you are right, necronomican, zombies and witches are all original concepts and no one made a spooky cabin in the woods movie before that, all original concepts and uniquely scary and fresh
Name some like Evil Dead
Night of the living dead
And the 80s had over the top gore movies that were suppose to be comedic
return of the living dead series
>Night of the living dead
You feel that this is similar in any way to Evil Dead?
>And the 80s had over the top gore movies that were suppose to be comedic
>return of the living dead series
So movies that came out after Evil Dead?
Yes I feel the movie it is purposefully somewhat parodying is similar
You think The Evil Dead is a parody of Night of the Living Dead?
That's not the point he was replying to you obtuse moron
While Evil Dead had its scary moments, its vfx were archaic and low budget even for the time. The audience reaction not only caused Rain I to shy away from a sequel (until the failure of Crimewave forced it out of necessity) but the producer of said sequel demanded the comedy be turned up, and deliberate. The transition to comedy was a choice borne of audience reaction and produce demand. All publicly available history.
>woman SCREAMS to show how powerful she is!
I hate this trope. It's not cool, it's not scary, it's just annoying to listen to and a pain in the ass that I have to turn the volume down until she shuts the frick up. I hate this trend of movies being loud just to be loud.
Get a grip anon, that wasnt a girl power moment. You are getting pavlovian triggered by the sight of a woman. Stop acting like an animal.
I didn't say it was, I said to have a high volume shriek blast my speakers for no reason is annoying. It doesn't add tension or gravitas to a scene, it's just an earsore.
And I only brought up that it's a woman for the fact that they very often use female characters as a vehicle to do this. Why they're doing it doesn't matter to me as much as the fact that it's never pleasant or interesting or adds positively to a scene.
I'd say it was not THAT bad, but I'd be kinda pissed paying to see this at the theater
It’s such a whatever movie. I couldn’t be bothered to give a shit. Halloween Ends sucked but it had something different going for it. This was just by the numbers. They did nothing interesting with the apartment setting. The demons are concerned with one floor only, I guess. Complete garbage.
Yeah it was a massive pile of shit for all the reasons you outlined. Movies like this is a reason the horror genre has been in the toilet for years.
I liked this way more than the 2013 one
The mom deadite was the best deadite there's ever been
Come on. Ash's giggling gf in ED2 is the best. The bloated wife in the basement in ED2 is second best.
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>It makes the 2013 movie look like a masterpiece.
You are implying that it wasn't, therefore your opinion on this movie is completely invalidated.