>this was by no means the only time she sought out pornographic videos via the internet
Why include this in the report? Why include any of it? What is the relevance to the case?
Half of the reason why I don't commit murder is because I don't want my browsing history read out before the court.
The guys who went over her internet history found it funny and included it, no joke if embarrassing shit is found out about you during a murder it will absolutely be brought up.
I don’t get the fascination with Watts. Is whole mistress butt sex? Far as killers go, dude is boring as hell and one of the dumbest. Dude that chopped up his wife with a chain saw abs dumped her through a chipping machine inspiring the scene in Fargo is more fricked up shit
1. How absolutey moronic he was
2. How absolutely gruesome the case is. Thats why I personally think that all the jokes on here are a way of coping ad the insane fricked up brutality of the whole affair.
The details of how beta he was, from the nuggets to not stop his wife from MLM scams, to the video of his neighbor interrogating him to his plead for his family to come back. It's like how a /tv poster would react tbqh
Have you ever been pelted relentlessly with tendies by your supposed "loved ones"?! I didn't fricking think so. Don't talk about shit you couldn't possibly understand, kiddo.
I don’t get the fascination with Watts. Is whole mistress butt sex? Far as killers go, dude is boring as hell and one of the dumbest. Dude that chopped up his wife with a chain saw abs dumped her through a chipping machine inspiring the scene in Fargo is more fricked up shit
nah it's because the body cam footage is so compelling. Without that, this case wouldn't be that popular. Also there's the part with the neighbor that flips on the tv and there's a fetus being drowned in oil. God really pushed the poetic irony with that one
It really is an incredible trial. The monkey man acts a fool (and some) the entire time after murdering grandmothers and children and injuring many others with his car.
you think pputting a corpse in a wood chipper is more fricked up than loading your two kids into a car with their mother's corpse, then making one of them watch as you smother her sister and stomp her corpse through an 8 inch hole?
This guy has nothing interesting and yet this board obsess over him, I feel dumber after watching the documlentary about his murder the guy is so moronic it HAS to be contagious.
my friend was caught cheating on his wife with the second woman he ever had sex with and the shit he was saying in the aftermath had jokingly calling him chris watts. thing was is he was the loser with barely a real job and his wife was pretty much fully supporting him. some guys miss their wild degenerate phase of their youth and never full get over it or it just hits them later.
oh yeah i mean its absolutely cringe, my friend is 34 or 36 or something, with a couple kids and is out every other night with 23 yr old artgay zoomers because he's so desperate for attention. I know some of them and sure they text me with a "so and so bar tonight" text a few times a week but I don't actually go out and take them up on it. He does and it's sad. He then excuses not going on some cabin trip with his wife and kids by saying "my kids don't like me anyway" yeah maybe because you're a sad sack that they know doesn't really care about them and would rather be out fricking some bpd red scare girl in her car.
Your story really doesn't make sense anon, the family knows he is fricking the 23 yr old? You are also somehow involved enough with these young girls to be getting texted by them but so above it to not actually go out and frick them?
Are you perchance just full of sour grapes that someone you know, doesn't sound like a friend, is banging some broads you fantasies about?
>Oh no. A military aged white male born and raised in USA owns 3 guns. I have to confront him about this issue even though the crime only involved a knife.
I understand where you're coming from, but when you're dealing with a murderer you might actually learn something by asking why they chose to buy firearms. It's pretty unlikely that someone like that simply has a hobby.
this is true, but the guy literally was close to becoming a lawyer. So it's not as bad as it normally is when people represent themselves. And he did a masterclass on police interrogation, he gave them nothing to work with. He was just too stupid to destroy the evidence properly, did he simply delete the memory card or did he try to wash it? I forget, but he also had the wrapping from the hacksaw he used still in his place.
theyre the average family next door but once you peel the onion a bit there's weird rabbit holes you can go down with shannan's craziness and all the antics with the mistress besides the actual gruesome murder. Not to mention all the footage that exists.
Which is why people are interested, up to a point they can relate, then they can feel good about themselves because they never take it as far as he did
Strange thing I read about her was that she had a great career at a legitimate job before she met Chris but she insisted on doing MLM stuff in Colorado. She bought her own huge brand new house before she was 25
imagine standing there framed by 4 cop body cams watching that fat nosy neighbor b***h (who had plans with the wife that morning) clutching her pearls, wide-eyed with frantic wondering where she is and what's going on, upending every pillow in your house looking for "clues" and not leaving. i'd add one more body to that oil tank
What would you have done in this situation?
I wonder who the third guy was supposed to be?
esl or autistic? you be the judge
What are you even talking about?
>threesomes with double penetration
read homie read
make me
Oh, so the judge was the third person. She really planned ahead of time, huh?
Why is a israeli girl looking up interracial porn before meeting up with her BF
>this was by no means the only time she sought out pornographic videos via the internet
Why include this in the report? Why include any of it? What is the relevance to the case?
Half of the reason why I don't commit murder is because I don't want my browsing history read out before the court.
The guys who went over her internet history found it funny and included it, no joke if embarrassing shit is found out about you during a murder it will absolutely be brought up.
I don’t get the fascination with Watts. Is whole mistress butt sex? Far as killers go, dude is boring as hell and one of the dumbest. Dude that chopped up his wife with a chain saw abs dumped her through a chipping machine inspiring the scene in Fargo is more fricked up shit
>Dude that chopped up his wife with a chain saw abs dumped her through a chipping machine
Wait.....he chopped up his wife ? I thought he just put them in a tank
I think its two things
1. How absolutey moronic he was
2. How absolutely gruesome the case is. Thats why I personally think that all the jokes on here are a way of coping ad the insane fricked up brutality of the whole affair.
>How absolutey moronic he was
The details of how beta he was, from the nuggets to not stop his wife from MLM scams, to the video of his neighbor interrogating him to his plead for his family to come back. It's like how a /tv poster would react tbqh
Have you ever been pelted relentlessly with tendies by your supposed "loved ones"?! I didn't fricking think so. Don't talk about shit you couldn't possibly understand, kiddo.
nah it's because the body cam footage is so compelling. Without that, this case wouldn't be that popular. Also there's the part with the neighbor that flips on the tv and there's a fetus being drowned in oil. God really pushed the poetic irony with that one
Darrell Brooks trial is the superior true crime kino and it never gets talked about here.
It's not
The crime itself and motivation for the crime was boring and simplistic but the trial was moronkino
Is that a tackit agreement?
It really is an incredible trial. The monkey man acts a fool (and some) the entire time after murdering grandmothers and children and injuring many others with his car.
you think pputting a corpse in a wood chipper is more fricked up than loading your two kids into a car with their mother's corpse, then making one of them watch as you smother her sister and stomp her corpse through an 8 inch hole?
That’s true
were the kids still alive when he left the house that morning? I've never heard that before, always thought he did them one after the other.
it is picture perfect definition of 'the banality of evil', this was just that random family next door...that resonates with people's morbid curiosity
>aspie tard
>hot fitness girl craves his dick in her ass
>he kills his white moronic roastie wife for it
it pushes all Cinemaphile buttons
Chicken nuggets will fly to war
if only colorado had a volcano or two
it was the perfect crime
nugs
His oldest daughter really looked and dressed as a boy in some of the footage.
no doubt another form of humiliation ritual by sha'nnon
The real suburban nightmare was the anal denied to us along the way
This guy has nothing interesting and yet this board obsess over him, I feel dumber after watching the documlentary about his murder the guy is so moronic it HAS to be contagious.
>documlentary
frick off
make me
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Why can such a moron attain so many pussies and yet i struggle to lose my virginity?
This doesn't make any sens.
He had sex with 3 women throughout his life
Exactly, that doesn't make any sense.
my friend was caught cheating on his wife with the second woman he ever had sex with and the shit he was saying in the aftermath had jokingly calling him chris watts. thing was is he was the loser with barely a real job and his wife was pretty much fully supporting him. some guys miss their wild degenerate phase of their youth and never full get over it or it just hits them later.
>it just hits them later
Being 30+ and doing that while being middle class is cringe
oh yeah i mean its absolutely cringe, my friend is 34 or 36 or something, with a couple kids and is out every other night with 23 yr old artgay zoomers because he's so desperate for attention. I know some of them and sure they text me with a "so and so bar tonight" text a few times a week but I don't actually go out and take them up on it. He does and it's sad. He then excuses not going on some cabin trip with his wife and kids by saying "my kids don't like me anyway" yeah maybe because you're a sad sack that they know doesn't really care about them and would rather be out fricking some bpd red scare girl in her car.
Your story really doesn't make sense anon, the family knows he is fricking the 23 yr old? You are also somehow involved enough with these young girls to be getting texted by them but so above it to not actually go out and frick them?
Are you perchance just full of sour grapes that someone you know, doesn't sound like a friend, is banging some broads you fantasies about?
>so many pussies
and one greased up butthole
Is it Sha-none or Sha-Nin
>Oh no. A military aged white male born and raised in USA owns 3 guns. I have to confront him about this issue even though the crime only involved a knife.
I understand where you're coming from, but when you're dealing with a murderer you might actually learn something by asking why they chose to buy firearms. It's pretty unlikely that someone like that simply has a hobby.
One gun for each of them
>talking to the cops
>without your lawyer present
Always a mistake
He kept repeating "I don't know" so many times the cops got angry.
this is true, but the guy literally was close to becoming a lawyer. So it's not as bad as it normally is when people represent themselves. And he did a masterclass on police interrogation, he gave them nothing to work with. He was just too stupid to destroy the evidence properly, did he simply delete the memory card or did he try to wash it? I forget, but he also had the wrapping from the hacksaw he used still in his place.
theyre the average family next door but once you peel the onion a bit there's weird rabbit holes you can go down with shannan's craziness and all the antics with the mistress besides the actual gruesome murder. Not to mention all the footage that exists.
>Couples relationship isn't perfect
That every relationship incel
Which is why people are interested, up to a point they can relate, then they can feel good about themselves because they never take it as far as he did
You are Chris' attorney.
How do you get him off the hook?
IQ Test
I'll show them THIS
>Her goal was money.
What did she do to make money?
moronic MLM goypatches
I dont think she ever had a job outside of the retail job she had when they dated
Strange thing I read about her was that she had a great career at a legitimate job before she met Chris but she insisted on doing MLM stuff in Colorado. She bought her own huge brand new house before she was 25
Self-defense. A chicky nuggy was thrown at him and he had no choice but to defend himself.
imagine standing there framed by 4 cop body cams watching that fat nosy neighbor b***h (who had plans with the wife that morning) clutching her pearls, wide-eyed with frantic wondering where she is and what's going on, upending every pillow in your house looking for "clues" and not leaving. i'd add one more body to that oil tank