>superheroes movies = capeshit
>Star Wars = plasticshit
Disney is based for killing both CAMP aesthetics and stupid stories/genres.
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Finally Star Wars is dead
i would
Based and Slav-pilled.
this is the most femine face ive seen in a starwar in like 30 years. look at her dainty mouth
>breaking new ground in lightsaber color
we had a trillion colors in SW Jedi Academy
This time the lightsaber colors will show the pride flag.
>Jedi Academy
Based.
But they're probably going to do something with different shades of colors and may even be so dumb as to do multicolored lightsabers.
>SW Jedi Academy
Non-canon, sweetie.
All that were in the movies and orange and yellow. Yellow was already in one DIsney movie now they came for the orange.
Scifi/fantasy genres specially and the whole cinema industry in general will be kino again when Star Wars finally dies. Disney is our ally not our enemy.
TOTAL VICTORY!!
>white girl is the antagonist to le 56% of protagonist and her crew
>4chud: NOOOOO YOU CANT!!!
Even the normies don't give a shit about Disney streaming anymore. The chuds sure aren't getting invested.
hatty is my gf btw
I can fix her
the only star wars thing im remotely interested in is the KOTOR remake, and that will probably be shit
it's funny how hard it seems to be to make a star wars series work, just read monomyth like lucas and you're halfway there
Old studio working on it was trying to make faithful rpg, then Sony and Disney kicked them out because the game wasn’t cinematic enough. I bet they’re kicking themselves watching the success of bakery’s gate 3. The remake will be shallow generic nu Star Wars trash.
I would only play KOTOR 1/2 remakes if have action combat, blood and gore. I'm tired of the moronic "it's for kids, it's family friendly" when you have abominations, slavery, war crimes, torture, sadism, pedo stuff, etc. in that franchise.
RAKATAN REICH WILL RISE AGAIN!
Yaddle Bros …we won
Search your heart Luke, you know it to be true!
This is the shit we'll get.
In many ways, I'm glad disney and mark hamill killed star wars for me. Frick 'em.
>Rainbow lightsaber the most powerful and used by a non binary woman.
> cut to a hiphop version of starwars music when a fat mulatto is tearing through reskinned stormtroopers while a white guy is making grotesque faces while yelling
>Music slows and slow zooms into fat mulatto looking at the ground and she slowly raised her head to lock eyes with the camera
> Says: "Force is female b***hes"
>Rap music plays while she slashes and uses the force to move her body in ways she couldnt since fat frick is not athletic
COMING THIS FALL
>Explosions in the background while she stabs a guy with rainbow lightsaber.
DISNEY BRINGS YOU AN EPIC STORY
>Flaming guy running in the background giving the wilhelm scream for comedic effect.
OF FRIENDSHIP
>A handful of short, brown and mulatto men and women start slaughtering the white white guy by shooting thousands of blaster shots into him like in Robocop.
AND FAMILY
>jump cut to a scene of a little black girl that looks nothing like the protag holding a photo of a black guy. "I have to find my dad"
ONE WOMANS QUEST TO FIND HER FATHER.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
MFW
>that arm
The sith have developed COMPs. I for one cannot wait for the next episode of New Reborn-Palpatine: Cosmic Whill Summoner.
I'd play Star Wars Megami Tensei. SJ would be a good base.
SJ?
>SJ
You're a good and based yourself. gays can't handle proper drpgs anymore though.
>The stories are still fricking awful and they're choc full of boring female characters no one likes but look, an orange lightsaber!
>nu-Wars is breaking new ground
>still has a boring OP female lead
Hard pass.
Shocked some gay didnt make the gaybow flag out of different color lightsabers they custome made.
at this point I am a starwars accelerationist, I think they should just turn it into guardians of the galaxy cosmic marvel bullshit at this point so we can all move on finally
Sounds like someone doesn't know it already has time travel
I don't watch the cartoons but if that is in there I wouldn't be surprised
TCW is better than near on half the films and 90% of all other SW related media. I'm not going to defend rebels. I won't even defend CW - but TCW is good once you push past the 'pilot' seasons and plots.
If you're autistic enough to care about SW tv shows - i.e not films, the primary material - you're already fricked and may as well just dive in.
>so we can all move on finally
homie I 'moved on' after the prequel trilogy and went to see 7 and 8 just for the lulz like it's Fast and Furious. They were so fricking bad it all felt like some kind of an insult but not only to Star Wars but to filmmaking in general. Admittedly I don't watch a lot of modern movies so maybe they are all like that
Based and youareliterallyme-pilled.
It's already a multiverse thanks to Dave gayloni.