Fine, if you won't say it, I will. This thing was Steven Seagal tier garbage.

Fine, if you won't say it, I will. This thing was Steven Seagal tier garbage.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt is a charisma vacuum. He used to be fun, now he's just boring.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you.
    It's only homosexual mutts that like it to stroke their ego.
    Like your supersoldiers have only bullied illiterate ill fed stone age people. Nothing to be proud of.
    Even jungle asians gave them a run for their money and were more ingenious in their war tactics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so i'm assuming the show is about the Vietnam and Afghanistan wars and you're not just in permanent seethe mode

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah it was kino

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's another flashback to the bird hitting the window

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is it going to be alright daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he pulls out his daughter's drawing of the family again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the action and stuff but the whole “killed his whole family” revenge motivation is always cringe, even some of the political intrigue was interesting, but the vehicle of exposition was just meh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >some of the political intrigue was interesting
          Really? I thought it was quite B-tier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. IRL they don't bother kill any of their test subjects. they just release them into the general public and deny everything.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watched first episode and decided that thats the end of it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. Pretty run of the mill action thriller. Biggest problem is whoever the frick shot this needed to use some lighting. Everything is so dark.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Chris Pratt, the action's decent, the show isn't pozzed, it pisses off all the people I hate. So I'll watch it -on Amazon- if only for that reason.

    But I'll be honest, I'm two episodes in and so far I'm not that engaged with it. His mental issues make the narrative confusing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would have actually been a really good gaslighting narrative if they kept the ambiguity to whether he's a fricking nutjob or its real at least until halfway through the season, where he finally loses his fricking mind but at the same time realises it was real and descends into a rampage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As someone that hasn't watched the show I have no idea what's going on in this post so I think this show might be a bit much for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it pisses off all the people I hate.

      This is odd because there's nothing expressly right-wing or anti-woke in the show. I'm not sure why the söy critics are angry about it. Maybe they just see that it's about a Navy SEAL, that's it's vaguely Tom Clancy-ish, and they have a kneejerk reaction to "that sort of thing."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get it either, the main bad guys are even white. from what i saw most people have trouble separating comedy pratt from action pratt which i can sort of understand because he doesn't do a great job but it's not exactly shit either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anti-woke
        literally just portraying a nuclear monogamous white family is enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything pro-military is bad for those people. SEALs embody toxic masculinity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toxically pro Israel actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if the cast isn't 50% black 50% asian 50% hispanic 50% gay 50% lesbian 50% trans it is fascist propaganda
        also it implies some muslim brown people did bad things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this. it's surprising to see show like this in 2022.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a clip on Tucker with the creator of the show and he read from the unhinged negative reviews, and he said it himself, the show isn't really political beyond being pro-military.

        I think honestly it just comes down to Pratt being a religious conservative so they want to do anything they can to hurt his career, because if you read their reviews they're complaining about shit that's in every fricking military action movie. One of them literally said it "glorifies guns and violence" and "contains rock and country music".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how is the show pro-military?
          pro-grunt I would agree

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Daily Beast slammed the series as an 'unhinged right-wing revenge fantasy' that panders to 'male red-state viewers with routine references to beer, guns, country music, and hunting'.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a shit tv series gets shit reviews? that makes no sense!
        Yeah I'm sure the fact that it's moronic amerishart gore porn with steven seagull tier writing has nothing to do with it. I know you are literally brain damaged and desensitized to over the top violence because you're exposed to a mass shooting every day and a constant stream of murder on your garbage streaming services, so it might sound strange to you, but not everyone just mindlessly gobbles up this slop like you do.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its almost perfectly targeted to ex military conservative bros down to every brand of item used and piece of clothing worn. It has the of course prerequisite navy seal supersoldier worship propaganda to boot

    So kinda based, but VERY low brow

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this dude is an operator i can tell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's the guy that wrote the books

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >generic overarching plot
    >tedious, boring, repetitive flashbacks that don't progress reeces character in any way
    >plank of wood tier performance from Pratt, a better actor would have been able to make him likable despite the shitty hand he'd been dealt
    >lame final twist
    It was ok because it wasnt mega pozzed but that's about it. Had a few cool actions scenes but everything else was meh.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was just me. I'm 3 episodes in and I find it pretty average, the kind of stuff you watch when you have absolutely nothing else to do.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it was his life long friend the whole time!
    shit ending, but the conversation between him and his daughter about him dying on the battlefield made me tear up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite part was his friend being CIA and doing frick all, all he does is drink beer on his boat and help pratt kill guys and then he's like
      >yeah man they're starting to ask questions about my working hours

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only watched the first episode
    >Boring shootout showing a bunch of non characters shooting at nothing in a sewer
    >Beyond played out story beats
    >I don't care about starlord or any other character
    What's the appeal of this show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's for people who have watched a hundred Jocko SEAL interviews

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen much of Seagal, I don't know if he's made anything this bad.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shhhhh don't ruin the fun... Cinemaphile is still pretending it's good because muh operator larp.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Steven Seagal tier garbage

    more like Steven Seagal Kino

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that supposed to be a small axe? why does he have a small axe?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read the book a few weeks ago and it was infuriating how far they strayed from the plot in the show. Half the characters have 5x the screen time they get in the actual book. This shit is moronic.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Final scene clearly showed Kitsch is a lot better actor and the series would be fricking stellar if they switched him with Pratt, who's got acting chops of a wooden block.
    Better casting with the wife and daughter also wouldn't hurt.
    Storywise it was okay, the action was ok.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kitsch can never catch a break. He's always given trash roles despite being a better actor than most of the people he works with.

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