can't tell who's butthole I'd eat out more. Serena is so perfect and /ourgirl/ but Faith's ass is juicy and thicc. Heaven would be rubbing my tongue against both their holes.
>she's jacked
I want her to violently rape me while she believes I'm strong enough to stop her at any time but the truth is I'm not and have no choice but to be milked.
>Going full musclegirl is a sign of severe mental illness in a woman
This. Women are biologically not supposed to be ripped and super-muscley, that increases testosterone in the body, which is a male hormone naturally not intended to be abundant in the female body. Also, some men might fetishize and find some musclegirls hot (me included), but no man wants to actually marry and start a family with a woman like this. >inb4 "b-but I WOULD marry my perfect fit instagram waifu you homosexual!!!!!!!!"
Of course you would. You're desperate. Get real.
>finish movie >read trivia on imdb >check letterboxd page for it >check director's, cast's and crew's pages >add to watch list the ones that are interesting >finally check moviechat for the ancient imdb forum posts
>finish movie >log the film into diary on letterboxd >rate the film on IMDB >read trivia >go on youtube and look up reviews of the film >watch 2 minutes and get bored >look up actors giving interviews of the film >look up behind the scenes footage of the film >get disappointed when there are none >add blu-ray to watchlist on Ebay >never buy it >repeat
>"the actor improvised this line and they kept it in the movie" >what actually happened is they had an idea for a funny line, asked the director about it, and the director agreed
hey it's that girl with the disgusting fat ass
how disgusting are we talking?
prove it
proof?
>disgusting
???
>Finish movie
>Read Imdb's 1/10 user reviews
I love seething rage even if I liked the movie. It's nice to see people that hate the movie with passion.
>finish movie
>don't read anything about it
do you have more webms of ourgirl
>hfw it's beer in her cup and not my hot orange piss
lel
can't tell who's butthole I'd eat out more. Serena is so perfect and /ourgirl/ but Faith's ass is juicy and thicc. Heaven would be rubbing my tongue against both their holes.
That's literally the same girl you faceblind autist
Shit bait. No way someone can be that stupid.
>a creature of such defendable perfection would never change her hair
https://www.tiktok.com/@melloserena/video/7175554509748309294
>links to Chinese spyware
nice try, satan
She looks familiar...
I love faith so much. She's so cute and stupid.
Imagine if that hose was full of her farts.
She looks like she smells of really bad BO
I want to lick her clean
>finish a movie
>never look up anything about it because my take on it is the only correct one
>finish movie
>fall asleep
>dream about movie
>finish movie
>read plot summary
>read it again but slower this time
>google <movie title> ending explained
>Finnish movie
>Eksistentiaalinen kriisi palaa
Finnish people are weird and dont exist
>watch movie
>forget in a month if you ever watched it or not because they don't make good movies anymore
They make plenty of good movies chud
>watch movie
>didn't fully understand it
>too lazy to read essays that explain it
>finish movie
>read trivia
>first one says the main actress died
this is an actual moment in a movie
movies are a series of moments captured on film
this is an unfortunate revelation
sorry
i believe it's meant to convey an idea, or make a statement about modern society, as that is a common theme within the medium of film
yeah? its something that happens in real life, i assume theyre trying to make a point
>finish movie
>yell "CUT!"
>finish movie
>log it into letterboxd
>rate it on IMDb
>read the plot summary on Youtube
>read the trivia on IMDb
>finish movie
>well that was interesting wonder what youtube videos have to say about it
>worst takes known to mankind
>finish movie
>read plot
Or
>don't finish horror schlock that falls apart in third act
>read ending and decide it was dumb anyway
lads
>nose ring
no thanks, the brothas can have her
I stared at this image for 4 minutes and didnt notice that, you might be a homosexual
>start movie
>read reviews while i'm still watching it
>start movie
>make a thread on Cinemaphile about it
>start football match
>Handle the ball in the box and score
>pretend i didnt
>Qualify for the world cup
disgusting
Imagine the smell.
She got her ass beat, lol
>not Ultimate Surrender
Will my ship ever come in?
booooorrrrrinng
no breasts were shown not even a nipple protrusion
I really wish she had won. I was rooting for her
why aren't they naked honestly
Would disqualify the entrance that have penises
I saw Elle getting fricked in one of those websites.
Imagine being pretty and thinking this is a good idea
That's not her.
it was over on the first swing
I hate aislopBlack folk so goddamn much
The photo is not AI and is from a Boutinela shoot from several years ago you underage homosexual
That isn't ai
that's really faith
she's a genetic freak
If she farts out of that thing the cheeks must clap like thunder.
I've seen better.
Post proof
holy moly!
imagine how much poop gets stuck between that flab and just rots all day
women dont poop, moron
I kind of wish they did. I bet it would taste delicious.
They're using "disgusting" in zoomer speak not the way you're thinking
she is for the streets, not white streets, the kind you'd find in new dehli or san francisco
I like to look at the goofs page on imdb and try to find them
>finish movie
>jerk off
>sleep
>turn on new movie
>turn it back off immediately
thanks hollywood
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itt
She sounds and acts like a moronic frat bro from the 00's
Perfect, she won't need to know too many words for what I have in mind.
Sex with her.
>finish movie that's good
>go make a thread about it on Cinemaphile
>thread dies with less than 10 replies
>meanwhile 50 AI threads all reach bump limit
I hate this site sometimes
If I was a child with a terminal illness I would ask Make A Wish to arrange for me to eat her ass until I die.
jokes aside that's a nice fricking dick. would suck off and swallow the cream/10
and I'm not even 1% gay
If it can fit between two shower doors like on a microscope slide it probably looks like roadkill when normal
>finish movie
>check Cinemaphile
>there is already a thread about the movie
this is the funniest webm i've seen in years
thank you anon
>finish movie
>watch cinema sins video on it
>Watch movie
>Later search "[movie] full reaction" on youtube
>finish movie
>look up filming locations on Google maps
>finish movie
>look up filming locations on Google maps
>my home address is listed
>finnish movie
>become autism
He really doesn't look like he has autism honestly
that's because he has assburgers
I love her so much!!!!!!
>she's jacked
I want her to violently rape me while she believes I'm strong enough to stop her at any time but the truth is I'm not and have no choice but to be milked.
So she got kicked out of boutinela and decided to go muscle girl? Gross and dropped.
I liked her more when she was just a cute fit girl with a big ass. Going full musclegirl is a sign of severe mental illness in a woman.
only roid varbie mode is mental illness
she just has good genetics and works out
>Going full musclegirl is a sign of severe mental illness in a woman
This. Women are biologically not supposed to be ripped and super-muscley, that increases testosterone in the body, which is a male hormone naturally not intended to be abundant in the female body. Also, some men might fetishize and find some musclegirls hot (me included), but no man wants to actually marry and start a family with a woman like this.
>inb4 "b-but I WOULD marry my perfect fit instagram waifu you homosexual!!!!!!!!"
Of course you would. You're desperate. Get real.
I want to eat shit directly out of her ass
She probably doesn't poop. Maybe some chocolate pudding comes out but not poop.
This, everybody knows cute girls don't poop. Only ugly ones.
Imagining if Faith forced me to eat dog food. That would be terrible right?
She could probably squeeze my penis hard enough that all the meat inside slides out like a hot dog ejecting out of its casing. Probably.
>tattoo
Stupid woman.
>see vaguely familiar minor character in the movie
>check his filmography on imdb
>"oh, it's THAT guy"
pretty comfy feeling tbh
>oh, it's that guy?
>check his filmography on imdb
>upcoming: 72
>previous: 681
I hope his last movie is his 777th credit, because I doubt he'd live long enough to reach 999.
Holy frick I'm a pleb
Eric Roberts was cool in Oz
>finish movie
>read trivia on imdb
>check letterboxd page for it
>check director's, cast's and crew's pages
>add to watch list the ones that are interesting
>finally check moviechat for the ancient imdb forum posts
>finish movie
>start making WEBMs out of the scenes i found interesting
>finish movie
>pull out the BTS dvd and swap discs
based
lol ive been waiting for someone to make one of this
> Finish a movie
>Open a thread on Cinemaphile with a nice, thoughtful, and provocative post.
>0 Replies
>Rinse and repeat for 3 days
>Give up
what movie? I'll discuss it with you right now if I've seen it
Problem child 2
>finish movie
>immediately search every female in said movie on AZnude
I'm kinda surprised no one mentioned this.
>finish movie
>watch the relevant GoodBadFlicks video
?
rape
>finish movie
>google ending because I don't get it
looking at you Akira
>finish movie
>log the film into diary on letterboxd
>rate the film on IMDB
>read trivia
>go on youtube and look up reviews of the film
>watch 2 minutes and get bored
>look up actors giving interviews of the film
>look up behind the scenes footage of the film
>get disappointed when there are none
>add blu-ray to watchlist on Ebay
>never buy it
>repeat
This boring b***h barely shows her fat ass anymore and it irrationally pisses me off. Glad she got beat up and humiliated.
>"the actor improvised this line and they kept it in the movie"
>what actually happened is they had an idea for a funny line, asked the director about it, and the director agreed
>finish movie
>google "[main actress] nude"
I do that too
you frens can join my club
Where my “[movie] ending explained” homies at
Faith a cute