It depends, would Fionna behave in the same matter Finn does whenever we make her suffer?
If yes then yea I would choose Fionna, if no then nay Cake it is.
If I didn’t know who they were I’d pick Fiomna because she’s human. However I know for a fact that Fionna is just the female version of a male character which makes fricking her 2% gay while Cake is at least a different species from Jake which deviates her enough to make fricking her a mere 1% gay so I’d have to go with Cake because I’d rather be a furry than gay.
I don’t have time to explain cosmic math, just know that if you frick Fionna, you’d also be fricking Finn (and Farmworld Finn for that matter) if only on a minor cosmic level since as alternate universe counterparts as they’re cosmically linked which is where 1% comes from, with the other 1% coming from (you)r knowledge of her being a gender swapped version of Finn which does mean you are trying to frick a dude with breasts. Cake on the other hand, is different species from Jake which goes a long way to separate her enough that she’s not as linked cosmically, only about 1.0386457876% (again 1% added because (you) know that she is a female version of a male character) or just 1% rounded up. This makes fricking her slightly less gay than Fionna however since she is a cat and not a human, fricking her is 100% more furry but again I personally would rather be seen as a furry, then gay.
Cake has cake, Fionna is flat and fat
Cake because
I'd kill Fionna first, then Cake
Tonight. You.
It depends, would Fionna behave in the same matter Finn does whenever we make her suffer?
If yes then yea I would choose Fionna, if no then nay Cake it is.
Simon is into flatties apparently, Ice King had far better taste
If I didn’t know who they were I’d pick Fiomna because she’s human. However I know for a fact that Fionna is just the female version of a male character which makes fricking her 2% gay while Cake is at least a different species from Jake which deviates her enough to make fricking her a mere 1% gay so I’d have to go with Cake because I’d rather be a furry than gay.
>Fionna is just the female version of a male character which makes fricking her 2%
explain the 2%, where would the 2% gay come from?
I don’t have time to explain cosmic math, just know that if you frick Fionna, you’d also be fricking Finn (and Farmworld Finn for that matter) if only on a minor cosmic level since as alternate universe counterparts as they’re cosmically linked which is where 1% comes from, with the other 1% coming from (you)r knowledge of her being a gender swapped version of Finn which does mean you are trying to frick a dude with breasts. Cake on the other hand, is different species from Jake which goes a long way to separate her enough that she’s not as linked cosmically, only about 1.0386457876% (again 1% added because (you) know that she is a female version of a male character) or just 1% rounded up. This makes fricking her slightly less gay than Fionna however since she is a cat and not a human, fricking her is 100% more furry but again I personally would rather be seen as a furry, then gay.
>just know that if you frick Fionna, you’d also be fricking Finn
What's the downside?
He’s like a weird wriggly worm.
>Has some cursing
>Shown undies
>Let's hope for some nudity.
Cake. She's a shape shifting cat woman with the personality of a sassy black mother. How much more can you pinpoint a fetish?
What kind of fetish do you have bro
IM NOT REALLY FEELING LIKE MYSELF TODAY
Best scene actually
Ice Queen
But why would anyone go for a cat with voice of annoying black woman.
Fionna's Cake