Fire or Ice?

Fire or Ice?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Fire.
    Marry Ice.
    Kill Superman, he can make it back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted potential: the miniseries.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick fire marry ice kill the writer of this series.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tora keeps a framed pic of Superman on her nightstand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did the writer forget about Superman's ice breath?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't have it post CoiE, he just had a powerful blow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ice breath would freeze her and he has to carry more weight. He cant breath some icecubes!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    their miniseries should have been an Adam Warren's Dirty Pair style action adventure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they had to stay in Smallville, make it so that by the end of the mini, they are dealing with Silver Age Smallville problems: Superscience gone superwrong, time travellers from the 30th century, rogue robots, mystical artifacts in every cave, and where do these bizarro Fire and ice come from?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It all began when hick genius Dr. Phineas Potter started showing signs of dementia...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It all began when hick genius Dr. Phineas Potter started showing signs of dementia...

        This actually sounds really interesting. I'm imagining something along the lines of Jack B. Quick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can already imagine the legion arc and half way they find out they're actually the substitute legion as the real ones weren't interested if SuperBoy isn't involved.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Power Girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Sydney Sweeney played powergirl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all wish!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be Russian men, frick Superman for several months straight and ignore the women.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice is nice.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're a package deal. So both.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice's hand going up her belly is the cherry on top that pic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she grabbing Supes wiener ?

      wtf is this art? Is that offical?

      It was an accident, her hand slipped.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, slipped on her craving of the Superwiener.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she grabbing Supes wiener ?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this art? Is that offical?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only in Guy Gardner's mind.

      Although wait. If they've had an appearance in the last ~5 years, yeah, they're probably gay now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Making them gay effectively ruins their relationship

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying there's a decent chance of DC doing just that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dc needs to learn that most people are straight and only a very small percentage is gay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If at this point they haven't done anything about it, I doubt they will.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice, I don't like favela monkeys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Ice hates Greeks.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they revealed that Ice was really a Mafia princess whose powers came from experiments and the whole thing about her being the princess of a hidden Nordic tribe was just a delusion that she created to cope with her fricked up childhood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that retcon was subsequently ignored.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do writers always try to come up with batshit-moronic "dark" retcons like that? Who the frick thinks that's compelling?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the stye at the time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Winnick's shit style.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Winnick's shit style.

      I will say I would love to see what Giffen and Dematteis would come up with to handwave that retcon away. Doubtless it’d be a knee slapper.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one's drawn threesome porn based on this
    shame

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice is for Guy.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ice.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo con Hielo.

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