First 2 Harry Potter movies were peak comfy. They went to shit after these.

First 2 Harry Potter movies were peak comfy. They went to shit after these.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aye.
    3 and 4 were watchable imo
    The rest after, especially the last two were fricking dogshit

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 was camp

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    common knowledge

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just rewatched the first one, it was kinda bad with the shitty acting from the kids

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats smegal doing in harry potter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      exchange student

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't chris columbus stick around for the rest? did he not want to, or was he ousted?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read that he didn't like traveling and the commitment it required to be away from home. Richard Harris dying also hit the franchise

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sorcerer's stone
    this will never stop being funny to me I've know about this for at least a decade but it still makes me laugh every time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      philosophers stone doesn't make sense

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick not

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >philosophers stone
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosopher%27s_stone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This confuses and angers the American
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosopher%27s_stone

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's why it doesn't make sense

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is also called the elixir of life, useful for rejuvenation and for achieving immortality;
            are you dumb?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              except the stone does whatever you want in the movie

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it gives you eternal life in the movie.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you thinking about that mirror?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rowling borrowing a mythical object for her books? She does it all the time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No kid in America grows up with the myth of the philosopher's stone. That title just sound boring and give kids no clue that the book has anything to do with magic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird most kids don't know the basic tenets of alchemy.

        >I was a weird kid let me cope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right on

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spot on. First two movies are wonderful escapist fantasy movies for children.
    The rest are action movies for teenagers.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2: comfy and soulful
    3: kino
    4, 5, 6: forgettable
    7.1 and 7.2: slop

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2 were peak "comfy" indeed.
    However I think Harry Potter as a whole peaked at 3 and 4 when it comes to world building and character relationships.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 was also good at world building, the sixth book also has a nice gothic mystery vibe to it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree that Prisoner of Azkaban is peak HP. That scene with Harry waiting for his dad to save his past self from the Dementors to then realise it gad been his Patronus all along is probably my favorite scene in the franchise

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first film is kind of shit
    The kids can't act at all, it's all so cringe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT ME
      NOT HERMIONE
      IT HAS TO BE YOU HARRY

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Ron was easily the best of the cast

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely not

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            From the kids? Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      80% of one's enjoyment of the HP films comes from seeing all the top tier British actors absolutely running rings around the three kids even though they're just supporting characters.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watched Chamber of Secrets last night with the whole family for Christmas viewing
    >everyone agrees it's one of the best ones
    >we pause it just before the Aragog bit because the film is too fricking long and you still have an hour left at that point
    >no one else wants to watch the rest
    reeeeeeeeeee

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You couldn't pause it at the butteflies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally exactly where we paused it. I was annoyed, Aragog is the best part

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These two plus the first Narnia are comfykino.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    David Yates was the worst thing that could possibly happen to the series.
    He didn't understand colour.
    He didn't understand magic.
    He didn't understand comedy.
    He didn't understand romance.
    He didn't understand actors.
    Only absolute slop gobblers think his movies are anything more than barely watchable.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So true. The third one set a bad precedent for the rest of the series. I've never understood why its considered the best one by so many people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 3rd one's directorwas doing something completely different, it's not his fault Yates just copied him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have to assume it's lingering affection for the book... until book 6 it's the last time harry has a year where he's not a social pariah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      start out by saying why you do not think it is the best one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is literally the peak no matter what you say
      it's one of the best adventure fantasies for kids ever made not only in the 2000s imo
      perhaps you'd argue first 2 are better harry potter movies but 3 got beyond that so not shit at all

      The duality of Cinemaphile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      David Yates went far beyond what they did in the third movie though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ABSOLUTELY. I'll never forgive it for cutting out the last time Quidditch was ever really important to Harry's life, and I'll always be disgusted at the way it muggled everything down. This was the last movie where the students bothered to wear wizards robes, for Merlin's sake.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is literally the peak no matter what you say
    it's one of the best adventure fantasies for kids ever made not only in the 2000s imo
    perhaps you'd argue first 2 are better harry potter movies but 3 got beyond that so not shit at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is just time travel schlock

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 and the movies pretty much lined up perfectly with me growing up. I was in elementary school when they were just small children in the first two movies. For the last movie I had just graduated high school. That makes the series a comfy rewatch for me.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is still comfy even if it's tonally diff to the first 2. for me, it's the winter scenes, hogsmeade and the marauders map

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bashing on 3 is pure homosexualry
    you're all homosexuals

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were amazing because they have set the tone for sequels, established the atmosphere and made the viewers anxious for the next iteration.
    I remember being marveled by the world shown to me, as a kid, and I would eager to see the new classes, teachers, creatures and spells.
    The movies being launched at christmas time just added to the magic.
    It worked until the 4th movie or so. Then it all turned to teen goyslop.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and truthpilled. Alfonso Cuaron's cringe irrevocably tainted the franchise.

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