Samuel hoidelsteinberg made a comfy 5 figures off fish tank paypig, perma virgin shut in losers. he's never going to stop polluting the site with his paid shills
Samuel hoidelsteinberg made a comfy 5 figures off fish tank paypig, perma virgin shut in losers. he's never going to stop polluting the site with his paid shills
This grifter homosexual has mastered the art of dog whistling to Cinemaphile at this point.
It's not, it's a scam
My god this troony actually spends 24/7 on Cinemaphile just to white knight some fat egirl and seethe about sam
How does Sam still manage to make people seethe after all these years?
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If you're gonna samegay don't make it too obvious
every thread you come in and screech and archive post. Like anyone cares, go away and take your obsession back to whatever Sam wiener-sucking discord you crawled out of
Thats funny coming from the terminally online neet who literally posts the same gossipy shit hundreds of times
I hate how nuMDE does things. Their entire youtube channel is some moronic clickbait homosexualry. >b-but you have to be like that on youtube!
Clearly it doesn't work for MDE so just cut the shit.
Just release the trailers for World Peace and Fishtank. I saw this video pop up and I didn't click it because it's some moronic clickbait ''WOAH I NEED LE THERAPY!!! homeless AT 38????'' It's a video advertising their two shows.
Why are they like this?
It's all funko pop videos, lifehack videos and ''ironic'' Mr Beast videos with these people.
I hate how nuMDE does things. Their entire youtube channel is some moronic clickbait homosexualry. >b-but you have to be like that on youtube!
Clearly it doesn't work for MDE so just cut the shit.
Just release the trailers for World Peace and Fishtank. I saw this video pop up and I didn't click it because it's some moronic clickbait ''WOAH I NEED LE THERAPY!!! HOMELESS AT 38????'' It's a video advertising their two shows.
Why are they like this?
It's all funko pop videos, lifehack videos and ''ironic'' Mr Beast videos with these people.
His target demographic is 16-24 and that's not you anymore gramps. It's for zoomers now and that's what works for them. Hate all you want, what Sam is doing is right on the money business-wise and it's genuinely amazing that he was able to reinvent himself that much. And having a zoomer crew is part of him getting in-tune with their generation to make shit they like. He's an entertainer, he plays to the crowd and does the stuff they want, instead of being a self indulgent wienersucker that makes stuff him and his buddies like.
He would never be able to make something like KSTV season 1 today and s2 is good enough proof of that I think all those offensive public stunts that got him attention are out of his reach today, hell even his original phone videos w/ bowl cut mogs his newer stuff now.
This is precisely why I stopped watching their shit. They blatantly want the zoomie money.
Oh well, there's still the old sam videos. Oh wait no he paywalled that shit too.
as opposite to wanting your money? Who are you exactly, to what demographic group you belong and what types of esoteric sequences of actions should be followed with ritualistic protocol to satisfy your taste? They all grown ups you know, they need money to pay for shit, even hanging out with friends as adult is very difficult sometimes, just synching everyone's working schedule, and to gather a group of adults to do a show is extremely costly. So yeah, they fricking need money, and i bet you are not part of the any paying demographic.
i just love spontaneous violent parts. Some may mock by saying its like "ZOMG REDDIT SO RANDUM!!!" but there is almost no content like that out there where random shit happens and its violent in a comedic and tragic way.
Just look up Charls' sony skit from what, eight years ago? Eminently funnier
I'm starting to turn on Jet with his vast generalizations on his twitter account. He's straight up coming across as someone who's ego expanded to air baloon size overnight.
Sometimes less is more.
But we'll see if he can actually deliver on fishtank season 2. Maybe it is deserved?
frick no it’s not deserved
imagine fricking up leaving 8 autistic people alone in a house by constantly going into the house to do lame bits and essentially turn it into “zoomers parasocial slumber party”
Sam wants to be an eceleb. He doesn’t give a shit about being funny he wants to be a streamer (it’s ironic so it’s ok that he grifts money from 15 year olds)
blame that monobrow ogre they are convinced is good for them
did you also notice how after they took over the one good clip channel for their paywalled content, they immediately stopped uploading clips from their paywalled content
instead of being good advertisement for the paywalled stuff they now just schizophrenically upload 20 minute segments of them talking
These washed up old fricks can't make anything good anymore, all they care about is money. I miss when Sam and charls were broke and actually gave a damn about making art. Nick still seems cool though, funny fricking guy.
mde fit comfortably as board culture when it wasnt forced. now you have that homosexual jet telling sam "dude Cinemaphile is like basically the new mde subreddit, lets advertise there". its incredibly transparent and gay
Sam is too low iq to make any thing new or interesting from to many brain blows larping as a boxer. Jet Neptune is running the show, despite being an inept gross pervy fat frick. Nu mde is in shambles
He's really farming that discord/twitter crowd for clout.
''This is my chance to make it on my own, I just need a bigger following''
Wouldn't be surprised if he started virtue signaling and posting about white supremacy for retweets.
Most frat guys/jock types are easy to talk to If you're not an extreme autist and have some level of confidence and social skills. I've never had any problem talking to them and they're usually very ambitious and hard working, you must just be a little homosexual or something cause they can pick up on that. Greasy, lazy, drug addicted commies love for their misery to have company, so if you relate to them you're probably a low worth degenerate yourself.
They/thems are sex creeps, you're just scared of jocks or something. I was a dork (still am) and they were cool to me because I didn't act like a weirdo around them.
He's an utter degenerate from a broken home, which means he naturally fits in with they/thems
Even Sam couldn't get him to drop his shitty habits and start exercising. Fishtank is the worst best thing that happened to him because it guaranteed he wont change for anything but the worse since he has an ego now.
seethe more, you couldn't get cobra if you gave him 100k, a clock tower mansion and the promise of some of age goth walnut. Enjoy your failure and pretend like not having the king is somehow to your benefit.
This. He only cares about farming paypigs for money now, because in his own words: ''you only have a brief window in life to make as much money as possible''. So naturally, he's going for it.
But he le triggered the snowflakes by repeating pol quotes le ebin. >Bunch of college students watching a fat greaseball trying to be edgy making a fool of himself >Lol lmao triggered
Sam relies on shock comedy and after a decade of these grifters doing the same shit it lost its steam.
It's not an overnight thing. Sam has been burning bridges for years now, it took a minor miracle ($$) for Charls to even agree to do anything with him again. Ruse is still MIA. His whole lazy dad advice in car phase was enough to piss a lot of old fans off, which happened shortly after WP was canned.
>People don't just suddenly despise someone they used to like overnight for no good reason.
Sam has been around for longer than you are alive. He's always been a controversial figure and had haters.
>People that shit on Sam are mostly ex-fans.
yeah, mostly people who see through his shit, while the 20 year olds idolize him because he cites basic shit from self help books as his own advice.
I'm willing to bet it's some amalgamation of troons, Hassan paypigs and Vaush pedos trying like crazy to stop Sam getting his foot in the door again because "le everything is political". I've been in multiple threads where someone will shit on Sam out of fricking nowhere and it's completely unrelated to the thread. Ironically all they would have to do is shut the frick up and let him fade onto obscurity again but they just can't help themselves they have to protect their Turk daddy's honour.
I'm willing to bet it's some amalgamation of troons, Hassan paypigs and Vaush pedos trying like crazy to stop Sam getting his foot in the door again because "le everything is political". I've been in multiple threads where someone will shit on Sam out of fricking nowhere and it's completely unrelated to the thread. Ironically all they would have to do is shut the frick up and let him fade onto obscurity again but they just can't help themselves they have to protect their Turk daddy's honour.
Unless there is some evidence that's just your schizo headcanon. People that used to like Sam on the other hand have some genuine grievances about him. Everything about Sam post-2016 has been scummy, lacking artistic integrity, and just lackluster in general. I'm shocked that the conclusion some of you reach is that everything critical of him is just one autistic schizo simp or a bunch of troons/hassan morons engaging in some culture war shit.
After 2016 Sam hasn't done ANYTHING worthwhile for the leftists to attack him for and nothing noteworthy enough for him to be worth defending. Some people say they find him funny but that doesn't explain the white-knighting. Normal people who are fans of comedians like Seinfeld/Chappelle/Norm don't come crawling out of the woodwork and take insults/controversies regarding those guys personally. Something is deeply wrong with you guys.
Theres also the one sperg who patrols Cinemaphile 24/7 and posts the same pics hundreds of times, literally just mad that Sam fricked his favorite ethot.
The popularity of the fishtank threads alone were a huge advertisement for him, even his zoomers saw that.
Not to mention the posts beforehand which always kept him relevant over the years and made people check up on what he's doing at the time.
He'd be an idiot to ignore Cinemaphile while he's pandering to twitter and discord crowds, as he tries to restore his fame from 2016, except in a safer way this time.
grifter is a stolen RW term
dog whistle is the perfect term to describe what sam is doing in that video
I'd sooner leave the internet forever than watch a minute of vaush
they're all in their late 30s and so are their fans most of them would rather listen to nick talk about homes or antiques than sams infantile Cinemaphile "humour"
Charls looks acts like a broken man. I barely recognize him at this point.
He reminds me of my friends that had a stroke. Still a nice guy but he'll never be the same.
the black dude selling estrogen made me laugh, the rest looked pretty amateur to be honest, and also the sound itself was kinda raw sounding, WP1 did have music running through most skits though so maybe that will help with the feel of it.
It lacks energy though, comparing it with WP1 promos and it looks even worse.
turns out all of those homosexual coastal producers, editors, fx people, makeup artists, quality assurance types actually contribute to a cohesive and attractiveness final product, sure they are all gay, but they likely all had more talent than someone like jet or laker or ben
Wish people would post there, outside of three schizophrenics who just call everyone "Nuzach".
God, I hate that fricking community.
They could of had it... They had the foundations of something neat, and they FRICKED it.
I don't understand how you can be moronic enough to fall for Sam's grift. Even if you're a dumb zoomer surely you'd be able to see he doesn't practice what he preaches and exploited terminally-online Cinemaphile simps to make himself a millionaire.
Why are videos that advertise NFTs allowed on Cinemaphile anyway?
I think it's crazy and not intentional at all the fact that the official mondo twitter looks like a fake profile of the project trying to scam people
turns out all of those homosexual coastal producers, editors, fx people, makeup artists, quality assurance types actually contribute to a cohesive and attractiveness final product, sure they are all gay, but they likely all had more talent than someone like jet or laker or ben
The fat ginger kid that Sam talked about at least in three different PGL episodes mogs all the zoomer crew in terms of being competent at his job.
100%. I remember sam ranting about some "homosexual costume guy in wp1" who was chasing sam around the set trying to get the costume off him after a sketch was done filming and sam is completely perplexed by the idea of someone trying to do their job. its so strange to listen to.
the crazy thing is that the cards are actually kinda fun themselves. they would leave way less of a sour taste if sam just called them mde trading cards or something and dropped at the homosexual nft bullshit. but who cares about making it more palatable to your audience when you can just milk your 30 schizo whales forever
>tfw remember the time he got angry and yelled "do you want to stay poor" when someone said something about NFTs
lol, and he's still selling this megabit stuff
Idubbz >Married to a hoe and took her name. >Cuck >Apologized for offending black people, desperate to regain relevancy
Sam >Groomed 16yo girl >Sucked a trannies penis >Apologized and backpedaled for being edgy when things started heating up, has become a lot less political and wants to become a mainstream youtuber
Who's worse?
The bad reception of the WP2 preview reminded of this Perfect Guy Life episode where Sam was talking to Nick about how the crew is trying to get into the TikTok algorithm by adapting the style of their videos and Sam said that none of his fans should watch that content, it's not supposed to be for MDE fans and that they should stay the frick away from the app. We all know that this is the case with Fishtank, but is it also with World Peace now? Is Sam trying to tell MDE fans that it is over and to move on because he won't stop the madness? It's so weird that he didn't properly announce World Peace 2, Fishtank AND Mondo Megabits drop but instead just posted a video with a le ironic misleading title that might make people think it's another silly shitpost to pump engagement, wasn't he supposed to be proud and high energy about his life project?
i love the idea of sam caving to this /misc/ aesthetic and trying to advertise on Cinemaphile only for 80% of the threads to be about him sucking wiener and scamming people
not him but why do you act like his connection to richard spencer is surprising to anyone in an mde thread on Cinemaphile
is it actually some false flag from his zoomer crew to show everyone how le based sam is? just as a heads up, it doesnt work in either sense. its not shocking and even if a Cinemaphile user were to find this out for the first time, they'd likely go "ok"
Part of what made WP special is that it was on television at all, the fact that they had somehow managed to get this show on television was a joke in and of itself.
You can't do a "jews rock" skit on your online gumroad and think it'll have any kind of impact. I hope Sam is smart enough to realize this because if he isn't its going to fall flat.
He isn't even gonna be that edgy without being on TV, Sam's literally a slave to youtube now and you'll never see anything really edgy out of him other than an occasional dog whistle here and there. Old Sam would have made a huge ant-troony 41% skit but nu-Sam is just gonna do some lame satire that will probably end up making trannies look good somehow.
He wasted all of that money on anabolic steroids only to look like a disgusting freak with a huge gut and inflated head. He keeps trying to fight people because it can't all have been for nothing, could it?
Youtube-friendly content can never be edgy, as much as Sam tries to bury various dog whistles that only his mentally ill cult can understand.
I can already predict how that stupid sketch is gonna play out, troon and nog get into some argument about the nog cutting his hormones with soi or some shit and a shootout begins. Maybe there will be a followup sketch about a hormone producing BrB Heisenberg. Reddit shit.
Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how bad this is, no wonder this nepo grifter didn't fight him >muh training
Dropped all interest in contact sports after the candy man incident, blocked all mentioning of it on all his social media, called the FBI (acab remember) and then paid to have news outlets run damage control to protect his "alpha leftist" brand. I get why people might not like Sam but this is pathetic.
Sam Hyde has become a flanderized version of himself. I guess that's what happens when your entire life is irony, forever. Frick me even Nick Mullen is capable of sincerity, is Sam? ever? He seems like he's in a state of arrested development, where his anger towards the world once made sense, now it just seems phony, like a shield he's hiding behind.
was a big fan for a long time but didn't really enjoy their wp tv show, it was just not "happening" except maybe 2 or 3 moments. i was not mad at it or anything, maybe they would have benefited of a few more years to get good at tv production in general but it didnt happen but i was not too mad since it seem sam tanked his show voluntairily by doing cringe shit on twitter etc but what really got me annoyed was his paid shills in here, it stopped being humorous after one week and its been going on for years now. i got some filters but i guess it missed this thread.
The best bits will be whatever Charls and Nick come up with. Sam fell off when he stopped doing social commentary bifrod in favor of self-help garbage and funkopop "humor". Probably the last funny thing he did on his own was the BLM video.
i just love spontaneous violent parts. Some may mock by saying its like "ZOMG REDDIT SO RANDUM!!!" but there is almost no content like that out there where random shit happens and its violent in a comedic and tragic way.
Unfunny as hell. Just compare this to WP1. They have zero enthusiasm when delivering their lines.
They're old men now. Charls has a Family, Nick has a Family, no clue about Eric but he seems to be more in-tune with how WP1 was.
Basically it's now just a bunch of sad old Gen X-ers trying to make humour not even they like anymore.
thats weird , i remember a thread where charls was losing his shit saying he would never work with him again because he is a manipulator that fricked him pretty bad.. weird he changed his mind. must have been reparation money
>go back
Please spell out the whole sentence. Don't make me infer the meaning of your meme reference. It's not cool. It's just.. not...
Listen to Sam. Enough man.
the real reason why mde was cancelled was because both tim heidecker and brett gelman had stiff competition, you had guys who were actually funny, as opposed to leaning on awkwardness to mask comedic inadequacies.
So how I came to this conclusion was reading youtube comments about why sam hyde can't box at iddubbz event is because is such a commanding presence that can't be controlled, but also can't be outclassed in off the cuff humor and genuinely hilarious, it's off putting to be in a situation where you aren't the focus of attention and this brute exposes your lack of being socially aware by creating an be audience on the spot and playing to them and it being loved, but that is what has dubbz, tim, and brett scared to death of him
Letty ruined Fishtank. And saying the c**t ruined Fishtank is a victory for her, so I've basically just been avoiding everything about it.
She's a fricking miserable c**t, Jeremy was right, and Sam paid $40k to a literal prostitute.
Jet ruined fishtank by being moronic and giving them their phones twice which ruined the magic. Then by the end they were literally collaborating with the contestants and it was all fake.
The fact they had to turn some of their shit down for [[[Adult Swim]]] to air their shenanigans was kind of a quality filter, Hyde is much funnier when he doesn't have full freedom.
WP2 is going to be garbage because he has full freedom to do/say whatever.
>Thoughts?
A glib facsimile.
It looks boring and unfunny. it appears to retread well tread ground. the hormone thing seems to be a recycled moment from a previous MDE "teaser" reel, in which Sam listed off different names for strains of weed, saying stuff like "this will make you get into Harvard and reject them." The Charls headphones clip looked like a near-verbatim rip-off of the girlfriends sketch from WP1 in which he was a football playing jock; Eric falling through the door echoes the gambling Charls sketch from WP1. the chinese guy caricature seems simply like a way to "top" sam doing blackface in the boyfriends sketch from WP1. And the nick being a judge or host or whatever he is feels like an echo of his rant in college c**ts. and I'd add these echoes are all subpar echoes. It's like a child imitating an adult or something. It reeks of twittersphere, chronically online comedy, wherein a "joke" that someone tells is simply a parroted phrase they've picked up from someone else. being "funny" is literally just repeating a meme and referencing some "in-group" knowledge (ironically the in group knowledge is simply mainstream, thing of the day if you've logged into one of the big 3 social media apps). Adding in the eerie music, the vaseline covered camera lens, etc... it's all just a glib facsimile of WP1. I mean shit dude, for all of the hullabaloo about WP1 being censored at the last minute by adult swim and all this great subversive shit supposedly being cut out, how is the self-financed WP2, with no network oversight full of such boring, mundane crap? It's kinda just like they're running on the fumes of the nostalgia that "edgy"/alt zoomers have for something that they discovered through random clips post world peace cancellation... hope someone else can understand what i'm trying to convey. it was a mistake to not bring ruse back.
Most annoying to me is how he keeps saying ''it's better than WP1! I'm serious guys!'' when that line is clearly just a shitty attempt at building hype and marketing.
how bout instead of spending all of his time and effort on marketing and content farming he puts his time and effort into developing something that's actually good? >BING BING WAHOO WE HAVE A NFT NOW GUISE AND A REALITY SHOW AND 3 LIVE STREAMS AND I BOXED
that's all well and good and he's gotta make money but we don't have to pretend like the show is good or that he isn't lying to us lmfao
Sam said months ago that a good chunk of the sketches were going to be just sequels to previous ones, he and Charls made one called "how to make air", the sequel to the tap water one, the Charls with headphones one is the sequel to the break up sketches etc. MDE is dead. The only crumb of content I want now is the Charls streams without Minecraft and resented pseudo esoteric monologues
This is how he made videos since the beginning. Any oldhead remembers Sam would always ask for fans on Facebook to write jokes and sketches for him. It really isnt a coincidence once he started leaning into the wingnat crowd you started to see stupid hackneyed and low effort /misc/ memes.
The guy's a producer, at the end of the day. Not an artist. His skill was always just collecting other people, and getting them to make content for him. Better yet, if he can skip out on paying them.
It gave me the feeling of “I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE MILLENIUM FALCON” because even if WP2 is shit it still takes me back to being a teenager watching it and being a moronic /misc/ack. It’s so long ago but feels like yesterday. We truly must make the most of the time we have
>This thread had incredibly negative energy towards guys that are just trying to make you laugh.
Maybe the rest of the cast just want to make you laugh, but Sam just wants the cash and clout. There's no doubt about that.
>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF >DUDE JUST DON'T EXPRESS YOUR HONEST OPINION TOWARD A PIECE OF MEDIA ON A FORUM SPECIFICALLY CREATED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISCUSS THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT PIECES OF MEDIA >DUDE JUST LET PEOPLE PROJECT THEIR WORLDVIEW WITH A TERRIBLY LAZY AND UNFUNNY MONEYGRAB "SKETCH SHOW" BUT DON'T PROJECT YOUR OWN OPINION ABOUT IT IN TURN >YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE A WORLDVIEW IF YOU'RE MAKING A PIECE OF MEDIA BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE A WORLDVIEW IF YOU ARE REACTING TO THAT PIECE OF MEDIA >DUDE THE LIKE TO DISLIKE RATIO IS POSITIVE SO YOU SHOULD JUST LIKE IT BRO >DUDE SOMEONE SAID THEY GENUINELY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH THIS SO YOU SHOULD NEVER MENTION ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT IT >DUDE MDE IS ALL ABOUT POSITIVITY NOW ISN'T THAT SO BASED >DUDE PLEASE STOP MAKING ME READ WORDS CAN YOU JUST MAKE A 2 SENTENCE MEME ABOUT IT AND A TIKTOK WITH BODYBUILDERS AND THE LATEST TOP 40 SONG CHOPPED AND SCREWED SO I CAN FEEL EDGY WHILE I DIGEST IT FOR 20 SECONDS BEFORE SCROLLING ONTO THE NEXT THING?
would you shut up, man?
Ghostsuckers
The Great War
Theartre of the Aire
Daughter University
Bill Grifter
Wine Party remake
Fishtank
it's all trash, and the vast majority of nu-mde fans are cumtown/adam friedland/shane gillis fans, so that's the target audience now, so expect it to be absolute dogshit
>That funko pop video which was a ripoff of IDubbbz early content
Holy shit you're right. WP2 is literally gonna be those shitty Gilly and Keaves sketches.
I remember Sam being so fanatical about the look of digital video, and yet it looks like every other project he's done.
Dude's just a lazy liar or something.
I don't get it.
If you think about it, Sam has achieved Joe Rogan levels of bullshitting. Both talk too much about having work ethic and being disciplined to achieve their vision and the end result is some unfunny fried shit.
Someone should make a loop of WP2 and Fishtank footage with the audio of this clip playing in the background https://youtu.be/lRXFPD5sqNs?si=uEjSdZdSNN9sW8uX
Remember after the Louis CK masturbation incident he tried to bounce back by directing that movie Fourth of July? Remember how it was total shit? That's because productions require either an insane amount of people or an insane amount of talent, and the former is a lot easier to do. Sam replaced Andrew Ruse with Zoomers and Adult Swims resources with Craigslist. Simple weekly 5 minute sketches would actually be funny but Sam would rather spend a million dollars trying to create a "TV show".
I get you came here from reddit but if you see a thread you dont like you can filter it. You're like a manchild who goes into a capeshit movie pissing and shitting himself screaming in the theater, you 300lb baby.
What trauma is Sam projecting?
>err ackshully if you think mde is funny you think sam is your edaddy null was right about you simps
*posts the troonfarms screencap for the 200th time*
losers seethe about sams very existence because he proves to them that with high ambition and high effort, even someone like sam can create something and become successful. this very fact is like a mirror that shows just how much of a lazy entitled loser sam haters are, and they can't stand it, they would rather try to tear down his image to make themselves feel better than to try and do anything with their lives. the show hasnt even come out and you lot already saying it's bad, because if it's good, then that is yet more proof about how much of a loser you are. you want it to fail so badly, you're on the edge of your seat, you can't sleep at night, worrying about it. if this show is good, then i'm a loser, but if it fails, then it proves to me that not doing anything with my life is justified, because even sam failed so why should i try? when mde 2 is a hit, you'll no longer have an excuse, and it will tear you apart inside. but after a while you will look for someone else, another project that you will be praying against, that it fails, and maybe it will, and you'll feel better about yourself again, content in mutual failure. pathetic.
>losers seethe about sams very existence because he proves to them that with high ambition and high effort, even someone like sam can create something and become successful.
All negative posts I've read in here were from disappointed fans, people who literally had their expectations of Sam succeeding crushed lol yeah he's been making bank but the content is shit for over half a decade, people had their hopes high up again when they found out about the gang being back together. Sam once again spat at the face of his fans, he would punch your mother in the face if he could make a penny out of it. Dummy.
sure thing pal, just remember that when fishtank season 2 takes over the catalog this winter i will know that you are seething in your impotent schizo rage.
>proud of spamming the catalogue for a rich has been
it will mostly end up filtered
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I refuse to believe this isn't a promised to be paid shill, motherfricker is seething hoping to catch another seether to counterargument with. If Fishtank and WP2 end up being good and we all end up wrong we'll be happy for it and will be watching both lol besides the markyposter there's not a single negative comment that didn't come from a fan
I want it to be funny, I don't think it will be. a combination of boring and antagonistic zoomer sycophants in the MDE orbit, fractured relationships, roid-induced egomania, poorly managed MDE brand, low quality output, obvious grifts, lack of actual writing, loss of coherent artistic/comedic vision, attempts to appeal to zoomers, and a fixation on money are all getting in the way of this succeeding
To be honest I hated World Peace and I only watched the new Sam shit when Nicks around, like when Sam went to his shop etc.
I bought a candle off Nick, things pretty good, I may but my mom a rug off him too, point is, Sam pretty much is done for and Nick brings all the entertainment you want.
Its why his home show does so good, he loves doing it, meanwhile Sam does his little stream and just talks about how much he hates it and hates the people watching it while destroying a thousand dollar pair of shoes thinking its funny because he used spray paint on them. Or puking up shit into a cup and showing the camera.
>UH OH I JUST WENT NUTS AGAIN AND BROKE ALL OUR EQUIPMENT WHILE ONE OF MY WORKERS GETS PISSED I DID IT AGAIN! WHOOPSIE DOODLE!!! ARENT I WACKY!!!
>Thoughts
i think i cant make anything of it because its literally 2 second clips how the frick am i supposed to tell if its shit or not jesus christ. at least wait for the torrents before you let your obvious bias shine through.
Trepidatious. It looks fine, but they don't really show 'highlights' so you can't gauge it too much. I wrot a skit for the show. I wanted to send it in. I think it was OK, really tried to channel the nihilistic apathy of Chris. Never got around to really finishing it fully though so I'll wait until wp3 comes out and just send a giant dono asking them to review it and see if they like it. No doubt Sam will say no and take the money kek.
I'm a writer and enjoy writing. If I have an idea I go with it. My life doesn't revolve around this one thing anon. I'd prefer not to let a good idea go to waste. I could make it myself, but I wrote it for them as actors and their style/voice.
You are a real human being with genuine plans to make a "giant" donation to Sam Hyde within a few years for your "nihilistic" comedy-sketch you didn't finish. Frick you.
Charls had twins with his wife who suffered from that major earthquake in Turkey. So he stopped giving a frick and is trying to make maximum cash with Sam Hyde to ensure his kids have a future.
yeah stop spamming your homosexual shit here lmfao
Sam Hyde BUCK BROKEN by Cinemaphile
Samuel hoidelsteinberg made a comfy 5 figures off fish tank paypig, perma virgin shut in losers. he's never going to stop polluting the site with his paid shills
My god this troony actually spends 24/7 on Cinemaphile just to white knight some fat egirl and seethe about sam
Either its a terminally online troon or bot
every thread you come in and screech and archive post. Like anyone cares, go away and take your obsession back to whatever Sam wiener-sucking discord you crawled out of
Thats funny coming from the terminally online neet who literally posts the same gossipy shit hundreds of times
Frank Hassle is the best part
I hate how nuMDE does things. Their entire youtube channel is some moronic clickbait homosexualry.
>b-but you have to be like that on youtube!
Clearly it doesn't work for MDE so just cut the shit.
Just release the trailers for World Peace and Fishtank. I saw this video pop up and I didn't click it because it's some moronic clickbait ''WOAH I NEED LE THERAPY!!! HOMELESS AT 38????'' It's a video advertising their two shows.
Why are they like this?
It's all funko pop videos, lifehack videos and ''ironic'' Mr Beast videos with these people.
its his homosexual zoomer crew suggesting all the epic ironic clickbait
blame jet
textbook definition of grifting
>b-but it's ironic!
if you suck and frick a dick ironically you're still sucking dick.
In his post adult swim saga Sam picked up some class Z brain parasites
Yeah, I finally gave up on them after so many years. There is nothing left of who they used to be anymore.
His target demographic is 16-24 and that's not you anymore gramps. It's for zoomers now and that's what works for them. Hate all you want, what Sam is doing is right on the money business-wise and it's genuinely amazing that he was able to reinvent himself that much. And having a zoomer crew is part of him getting in-tune with their generation to make shit they like. He's an entertainer, he plays to the crowd and does the stuff they want, instead of being a self indulgent wienersucker that makes stuff him and his buddies like.
>His target demographic is 16-24
all those hot young xanax addicted twinks, yeah, uh, playing to the crowd
That's what's hot right now grandpop
He's been dead for 10 years
not since like 2018-19, boomer bro
His young catamite boi harem is impressive.
He would never be able to make something like KSTV season 1 today and s2 is good enough proof of that I think all those offensive public stunts that got him attention are out of his reach today, hell even his original phone videos w/ bowl cut mogs his newer stuff now.
This is precisely why I stopped watching their shit. They blatantly want the zoomie money.
Oh well, there's still the old sam videos. Oh wait no he paywalled that shit too.
>want the zoomie money
as opposite to wanting your money? Who are you exactly, to what demographic group you belong and what types of esoteric sequences of actions should be followed with ritualistic protocol to satisfy your taste? They all grown ups you know, they need money to pay for shit, even hanging out with friends as adult is very difficult sometimes, just synching everyone's working schedule, and to gather a group of adults to do a show is extremely costly. So yeah, they fricking need money, and i bet you are not part of the any paying demographic.
I didn't read any of that just so you know.
Just look up Charls' sony skit from what, eight years ago? Eminently funnier
I'm starting to turn on Jet with his vast generalizations on his twitter account. He's straight up coming across as someone who's ego expanded to air baloon size overnight.
Sometimes less is more.
But we'll see if he can actually deliver on fishtank season 2. Maybe it is deserved?
frick no it’s not deserved
imagine fricking up leaving 8 autistic people alone in a house by constantly going into the house to do lame bits and essentially turn it into “zoomers parasocial slumber party”
Sam wants to be an eceleb. He doesn’t give a shit about being funny he wants to be a streamer (it’s ironic so it’s ok that he grifts money from 15 year olds)
It's satire
blame that monobrow ogre they are convinced is good for them
did you also notice how after they took over the one good clip channel for their paywalled content, they immediately stopped uploading clips from their paywalled content
instead of being good advertisement for the paywalled stuff they now just schizophrenically upload 20 minute segments of them talking
I’m going to share a positive opinion about Sam Hyde on Cinemaphile.
based
might even pay for it, as it's the only legitimately funny sketch show of the last decade
>AD STATUS
BOUGHT
>JANNY STATUS
PAID
>DIAGNOSIS
FULL BLOWN AIDS
You now remember Goldstriker coffee
You now remember kickstarter tv
These washed up old fricks can't make anything good anymore, all they care about is money. I miss when Sam and charls were broke and actually gave a damn about making art. Nick still seems cool though, funny fricking guy.
>puts in a Mr Beast reference
This isn't the Sam Hyde I grew up with
You now remember Hasan has more money than Sam
too bad money can't buy him a spine.
nah i never knew that
mde fit comfortably as board culture when it wasnt forced. now you have that homosexual jet telling sam "dude Cinemaphile is like basically the new mde subreddit, lets advertise there". its incredibly transparent and gay
>mde threads
ok whatever
>fishtank
shark jumped
>ads bought
Charls said Sam has sex with men and I guess he's right
Realistically, how soon can we expect a falling out between them?
Sam is too low iq to make any thing new or interesting from to many brain blows larping as a boxer. Jet Neptune is running the show, despite being an inept gross pervy fat frick. Nu mde is in shambles
It honestly can't happen soon enough, that homosexual jet is like the yoko Ono of mde
how long did Sam's other eromenoi last?
+/- 6 months to that figure
this moronic shit killed any hype i may have had for world peace 2 by the way
Jet's ego is getting bigger and bigger everyday, it's going to clash
good, that LULZ homosexual needs a reality check
this is what finally made me realize that jet is a total homosexual
He's really farming that discord/twitter crowd for clout.
''This is my chance to make it on my own, I just need a bigger following''
Wouldn't be surprised if he started virtue signaling and posting about white supremacy for retweets.
but he's right though, they/thems are easily to talk to than normie frat "chads" with no real personality
You're just butthurt 'cause you got bullied by frat kids.
I didn't, actually, stop projecting
Most frat guys/jock types are easy to talk to If you're not an extreme autist and have some level of confidence and social skills. I've never had any problem talking to them and they're usually very ambitious and hard working, you must just be a little homosexual or something cause they can pick up on that. Greasy, lazy, drug addicted commies love for their misery to have company, so if you relate to them you're probably a low worth degenerate yourself.
You have never talked to a normal person
That's literally not true
They/thems are sex creeps, you're just scared of jocks or something. I was a dork (still am) and they were cool to me because I didn't act like a weirdo around them.
i couldnt say homosexual or Black person around dyed hair freaks and they'd probably ask me to call a man a woman so no thanks
He's an utter degenerate from a broken home, which means he naturally fits in with they/thems
Even Sam couldn't get him to drop his shitty habits and start exercising. Fishtank is the worst best thing that happened to him because it guaranteed he wont change for anything but the worse since he has an ego now.
Nice take, Jet! Can't wait to see Hassle, Fatty, and Buckingham in S2!
seethe more, you couldn't get cobra if you gave him 100k, a clock tower mansion and the promise of some of age goth walnut. Enjoy your failure and pretend like not having the king is somehow to your benefit.
>fish tank is about advancing culture
lmao homie wtf
Utter delusion
Hopefully during fishtank season 2
It looks great. Might be the only digital thing I will pay for in like a decade
MY FRIEND SAM SAID THE MEME WORDS!!!! HES JUST LIKE ME!!!!!
he just isnt funny anymore and the amount of shilling he does makes it even more annoying
This. He only cares about farming paypigs for money now, because in his own words: ''you only have a brief window in life to make as much money as possible''. So naturally, he's going for it.
sams stand up was so unbelievably bad i cant believe they decided to record it and upload it
UH ITS IRONIC JUST LIKE ANDY KAUFMAN YOU WOULDNT GET IT, CIVILIAN
But he le triggered the snowflakes by repeating pol quotes le ebin.
>Bunch of college students watching a fat greaseball trying to be edgy making a fool of himself
>Lol lmao triggered
Sam relies on shock comedy and after a decade of these grifters doing the same shit it lost its steam.
gutta man was kind of funny, also the israelite one
why did wp1 feel like a real show and 2 feels like a youtube video?
you make a sketch show with the army you have not the army you want nor the your israeli mother was able to get you 10 years ago
How does Sam still manage to make people seethe after all these years?
Because despite all their hate he still won
Its just discord trannies
Seems pretty obvious the lefty trooncords have it out for him
Ive never seen any evidence of this, much less proof. People that shit on Sam are mostly ex-fans.
People don't just suddenly despise someone they used to like overnight for no good reason. This isn't organic.
It's not an overnight thing. Sam has been burning bridges for years now, it took a minor miracle ($$) for Charls to even agree to do anything with him again. Ruse is still MIA. His whole lazy dad advice in car phase was enough to piss a lot of old fans off, which happened shortly after WP was canned.
>People don't just suddenly despise someone they used to like overnight for no good reason.
Sam has been around for longer than you are alive. He's always been a controversial figure and had haters.
>People that shit on Sam are mostly ex-fans.
yeah, mostly people who see through his shit, while the 20 year olds idolize him because he cites basic shit from self help books as his own advice.
I'm willing to bet it's some amalgamation of troons, Hassan paypigs and Vaush pedos trying like crazy to stop Sam getting his foot in the door again because "le everything is political". I've been in multiple threads where someone will shit on Sam out of fricking nowhere and it's completely unrelated to the thread. Ironically all they would have to do is shut the frick up and let him fade onto obscurity again but they just can't help themselves they have to protect their Turk daddy's honour.
Its because he's a dicksucking homosexual who spams the board, idk what all these schizo theories are when its that simple
Unless there is some evidence that's just your schizo headcanon. People that used to like Sam on the other hand have some genuine grievances about him. Everything about Sam post-2016 has been scummy, lacking artistic integrity, and just lackluster in general. I'm shocked that the conclusion some of you reach is that everything critical of him is just one autistic schizo simp or a bunch of troons/hassan morons engaging in some culture war shit.
After 2016 Sam hasn't done ANYTHING worthwhile for the leftists to attack him for and nothing noteworthy enough for him to be worth defending. Some people say they find him funny but that doesn't explain the white-knighting. Normal people who are fans of comedians like Seinfeld/Chappelle/Norm don't come crawling out of the woodwork and take insults/controversies regarding those guys personally. Something is deeply wrong with you guys.
Theres also the one sperg who patrols Cinemaphile 24/7 and posts the same pics hundreds of times, literally just mad that Sam fricked his favorite ethot.
all the troons seething itt (re: you) is evidence
>32 posts
>17 posters
Oh my god is this another discord troony raid? Im surprised!
This grifter homosexual has mastered the art of dog whistling to Cinemaphile at this point.
How do you figure when 3/4ths of any thread they try and make is just people shitting on him and his paypigs?
>3/4ths
Yes anon, three fourths, otherwise known as three quarters
The popularity of the fishtank threads alone were a huge advertisement for him, even his zoomers saw that.
Not to mention the posts beforehand which always kept him relevant over the years and made people check up on what he's doing at the time.
He'd be an idiot to ignore Cinemaphile while he's pandering to twitter and discord crowds, as he tries to restore his fame from 2016, except in a safer way this time.
>grifter
>dog whistle
Lmao you have vaush open in the other tab don't you?
>t.
You're literally using left wing terms though.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS
kek you are such a stereotype god damn go read a book or something
Dumb left wing incel
Neither of those terms are inherently left wing. Get a life
grifter is a stolen RW term
dog whistle is the perfect term to describe what sam is doing in that video
I'd sooner leave the internet forever than watch a minute of vaush
looks bad. the nu-MDE zoomers also suck
Eric dressed as a Chinaman made me laugh.
WP was never good
This shit is fricking pathetic. Stop supporting terrorists with your moms credit card.
they're all in their late 30s and so are their fans most of them would rather listen to nick talk about homes or antiques than sams infantile Cinemaphile "humour"
>being a right leaning comedian with no focus on politics = terrorist
Lurk moar Black person
Charls is the only who's a genuinely a funny person
aye. the least funny bits in the original were always the sam bits. no idea why he developed a cult following of homosexuals
He's only funny when he's with them, though.
Nice digits
thanks
nerd
he really isn’t
Charls looks acts like a broken man. I barely recognize him at this point.
He reminds me of my friends that had a stroke. Still a nice guy but he'll never be the same.
you can tell this sickens him to his core, but what else is he gonna do
He's got that genuine crazy person charisma. Could be a cult leader (and probably will be one day).
Kino Content
Cringe shit
lame grifter shit, MDE is dead
the black dude selling estrogen made me laugh, the rest looked pretty amateur to be honest, and also the sound itself was kinda raw sounding, WP1 did have music running through most skits though so maybe that will help with the feel of it.
It lacks energy though, comparing it with WP1 promos and it looks even worse.
I'm just going to attribute it to being a rough cut and not finished, but they did lose their god tier editor since MDE1
they also lost Andrew Ruse, which is a big loss
turns out all of those homosexual coastal producers, editors, fx people, makeup artists, quality assurance types actually contribute to a cohesive and attractiveness final product, sure they are all gay, but they likely all had more talent than someone like jet or laker or ben
dont forget the prop and set makers, the guys who did that stuff on wp1 did a great job
you'd be surprised at how blue collar the union guys are who work on film sets are
they are almost all definitely voting for trump
Did he reference Gahoole's board?
that fat homosexual breaking character and freaking the frick out about dicky posters was the funniest shit to me
it really is true that abhorrent shit filters the frick out of sensitive redditor types
Qrd
Wish people would post there, outside of three schizophrenics who just call everyone "Nuzach".
God, I hate that fricking community.
They could of had it... They had the foundations of something neat, and they FRICKED it.
I don't understand how you can be moronic enough to fall for Sam's grift. Even if you're a dumb zoomer surely you'd be able to see he doesn't practice what he preaches and exploited terminally-online Cinemaphile simps to make himself a millionaire.
Why are videos that advertise NFTs allowed on Cinemaphile anyway?
mondomegabits is different
It's not, it's a scam
I think it's crazy and not intentional at all the fact that the official mondo twitter looks like a fake profile of the project trying to scam people
The fat ginger kid that Sam talked about at least in three different PGL episodes mogs all the zoomer crew in terms of being competent at his job.
100%. I remember sam ranting about some "homosexual costume guy in wp1" who was chasing sam around the set trying to get the costume off him after a sketch was done filming and sam is completely perplexed by the idea of someone trying to do their job. its so strange to listen to.
Everyone that invested in it lost money lol
"Investment grade" my ass lol
Sam is a homosexual con man.
the crazy thing is that the cards are actually kinda fun themselves. they would leave way less of a sour taste if sam just called them mde trading cards or something and dropped at the homosexual nft bullshit. but who cares about making it more palatable to your audience when you can just milk your 30 schizo whales forever
>tfw remember the time he got angry and yelled "do you want to stay poor" when someone said something about NFTs
lol, and he's still selling this megabit stuff
It's like actually 8 seconds, there's nothing to go off of
Idubbz
>Married to a hoe and took her name.
>Cuck
>Apologized for offending black people, desperate to regain relevancy
Sam
>Groomed 16yo girl
>Sucked a trannies penis
>Apologized and backpedaled for being edgy when things started heating up, has become a lot less political and wants to become a mainstream youtuber
Who's worse?
Zoomers who give these talentless worthless ecelebs a platform are the worst by far
They're homosexuals but not in the "I went to RISD and took a 1000 wieners up the ass" homosexuals.
The bad reception of the WP2 preview reminded of this Perfect Guy Life episode where Sam was talking to Nick about how the crew is trying to get into the TikTok algorithm by adapting the style of their videos and Sam said that none of his fans should watch that content, it's not supposed to be for MDE fans and that they should stay the frick away from the app. We all know that this is the case with Fishtank, but is it also with World Peace now? Is Sam trying to tell MDE fans that it is over and to move on because he won't stop the madness? It's so weird that he didn't properly announce World Peace 2, Fishtank AND Mondo Megabits drop but instead just posted a video with a le ironic misleading title that might make people think it's another silly shitpost to pump engagement, wasn't he supposed to be proud and high energy about his life project?
i love the idea of sam caving to this /misc/ aesthetic and trying to advertise on Cinemaphile only for 80% of the threads to be about him sucking wiener and scamming people
Saw on Sam's twitter that Richard Spencer is gonna be a surprise guest on WP2, look him up it should be hilarious.
im all for clowning on sam, but nobody here is surprised by sams connections to controversial right-figures, are you a robot
That picture predates WP2
It does not, it's from 2018, there's footage of Sam wearing this outfit during the book burning after the Unite the Right shit
not him but why do you act like his connection to richard spencer is surprising to anyone in an mde thread on Cinemaphile
is it actually some false flag from his zoomer crew to show everyone how le based sam is? just as a heads up, it doesnt work in either sense. its not shocking and even if a Cinemaphile user were to find this out for the first time, they'd likely go "ok"
>it’s not, it’s from before WP2
Ftfy
Not one cares about that grifter anymore, especially now that he became a "lib".
No Ruse, no watch. It's that simple.
Part of what made WP special is that it was on television at all, the fact that they had somehow managed to get this show on television was a joke in and of itself.
You can't do a "jews rock" skit on your online gumroad and think it'll have any kind of impact. I hope Sam is smart enough to realize this because if he isn't its going to fall flat.
He isn't even gonna be that edgy without being on TV, Sam's literally a slave to youtube now and you'll never see anything really edgy out of him other than an occasional dog whistle here and there. Old Sam would have made a huge ant-troony 41% skit but nu-Sam is just gonna do some lame satire that will probably end up making trannies look good somehow.
He wasted all of that money on anabolic steroids only to look like a disgusting freak with a huge gut and inflated head. He keeps trying to fight people because it can't all have been for nothing, could it?
unsubscribed
unfriended
downvoted
disliked
cancelled
will not watch
fight hasan piker
gays
>haha nogs are gonna deal hormones on the streets to desperate troons, ISNT THAT FUNNY AND EDGY
way to go Sam you sure showed them
>Sam is edgy and shocking... isn't that a cool thing for a 43 year old man to be?
imagine having this opinion while posting on Cinemaphile of all places
Youtube-friendly content can never be edgy, as much as Sam tries to bury various dog whistles that only his mentally ill cult can understand.
I can already predict how that stupid sketch is gonna play out, troon and nog get into some argument about the nog cutting his hormones with soi or some shit and a shootout begins. Maybe there will be a followup sketch about a hormone producing BrB Heisenberg. Reddit shit.
You have to calm down.
gem
WP2 is gonna hit about has hard as Hasan's kick.
Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how bad this is, no wonder this nepo grifter didn't fight him
>muh training
Dropped all interest in contact sports after the candy man incident, blocked all mentioning of it on all his social media, called the FBI (acab remember) and then paid to have news outlets run damage control to protect his "alpha leftist" brand. I get why people might not like Sam but this is pathetic.
demoralization psyop slop shit designed purely to manipulate you. dont watch, also dont watch meatcanyon
Sam Hyde has become a flanderized version of himself. I guess that's what happens when your entire life is irony, forever. Frick me even Nick Mullen is capable of sincerity, is Sam? ever? He seems like he's in a state of arrested development, where his anger towards the world once made sense, now it just seems phony, like a shield he's hiding behind.
What the frick are you talking about? It looks great.
genuinely looks terrible but his new fanbase of fatherless zoomers will eat it up
remember he was an ectomorphic twink who looked different in every sketch?
>giving gahoole's tvchan a shoutout
fricking based
was a big fan for a long time but didn't really enjoy their wp tv show, it was just not "happening" except maybe 2 or 3 moments. i was not mad at it or anything, maybe they would have benefited of a few more years to get good at tv production in general but it didnt happen but i was not too mad since it seem sam tanked his show voluntairily by doing cringe shit on twitter etc but what really got me annoyed was his paid shills in here, it stopped being humorous after one week and its been going on for years now. i got some filters but i guess it missed this thread.
everyone on this board is a paid shill
except me of course
even if WP2 will be shit, it will be kino from post-irony standpoint, so i will watch it and pretend its a masterpeace
The best bits will be whatever Charls and Nick come up with. Sam fell off when he stopped doing social commentary bifrod in favor of self-help garbage and funkopop "humor". Probably the last funny thing he did on his own was the BLM video.
i just love spontaneous violent parts. Some may mock by saying its like "ZOMG REDDIT SO RANDUM!!!" but there is almost no content like that out there where random shit happens and its violent in a comedic and tragic way.
Unfunny as hell. Just compare this to WP1. They have zero enthusiasm when delivering their lines.
They're old men now. Charls has a Family, Nick has a Family, no clue about Eric but he seems to be more in-tune with how WP1 was.
Basically it's now just a bunch of sad old Gen X-ers trying to make humour not even they like anymore.
MDE LIVE RIGHT NOW W/ CHARLS
>"/tv/chan play that kino"
holy cringe
Atrocious, also MDE Presents: World Peace trademark is still owned by Cartoon Network.
Imagine simping for CN
thats weird , i remember a thread where charls was losing his shit saying he would never work with him again because he is a manipulator that fricked him pretty bad.. weird he changed his mind. must have been reparation money
Well to sam's credit, he actually admitted he was a piece of shit and apologized to charls on livestream and invited him back.
>Mr Beast reference in WP2
dated garbaggio already
no thanks
We should stop having inside jokes and niche words so we can recognize each other. It's just not cool anymore guys. Stop.
>we
go back
>go back
Please spell out the whole sentence. Don't make me infer the meaning of your meme reference. It's not cool. It's just.. not...
Listen to Sam. Enough man.
Quit talking like a goddamn redditor homosexual
Sam 100% confirmed for seething about Edie posting
dumb israelite
This is Elon Musk tweets level of "how do u do fellow kids"
it's meta irony, you wouldn't get it.
>fishtank threads weren't artificially shil-
alright sam its starting to get a little cringe
We are eating good this winter, bros.
This video is embarrassing.
the real reason why mde was cancelled was because both tim heidecker and brett gelman had stiff competition, you had guys who were actually funny, as opposed to leaning on awkwardness to mask comedic inadequacies.
So how I came to this conclusion was reading youtube comments about why sam hyde can't box at iddubbz event is because is such a commanding presence that can't be controlled, but also can't be outclassed in off the cuff humor and genuinely hilarious, it's off putting to be in a situation where you aren't the focus of attention and this brute exposes your lack of being socially aware by creating an be audience on the spot and playing to them and it being loved, but that is what has dubbz, tim, and brett scared to death of him
Sam got mogged hard by BG Kumbi.
Who?
I've noticed that whenever legitimate criticism is raised about Sam's work he resorts to three responses.
>You're nobody
>You're poor
> And shit like
>and Shit like
But who is BG Kumbi?
That's not even criticism. That's just you saying that Sam got mogged by some random dude no one has ever heard of.
I didn't mean to reply to you, dumbo
My bad, but also your bad.
its this boring fricking wiener sucker "troll contrarian" type that make me stop watching anything shilled for hyde. you win some you lose some, eh!
Letty ruined Fishtank. And saying the c**t ruined Fishtank is a victory for her, so I've basically just been avoiding everything about it.
She's a fricking miserable c**t, Jeremy was right, and Sam paid $40k to a literal prostitute.
>Letty ruined Fishtank
you mean carried it
Fishtank was ruined the moment Simmons was out.
Letty was a plant and the fact people still don't get this is hilarious.
Josie was boring, bro
Jet ruined fishtank by being moronic and giving them their phones twice which ruined the magic. Then by the end they were literally collaborating with the contestants and it was all fake.
imagine actually being this unhinged. Lock this dude up before he kills his parents.
Frick off, Jet. We all know she gave you herpes.
Who tf is jeremy
>he doesn't know
unironically the most kino part of the tank and he wasn't even in the house
The fact they had to turn some of their shit down for [[[Adult Swim]]] to air their shenanigans was kind of a quality filter, Hyde is much funnier when he doesn't have full freedom.
WP2 is going to be garbage because he has full freedom to do/say whatever.
buy another ad homosexual
no one care about Williamsburg anymore.
>Thoughts?
A glib facsimile.
It looks boring and unfunny. it appears to retread well tread ground. the hormone thing seems to be a recycled moment from a previous MDE "teaser" reel, in which Sam listed off different names for strains of weed, saying stuff like "this will make you get into Harvard and reject them." The Charls headphones clip looked like a near-verbatim rip-off of the girlfriends sketch from WP1 in which he was a football playing jock; Eric falling through the door echoes the gambling Charls sketch from WP1. the chinese guy caricature seems simply like a way to "top" sam doing blackface in the boyfriends sketch from WP1. And the nick being a judge or host or whatever he is feels like an echo of his rant in college c**ts. and I'd add these echoes are all subpar echoes. It's like a child imitating an adult or something. It reeks of twittersphere, chronically online comedy, wherein a "joke" that someone tells is simply a parroted phrase they've picked up from someone else. being "funny" is literally just repeating a meme and referencing some "in-group" knowledge (ironically the in group knowledge is simply mainstream, thing of the day if you've logged into one of the big 3 social media apps). Adding in the eerie music, the vaseline covered camera lens, etc... it's all just a glib facsimile of WP1. I mean shit dude, for all of the hullabaloo about WP1 being censored at the last minute by adult swim and all this great subversive shit supposedly being cut out, how is the self-financed WP2, with no network oversight full of such boring, mundane crap? It's kinda just like they're running on the fumes of the nostalgia that "edgy"/alt zoomers have for something that they discovered through random clips post world peace cancellation... hope someone else can understand what i'm trying to convey. it was a mistake to not bring ruse back.
Most annoying to me is how he keeps saying ''it's better than WP1! I'm serious guys!'' when that line is clearly just a shitty attempt at building hype and marketing.
What do you want him to say? "It sucks don't watch it"?
He has this one saved for 8 years from now when he releases the Joyride early access
how bout instead of spending all of his time and effort on marketing and content farming he puts his time and effort into developing something that's actually good?
>BING BING WAHOO WE HAVE A NFT NOW GUISE AND A REALITY SHOW AND 3 LIVE STREAMS AND I BOXED
that's all well and good and he's gotta make money but we don't have to pretend like the show is good or that he isn't lying to us lmfao
He's too busy thinking about peanuts and his new Venturi, he can't wait to buy a new car after the Mondo drop!!!!!
Sam said months ago that a good chunk of the sketches were going to be just sequels to previous ones, he and Charls made one called "how to make air", the sequel to the tap water one, the Charls with headphones one is the sequel to the break up sketches etc. MDE is dead. The only crumb of content I want now is the Charls streams without Minecraft and resented pseudo esoteric monologues
Don't forget the several embarrassing tweets Sam made asking his fans to come up with things for him
This is how he made videos since the beginning. Any oldhead remembers Sam would always ask for fans on Facebook to write jokes and sketches for him. It really isnt a coincidence once he started leaning into the wingnat crowd you started to see stupid hackneyed and low effort /misc/ memes.
The guy's a producer, at the end of the day. Not an artist. His skill was always just collecting other people, and getting them to make content for him. Better yet, if he can skip out on paying them.
damn that's sad why the frick are ppl eating this up like it's an actual good show??
Something I always have to give Sam and team is the majestic music.
It gave me the feeling of “I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE MILLENIUM FALCON” because even if WP2 is shit it still takes me back to being a teenager watching it and being a moronic /misc/ack. It’s so long ago but feels like yesterday. We truly must make the most of the time we have
This thread had incredibly negative energy towards guys that are just trying to make you laugh.
>This thread had incredibly negative energy towards guys that are just trying to make you laugh.
Maybe the rest of the cast just want to make you laugh, but Sam just wants the cash and clout. There's no doubt about that.
Woah its almost like hes running a fricking business
>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF
>DUDE JUST DON'T EXPRESS YOUR HONEST OPINION TOWARD A PIECE OF MEDIA ON A FORUM SPECIFICALLY CREATED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISCUSS THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT PIECES OF MEDIA
>DUDE JUST LET PEOPLE PROJECT THEIR WORLDVIEW WITH A TERRIBLY LAZY AND UNFUNNY MONEYGRAB "SKETCH SHOW" BUT DON'T PROJECT YOUR OWN OPINION ABOUT IT IN TURN
>YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE A WORLDVIEW IF YOU'RE MAKING A PIECE OF MEDIA BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE A WORLDVIEW IF YOU ARE REACTING TO THAT PIECE OF MEDIA
>DUDE THE LIKE TO DISLIKE RATIO IS POSITIVE SO YOU SHOULD JUST LIKE IT BRO
>DUDE SOMEONE SAID THEY GENUINELY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH THIS SO YOU SHOULD NEVER MENTION ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT IT
>DUDE MDE IS ALL ABOUT POSITIVITY NOW ISN'T THAT SO BASED
>DUDE PLEASE STOP MAKING ME READ WORDS CAN YOU JUST MAKE A 2 SENTENCE MEME ABOUT IT AND A TIKTOK WITH BODYBUILDERS AND THE LATEST TOP 40 SONG CHOPPED AND SCREWED SO I CAN FEEL EDGY WHILE I DIGEST IT FOR 20 SECONDS BEFORE SCROLLING ONTO THE NEXT THING?
would you shut up, man?
>This thread had incredibly negative energy towards guys that are just trying to make money with an awful product
troonys do be like that tho
projecting
In 2016 they wanted to make you laugh, now they just want to make money.
literally projected trauma. this shit is awful
What trauma is Sam projecting?
Hey guys I think you should stop giving your honest opinion about the topic this thread asked your opinion about!!!!
MDE was never about free speech!
Mondo Megabits is a dogshit bit
Reminder Sam’s children are Asian
Damiel in a wig
I mean if you look at Sam's post WP1 out put
Ghostsuckers
The Great War
Theartre of the Aire
Daughter University
Bill Grifter
Wine Party remake
Fishtank
it's all trash, and the vast majority of nu-mde fans are cumtown/adam friedland/shane gillis fans, so that's the target audience now, so expect it to be absolute dogshit
>I mean if you look at Sam's post WP1 out put
yeah, when you put it like that it's pretty bleak. damn
>That funko pop video which was a ripoff of IDubbbz early content
Holy shit you're right. WP2 is literally gonna be those shitty Gilly and Keaves sketches.
Why does it visually look so mediocre
I remember Sam being so fanatical about the look of digital video, and yet it looks like every other project he's done.
Dude's just a lazy liar or something.
I don't get it.
Bro you just don't get it he shot with paranormal endorphonic lens. Pleb.
i think cus he hired some nu-mde fan as the director, who seems to be just attempting to ape andrew ruse's artistic vision and creative direction
Why isn't thst ingrate moron returning to direct? Sam fricking made him
fishtank 2 is the money maker
Yeah cause it's slop for the low IQ contingent
Youll be able to see the stink lines coming off nina in the edited episodes, yummy
Reminder Sam’s children don't exist
If you think about it, Sam has achieved Joe Rogan levels of bullshitting. Both talk too much about having work ethic and being disciplined to achieve their vision and the end result is some unfunny fried shit.
Someone should make a loop of WP2 and Fishtank footage with the audio of this clip playing in the background https://youtu.be/lRXFPD5sqNs?si=uEjSdZdSNN9sW8uX
Remember after the Louis CK masturbation incident he tried to bounce back by directing that movie Fourth of July? Remember how it was total shit? That's because productions require either an insane amount of people or an insane amount of talent, and the former is a lot easier to do. Sam replaced Andrew Ruse with Zoomers and Adult Swims resources with Craigslist. Simple weekly 5 minute sketches would actually be funny but Sam would rather spend a million dollars trying to create a "TV show".
What's wrong MDE sisters? I thought you were keeping it gangsta? I thought that's what you wanted?
Brother we wanted World Peace 2 not Sam making shitty videos as an excuse to be the boss and have people on his command LMFAO we fricking LOST
no one asked for your homosexual thoughts, dickrider
If you're gonna samegay don't make it too obvious
>it’s ok when Sam and his team of zoomers spam ads over and over again though
I get you came here from reddit but if you see a thread you dont like you can filter it. You're like a manchild who goes into a capeshit movie pissing and shitting himself screaming in the theater, you 300lb baby.
>err ackshully if you think mde is funny you think sam is your edaddy null was right about you simps
*posts the troonfarms screencap for the 200th time*
I was sincerely asking you dick head. What kind of trauma does Sam have. He mentioned that he does in an vlog. I'm just wondering what it is exactly.
Edie's dong
losers seethe about sams very existence because he proves to them that with high ambition and high effort, even someone like sam can create something and become successful. this very fact is like a mirror that shows just how much of a lazy entitled loser sam haters are, and they can't stand it, they would rather try to tear down his image to make themselves feel better than to try and do anything with their lives. the show hasnt even come out and you lot already saying it's bad, because if it's good, then that is yet more proof about how much of a loser you are. you want it to fail so badly, you're on the edge of your seat, you can't sleep at night, worrying about it. if this show is good, then i'm a loser, but if it fails, then it proves to me that not doing anything with my life is justified, because even sam failed so why should i try? when mde 2 is a hit, you'll no longer have an excuse, and it will tear you apart inside. but after a while you will look for someone else, another project that you will be praying against, that it fails, and maybe it will, and you'll feel better about yourself again, content in mutual failure. pathetic.
>losers seethe about sams very existence because he proves to them that with high ambition and high effort, even someone like sam can create something and become successful.
All negative posts I've read in here were from disappointed fans, people who literally had their expectations of Sam succeeding crushed lol yeah he's been making bank but the content is shit for over half a decade, people had their hopes high up again when they found out about the gang being back together. Sam once again spat at the face of his fans, he would punch your mother in the face if he could make a penny out of it. Dummy.
no. that is the narrative you have been trying to spin with your gayops, but it simply isnt true. you are too transparent. homosexual
>accuses others of seething
>is seething
>is probably one of the goons sam hires to bring him coffee and shill
nice man
sure thing pal, just remember that when fishtank season 2 takes over the catalog this winter i will know that you are seething in your impotent schizo rage.
Sam's not gonna pay you bro
Cinemaphile likes sam, nothing you have done has or ever will change that, keep pissing in the wind homosexual.
no, Cinemaphile likes Sam getting facefricked by Edie and coping about it in real time
>proud of spamming the catalogue for a rich has been
it will mostly end up filtered
I refuse to believe this isn't a promised to be paid shill, motherfricker is seething hoping to catch another seether to counterargument with. If Fishtank and WP2 end up being good and we all end up wrong we'll be happy for it and will be watching both lol besides the markyposter there's not a single negative comment that didn't come from a fan
SAM HYDE BUCK BROKEN BY Cinemaphile
I want it to be funny, I don't think it will be. a combination of boring and antagonistic zoomer sycophants in the MDE orbit, fractured relationships, roid-induced egomania, poorly managed MDE brand, low quality output, obvious grifts, lack of actual writing, loss of coherent artistic/comedic vision, attempts to appeal to zoomers, and a fixation on money are all getting in the way of this succeeding
sounds like you know exactly how to make a successful show. what are some of your ideas?
dog smokes weed and says frick.
i dont work for free
Sam has the gall to expect you to pay him for the privilege of working for him.
That is just pathetic. Tate school in different clothes
To be honest I hated World Peace and I only watched the new Sam shit when Nicks around, like when Sam went to his shop etc.
I bought a candle off Nick, things pretty good, I may but my mom a rug off him too, point is, Sam pretty much is done for and Nick brings all the entertainment you want.
Its why his home show does so good, he loves doing it, meanwhile Sam does his little stream and just talks about how much he hates it and hates the people watching it while destroying a thousand dollar pair of shoes thinking its funny because he used spray paint on them. Or puking up shit into a cup and showing the camera.
>UH OH I JUST WENT NUTS AGAIN AND BROKE ALL OUR EQUIPMENT WHILE ONE OF MY WORKERS GETS PISSED I DID IT AGAIN! WHOOPSIE DOODLE!!! ARENT I WACKY!!!
>Thoughts
i think i cant make anything of it because its literally 2 second clips how the frick am i supposed to tell if its shit or not jesus christ. at least wait for the torrents before you let your obvious bias shine through.
Is Chris lowkey seething right now? We know you're here Chrissy
Looks fine to me
They have to put "It looks like shit" so people won't realize they're shilling
powerful 70iq jet neptune strategy, Cinemaphile would never figure it out
Trepidatious. It looks fine, but they don't really show 'highlights' so you can't gauge it too much. I wrot a skit for the show. I wanted to send it in. I think it was OK, really tried to channel the nihilistic apathy of Chris. Never got around to really finishing it fully though so I'll wait until wp3 comes out and just send a giant dono asking them to review it and see if they like it. No doubt Sam will say no and take the money kek.
I want you to do something else with your life.
I'm a writer and enjoy writing. If I have an idea I go with it. My life doesn't revolve around this one thing anon. I'd prefer not to let a good idea go to waste. I could make it myself, but I wrote it for them as actors and their style/voice.
You are a real human being with genuine plans to make a "giant" donation to Sam Hyde within a few years for your "nihilistic" comedy-sketch you didn't finish. Frick you.
Also, I actually like the NFTs. Only ones I've ever seen that I like. Remind me of oddbodz cards. But NFTs are a waste of money.
You're sad
>tv chan, play that kino
you joyless homosexuals should have a nice day so you don't spread your misery to other people anymore
SCAM HYDE IS A PEDOPHILE
It's over. SamBlack folk lost.
Look at "her" go
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/7kF1IZaqR-5F2Ox6jD4krQ/
Reminder that Erm I love Josie
i thought sam and charls had a falling out? also where did sam get the money to do WP2?
Sam is rich off crypto. That's like the second level of the MDE iceberg
Yeah but WP2 was funded by a whale not by Sam lol
Charls had twins with his wife who suffered from that major earthquake in Turkey. So he stopped giving a frick and is trying to make maximum cash with Sam Hyde to ensure his kids have a future.
>beat down Dad teams up with the guy who ruined his life for one last score
Holy fvcking KINO!
Nick does it for his daughter, Chuck does it for his boys.
I thought Nick and Sam were on good terms?