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Pilot episode of the hack fraud Sam Hyde and "Jet Neptune"'s forgotten reality show
Waifu wars and spam awaits ;P
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FISH TANK PILOT
FishTank thread buggy server addiction
Pilot episode of the hack fraud Sam Hyde and "Jet Neptune"'s forgotten reality show
Waifu wars and spam awaits ;P
p.s. it Cinemaphile
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can someone restream it theres no way in hell im paying $60
someone link a restream im not paying for this scam
Here homosexual since you're too lazy to comb through the general for it.
https://kick.com/hostessclubsirs
thank you but still kys Black person
where is it?
I think u can just watch it if you have a login. I didn’t have to pay $60.
I think you don't understand the meaning of the word "scam". And no one is forcing you to buy it or even watch it!
scam hyde
i've been a fan of MDE since like 2010 but if you don't think their "investment" thing is a scam you are moronic
newbie
I think you're the one who has exposed himself a legitimate moron for not getting the joke.
If this is what you're referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UFIfMlRwIg
And how the frick can you be an oldschool MDE fan and still not get Sam's comedy?
yeah haha it's a funny joke except the money people "invested"(donated) is real
Sam Hyde is an unfunny talentless homosexual, take this shilling shit back to your containment board
not film
not television
Reminder that you can view the funding page at https://wefunder.com/fishtank/
ask questions publicly, and send a support ticket via phone or email at
https://help.wefunder.com/#/investor/risks
to give them a piece of your mind about platforming a Nazi who's closely associated with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes.
Also Nazis raising money for a media streaming company sounds kind of newsworthy so you can send tips about this to:
https://tips.buzzfeednews.com/
https://www.vice.com/en/page/send-vice-news-your-tips
https://www.helpareporter.com/
or just google sending tips to news agencies
homie hail hitler lmfao
I’ll be sure to tell buzzfeed that nazis are supporting native Americans but I think buzzfeed news is, no joke, shutting down because stories like this aren’t actually news
Dilate, you wannabe-janny kiwitroony.
Oi vey! Here is a shekel for your services
He's been at it for years all because sam fricked some ethot he orbits.
See
Honestly if it isn't a bot I feel bad for him. He has been white knighting this goblina and she probably doesn't know he exists, now she is fat and alcoholic yet still out of his league.
My problem isn't the alt right nazi shit. My problem is that the man is not funny. World Peace was like, anti comedy. What exactly was I supposed to find funny? Still looking for an answer on that one, unironically and sincerely.
Saw on twitter that a troon will be one of the contestants for ft2
Has Jet always socialized with this many troons or is this a recent phenomenon?
Who cares.
>everyone that says anything bad about Sam and his grifting ways is a leftypol troony!
>wh.. who cares if Sam and crew hang out with actual trannies and welcome them with open arms baka
the duality of the MDE simp
like father, like son
Extremely overrated sketch and not funny.
Was just using a random picture of young Hyde to support my point.
I wasn't the anon you responded to, I just saw the pic and remembered how garbage that sketch was when I watched it and how it's hailed as a gem by the mde fanbase.
I'm a alien
It's not overrated at all moron.
It's not funny and yes I'm aware a lot of it isn't scripted, it's just not funny.
It's funny
no
Sam can't seem to get into character for any role he plays because he finds himself too funny, everything he does comes off like he thinks he's to good to completely submit to a role, he acts like he's always aware of the 4th wall.
Didnt david foster wallace have something to say about that? Like authenticity in humor or something?
Why are you misquoting authors you haven’t read
Did you hear about DFW in some YouTube essay?
It was a singular quote and yes it was on youtube. Thats why it was a question because i was unaware
I don’t understand how you can admit that without being embarrassed
Go read a book, fricking zoomy
See
I do read books, just never got around to him. Sorry i offended your oh so superior intellect because i thought some video i saw years ago was something he said. It was a simple question and you are having a spergout because i havent read the same books as you
Ask Jeeves broken?
Found the video, and its within the first minute, it was postmodernism i was thinking of and "self referencial humor, a character that knows they are a character in a story of film."
I thought that was something he had said and not some youtube essayist. My bad, again sorry for misquoting your favorite author, i won't try harder next time and will continue to misquote whoever i damn well please
Not even him, moron
Just don’t post if you have nothing to add other than being a sassy ignorant c**t
>Just don’t post
No
He’s a moron, obviously
>David Foster Wallace
You want the truth? I’ll give you the truth.
?feature=shared
What the frick is this 2005 era meme format I'm looking at?
You sound like you’re scared of JigC
He’s not an actor
So that's the excuse when he acts mediocre in his sketches?
I suppose you could call it an excuse
Makes me laugh
>It's not funny and yes I'm aware a lot of it isn't scripted, it's just not funny.
It being not funny doesn't make it overrated. Literally no one talks about it or finds it a funny sketch so it's accurately rated
based. it’s just the mde crew screaming at old ladies. they’ve made shit way funnier.
keep seething, homosexual
>t. payslopBlack personpiggy
It’s the fault of New York “right wingers” for allowing “based” trannies into the fold. Sam and crew are latching onto them because these astroturfed “right wing” NYC people have funding from Peter Thiel (allegedly)
I would totally grift and shill based trannies for $2 million in Thiel bucks.
Same where can a brother get some of these new fancy troony smackers?
You’re doing it for free right now
He posted alot to /LULZ/. You put it together
the red scare influence is finally showing
hes a troony fricker
Sam is not a chud.
He can compartmentalize shmoozing with troonys and mocking them at the same time.
That guy on the left is one of the Fishtank “micro celebrities” who gained a following from clipping and commenting on the show
Are they forcing people to pay to watch season 2?
Lmao
Yeah its pretty israelitey. long with the season pass price hike
lol
lmao even
Unreal
PayBlack folk are shameless
reminds me of that video of sam freaking out on his fan for claiming ot be a "free speech absolutist" which is what 80% of mde newbies identify as. As soon as sam was done busting his balls he gave him another 40 dollars. Sam paypigs are pathetic. Fishgays are subhuman. It's literally a dozen autists paid by jet neptune to shill this crap to loner virgin Cinemaphile incels who need a parasocial relationship simulator. I was wise to sam hyde's scams when I pirated kickstarter .tv. I can't believe whole new wave of newbies will give their dad's hard earned dollars to jet neptune and same hyde over fish homosexualry.
Yeah I remember and I'm not giving him a dime, the whole investing in his company sounds really shady if not just a bad financial decision.
You can see the shills so clearly, they have no standards, they already shill FishTank as something entertaining when it was boring 90% of the time, already looking back on it through rose tinted glasses. Sam's really trying to sell this as a "you're just as much a part of this as we are" feelgood parasocial scam for suckers. It's pathetic.
this is the consensus I hear from most fishtank fans. I twas mostly boring and not worth the time. Only the most dedicated paid shills and fishslopper parasocial relationship paypig freaks are still defending this slop. Scroll through the jet neptune curated spam thread for 5 seconds and you will realize the average fish gay has sub 90iq and is probably a mentally ill freak relishing in manufactured e-celeb drama. These are the people who spend every waking second of everyday following LULZ prostitutes or chris-chan.
The fact that Sam is still going through with his line of NFT's even though NFT's are valueless and a scam shows how shameless he is and how pathetic his payBlack person fanboys are.
I don't think he has a choice, awhile back when all those youtuber nft scams were blowing up I remember hearing that when you offer a financial product like nfts, SEC guidelines lock you into providing support for as long as there are people holding the asset, or something to that effect. Basically if he drops the nft project cold he's wide open to get fricked.
The fishtank threads here are the only reason I kept up with the show
The threads, and the shit talking were fun, and half of that was just making fun of the show for the repeated failures.
Apart from Jon's antics, and the freeloaders bringing some entertainment value, the show largely failed at what it was supposed to be, which was a prank show/torture chamber designed to frick with the participants. All of them immediately knew what was going on, if they weren't MDE fans in the first place.
It was boring for the most part but getting to see shit like Simmons getting kicked out live and discussing it in the threads was crazy. It's hard to get that kind of experience anywhere else. I'm still not paying to send a tts that will be talked over thoughever.
The threads were the most fun I have personally had on this website for a very, very long time.
You can't conceive of consooming media as anything but a superfan bc you're mentally ill shut ins
Nice cope speculation, try to come off as a little less butthurt next time.
youre kinda proving him right honestly
No, he's crying because people remember things Sam did that are not good looks, everything he tried to imply is irrelevant.
seems relevant enough
How so?
peak irony of that rant was sam having a pedo in the fishtank and screaming Black person. after saying these were the two reasons for not being free speech absolutist.
I really don't blame them, clearly people are willing to throw money at this project just to try and get a connection with a contestant. Especially cute, "attainable" waifus like josie.
Only memers who want to get on the show will pay for that stuff.
The thing about the waifugays is they know they're pathetic, and they aren't about to expose themselves. Also a lot of it is just crazy talk on the internet, for the sake of crazy talk.
I don't know if Sam and Jet are just cynical and don't care as long as they get money, or if they're actually sitting there thinking they're masterminds and all of this is going to go line up perfectly, and some insane incel is going to buy his way onto their cameras.
FTL is dead on arrival
the fishgay thread is already max cancer hundreds of low effort posts with 87 unique ips fishgays are spamming cancer. I wonder how many of them are paid by sam or from some cancerous zoomer discord server. Time to just ignore them for another 2000 threads, why are jannies such sam shill cancer? How does this have anything to do with television or film? Each post they make is twitch comment tier, is this how neptune and his assorted paid freaks bait in pathetic 16 year old friend simulator paypigs?
>doesn't like the threads
>but clicks on each thread and analyzes them so he can come to this exact conclusion
mental illness is rampant in the USA
takes 5 seconds to scroll through the thread and see dozens of low effot posts with zero replies just spamming the post counter. literally no effort off my part. Meanwhile you a supposed fish gay and not a shill will work multiple hours at your dead end job to create funds for jet neptune and sam hyde? not buying it mr. shill.
>you spent 5 seconds reading the post counter in a thread wowwwwwww
>spending dozens of dollars for boring ass fish slop
>mmhmmmmm yes daddy sammy let me partake....
you're not making sense. I already know fishgay paypigs go through much more to give sam a tip than I do to post in any thread.
If you only read threads for 5 seconds then you can't remotely know what the quality is about, how many people are real or what is generally going on. You just admitted that you're obsessed with the threads.
Or please explain how you can analyze 80 different users and 200+ posts in 5 seconds, please.
In the edited version do we get nude Betty in HD?
I doubt better will get more than 1 minute of screentime. She will be introduced, then show her fricking with letty's things, letty getting back then shes gone.
no, there wasn't a better camera there to catch it, unless she got naked in the basement
Pedophile is filtered big surprise
When I go to the site I can't see shit
Posting here bc I don’t want to get banned from their communities for criticizing the doc.
This edit was embarrassingly bad. I understand there was an insane amount of work being done between conceptualizing the show and now, but $1.25 mil in revenue and they can’t hire an editor to make this worthwhile?
This felt like I was watching a class project. It will be unwatchable for anyone that hasn’t already watched the live show or hours of youtube clips.
Can’t believe they’re going to drop the ball this hard after such success the last few months. Has me concerned for WP2 to be honest even though I know Jet has nothing to do with it.
There was nothing terrible about the editing itself (apart from Jon's humiliation on the first night by Sam being cut for no reason), it was just extremely over-hyped. I shouldn't have paid, but at least I'll get to participate in S2 a little... Meh.
LMAO DUMBASS. Next time don't spend money on a scam hyde product.
jet said "remote editors" he actually farmed that shit out to that absolute homosexual. real pros btw.. all the ranting sam does about be professionals and they hire douchebag obsessive spergs to edit. ponzi scheme confirmed.
~~*Sam Hyde*~~ grifting idiots for access to a human zoo of the least interesting people on the planet.
He's not some counter culture genius, he's a trust fund b***h who pays people to put up with his shitty homosexual personality.
He's begging to get what's coming to him.
I was enjoying it up until they slandered simmons. Stopped paying attention after that, they really did him wrong, i don't care if he's a freak who would cross dress for a bit, that's asian male culture, left a bad taste in my mouth, sincerely.
>no way to watch unless I pay $60
Sam Hyde is the biggest like ever. Makes a million dollars off this and still wants to squeeze his fans
Mde died in 2016
https://x.com/hisocarl/status/1711551747616076082?s=20
Intro is good
>WELCOME TO THE HELL HOUSE OF HORROR AND DEATH... OUR FIRST PUNISHMENT FOR THE NIGHT IS ON YOUR WALLET.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHZAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>Get a season pass to watch Season 1 and experience Season 2 live
>and experience Season 2 live
What? Now you need a fricking pass to watch the season 2 raw stream?
Can you read? It literally says chat access and edited Season 2. Nothing about this implies that it will be required to just watch without participating in chat just like how S1 was live
>experience season 2 live
only matter of time before they charge to watch it live. this shit is going down fast and hard.
I really hope that's a miswording. I really liked Fishtank Live, but there's no way I'd pay 60 bucks to watch season 2 live. Was an unforgettable experience the first time, but I guess you can't repeat magic...
The only thing gayer than Sam Hyde are the lifeless homosexuals who consoom his shit
back to your containment board fish heads
it's useless man the mods are paid off
I find it hilarious that he manages to scam money out of simps with almost no effort and makes gays here seethe ceaselessly just by existing
where do you fit into that equation? Or is everyone else just a homosexual except you?
I’m cool and detached, obviously
Sam is an oldgay from Cinemaphile I don't get why the mods shoa any talk about him and his content.
>Sam is an oldgay from Cinemaphile
he's not he was an SA goon troon before shilling on /misc/
Is there some anti mde discord or something that makes sam hate threads just to seethe and post the same gossip all day?
NOOO A SHOW NEEDS TO MAKE THEIR PRODUCTION MONEY BACK?? WAAHHH NOOOOAAHH!!!!
>Their money
you mean other people's money that got scammed into funding Sam's bullshit
funny how Sam refuses to put his own skin in the game
Fans gave consenting payments to fund a show they like just like how that ugly egirl you orbit gave consent to him instead of you
more like mentally ill simps
The view must be beautiful from that glass house of yours.
I know, its probably a bot.
https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/%22erm%20i%20love%20josie%22/
>you think im mentally ill people i devoted years of my life to crying about a comedian on a Russian kickboxing forum?
>yeah well look at this insider meme other people post! epic pwn i win!
Go on and say the "n-null was right about you" line so I can laugh harder
ok Luna
>EVERYONE ON /ftl/ IS ROCKY OR LUNA PLESE SUCK MY MICROPENIS SOPH AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
reminder this guy makes threads just to cry about anything Sam related
hi Luna
The pilot episode could have been so much better if they explained what the show actually is. All they had to do was include the trailer and the website interface (before they gimped it).
This season's prices are unforgivable. But the amount of asshurt Sam and MDE generates on this board is hilarious. Back to r*ddit you homosexuals
not television and film, also fishtank is boring trash nontent. Why do mods allow this garbage on this board?
How was it? Sam said it's extremely good
I wonder how they're going to spin the Simmons bullshit.
La bicileta de pecera (Letty for short)
had my fun with the 'tank, but I don't really see the point of watching the edited version.
Guess they're hoping to flag it to some TV networks, or whatever.
No they're gonna flag it inside your butthole Sam Hyde style baby
you k, buddy?
wait, who the frick was the plant at the end? Was it Letty because they told her halfway through how to act?
damiel
thats it? we all knew it from day one, i thought it would be more surprising
Damial was clearly the plant, if you havent released your braindead
No one was really a "plant"
Damiel was their xanned out friend they got to fill the role of someone who backed out at the last minute, and Letty agreed to play the heel halfway through. So they kind of both were, but at the same time neither of them were, it was not planned out that well
Damiel is talentless to begin with,
All lootcrates are filled with dog/kids toys expect Damiel filled with expensive tracksuit
No phones but Damiel maintained it throught the show
Damiel openly called to the basement
Sharks shown to be friendly to Damiel
Hes a b***h who was bummied out that he kept flopping so they gave him Le Epic exit that just embarrassed him further with
buy another ad homosexual
Are you sure about that, sophgay? Sam still lives in your head rent free, fishtank was successful, the gang got back together and WP2 is happening.
Putting a paywall up for people who just want to watch season 2 sounds like a terrible idea. How is that going to aid word of mouth?
Hyde always does this. His greed instinct kicks in, and he fricks himself in the ass.
I was telling this guy for years before he did it, you need to start streaming, and not hide everything behind a paywall, if you want people to even know you're still doing stuff.
I don't think S2 is getting paywalled completely, just for the chat like S1.
The edited version is gonna get me obsessed again, isn't it.
you will love the injun
its a funny show idk why you guys have to flip out over it, sheesh!
The clans feature is pure fricking cancer.
why
Just don't like it.
What's the matter paypiggy, don't like having your chain yanked?
> i am angry about people having money because im unemploymed and spend all day hating a comedian
The kiwigay is still at it, he just made another anti sam thread to seethe in
Ok Luna
Ok Rocky
> EVERY SINGLE IP ON /ftl/ ARE JUST TWO NOBODIES WITH VPNS AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
So just because the mental illness is collective that makes it ok? Sounds like something a troony would believe in.
People on /bant/ finding a show funny is more sane than you making anti mde threads, posting the same pics dozens.. scratch that, hundreds or thousands every single day for years until your inevitable suicide or mass shooting.
Sounds like something a troony would belive in.
>People on /bant/ finding a show funny is more sane than you making anti mde threa
lol what a reddit take
You spend all day seething about some comedian who cucked you. Theres no way you are a 300lb hamplanet.
Cmon, post your physique if you think you're better than him. you wont
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/PJx_hWBw-0Rc12rZspAOeA/
Imagine fricking paying 200 dollars every 6 months to chat. FRICKING GROSS.
$200 is for some elite tier shit, it just gives you an xp boost and allows you create clans. The normal season pass is $60
It's barely worth 5 dollars, for 60 dollars I can get a AAA videogame
Just happy to have some good entertainment to look forward to every week.
>Do people like me?
She's got granny face. Those glasses ain't helping either.
she is such a perfect princess!
letty won twice
The real ones always had faith
Based. I knew from the beginning, back when everyone was on the Jontent train, that he was only entertaining because of Letty's ability to manipulate him. She was a better director for the show than Jet.
This is based shame the Letty chud clan are a cringe paypig circlejerk
<3
any Sylviasisters in the thread? Or what was the name for Sylvia fans?
>what was the name for Sylvia fans?
Pigfrickers
I prefer Sylviasniffers
Simps are here
Abandon ship
Why did they make Josie look ugly and moronic in the edit I thought Jet liked her?
What happened to the general
Seething trannies & the bot sam hater left & us actual /ftl/ fans have our own board, Cinemaphile is shit through & through
>us actual /ftl/ fans have our own board
gib link homie
Flags and ids turned it into discord circlejerk no thanks
As if your dumbass wouldn't be able to identify posters based on their typing style after a week or so
check the bant op, i dont blame you for not paying this shit is pretty frickin trash
>us actual /ftl/ fans
Josie paypig general is not the "true ftl fans" board, it's kiwifarms tier drama obsession and schizoposting. You gays probably won't even watch or discuss season 2 you'll just keep obsessing over the S1 contestants
hit the bump limit and nobody wants to bake one. You should do it if you want
so is there a reupload of the edited version floating around yet? i assume its downloadable for season pass owners
It's in the OP
Pay pigs are not sharing, bunch of frickers
wait so the "full" episodes are only 30 minutes long?
how long will the youtube version be? 10 minutes?
why would youtube be any shorter?
Jet said that the youtube episodes aren't the "extended" versions. I assumed that meant the extended episodes would be an hour and the youtube version would be 30 minutes.
Turns out the extended episodes are a standard 30 minutes, but maybe just the pilot was 30 minutes? dunno
What a mistake. It already felt short. and youtube algo loves length right.
1. To make the paypigs feel like they got their money's worth
2. To edit out stuff that is a against YouTube TOS
realistically, how do the S2 fish stop her if she decides to come back?
is there a way I can watch the new episodes for free? I'm not giving jet any money
Watching it for the second time. This ep was rly comfy because it reminded me of how simple day 1 was.
Isn't it going to be so shitty when *ZWARP* JJJJJJJ tts nonsense is ruining every scene's audio?
That's my main fear of S2 is tts getting even worse.
goddamnit i forgot about fricking JJJJJJ
We only put up with it because of our sunk cost fallacy
It's going to be so much worse. Now you have clans and one of the main clans is JJJJ. An entire group of homosexuals have made their entire identity spamming JJJJ.
These people pay money, thousands of dollars, just to make a stream worse.
ok then
https://discord.gg/BNX2fmWe
fully chike'd up server btw
Frick paypigs
Thanks
Either Kiwi Farms has a hateboner for Sam and spam the Marky photo or they're trannies that worship and shill MDE. Which is it?
There's two autists arguing about it every thread nobody cares
>Either Kiwi Farms has a hateboner for Sam and spam the Marky photo
DING DING DING you won the lottery
>or they're trannies that worship and shill MDE.
Imagine believing some insane guy who thinks he is a woman or an insane guy who thinks he is a woman that posted the same pic over 300 times. Also even if the kiwigays arent full blow trannies yet they have female brains.
KF is a broken clock thats right 2 times a day - troonys and animal abuse. Everything else is just the shittest takes ever.
Most kiwigays are trannies and/or abuse small animals. Examples include but arent limited to that girl (female) who got the site killed and boiled hamsters. Everyone on that site was or still is bullied in school which gave them an inferiority complex.
Both. Kiwifarms is for the mentally ill subhumans, but it has no allegiance, it's just every extreme side. And they both feed into eachother.
Kiwifarms has the most mentally ill literally trannies who spend their entire day seething at Sam, and Kiwifarms has the most mentally ill homosexuals who worship everything Sam Hyde and go into debt to support their e-dad. Because of how obnoxious the anti-MDE trannies are the fans become more invested in Sam Hyde. Because of how obsessed and pathetic Sam Hyde fans the trannies start going harder at Sam Hyde and bring out more anonymous Cinemaphile posts to call Sam Hyde a pedo.
The bottom line is that everyone using Kiwi farms should be killed.
I think its really funny when the kiwitard posts the troonfarms screencap expecting anything else than disgust towards him and then joshua 300lb balloon moon goes projecting about being raised by a single mother
ok Luna
Ok troona
Josie <3
RIBBI RIBBIT
Frogsie is so cute, I wanna pinch her cheeks.
You ever sucked a guy's wiener? You ever sucked a guy... look at me. You ever sucked a guy's wiener? Let me see how you do it. Show me your mouth when you suck a guy's wiener. Come on. Show me your mouth. Show me your mouth. What's the big fricking deal? You've sucked guys' wieners before, haven't you? Come on. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener, you hear me? Show me how you suck a... just turn around. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener, I'm fricking serious. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. It's the last time I'm going to ask you or I'm taking you in, you hear me? Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. Show me with your mouth, show me with your mouth. Come on, spit that gum out. Give me that gum. Give me the fricking gum. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. Come on, show me. Show me. Show me. Open your mouth. Open your mouth and show me. Show me. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. That's it. Show me, like that. Like that. Come on, you little frick. Come on, you little frick. Show me. That's it. You close your eyes and take that fricking dick in your mouth. Come on, that's it. You suck it. You suck it up. You suck it the frick up. You suck it up. You like sucking wiener? Come on baby, show me your mouth. Show me that fricking mouth. Show it to me. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. You like sucking dick? You like sucking dick, you little frick? You like sucking a fricking dick? Come on. Open your mouth. Open your mouth and take that fricking dick in your mouth. In your mouth, you little fricking wienersucker. You little fricking wienersucker, take it in your fricking mouth. Come on. Open up and take that fricking cum. Go ahead.
Honestly the undercurrent of gay homosexualry of MDE is what made keep my distance. Sam seems like the type of person that overcompensates with his roiding for a very good reason.
Still samegayging, loonytroon?
Sex with Sylvia
he is back lads
Aww yeah
i tought they'd release the entire season if you paid and weekly episodes for free. Why do these Black folk paywall a series like this for 60 dillas.
Truly israelite behaviour paypigs please do the needful
You can watch it all on b***hute and they charge you a janny's lifetime earnings.
alright i tought b***hute was pretty dead with new content but thanks for letting me know
"the entire season" doesn't exist yet, jet is still editing it
maybe instead of hamburger jet they make get real editor with all the money they make
scam/hide
190799463
wtf how did you get past my filter
cr
jjjj
Why did Letty stop streaming?
she needs her princess rest!
STOP
POSTING
FRICKING
ANIME
I hate that smug moron and his gummy toothless grin. I just want to smack his head through a wall.
The intro is pretty good.
is there a torrent for episode 1 somewhere?
I hate Jet so fricking much. Why cannot they get someone competent?
Why would they?
jjjj
there's a link to the episode on the /bant/ general for anyone who's looking. check the OP for s1e1, free of charge
jjjjjjj
how is she so kino?
Compared to the LULZ thot that the kiwigay simps for and got cuckolded by she's a 10/10
Why do you keep replying the same thing every thread it's so obvious
I'm not the only guy who makes fun of markygay
the first episode was alright but i can see how people would be underwhelmed if they paid
i kinda wish they would just put out the whole season in one go so people can binge watch, if they were 2 hours long i could see weekly making sense but 20 minutes?
i wonder how much they will show of the police raid and how they will play the simmons stuff with the legal situation
>how they will play the simmons stuff with the legal situation
there's a legal situation?
yeah both sam and mauro mentioned it
i dont think simmons is particularly wealthy though so possible nothing came of it
Unironically saying "you're a pretty princess!" to a girl a month acter Fishtank ended got me laid.
Pic related
Thank you Sam Hyde and Princess anon
Congratulations, meanwhile the kiwitard is still pissing himself whenever he sees any MDE related content like barneygay while the egirl he loves becomes even grosser.
she needs her princess rest!
>Good night princess
You still together with daddy’s little cum princess ?
OOOOH SHES A RUNAWAY
Lmao, nope. Ghosted a week after we fricked kek. Good thing too, there were all sorts of redflags.
> daddy’s little cum princess
Yeah this about describes her. Invited me up to hers on the second date completely out of left field.
congrats, you now have herpes simplex
Worse anon, I have full blown AIDS after that experience.
Erm wait a minute, you can only get aids if you get fricked in the ass
> tfw
Does anyone have that christmas kids jezza edit
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Sam Hyde is zased + based + rougepilled. I'm glad he makes trooners SEETHE
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this is moronic. the edited show should have been used to attract the normies who had no idea what fishtank was. but instead they're editing it for people who have already watched and paid for it. for what purpose?
It's just a bonus for season pass
wigger crew to feel superior
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Watched the episode again and man they really fricked up the edit
If this is someones introduction to Fishtank I wouldn't expect them to know what the frick is going on, they never actually explain it's a reality show about a bunch of autists being locked in a house for 6 weeks competing for a cash prize, they literally never give any context to whats happening, it's just a bunch of clips stitched together
It's unfortunate because the content is great, if they'd edited it like a traditional reality show it would make Sam playing a scuffed pissed off host demanding everyone clap when he enters the room and kicking pizza he dropped on the floor under the fridge way funnier. If not that they could've at least edited it like a traditional MDE project but what we got is effortless
>because the content is great
No it isn't. You've just psyopped yourself into belieiving it is to justify the year you just wasted.
I only wasted 6 weeks which is unjustifiable no matter how good the content is anyway
>Fatsie
>skinny
I don't get how Sam thought the edit is "extremely good" he really doesn't give a shit anymore
Emperor's new clothes effect. If King israelite says its good then so do all the ass licker fans.
I honestly would've rather had the raw footage from the handhelds
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scam thridden
go back
>Cinemaphilesie
stay here
damn what an ugly b***h
At least we can put the debate to rest and conclude she is in fact ugly
I have to disagree
>shows Damiel with an earpiece and sharks in the background
Are they confirming that Damiel is the plant?
that was already confirmed, but maybe they'll show exactly how they coordinated things
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troony tank is shit
The wiggers are too stupid to realize they made money purely through GFE and are still believing their own bullshit. Which is good because it means this will fail and be gone for good.
Didn't they also drop NFTs yesterday? How much did they make
they didn't say but sam sounded disappointed
Not much from what I can glean.
>floor price
is this good Cinemaphilebros?
anything under .3 ETH is a fail
bawdsie
>jomir
Josie is ugly
NOOOOOOOOOO
You're the ugly one!!!
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it's so funny Jet spent months hyping up mondo megabits and threw a bunch of parties only to have it be the equivalent of a wet fart
he's a little spoiled homosexual with no talent
They didn't flop though, they've made like a hundred million dollars in 12 hours.
Sup Jet. Can you give me some advice so I can hope to be as successful as you one day?
Post your dick on LULZ
Last night Sam dunked on HWD saying some of the sketches on it were the worst thing he's ever seen, I wonder if Fishtank flops and they drop the project he'll say what he really thinks about it and all the shitty fan artwork/contributions
>HWD
Whats that
>if Fishtank flops and they drop the project he'll say what he really thinks about it and all the shitty fan artwork/contributions
He kind of already did with his "pretend" rant at the end. He's very open about the fact he doesn't give a shit about anything he does outside of WP/Sketches/Joyride like streams and podcasts and only does them to fund the stuff he does care about
>he doesn't give a shit about anything he does outside of WP
>takes twitter submissions of jokes to put in it
i don't think he cares about anything but money at this point
I think he still cares about his autistic video game that will never exist
Yesterday someone asked him about the Doja Cat shit and he said "I think I'm famous, I don't care about that I just wanna buy a Rolex", so makes no sense expecting anything good from him anymore, all we're going to get is slop after slop to afford a golden watch and a new car lol
Happy world daddy.
Jesus Christ watch some fricking MDE before commenting about it. If you can't name at least 4 members of the extended mde crew (before the wiggers showed up) then you don't get to have an opinion on it.
Happy world daddy (stupid fricking name btw) is paywall slop and the start of scam hyde going full israelite. It's not even MDE.
>Jesus Christ watch some fricking MDE before commenting about it
>Its paywalled shit
>Sam apparently doesn't even like it
So sorry I don't keep up with all the gumroad slop Sam admits it's just shit he churns out to his paypigs to fund his "bro what if Skyrim was set in the fifth element world with Quake combat" bullshit idea guy video game Mr MDE superfan
have a nice day
It's disgusting how Sam Hyde always tries to squeeze as much money as possible from everything he does to the point that it makes the product worse.
He made 1.2 million off Fishtank and that was with people paying to get permission to chat and the TTS messages. Ok, that's fine. But then they put the confession booth behind a paywall, which is already pushing it as you miss out on stream content for no reason. This was acceptable levels of israelitery. If Sam Hyde wasn't a millionaire, he would have become a millionaire from fishtank alone. And this is before they release the edited version which is under a paywall, which will probably make them at least half a million. This is good money.
But here comes season 2. Give money to Sam before it has even started to be part of a pyramid scheme. Before the stream has even started give money to Sam to level up because levels are going to matter for the stream. Pay 10K to ruin the fricking stream by getting on it and making the stream shit. Pay 25K to get on the stream and ruin the entire day, frick you.
How can he be this greedy? Is 2 million not enough money?
>NOOO!!! FRICK YOU!! I NEED 2.01 MILLION AT THE EXPENENSE OF THE STREAM BEING WORSE
What's wrong with him? If they just kept things as they are and kept the same monetization they would have probably made more money than the first season anyway.
>they release the edited version which is under a paywall, which will probably make them at least half a million
you're a moron
t. ranny freak
Dilate your brains out
learn basic algebra before talking shit
have a nice day before posting
whether I'm alive or dead, you're still a moron who can't do basic math.
After his "money is metaphysical energy" rant it was clear he will never make anything good again
>money is metaphysical energy
I'd hate to know what him sucking off men was supposed to be
Watching the first episode and this homosexual Damiel is so obviously a plant it's not even funny. His acting is so bad, it's obvious he is supposed to be the cuhrayzee plant who acts weird and freaks everyone out but it falls flat. 2 minutes in the video he is already blowing it.