The highly anticipated premiere of "Fishtank" Season 1, Episode 02, is just around the corner! This thread is your go-to destination for discussing everything related to the show, sharing your thoughts, speculations, and reactions.
>Watch e02 live on fishtank dot live at 9 PM EST.
>Episode 01 is premiering on YouTube for FREE at 5 PM EST
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Why are you so cringe Jet?
This is going to bomb isn't it
The zeitgeist is over, everyone knows what's going to happen and there's no way to recapture the manic energy of a live event. Season 2 will probably not be as good either.
yeah i'm kinda skeptical the non-live version will be kino. i think S2 will be good but i'm not sure i want to commit the time again. S1 took so much of my time to follow along
It's too soon, S2 should be next summer
Have you watched the first episode they released last week? I was surprised by how bad it was
I'm not bothering to watch any of it, because I already know editing down and curating a live experience takes away from it so I didn't bother. Also I'd have to paypig to watch the edited episodes, which doesn't make sense because I was able to watch fishtank for free between various sources.
Most of us were watching 24/7, I'm sure I missed lots of interesting shit
3,500 people just watched s1e1 on YouTube together disagree. The excitement in chat was palpable and comparable to actually watching on day 1
Woah! Thirty five HUNDRED of sam hyde's most loyal paypiggies??
We are literally changing the game!
Esketit, Jet frfr
WE ARE SO BACK BROS!!!!!
I'm guessing the whole idea of the edited show is they're hoping to shill it to TV networks.
Doubt anyone will bite. If for no other reason, the show wasn't really that entertaining, without the community element of watching it live with hundreds of other morons.
>they're hoping to shill it to TV networks.
yeah right. it's being made to fulfil the obligation of fishtank pass holders.
>they're hoping to shill it to TV networks.
You actually believed their video asking for "investors" lmao. Theres 0 reason for any network to buy fishtank and be associated with sam when they can just do their own BB ripoff and not pay him a cent
No, I believe Sam still ultimately wants to get on TV. I think it's an ego thing on his part, or maybe his Boomer brain not quite comprehending how irrelevant TV is in the current zeitgeist.
He was literally saying about WP2 that he would happily produce a TV edit, and cut out any material the network found too racy.
They sold the show before it aired, they dont give a shit about the final product, they already made their money
already made their money so it doesnt matter the candyman won
nah the celebs that were watching will retweet these youtube links aka Danny Brown
bomb? Sam admitted that he made over a million dollars off of the show, and that was after factoring in all of the costs. Smartest thing he could've done was clip it together into a show format to shill to networks for season 2.
>and that was after factoring in all of the costs
That is NOT what revenue means
they said the revenue was 1.25 million and the costs were 250,000. i don't buy the first number though, i think it was way higher
Why would they lie and make their number lower than it was in a video trying to get people to invest, Jesus Christ you’re a dick rider
>calling it a pilot without understanding what that even means you just think it means "first episode"
I hate you so much jet it's unreal
doesnt a pilot mean that it gets funding if its good. whereas theirs got funding even if it sucked dick. kind of a flex
a pilot is a "test episode" it's something you do to prove the concept and pitch the show. Fishtank is already a success and the season is already shot and greenlit and onto other seasons. in no way shape or form is the first edited episode of fishtank a "pilot"
>The term "pilot" refers to the fact that this episode guides everything, from tone to main characters to overarching story.
Basically it's just the first one they made that sets the direction for the rest of them
pilot just means first episode
No it fricking doesn’t you subhuman lower than a fricking Black personape. That’s why there is a damn distinction
BDSM is a large industry. It has negative value outside of dollars and cents.
He is as dumb as he looks
>hey tv network here's my tv pilot for my reality show
>yeah I already showed it all to any fans that would want to watch something like this for free
>yes the ending is completely spoiled and makes any drama in the series pointless
>if anything it's just disappointing because we cut out a ton of funny stuff from the stream to make it some arbitrary show length to larp as a tv series
>please give me money
>sam hyde is this awesome new andy kaufman xD hes so funny and clever those damn israelites ruined him at cartoon network though!
>only project is autist big brother
imagine watching this PURE slop
the true MDE fans are just waiting for world peace 2. fishtank isn’t MDE, it’s the brain child of jet “creator of worldcorp enterprises” neptune
anyone with a brain can tell world peace is going to lick dick too
back to discord, troon
i cant wait to see what people think when it airs.
The edited version sucks. None of the moments that endeared people to anyone left in. If you have not watched this shit live you would just be lost. It's not good.
I don't know what idiot decided that Jet should be the one editing it. Instead of just showing the events of what happened it seems like he wants to push his ''vision''
Like Josie is the most popular one and most people watched for her, but they don't show the moments that made the audience interested in her. It's just assumed that you should care because Jet wants to frick her.
They rely too much on the shit they filmed in person, not the CCTV interaction because the handheld camera shit is more fresh for Jet and he wants to show that stuff, but they barely filmed anything in person.
He should have hired someone to take notes on viewers' reactions to daily events and include them regardless of the narrative he's trying to push. But I'm getting the impression after months of editing he decided to discard most of it in favor of the camera footage. As a side note, the fan-made opening and use of music in general comes off even more amateurish than the actual production and web hosting issues.
>Like Josie is the most popular one and most people watched for her
lol simps actually believe this
She was easily the most popular, competing with jon at the start but he threw too many hissy fits. Letty was productions favorite because pee pee poo poo tho
People watched for Sam then for Jon then for Fatty/Frank then maybe Josie and Letty. Nobody mentions Josie when talking about best moments of the show
>best moments of the show
Yes the 13 seconds a day someone did something wacky, but for the vast majority of the time the "best moments" werent happening so thats a moot point. Whether you want to admit it or not she was the most popular, and all the polls from the start of the show to the end confirmed it.
A vance vs josie final might have given vance a win because all of letty fans would have gone to him out of spite but she still had 2/3 the vote on everything in the end
Majority of people watching didn't vote so that doesn't mean much, most dedicated fans sure but she was more like popular background character
Letty carried the show. Josie literally did nothing except spin in place.
What are the moments from any of week 1 of cctv streams that endeared josie? All she did was turn on the bing bang toy and pace. The edit did show both of those. Maybe she mumbled in her bed too. kek josiejeets are coping with how lame she was.
THEY ADVERTISED THE SEASON PASS EPISODES AS A DVD BOXSET FRAUD ALERT LAWSUIT IMMINENT FRAUD ALERT STOLEN MONEY STOLEN MONEY SCAM HYDE
"Free Copy of Fishtank Season One, emailed to you once complete" did you think you were entitled to an entire dvd boxset because theres a little cgi boxset meant to represent the edited series?
>did you think you were entitled to the advertised image representing the product you are purchasing?
wtf fishbros, why didn't they email us a dvd boxset
couple of josie shorts in nyc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZMPmR4_N-UQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rpzg1jnKKHw
hell yeah josies living the life
You fricking simps are so insufferable, good thing you cry yourselves to sleep cause late at night you realize what a pointless pathetic fricking life you live giving money to some ugly b***h who will never frick you.
>seeing her smile is enough for me to touch my dick to!
kys and stfu
i have a giant pimple on my ass and its causing me great distress
its time to pop
jesus christ you homosexuals need to learn to frick off already
>when jet forgets to pay indians to hype spam and all the thread replies just say it sucks
Episode one was boring. Should have opened on Sam bursting in and doing that sketch and then going into the rice counting challenge, then cut in a brief scene from the first interviews with the contestants as Sam goes around talking to them instead of wasting my time watching Jet's friends drive them around.
It will not get better.
You would expect edited show will be more exciting than live but visionary genius Jet Neptune is going for experimental approach of making it even more boring
Edit bros always lose. Seeing Simmons get canned live was once in a lifetime
Zero lawsuits. Not even one.
This is garbage fire, like everything homosexual pedophile Team Simmons does.
frick off with your shittier version of big brother.
also to the pretentious moron in here insisting of using "zeitgeist" while apperently not knowing its meaning: frick you too.
Come on sirs can we get bit more enthusiasm going here?
I'm hyped as frick
good morning!
Let's fricking GOOOOOO
Episode 1 was awesome can't wait
FUK YES! DEATH TO PALESTINE
how is my baby girl betty doing?
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
Just make more frank hassle or ecstasy of car, Sam
i must admit I like Vance's solo content
Watching Sam's stream for the first time. This shit is cringe. How do people stomach this shit?
>literally started stream for 5 minutes
>somehow instantly gains 3K views and a shitton of donations
Are people gonna believe this is genuine and not Indian bots and Sam's wigger squad hyping it up?
You weren't paying attention for the first ten minutes when it was under 1500 views then spent another ten minutes promoting it on other social media to gain the other 2100 viewers
>open stream
>first thing i hear is mondomegabits
>close stream
grown men asking a roided up comedian for advice
just so we can see how gay it is,
bumping. it's gonna be shit but I wanna see the confessional footage.
Waiting for someone to upload episode 2
>keep hearing how "great" and a "comedic genius" Sam Hyde is
>watch his stream
>see an awkward israelite doing unfunny fake anger and a chat clearly no older than 21 sucking his dick for every "joke" he makes while hanging out with clearly brain damaged kids nearly half his age
What the frick? This is the guy everyone praises?
There was a time where he actually made funny stuff and didn’t live stream like a Black personzoomer. He’s having a midlife crisis and wants to be loved by zoomies so bad now to ignore the fact he’s old
do you think the fricking youtube stream is the main thing people are referring to
MDE sucks too, bro.
what's better? also stop saying "bro" you braindead zoomer
this intro is marvel tier
song is very gay
really disappointing after HWD
>not even in 4k
The first 15 minutes of episode 1 are really boring
Also this isn't a "pilot," a pilot is when you make one episode and shop it around to networks/studios and they pay you to make more
Already watched the pilot for free. it's mid at best.
UGLY LETTY
Did Jet copy this idea from Mr. Beast? Because he’s doing that and it’ll probably be way better
if you showed this to someone with no knowledge of what fishtank was, they wouldn't understand anything that they're seeing
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i'm so glad jet put the smoke alarm maintenance in the final edit, and the contestants talking about how cold it is, and people walking into the house with blindfolds on and shaking hands
Buy another ad homosexual
FISHTANK SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 IS LIVE RIGHT NOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPmt-k-ScvM
the intro is fricking awesome
what the frick is a simmons mattress
Simmons is a company that makes mattresses.
thanks for clearing that up
is this common knowledge? I ain't ever heard of Simmons Mattresses
it is if you work at a department store
thanks moron
Probably a futon Asians are obsessed with them
i hope we gain inisght to an alternate layer of events, otherwise this is just a pointless rehashing
>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.
>I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-bawd outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.
>Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
>Kurbick, iNeptroon
"here's my address" got em
LOVE WITH LETTY!!!!!!!!!
kicking things off with a bang with the counting rice grains bit....genius
When will the seething morons realise they are just bumping the threads? Dis the Brofessor not tell them that?
god letty is such a perfect specimen with all her autism
SHIT FRICKING SUCKS
god julian is such a homosexual
wonky eye
What's going on, stinky? Were you too busy dilating to white knight for that marky prostitute? Someone made a mde thread a few days ago and you werent chimping out calling everyone luna or rocky.
average Sam hyde paypigs
sylvia's name is "Cambria Toma"
nah its coheed and cambria
they changed it to "Sylvia Dream" in the credits on youtube, someone probably found her address or something
AY CARAMBA
Someone link a stream when ep2 premiers please
vances hair is so much crazier in HD, what the frick was he thinking
it's the Macklemore poof, all white men under 40 in Seattle have that haircut
i live in seattle and ive never seen it also im 30
evil prospector lookin ass
He looks much fatter in HD.
>fishtank is now just a small youtube channel
Are jannies going to delete the threads now?
god. a pilot should hit a little harder than this. the only funyy thing was john calling josie an asian lady
unfunny slop. only good characters were airsoftfatty and jon. Ip2 won sadly
>Ip2 won
their main content is watching a boomer slowly drink himself to death in various hotel rooms and airbnbs
kino
maybe so maybe so but I’m gonna miss this fat frick when he’s finally gone
Atleast we get to watch people die from OD and get into real fights or get arrested for climbing the Brooklyn Bridge. Fishtank was boring they didn't even spray any homeless people in the face with mace or anything cool.
The only time that fishtank ever really compared was when they brought that (probably fake, but still hilarious) black hooker for airsoftfatty. They should’ve been doing shit like that at LEAST once a week
>MDEgays eating it up in the chat
god letty is a frickable peice of meat
>Violetta Palmer
we all know her real name already
will "what the spruce" be in ep 2?
no
I loved the ost of the first episode
So they still didn't put any kind of hype up trailer or a few funny seconds of "how did we get here". Nor does it have any cliffhanger. If a streamer like xqc sees this he will be like "wtf is going on? they're sitting in this car? boring bye".
These are the israelites that pay to have sex with troons right? Gay.
>and not even Cinemaphile gay
>see Sylvia's face in hd
>Immediately lose all interest
Get some hot girls for season 2 Sam or I'm not watching
I hate Sylvia so fricking much
Yea that shit is vile
JOSIE STREAM SOON
https://www.youtube.com/live/TIk-FJrPy0E?si=bkykubMaIt8n2gg4
sylvia is my favorite character on the show after airsoft fatty
did working on fishtank do this to him?
Sam likes him like that
>2 hours
>6k views
yikes... you think jet killed himself already?
What's our predictions on the how many views it will have in a week? I say 40k
Jet will hire fiver Indians to refresh the page all day
WILL IT MAKE THE FINAL CUT?
This editing sucks, isn't Sam always crying on stream about real filmmaking?
>you will never have a bulimic israeliteess crush your balls and call you a sissy
it's over
Betty is a israeli princess
Dayum she looks good for 45
i wanna piss on betty & letty so badly
she looks like absolute trailer trash. still would frick her though
She is. She sounds like that chick from DMC5.
I love how 4troon users are just Redditors but replace marvel and Harry Potter with 2000s games for Black folk
jets nudes can be found on the /LULZ/ archive under the username hack_blastard
including his entire incel post history
>Cinemaphile
Television & Film?
Sorry Sam and Jet. But my disposable income belongs to Josie now.
Scrolling through the comment section for episode 1 is honestly the most demoralizing thing I've done in the past week.
I can't believe that there are actually people like that.
Why are they saying?
for me, it's sylvia
blacked hog down
i wanna kiss Letty's tummy..
>showing the winner on the cover of the first episode
She was the only interesting character besides Jon but what the hell man?
Sam is a sex pervert himself, and tried to obfuscate his degeneracy by using some moron Chinese guy as a scapegoat for a public lynching.
anyone streaming on Kick?
>Josie only has less than 300 viewers right now
Lol
still too high
300 viewers is fricking insane for a d list e-celeb are you insane
Shits been dropping pretty steadily
If she doesn't marry one of her paypigs soon she'll have to go back to sorting trash with the rest of the mexicans
she needs to show tummy and wear pajamas
it's the only way
Her body sucks
Why are you gay
It’s gay to not find Josie, who’s literally built like a boy, attractive?
Why do people watch this talentless prostitute she got no body, and talks in a moist critikal impression.
Is it because she's a pick me?
You must be homosexual
>You must be homosexual
Sam Hyde is homosexual and more than a little sensitive about it.
Yup did you see him talking about how gross and degenerate anal sex is on his stream today
post account names!
I sent it to Sam and he had a tard fit and called his janitor friend. Anyone have fishtank episode 2 hell love that
All my homies hate rocky hes like a living barnacle bruh he feeds on the scraps of the bottom absolute cringe
Has Josie gotten nude on camera yet?
She showed a little cleavage during her camping stream but she edited it out from what I heard
Pics now, how can she edit out a live stream? Did she do this on purpose or was it by accident?
when is ep 2 coming up? will someone plz link it here?
He didn’t try and ruin his life he just kicked him off a meaningless show that would’ve humiliated him further, you’re still right in principle though
jet should be a repo man, he's got the mannerisms down
I'm starting to think that you have daddy issues
i'm interested in the drunk pos challenge episode, it'll be cringe kino
That’s over a month away from being shown
Winston actual status? I tuned out when the season ended so i never knew what happened with his storyline.
He never existed
idk who this is but he looks like a gormy looking homosexual
He groomed Josie when she was underage and made her SH on discord
Basically Canadian Sam hyde/Marky situation
Have any of the fish commented on these episodes?
vance said it was weird to see himself with hair
Shut up wigger from wigger crew we only like Sam not your gay shit that even Sam distanced himself from saying dumps ruined the art and now he’s just using you to farm simp bux. Your real dad loved you more
Any anons have Sam’s standup from bawd fest?
stimming rn
Simone post the fat disgusting slobs wearing the Josie shirt I didn’t save it because she’s a gross native that is mid at best
someone help us homies out wit a link
Go get some money so you can fund Sam’s new Rolex
migrate
No wigger we good here
No, you see, he has to be the thread OP
>MOM DAD IM FINALLY OP ON 4 Chan
>that’s great honey would you please clean you smegma off your wiener n balls we have guests cumming over later
>FRICK U MOM JOSIE IS MY QUEEN CANT WAIT TO FILL HER NATIVE PUSSY WITH OBESSE CUM
You people are fricking weirdos.. are you zoomers or what?
brown incel zoomers who think they are so cool and unique for being a fan of this streaming crap, Twitch is too homosexual for them... oh but this shit is REAL
https://gofile.io/d/VVpLSL
thanks you sir
I love you
Sam is NOT happy you are not PAY pigging for his NEW rollie
Yea wtf he worked hard for those Lamborghinis
Wait no he didn't he's a trust fund kid that scams his fans nvm
it was ok and the extras were good too :/
way too much fricking sappy music and Dameil push sucks