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fishtank season 2
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parasocial EXTREME
Letty is a princess
Is this some kind of psyop to get acctracted to the ugly?
nah its just a handful of severely mentally ill people who are in love with her. the /bant/ threads exposed them pretty hard with the IDs
Letty saved Fishtank! She fixed the website and brought all of the entertainment to the new episode! Every episode she's even more incredible!!! The basement confessionals are insanely funny!
sure man whatever. enjoy the doing the princess call and response with the other 3 psychos for the rest of your life dude.
>with the other 3 psychos for the rest of your life dude.
WE'RE ALL SANE
Such an energetic princess!
She gives me a Lena Ramon vibe. Something oddly sexy about her. Not enough to simp, but definitely would frick.
Does she really smell like maple?
Yes!
She looks like a fish
Hi!
You seem to have posted an off-topic thread. This is because this board, >>>Cinemaphile is dedicated to Television & Film. You can find out the acceptable topics of a board are by either reading the sticky (if applicable), or reaching a logical conclusion regarding the name of the board.
In this case, you've posted this thread to >>>Cinemaphile - Television & Film. You must ask yourself the following questions:
1. Is my thread about television?
2. Is my thread about film?
If either of these conditions apply, your thread will likely be considered on-topic and not subject to removal. However, the topic of your thread is Fishtank, which is a YouTube/Online production.
1. Fishtank is not television
2. Fishtank is not film
Furthermore, MDE/Sam Hyde/etc. are not television producers (anymore) and do not produce film. How can you ascertain whether or not an indie producer is producing a YouTube or Online series as opposed to Television or Film? Simple: apply these questions:
1. Has the work been presented at the Cannes Film Festival or related well-known film festivals?
2. Has the creator of the work been vetted by well-known creators of confirmed television & film works to be a credible creator of television & film?
3. Is the level of quality in the same ballpark as that which can be found on HBO, Cinemax, STARZ, AMC, TBS, or TCM, or related well-known commercial television & film venues?
4. Is this shown on television or online?
5. Is this shown on film (via Netflix or Amazon Prime Video) or online?
Clearly, with rigorous examination (which isn't even necessary), we can see that there are no Sam Hyde, MDE, or Fishtank works worthy of being posted on a board for Television & Film* and should be posted elsewhere.
Remember: This board is called >>>Cinemaphile -- Television & Film, not >>>/yt/ -- YouTube & YouTubers or >>>/ec/ -- eCelebs
I'll never understand why people get so ass blasted about shit like this. Same shit happened with the Dall-e threads. Like just don't click on the thread kek
Are Dall-E threads on-topic? Are the Television & Film?
It’s independent experimental television by a former television star and his wigger puppet underlings. Not on YouTube or Twitch but hosted on its own platform like a Netflix series. Cope!
jet?
>It’s independent experimental television
Nope!
>by a former television star
Nope!
> like a Netflix series.
Nope!
Sam Hyde is a pedophile and fricks trannies
Sam Hyde is a pedophile (and former television star) that fricks trannies (and hosts the experimental television show Fishtank Live*
so cope Black person
Yeah sorry guys about the episode being 8 hours late yesterday it was actually a genius social experiment to test the ungrateful fishtank fans, they say they hate the show yet they complain the show they paid to watch isn’t available, thereby proving my genius advancement of culture has audiences gripped and engaged
God forbid there is an actual active thread on this dead board lmao
tel·e·vi·sion
/ˈteləˌviZHən/
noun
a system for transmitting visual images and sound that are reproduced on screens, chiefly used to broadcast programs for entertainment, information, and education.
"the days before television"
a device that receives television signals and reproduces them on a screen.
"a flat-screen television"
synonyms: TV, television set, small screen, telly, the box, the gogglebox, the tube, the boob tube, the idiot box
YWNBAJ
What do you guys think will make/break season 2? Predictions?
jet and his cronies will be the worst part as always
Not really a "would break season 2" thing, but I don't like the bathroom/shit cams idea...
They're really pushing towards the whole simp angle on this season. I think they're hoping paypigs give them a fortune just so they can watch a girl take a shit,
they will include chris from the start and his shit will get old by the end which will burn out people watching
he is perfect as a freeloader, but unless he calms his raging tism then it will be their downfall
>Ian Brandon Anderson
very nice
Is episode 9 up yet btw or is that delayed now too?
I sure hope the jokerposters return
Watching the Ice Posiedon stream really put in to perspective how pathetically tame fishtank was.
Fishtank was better than the Ice Posiedon stream. I fear Jet is going to take things to the extreme this time around, and ruin the comfiness that S1 had.
I want extreme uncomfortableness for all MDE fanboy homosexual contestants from the minute they walk in the door. No kiddie gloves this season. They know what they signed up for.
Then it wont last for 100 days, and most will probably not tune in as much as S1.
100 days is insane
>"OMG it's another everyone sits on the couch until Jet comes in to larp as a quirky [insert Cinemaphile trope]" stream
They can't always be doing something you gay. There will inevitably be off times throughout the day.
The concept of the show is Hellhouse not daycare especially when the contestants know the schtick and they've established the formula. Ratcheting it up 10X is the only way to keep it interesting. No one gives a frick about a bunch of cloutchasing zoomers MDE influencer wannabes sharing their lore and shitty Sam Hyde impressions. Maximal torture and suffering is necessary.
>No one gives a frick about a bunch of cloutchasing zoomers MDE influencer wannabes
Should probably watch something else then, because that's all this shit is going to be moving forward.
>Bro, no one could last 100 days in a mildly uncomfortable environment where all their needs are met and they do nothing
Have you heard of the show "Alone"? People survive in the Artic tundra for 100 days by themselves and 10 items and a go pro. Lmao
The people signing up for Fishtank are not the type to survive in the Artic tundra for 100 days anon. It's not a fair comparison.
I'm just saying it says a lot that the zoomers in this thread think 100 days without a cellphone and Le mean TTS is too much. Lmao obviously they've never endured any type of hardship outside of microaggressions against toward their made up gender identities.
fishtank would be a lot better if it was paced to last 3 or 4 weeks max
100 days is absurd
>I fear Jet is going to take things to the extreme this time around, and ruin the comfiness that S1 had
This is what I'm afraid of. Jet's insecurity taking over and pushing everything tenfold. It's just loud noises and screams day one. I would probably tune out if that's the case however I still want MDEtards to suffer like
totally agree
I just want to hang out with my new fish friends parasocially
but jet is going ruin it
jet neptune is so incompetent and bad at his job that its comedy gold, also he randomly got raped by a whale of a woman that got invited to the post-fishtank party
LOL
WE'RE FRICKING BACK FISHBROS
unfortunately for me I'll be missing the first week as I'll be visiting family that week
But holy shit i can't wait to shitpost about it
just a remind to anyone who has a link to episode 9 to post it or forever hold my piece
Letty is bug that eats Amir cum
i might watch a bit here and there but there's no chance that i'm going to no-life it again like last time
What if they have actually cute girls and more autists?
josie's cute and autistic enough for me
sure you won't
Seeing how much of it was manufactured by the "producers" was really a turn off, especially considering it was still boring as shit 95% of the time. Will mostly be watching through twitter clips if at all.
Like what?
They wouldn't let Josie, Letty, & Betty have a threesome, & instead restricted their freedom.
it wasn't and its literally just schizo rambling
they only talked to letty at the end telling her to just go with it if something happens because they thought that she might figure out that it was bs and didn't want her to spoil it
True. If anything these edited vids have really just exposed how fake Letty is. Insufferable c**t imho
this season is easily gonna be a 3x multiplier improvement over the first
what are you basing that on?
Probably not. The novelty wore off pretty quick and you know they are going to try and force certain things to happen that were organic in the first season.
We need HIM in the tank.
16 contestants
its fricking on
I fricked her for only a dollar.
Frick it I wish Josie had a dick
Look up Alisa Chung!
I love Alisa her brain actually works
Sorry brother he's never coming back I miss him too
>her
>director mode
>yard time
>better house
>better game rules
>better cams
Jet burned a bridge with the Cinemaphile creative unit, he's fricked for real, he won't be able to come up with good ideas by himself. Let Failtune.
lol what happened why are you seething so hard
I want Jet to die in a horrific accident or brutal murder
>the only way they could identify the body were by his gaudy bape shorts
I hope the house catches fire or the cops accidentally shoot someone. Someone will go to jail.
This is inevitable. If Fishtank doesn't end with someone going to jail or dead, it's objectively a failure.
What I really hope is that the stain never washes out of Jet's history and that he becomes a leper.
I hope someone accidentally dies in there and both Sam and Jet are held responsible by the law.
wow a bussin israelite.
wtf I love fishtank now
there will be sex
Sam is a prude and freaked the frick out over some breasts. There will be nothing more than weirdo NEETs having food and piss fights just like last time.
Sam Hyde is a degenerate homosexual, but you're also a homosexual for being a depraved pervert.
I wish that Jet would catch an incurable STD and spend the rest of his short life in agony.
>t. Sam Hyde or Johnny Neptune
there will be romance
Most likely forced/scripted.
I hope that Jet makes a poor financial decision causing him to lose any profit he made from this and that he goes into debt with high interest.
there will be death
I hope that one of the insane stalkers Jet farms for money turns on him and becomes a permanent shadow that he can't rid from his life or thoughts.
there will be an lgbtq+ friendly cast member
I hope the 100 days thing is another gaslight. Each week watching fishtank felt like a whole month.
It's 100 days? They didn't even have enough content to fill half that last time
Yeah there was evidence of kubrick saying 100 days many weeks ago
but who knows
betty owes me sexual compensation
I called dibs before you.
betty always looks injured somehow. literally built for a daily cycle of physical abuse then makeup kisses.
I wish for Jet to incur a daily cycle of physical abuse and makeup kisses in the prison he gets sent to for mass investment fraud and interstate abduction.
I hope that Jet falls in love with a total prostitute and that she betrays him over and over until his mind breaks and he becomes the very kind of person he exploits for money and clout.
I've not watched a single second of this slop and it's very clear just how moronic Cinemaphile is when they shill it constantly and reply
Haha I get it. Thyme, like Rosemary.
Will season 2 have more dysgenic abominations?
YES!
my honest make or break is just having an overarching game that is pretty much set in stone which allows things to run themselves from week to week
they can then still jump in and do whatever
What I wish on Jet above all is misfortune. Not like bad luck, not like losing $10 on a windy day. I want nothing to go right in his life. I want him to bump into people every time he goes outside and I want his car to break down once a week. I want his favorite coffee to always be out of stock. I want his fries to always be cold. I want the women he keeps to bring him illness, worry, and chip away at his love for life. I want his hairline to recede, his gut to largen. I want him to have bad gas. I want the IRS to put a lien on his salary and make him return the car he doesn't deserve. I want him to trip in the gutter and cause permanent damage to his ankle. I want his teeth to fall out. I want his pet dog to die. I want him to get food poisoning and shit his pants ruin the best shot he had with that girl. I want her to post about it on instagram and ruin his reputation. Incurable hallitosis, B.O., fungus. I want his friends to turn on him. But most of all I want Sam to disavow that talentless homosexual.
I want Jet to be the inevitable fall guy once this whole house of cards comes crashing down. The sacrificial lamb offered to the Feds by Sam Hyde on a silver platter to save his own ass. That would be comfy. That would be kino.
yes. YES.
The last season of Fishtank is Jet's leaked deposition and court proceedings for felonious manslaughter, kidnapping, human trafficking and investment fraud.
s2 cast leaked
I hope they don't shit while on camera
>it's going to be another case of "something unforseen happens at the 1 week mark and they get their phones back for some reason"
the appeal of the first one was watching zoomers go insane lets hope jet ineptitude doesn't ruin it again
they could go to the basement and go on their phones whenever they wanted in season 1 and i don't expect that to change in season 2
buy an ad homosexual
jet just confirmed another fish for season two
saggy breasted mutt? i'm in
Source?
The foamer is activated.
Hitler dubs confirm, that the foamer is activated.
Is that the bummy buster?
why did sam retweet this video
Anything for Damiel
he must have a really tight bussy
He was the one giving him head.
Misfortune, Jet. That is what you will get in exchange for making this board a misery.
>Sam declining and barely getting 3k live viewers on a good day even with Charls
>Fishtank struggling to crack even 50k views with newer episodes on YouTube
It's over isn't it?
They had 5k live viewers on the shitty dating show the other day but yeah I agree that the hype is dead. Their marketing of this season has been shit.