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Fishtank Season 2
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Hackfresse General?
General Hackfresse Fettgesicht, HEIL!
Diaperfresse General
OH FRICK OH FRICK THEY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL INVITING ME ON PROOF INCOMING
k me pposted
Omggg it's happening. It's really happening!
just be careful
rockystreams might tell on you
Hi markygay
It’s so fricking over
Fishtank 2: kiwitroons watching other kiwitroons shit during Christmas
parasocial EXTREME
Idk I'm thinking it's going to suck. They are going to reuse 80% of the bits, every fish is going to be a self aware MDE fan or e-girl influencer wannabe, every moment will be forced, fake and gay, unlimited Jet Ineptitude self inserts and Larps, etc. The future of fishtank is bleak.
>I think it's going to suck because I have a precondition notion made up in my head that it will suck!
It's called a preconceived notion, homosexual. ESL moron confirmed
It's going to suck because the people involved with this mess are all creepy homosexuals sucking on the teet of their pedophile e-daddy.
fr fr my dude its gonna be bussin' lets gooooo
whats your favorite sam hyde moment bro
sorry can't say cuz i'm under NDA haha
#WP2 #HeCan'tKeepGettingAwayWithIt
lol is he really shilling at the bottom of this post? he has no shame
Tone it down, anon.
>precondition notion
Sam Hyde fans are moronic.
It’s going to suck because everyone involved is a washed up hack and/or moron and the first season was shit, hence the only thing to talk about were the 2/10 roasties
MDE simps will literally watch anything as long as Sam makes it because he was funny 7 years ago
dumb esl. average low iq sam hyde fan
>They are going to reuse 80% of the bits,
what bits? none of the bits in season 1 landed.
Jet has already confirmed that Drunk Piece of Shit challenge will be recycled. I would assume any bit that made the edit will be recycled by these moronic wiggers.
>none of the bits in season 1 landed.
Doesn't understand the Neptunian genre. NGMI
I am worried about the cast.
They almost had shoenice be a main fish before he pulled out last minute. So well known lolcow ebeggars are fair game now?
Idk if he was going to be a fish, never saw any confirmation of that. I always assumed he would be a freeloader based on the interactions I've seen on X.
shoe used the word fish in his tweets though
He deleted it now I wonder why
Honestly Z-list level e-celebs who were last relevant over 5 years ago could be good picks for fish if it's just one or two of them.
Frick that. 2 out of 8 is too many.
Is it only going to be 8 people though? The room list Jet posted in picrel heavily implies 5 bedrooms so I would assume at least 10 fish this season.
everything said so far is gaslighting. They said 5 beds then 3 beds. They said garage then no garage.
True. I wouldn't be surprised if the house in the trailer was a decoy. The gaslighting seems to be doing the opposite of Jet's master marketing plan though. Seems like less and less people give a frick the closer we get to Day 1.
I thought he was doing it in fear of dox
Probably that too. It's futile though. Any fish could bring an Apple Airtag into the house hidden in their luggage, Google locations on cellphones of scorn fish/freeloaders could release the location, the owners of the house or any of their neighbors/friends/kids being moronic online, etc. I give it a week before the location is known to anyone who wants to find it.
Internet researchers will know by day 3.
They were trying to get Daniel Larson, a legitimate schizo who just last month was throwing chairs and threatening to kill people at a Panera Bread restaurant. He's not allowed to leave Arizona as part of his probation anywats.
I seriously hate this homosexual with all my heart. He's the yoko ono of MDE
Even if it’s as bad as you claim your discord troony friends should ensure it sets a new record for thread popularity on here.
Oh for sure. It'll still be posted here nonstop but as for a more widespread, mainstream audience, naw.
Thank you for your service. Without you troony raiders it wouldn’t have been as popular as it was on Cinemaphile.
Unironically some of the hell house memes you trannies made were funny too.
yes but dont worry, it will be shilled here hardcore again
I wouldn't want it any other way.
Why the frick didn't any of you save her?
Betty + My Heart = 4ever
Why didn't one of you homosexuals try to save her? Now, she'll always be a disgusting prostitute.
Betty embracing the schizo side of her israeli genes.
>betty when she hits 30 due to being vegan
most unexpected fishtank lore was when she revealed on twitter that this dude's her older brother
is she really though?
Betty lies a lot. One time on Sylvia and Jon's stream, Betty claimed she peronally knew one of Jon's podcast guests and called him a pedo.
>Betty claimed she peronally knew one of Jon's podcast guests and called him a pedo.
That's true though, that guy is a pedophile. When I was a kid, he raped me in my dream.
Was Betty lying when she claimed that she's good at math or how she used to be famous on tumblr?
she does seem to be the kind of girl that would be famous on tumblr
Yes, she's a pathological liar.
She was never famous on tumblr.
I remember her posting more pictures of him afterwards. It would be a specifically weird thing to lie about, even though crazy b***hes tend to do that
Who's that?
>I've managed to quit watching porn and I've cut my "alone time" down to around 1x a week. It's been difficult, but I feel a lot more productive and morally better.
I saw your pussy what are you talking about
Shoenice bailed?
Yeah apparently he's having health issues after eating deodorant and drinking 40s of vodka for the past 15 years
Chris can barely read every stream the chat asks him to take an iq test
Chrissy Lynch is a sweet boy, frick off.
My only wish is there being a cute black chick and not fatty until end game
>A bar
>A fireplace
>A tree with lots of pointy ornaments
>Autistic contestants
It'll be fun watching the legal battles over the lawsuits they get.
Kek. Can't wait to see Jet crying on IG Live trying to explain his side of the felonious manslaughter charges pending against him after this season implodes.
wow nobody gives a frick about this anymore
then why the FRICK are you necrobumping the thread you stupid Black person newhomosexual
It's almost like you're replying to a paid shill or something.
He probably means the homosexual that tries to slide every thread, it’s much more obvious once the threads closer to bump, not sure if that’s him or not though
Yeah I feel the same way frick these guys I'm going to subscribe to hbomber, Hassan and Vaush
*raises spork*
WHO'S WITH ME?????
More cameras just makes it harder to follow the action.
Christmas lights shit up most lower price cameras too.
Supposedly they will also have youtube restream with automatic cam like when the site was down
How much are you lads planning on spending this season? I've about 5500 saved for season 2, I missed out on the ground floor last time, but I think I'll be able to become a big name in the fishtank community this time around
Lmao. I hope this is a larp. That's just sad.
it isn't
Hi!
You seem to have posted an off-topic thread. This is because this board, >>>Cinemaphile is dedicated to Television & Film. You can find out the acceptable topics of a board are by either reading the sticky (if applicable), or reaching a logical conclusion regarding the name of the board.
In this case, you've posted this thread to >>>Cinemaphile - Television & Film. You must ask yourself the following questions:
1. Is my thread about television?
2. Is my thread about film?
If either of these conditions apply, your thread will likely be considered on-topic and not subject to removal. However, the topic of your thread is Fishtank, which is a YouTube/Online production.
1. Fishtank is not television
2. Fishtank is not film
Furthermore, MDE/Sam Hyde/etc. are not television producers (anymore) and do not produce film. How can you ascertain whether or not an indie producer is producing a YouTube or Online series as opposed to Television or Film? Simple: apply these questions:
1. Has the work been presented at the Cannes Film Festival or related well-known film festivals?
2. Has the creator of the work been vetted by well-known creators of confirmed television & film works to be a credible creator of television & film?
3. Is the level of quality in the same ballpark as that which can be found on HBO, Cinemax, STARZ, AMC, TBS, or TCM, or related well-known commercial television & film venues?
4. Is this shown on television or online?
5. Is this shown on film (via Netflix or Amazon Prime Video) or online?
Clearly, with rigorous examination (which isn't even necessary), we can see that there are no Sam Hyde, MDE, or Fishtank works worthy of being posted on a board for Television & Film* and should be posted elsewhere.
Remember: This board is called >>>Cinemaphile -- Television & Film, not >>>/yt/ -- YouTube & YouTubers or >>>/ec/ -- eCelebs
Kek keep crying you were denied to be a janny homosexual
>Is my thread about television?
Yes, for clearing that up.
Big Brother threads are okay tho
Who I want as a freeloader:
>Boogie
>Hasan
>Charls
>Erick Hayden
>Jimmy Lee
>H3H3 Ethan
>Turkey Tom
>One of the TCAP predators
>Chris Hansen
>A Muslim guy
who else who else?
Your prostitute mother
cmon mane
I'd like to see Shane Gillis run the Drunk Piece Of Shit Challenge and drink every fish under the table lmao.
You've listed 4 paedophiles. Why not just set up a prison Live stream?
Letty is a princess!
>fricking a fangirl who gave you consent and is legal is LE BAD NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU SAM IS A GAY ZIONIST israelite AAAAIIIIEEEEE
Can you talk a little more about how children can consent? Preferably, before you make the next thread?
I hope daddy sam sees your tireless defense of him, anon.
Isn't the Null interview with Channing supposed to happen tomorrow?
Based! It’s ok for Sam to be a creepy sex pest who abuses women if you do it ironically! Long live MDE!
You WILL watch fishtank season 2 and you will BUY the season pass
How else will you join the /ftl/ clan
What happened to episodes 8 and 9 dropping together?
No, child. Those are merely your delusions you created again. Enjoy Prison, stalker.
People who like Sam Hyde stuff are weird because they like the content but simultaneously want to see Sam crash and burn
>they like the content but simultaneously want to see Sam crash and burn
so kiwi freaks
Yes, I stopped watching once they began replacing the original contestants
Betty? Homeless black guy? Asian replacement guy? Airsoft Fatty? Never heard of em.
real. once Jon left I lost interest
Why did Sam do it bros?
Would you frick Sylvia?
Depends on the smell honestly
No Boglim. Of course its going to suck
Will Frank Advil show up this season?
qrd?
Frank got stood up at the airport by a girl he was e-dating and tried to kill himself by overdosing on advil
Sam Hyde deepthroated a troon and contacted men on craigslist to tear out his butthole
>Sam Hyde deepthroated a troon and contacted men on craigslist to tear out his butthole
wow that's terrible and not based at all...
Wtf
No he didn't. That's Cameron Williams, two different guys.
i was in rhode island and saw jet neptune at a peets coffee in providence, i thought i'd impress him with a joke so i walked up behind him and said " you call yourself neptune but i think Ur anus ". i expected at least a nod but he just put his hands up as if i put a gun to his back or something and he said loudly '' you did not just say that corny ass shit to me dawg '' and started speaking like a wigger, despite him ordering the gayest girliest coffee i've ever heard of in my life. this literal who Y2K dancing baby gif looking as b***h tried way too hard to embarrass me in front of the girls who were there, with his fricked up paranorman ass eyebrows, and ever since it just left me sour to his entire way of running things, the dude wouldn't know humor if it kicked his tiny dolphin teeth in, which i really felt like doing, but i didn't feel like causing a scene for picking on this 5'4" midget. took some voodoo chips and told them to put it on his mini-me ass tab to get back at him, but they told me it didnt work like that and made me put them back. that kingpin if he had cancer ass wigger was definitely worried for a minute though when he thought they were going to charge him for them. made him look real broke, what a piece of shit
I think I saw him hanging out with Mike Vallely recently
FISHTANK S2 CHALLENGE: guess how old rockystream was when he lost his virginity without going over
>jet and crew lost taxcins dslr footage so the last episode was just the livestream cameras with some dumbass in the room with a non functional camera
BRAVO JET WELL WORTH 2 WEEKS WAIT
>BRAVO JET WELL WORTH 2 WEEKS WAIT
>Still no episode 9 as promised
Truly Neptunian.
And you watched it all didn't you
So did Jet ever give an explanation on why ep 9 didn't drop?
Probably just the Mandela Effect like the DVD box set or "a prank" like dec 18th launch date.
the dvd boxset was real jet is just a stupid homosexual that false advertises and then just goes lol it was a joke
Lol yeah I know. I was just quoting his excuse for that. He said on chat it was "Mandela Effect or something" that made people think the box set was real. Can't wait until his stupid ass has to defend himself in court against massive fraud allegations among other felonies once everything comes toppling down around him. "Your Honor, it was a prank, bro."
This will never happen, Jet won't face charges and pay for his crimes. He will get away with it. The DVD shit was real. He promised a service (two episodes this week) and thinks it's funny to pretend people aren't paying for it. But we all know that if you paid for MDE shit you deserve to be let down.
Have you ever heard his normal voice? This dude deserves a fricking oscar. He's 100% normal and well adjusted.
>This will never happen, Jet won't face charges and pay for his crimes.
The moment that wigger started collecting investments for Fishtank, it was inevitable. Undoubtedly most of the "investors" are small cap moron MDE fans with $100 or even $1000 "investments" but the lionshare comes from one of the "co-founders" of fishtank who Sam courted after season one to fund season 2, Bill Ottman. He spoke about it in his interview with the Quartering the other day. If Sam keeps allowing Jet to run the show and make these false promises (not just to the audience but to paying investors), it's only a matter of time before Ottman or one of the other whales pursue charges/lawsuit for this investment scam. Has the makings of a class action lawsuit on behalf of all investors written all over it. Not to mention if anything illegal happens this season or someone gets hurt or any number of scandals get the attention of the media/authorities... It's just a matter of time. Tick, tock, Mr. Neptune...
People don't understand Karma, they think it's just some hocus pocus people throw about. It's actually quite simple. You piss enough people off, eventually it comes back on you. And when it comes back on you it comes back multiplied.
Hyde fans could literally see a video of him sucking off a troony then eating his shit and they'd still defend him bro
The thing is that this buffoon is pissing off more than just fans, especially forcing this thread here day after day.
The hourglass is trickling down for this moron, let me tell you. It's not going to be pretty.
I doubt it
>LLCs ain't it Josie
>meanwhile whinging about bankrupcy if Fish Tank tanks
There is no daylight between World Corp & Hydstein, and this liability frick fest is bound to be a beacon for Hasan watcher types to do bullshit, not that they would have to if just one of a litany of things went sideways the first go around.
>Have you ever heard his normal voice?
No, no I haven't. Don't care to either. All nu-MDE members are try hard homosexuals who unironically wish they were Black folk.
chris lynch is the only good member of nu-mde
wrong it's frank. frank is the only one that's not just some dumb wigger or some dumb wigger's friend.
Chris Lynch is the fricking best. Nick Mullen's special sucked.
chris doesn't do anything besides be a hanger-on in the crew and you know it. he's just entourage
frank puts negative energy into the world
You're a hypocrite. You support people who cheat, lie, and exploit and wanna sit here and talk about negative energy?
everything about mde is negative energy except maybe chris lynch
Wrong its Bic and Joey
bic is the least charismatic motherfricker ive ever had the displeasure of observing
Nah, tacxin edges him out on that accolade. That's wigger can barely form a sentence. He must have learned how to speak solely from wiggers reciting biggie smalls lyrics with fake ebonics or something. He sounds like a special Ed kid reenacting a wutang clan skit on the short bus.
Ben is the real star of the show
its gonna be 12-16 people
there will be an outdoors area
the games and evictions will follow a strict plan
betty is a beautiful princess and i love her so much
>there will be an outdoors area
gay
Redpill me on Mr Alex Schultz
Bad early MDE knockoff, doesn't even make the cut to be called dollar bin clone. Sam's so desperate and (still) blacklisted that he's relying on a fan that sucks to turn MDE content into MDE fanart. Dude doesn't have one funny cell on his body. Zero wit. Being a poser tryhard helps you when your idol is cornered by the consequences of his own acts. Crazy isn't it? WP2? It's over.
I hope it really is over this time. This is a corpse that needs to be buried already.
Spiritually and creativelly it is indeed over. Now, financially? Sam will twist it to the last drop of shekels. There WILL be World Peace 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Konzept will retire due to burn out and the creative direction will be handed to Twitter reply guys.
I don't think his liver and kidneys are going to hold out until wp4 especially with this turnaround time
Most of his sketches are not funny. He also tries way too hard with gross out humor and it is just embarrassing. He likes adding fart sounds randomly too which is annoying, and it is seeping into some MDE stuff as well now like the Bill Greifer sketches.
His best video appears to be deleted. It was called gamer juice or something.
His lil cern videos are great though.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v82B-sR4kfY
who finds this funny
The actual video isn't funny but the meta-concept is well done. Many people make these types of tiktoks unironically about their autistic children/siblings. It's basically just attention farming/trolling. I'm sure a lot of normies have fallen for it.
charlotte gohansen
I miss her so fricking much bros
they say if you noose yourself you get to see her on the other side
letty gained 10 lbs of weight purely from draining tacx's bwc
Will they ever get married and start a family together?
no she's built for infinite abortions
But won't having many Slavic babies make her happy??????
her giant pregnancy milkers would make me happy
I was watching some clips last night and her absolute lack of any kind of reaction when Chris gets slapped very hard by a drunken annoyed Mauro. She was entertaining, but I wouldn’t fall asleep with her in the same house as me.
>blockhead with big teeth and lazy eye
>is a b***h as well
Will Letty and Vance throw fists at each other in the S2 basement? Vance is confirmed helping with production and we know Letty doesn't have anything better to do than be a pink shark.
Christmas decorations make everything look so cozy. Anyway, SHAN'T be watching that.
season 2 will feature amazing freeloaders, one of them will be a foreign european film-maker we tricked into joining the tank , and another one will be a male porn star with a comically large penis that we instructed to never wear pants while inside the house
>Haha it's funny because he has a big Weiner (no homo)
Neptunian cultural enhancements at their finest, folks
the only freeloader here is you, you talentless dead weight.
The space they showed off so far looks small, did they get an older house this time instead of the new development suburb shithole like before
All this unorganic mde hate. Sam is more popular than ever and troons on suicide watch flood threads. After dark 1 and fishtank was avant guard kineaux.
Imagine loosing your mind and lying your ass off over people genuine trying their best to create alternative content to all the endless israelite bullshit.
Frick off shill
unoriginal unfunny homosexuals
I learned it from you, Dad!
not buying your Coffee
You forgot your tripcode, Jet
First off, it's inorganic* you illiterate moron. Secondly the only thing inorganic is the MDE viewership numbers. You're telling me After Dark had 5k concurrent viewers for nearly 2 hours yet nearly 0 online presence on X and a handful of comments on Cinemaphile? Doesn't make much sense. Seems like the MDE crew is manipulating their numbers. Thought it was also odd when Sam went on The Quartering's Livestream as well. Sam nearly always has 4-5k Livestream viewers on a 250k follower channel yet couldn't break 800 viewers on The Quartering's 1.5M follower channel in the same time slot?? Seems odd.....
shits garbage cause they keep going in the house and interacting with them
none of the shit when sam and jet when in the house was good
?
if sam and jet never took reigns then literally nothing would happen and it would have dropped to 50 viewers
Expect more Jet, less Sam and a whole lot more Larping on this season of Nothing Happens: The Show!
Super homosexual.
>troonytank
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo the smug little homosexual had to resort to kiwitroons because no one wants to be on his gay show
LMAO & KEK IRL
Grim. I'm guessing the house will be filled with literal autists who were never properly socialized and OF thots trying to up their subs with MDE simps.
KiwiBlack folk are all terminally online, ugly, abused as children and when you think about it they are no better than trannies tbh
what? what the frick is happening here
anyone got a download for the new episode?
anyone watching this shit during christmas is a massive fricking loser, they really know their target audience
I hope fatty isn't involved, People as disgusting as him need to be homeless and die and any money/attention he recieves just prolongs his life. He killed 2 cats and is a drug addicted obese semi-moron. I can get laughing at autistic people but he really deserves nothing but misery
People at that weight don't live for very long. People like his manager and sam/idubbz are just making what ever they can off him before he croaks
Fatty is funny, but he is an affront to the senses.
he made the show
He's going to make it worse in the long run. By the season 4, it's going to be lolcowtank.
Stay mad parasocial kiwitroon
Letty owes Chris sex
One of the few redeemable characters from season 1. Literally S-tier alongside Josie (ironic)
>S-tier
Scheisse-tier. Josie der Hackfresse.
Fatty was one of the best parts from season 1. His bromance with Frank Hassle was hilarious.
Betty best girl
What are some kinos about a troony fricking washed up “”comedian”” (making fun of the extremely low hanging fruit of 2016 leftists makes you hilarious, remember) paying mods of a dying incel website to shill his horrendous show? Not my screencap btw I wouldn’t ban evade I respect you, mods. This post is about the on topic tv show Fish Tank therefore my post is on topic and cannot be removed.
By the way, Hasan fans give money to Hasan, they DONT give money to ugly roasties that appear on his stream (grifting left wingers gets you way better pussy than grifting chuds). You all are literally more pathetic than the average Hasan viewer. Instead of realizing my truths and introspecting, you will cope and call me a troony even though Sam Hyde fricks troonys (totally ironically).
I’m so excited for fish tank season 2! It’s my favorite tv show!!! Its so special that the mods ONLY allow it and no other eceleb game show! That just proves it’s amazing quality!
no one cares
you will be drowned out by waifu wars in 2 weeks
simping is gonna ruin it like it ruined season 1
I'll wait until the official cut is released with every good bit edited out.
Why is this show shilled so hard here? I'm not even joking that it'd be a way better time/money investment to advertise on reddit or something.
We don't care and these fake threads are irritating
>70 or so people discussing experimental Neptunian programming
>7 or so people complaining
Who is this "we" you're referencing??
Oh shut up
No