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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remainder that your sperging about head canon. Fionna is a character in a genderbend fanfic, that is now changed for being in Simon's head, so all you're doing is saying "I hate Simon's hate canon and prefer my own!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meta textually, it was changed for wokeness. Denying this is cope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marceline's mother was already brown tho

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brown, not black. She has straight hair. There was no reason to give Marshall hideous nappy dreads

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you can have naturally straight hair and be black

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              only if you've got euro dna in you, otherwise its a wig for them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only if you've got euro dna in you

                Thats pretty much all non-immigrant black americans

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you fricking moron, do you think everyone was sticking their dick in black pussy before 1960?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                black pussy for white men

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                beastiality is a crime anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you genuinely unaware that a component of american chattle slavery included rape by slave masters?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a moron who believes every black person is the product of rape?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did not say that. Please google basic american history surrounding slavery and post reconstruction. This is literally not a debatable topic because its heavily documented and DNA lineage tests are easily available in 2023

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats pretty much ALL non-immigrant black americans
                If you didn't make this moronic statement then get the frick out

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's arguing for the sake of arguing. Dont ask what Washington and Jefferson were doing with their slaves though or how white people today in america have west african dna

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Washington didn’t do anything and it was Jefferson’s brother Randolph that was know to go to the slaves quarters and get hammered.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You cannot be serious

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No really

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick do you think a "bedwench" is?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Thats pretty much ALL non-immigrant black americans
                If you didn't make this moronic statement then get the frick out

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know white bulls were buck breaking black men and fricking sheboons, but to say all black people are the product of rape is moronic and the topic of the conversation.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much all in that post =/= all

                Reread his post and its true btw. American /misc/tards post their DNA tests all the time and got mad theyre not 100% european and made cope posts to the point where they made a cartoon about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit about /misc/ the fact of the matter is that some moron made a hyperbolic statement claiming "pretty much all" black can trace their roots to white rape. You're a moron for continuing this conversation and defending him. Yes there was rape during slavery but not to an extreme to where an overwhelming majority of slaves had a white parents and that all modern day blacks have straight hair genes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol shut up you dont know american history

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What state are you from?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes or no do you believe pretty much all non-immigrant blacks in the US are the products of slave rape

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. I'd be genuinely illated if you could prove that <80% of black people have no euro dna

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you’re an ESL, what the frick do you know about American history?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not ESL cletus

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really I would be elated for you to prove me wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're a genuine moron for believing that. The burden of proof is for you to show me a majority statistic of blacks born from rape during slavory. Here's an actual document showing that DURING the slave trade only 3/20 people were born with European descent, 15% since you're clearly a moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And an ESL as well

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glad they had 23andMe and didnt use unsicentific shit like calling random people Octoroon back then!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me one census statement then you cum guzzling homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >American /misc/tards post their DNA tests all the time
                If you're dumb enough to hand your DNA over to CIAandme in current year, you're bound to have some brown in you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She could be mixed race.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im pretty sure nearly all black people in america besides immigrants are at least 10% mixed as well.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a homeless bum, it's not that crazy for his hair to be dirty. The real crime is making his mom black, Hudson Abadeer is unambiguously white.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since Hunson is not human, is just how Simon imagines he would be.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hunson has a black hairstyle

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You dumb as frick

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                stfu cracker

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, the very famous close as possible to a skinhead haircut that so many black people have claimed as theirs. Not dreads, not afros, not fades, just a very close cut shave. Also white voice actor

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many black business men have you seen without that hairstyle...?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, it's not really real hair. It's just that weird hair sprinkle thing black people glue to their scalps.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you confusing black men with women?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hunson is just Larry Elder

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                More Bela Legosi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hunson if he black fr fr

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dracula split middle comb style is invented by black men
                No

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black women straighten their hair and wear weave anon.

            Man this board needs to go touch grass.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >straighten hair
              How? There's no electricity to use a hair iron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think she's whatever race Marcy's VA is supposed to be, since that's probably why Marcy is dark-skinned in the first place

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really makes him so unnattractive to have such ugly hair that he, nor marceline nor the family, have ever been shown to have or implied to have had. Quite the shame.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, when the show went in an extremely homosexual woke way, coincidentally after the show blew up.
          Wokeness doesn't create anything good, it just takes over already liked media and wokes it up, and with Adventure Time it happened in real time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is her father?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Human Abadeer was revealed in Fionna & Cake. The gender bent version at least. She was black.

            Lol shut up you dont know american history

            Cope. Buck broken.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Buck broken.
              so had sex with slaves?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Men can’t give birth moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                never said that ESL

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice reversal attempt, but you don’t even know what buck breaking is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not with black women and only to prove a point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not with black women
                lol you cant be serious

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They just can't help themselves

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn’t know English very well so he’s ignorant to the fact buck is a term that refers exclusively to males.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a clear new gay. Buck breaking is an actual term and rape wasn't always the punishment.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You keep saying this. But Marshall got dreads that the straight haired mom never had in the apocalypse where hair straighteners have no electricity to be used

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        black people wouldnt turn pale if they became vampires?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's pale (blue) because she's half demon, but yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they would they'd be ashy because being a corpse they'd get less moisture unless they're actively drinking people or red in adventuretimes case. Also don't forget Marcy is half demon.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I definetely prefer Marshall as a vampire (and Gary as Prince Gumball (mmmm gooey pink bootay)) but human Marshall is still great

    I will be a little dissapointed if the series ends with everyone as humans still

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just skip all the gay shit. It's so forced and out of place/out of character it really brings down the show, just like in the main series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is out of place or out of character about Marshall and Gumball being in a relationship?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it's a pointless B story so far about taking us away from the action and real plot to see two gay guys hook up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          PB and Marceline were always just as important as Finn and Jake in the original series, its the same here. It would be really jarring to have a Fionna and Cake series that just ignores the relationship between Gumball and Marshall.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It would be really jarring to have a Fionna and Cake series that just ignores the relationship between Gumball and Marshall.
            it really wouldn't be. no one would have noticed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main characters of Adventure time are:
          Finn
          Jake
          Ice King/Simon
          Bubblegum
          Marceline
          BMO

          The only time none of these characters got focus was in one off diversion episodes. Fionna and Cake are taking the place of Finn and Jake here.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is his hair straight as a vampire but not as a human

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tied them into locs as a human

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    miss the days when the coloured character was at best a cool guy or a nerd side character instead of a fetishistic pet for gayhags and gays

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people butching about marcelune and Marshall Lee being part black fail to remember that her VA is part black, with her dad being white both in universe and IRL.

    It's quite wholesome actually, in fact Hunsons VA was the love action guy in the Superfriends episode of spongebob (non zoomer anons will remember him talking about make out reef)

    Anyone complaining is a moron who wants to b***h about politics just because.
    How do you people ever have fun?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally dont understand why people here are mad. They confirmed marcy being at the least, half-black like a decade ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made her jungle fever dad black by proxy by making his genderbent counterpart black though...

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile keeps whining about lesbians and not enough male gay representation in media
    >this happens
    >crickets
    says a lot about society

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    his existence as a dark skin is light skin erasure

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how every time he fricks up he moves to a different comment.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is schizophrenic and I genuinely can't tell who and what you're referring to here.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really, then why did you comment?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I've been in this thread since the beginning and I've been reading the argument here. I can't tell if this is trolling, samegayging, or real mental illness. My response was here:

          Hunson is just Larry Elder

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that your immediate response is to call out my simple question as trolling or mental illness shows I was on the money, also how would this be samegayging if I’m not pretending to be another person? Also quoting random posts isn’t enough and you know that not to mention you also need to give proof that, that was your first post.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how would this be samegayging if I’m not pretending to be another person?

              Because the reply count is not moving at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are 25 posters here, also it didn’t move when you posted your “first comment” either so how about you post that proof I asked for instead of continuing to out yourself as a newbie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There are 25 posters here, also it didn’t move when you posted your “first comment”

                It genuinely did though, were you not paying attention?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was now stop stalling and post your proof, seriously if you weren’t full of shit you would have done it already.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                PROOF OF WHAT????

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop playing dumb I asked for it in this reply

                The fact that your immediate response is to call out my simple question as trolling or mental illness shows I was on the money, also how would this be samegayging if I’m not pretending to be another person? Also quoting random posts isn’t enough and you know that not to mention you also need to give proof that, that was your first post.

                . If you weren’t full of shit like I said before you wouldn’t be deflecting like this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said that because I didn't know what the argument was and the post you made here

                Notice how every time he fricks up he moves to a different comment.

                could refer to the entire thread. I don't know what you want from me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post proof like I asked for homosexual and stop deflecting, you doing this desperate shit is only digging the hole deeper.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you don’t you can barely speak English.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're screaming at ghosts at this point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’ve done nothing to show how I’m wrong while acting extremely suspicious by refusing to post proof that that was your first post, acting obtuse, and deflecting at every turn. Now you’re trying desperately to say that I’m schizophrenic in hopes that some hypothetical anon will jump in and agree with you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That he looks like Larry Elder?

                Here's more proof.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I already know you’re a shitposter you doing this isn’t some own, it just confirms what I already thought while showing everyone what you’re doing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm genuinely confused what you're talking about at this point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You already tried this and it didn’t work the last time. Going in circles isn’t going to help the situation.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok...?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being obtuse isn’t going to work. You tried to say you were shitposting without actually saying it because you assumed I thought you were being genuine. And after I said that I was aware and that you outed yourself for no reason you started playing dumb. You’re either going to double down, deflect, or try to call me a schizo again since it’s all you can do at this point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Breaking Cinemaphile rules
                Wrong board

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a homosexual for saying Hunsen is black regardless of whatever shit you say next.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a half joke but ok. Hunson looks like any tv personality in a suit I said he looked like Larry because it was what I could think of off the top of my head.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claims it was a half joke
                >proceeds to post the same "joke" again after arguing with someone for an hour
                What is your goal in this thread, everyone already thinks you're a moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you so autistic that you cant tell that my joke of saying Hunson is Larry Elder was indeed a joke? Are you ok?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you so autistic that you double down and make the same shitty joke twice after being called a homosexual for it for over an hour?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your silence speaks volumes moron, also doing the exact shit I called you out for in the comment you replied too and then saying you were a different guy while also not posting proof isn’t the best for your argument.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah ok so this is a schizophrenic samegay thread.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know doing exactly what I said you would isn’t the own you think it is. But it does show you’re desperate and angry since you stopped arguing to just hurl insults and baseless accusations.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah no, this is straight up (failed) attempting gaslighting, you wouldn't respond to

                That he looks like Larry Elder?

                Here's more proof.

                twice pretending to be a second person if you werent projecting

                Goodnight

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t respond to it twice, also you see pic related? That’s call proof it’s something that people give when they’re not full of shit instead of squirming for 20 minutes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that is true, then my apologies

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claims it was a half joke
                >proceeds to post the same "joke" again after arguing with someone for an hour
                What is your goal in this thread, everyone already thinks you're a moron

                You're a homosexual for saying Hunsen is black regardless of whatever shit you say next.

                You wouldn't respond if you unless you thought they were talking about you.

                Are you so autistic that you double down and make the same shitty joke twice after being called a homosexual for it for over an hour?

                all me homosexual, more than one person can call you out for your moronic shit. The only person pretending here is you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                >

                [...]


                I'm tired of this homosexual thinking he can get away with his shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just link my posts it would automatically show my post via archive if you have X

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are motherfrickers like this? I mean if you’re going to shitpost at least don’t be moronic about it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is no proof the IP didn't move up from that post, it's an obvious grift

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't respond if you unless you thought they were talking about you.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You said I was the samegay or are you so desperate that you’re going to pretend your own posts don’t exist? Also I thought you were leaving? Were you really that confident that I wouldn’t post evidence?

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