>Flopping so hard, they're giving out buy 1 get 1 free tickets

>Flopping so hard, they're giving out buy 1 get 1 free tickets
Someone needs to be fired NOW!

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had someone to go with 🙁 or can I use the second ticket another day?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro just go and get two seats next to each other and every time they switch universes or timelines or whatever switch seats and have a different personality

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice! Now I have an excuse for getting two buckets of popped corn

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is so autistic I’m actually frightened by finding it a fun idea.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get free popcorn?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of people were fired, keep up.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they would have lost less money if they had just shelved this thing and written it off as a lost just like the batgirl movie right after ezra's insanity went public.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes this so hilarious, they no doubt were considering cancelling this due to the DC universe being rebooted and Erza Miller's behavior but they decided against it because they were banking on that this would be another No Way Home.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for the next DC movie to be called their biggest movie yet and start of a new era only for it to suck and flop

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just put the director of this movie in charge of the new Batman, and the writer is overseeing the rest of Gunn's new cinematic universe. It seems like the only way to get fired from DC is to make actually good movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It seems like the only way to get fired from DC is to make actually good movies.
      This. It's really fricking bizarre. Especially Christina Hodson the screenwriter, everything she's ever done is an embarrassing turboflop that was immediately forgotten, but she continually gets promoted and rumored in bigger and bigger projects. Is this how upside down Weimar world works when currency loses all of its value?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diversity hire who gives good head.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is because she is Asian (or at least half). Hollywood is really obsessed with propping up American Asians.
        See: Jessica Gao, Domee Shi, Mindy Kaling, Peter Sohn, Awkwafina, etc.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're telling me there's not a single other Asian screenwriter who could write a good superhero movie besides her?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd fire my ejaculate up supergirl's superpowered pusy if you get my drift (i'd have sex with her)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it look so bad and fake?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The baby will be american.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saving Krypton one baby out of time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quick. Give her a motorcycle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would never get with a weak non metahuman male

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ imagine her being mad at you for something you don't know you did... she asks you... wait, she SHOUTS she want you to apologize but you don't know what to say so you just guess but every time you get it wrong she spits a fat glob of angry saliva into your mouth.... jesus christ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the background looks like something from unreal tournament

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe this isn't supergirl shooped onto an ES; Oblivion screenshot

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to put it on streaming already because I actually want to see it (torrented obviously)

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Box office numbers aside, considering the fact that this movie has been in development hell for roughly 20 years, it actually came out decent.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also, early Indy5 review are so bad, that they are literally giving away free tickets if you spend $35 at Applebee's.

    It used to make me sad, but at this point it's laughably funny

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a frick about it, not waching, not even in torrent

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they flash
    >beanergirl
    >oldman
    No

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was actually good, I’m convinced all the hate for it is astroturfed either by CW gays upset their actor isn’t in it or Twitter gays upset Ezra Miller is in it

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily Reminder Ezra Miller did nothing wrong
    >he choked some girl
    The video is cut off the full video shows it was a joke and they laugh about it
    >he kidnapped some girl
    She was 18 and ran away from home with him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. He lost the perception war.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having photographic evidence of him dressed as an absolute degenerate homosexual should be enough for a public hanging in a just world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They is also not gays

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another flash thread
    Damn, Indy 5 is going to bomb hard huh

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the homosexual that did cast Esra Miller

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one quick trick to DOUBLE your earnings!
    >investors HATE him!

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember theathers doing something like that when the female ghostbusters came out. Great sucess

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guys i know what will sell our movie, let's tell everyone we're rebooting everything and that nothing that happens will matter!
    >guys, y no one watch our movie?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the brawls in hawaii and the kidnapping probably didn’t help either

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or the fact that Ezra is just unpleasant to look at.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was your favorite part of the Flash™?
    For me, it was at the end where he was at the courthouse laughing after watching himself get stabbed and killed by himself and realizing he had created an alternate universe where the entire earth gets murdered violently and just leaving everyone there to die
    its was pretty cool for him to shrug all that off and ask his high school crush out on a date

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