Frick Lois, marry Francine, kill the stupid b***h on the right.
As always, American Dad not only has the better written characters, but also the hotter characters.
Jon would be incapable of doing any of the three things but he'd probably be into Beth since the only woman he ever spoke to besides his family was a veterinarian as well.
Beth has only had sex with Jerry as of Season 1, maybe a couple others in threesomes or one night stands over the course of the divorce & Beth & Jerry becoming "sex positive", like Mr Nimbus. For sure she fricked her clone. So she technically still has a low count. Hell Summer probably has a higher count, she went to multiple alien orgies. Morty has fricked several women even if he still acts like a virgin. All on all, Beth is a bit hedonistic in the current show, but still has a low body count.
Francine was a bit of a party girl bawd but she has been with Stan ever since they met. She's probably fricked more than ten, or at least have a LOT of handies/blowjobs (47 Dicks?!!!) but probably not as many as people assume, given that she is a good woman after marriage
Lois was not only a bawd, but she's cheated on Peter a few times. Probably around 20+ dudes.
The difference is family guy has a lot less canon internal consistency compared to the other two shows, so does it all still count? If Peter can basically die but be ok after commercial break, maybe the wieners un-enter themselves from Lois’s turdxutter, you know? Shame the great philosophers were all before our time, this would have been a real noodle for them.
>Beth has only had sex with Jerry as of Season 1, maybe a couple others in threesomes or one night stands over the course of the divorce & Beth & Jerry becoming "sex positive", like Mr Nimbus. For sure she fricked her clone. So she technically still has a low count. Hell Summer probably has a higher count, she went to multiple alien orgies. Morty has fricked several women even if he still acts like a virgin. All on all, Beth is a bit hedonistic in the current show, but still has a low body count.
What a disgusting fricking show, glad I never watched it
I would choose Beth out of these. Francine a not so close second. I would take Meg over Lois easily because besides not being that attractive her voice is so annoying. So in the lined up order it would be kill frick marry if the choice had to be made.
>besides not being that attractive
In universe it’s well established that she was a catch, 9/10 type looker in youth, and still decent for a middle aged mom. Similar to marge that way.
Yeah the issue is that they gave her that massive triangle nose that's hard to look past. They learned their lesson and just made Francine actually pretty rather than having to tell us she's pretty.
I would say marry Lois but fricking Bill Clinton AND a black guy is too much. I’ll frick Beth because I know she’s a prude and didn’t frick much if at all, marry Francine because she’s hot and an awesome mom, kill lois
marry lois, i dont remember any of her flaws from the billion seasons of family guy that would disqualify her, i just remember she was unrealistically loyal to a husband that would drive most women away
frick beth because i have a femdom fetish and i want her to dominate me
yeah i forgot about alot of those things like jerome
i mostly remember the first 2-3 seasons because those are the ones I've rewatched most and in those she is almost unrealistically loving and supportive.
i just want an adoring wife
Frick Beth because I coom to her multiple times on rule34
Marry Lois and befriend her father for ez neetbuxx
Kill Francine but tbf she would be my second choice for marriage
Artist threesome.
For a fan game it's hilarious how close to an episode the tone remains. Shit it has running gags, "slow" payoff jokes and wholesome self-twincest or self-rapecest
francine and lois are devoted to their idiot husbands and more submissive
beth is harsher with jerry but she also seems to kind of get off sexually on doing a femdom thing
guess it depends on what youre into
Lois would be a fantastic lay. As a guy who used to frick married women in his 20s, Lois would be down to bang and know how to shut her mouth about it.
Francine is the best. Hot, spontaneous, total freak.
R&M mom got mogged. Keep drinking your wine and complaining you frigid b***h.
I only watched a bit of Rick and Morty, but wasn't Beth a massive b***h and divorced Jerry just cause she was sad or something?
Francine is endearingly stupid and likes being a stay at home mom + is clearly the hottest one by far.
Lois is just kinda boring.
Frick Beth, marry Francine, kill Lois
This post actually made me go to pornhub so I could fap to the wonderful live action american dad scenes with Francine, and I got a message saying pornhub is now blocked in Utah. Xvideos has no issues so wtf
I'll take a hot blonde milf with a "1950s hairdo" over a funny looking ginger with whatever that haircut is, a shark fin for a nose and the most annoying voice in existence.
>Peter finds out Lois was a prostitute >"Lol get over it Petah" >Stan finds out Francine was a prostitute >"I'm so sorry Stan, I regret it so much"
Clear winner here.
Beth is a large animal veterinarian that probably makes decent cash to support me. Marry.
Francine has big boobs. Frick as many times as allowed.
Kill Lois.
Marry Beth. She DESPERATELY wants to be put in her place. Her femdom comes from wanting to be controlled. It's why she fricks her clone & everything else. Rick never disciplined her. He gave in to her every demand & Jerry. It's why she 180s the few times Jerry gets assertive. Trust me bros. Marry Beth. Just not divorced Beth cause then she's damaged goods
Frick Franny
Kill Lois because she's just a terrible fricking c**t. She will cheat.
>She DESPERATELY wants to be put in her place. Her femdom comes from wanting to be controlled. It's why she fricks her clone & everything else. Rick never disciplined her. He gave in to her every demand & Jerry. It's why she 180s the few times Jerry gets assertive.
I was thinking the same thing
Exactly. Do you fricks not realize just how fricking good Beth would behave if you just gave her a single slap? She would be glued to your dick & asking her daddy for clones so she could watch you frick her her from every angle
She's israeli.
She's got an ugly face, massive nose
She's an unapologetic prostitute
Verbally & emotional abusive to her kids
Drug addiction
Blacked
Dead fish in the bed
Wants to frick her son
Frick Francine, she's the bawdtiest
Marry Lois because she seems to mostly be a good wife
Kill Beth because her character is uninteresting and a total b***h
>Lois is a sociopath and Beth is the most stable and like a normal person
Lois is also, according to lore, a very hot israeliteess. She's a natural redhead. With all her powers combined, she could suck your soul through your dick.
FMK in that order.
Kill Kill Kill
Frick Francine Marry Lois Kill whoever the other broad is
Frick Francine
Marry Lois
Kill Beth
Beth is pretty hot but she's the worst personality of these
Frick Lois, Marry Francine, Kill whoever the other one is.
The eternal correct answer
that;s right
frick lois
marry francine
kill beth
Frick Lois, marry Francine, kill the stupid b***h on the right.
As always, American Dad not only has the better written characters, but also the hotter characters.
total fricking b***hes... all of them.
Go to work, old man
No more lasagna for you Mr... for at least 24 hours.
Jon would be incapable of doing any of the three things but he'd probably be into Beth since the only woman he ever spoke to besides his family was a veterinarian as well.
which one of them has a body count below 10?
Francine and Beth
Lois was a prostitute
>Francine has a bodycount under 10
Lmao someone doesn't remember the rose bush episode. She's fricked thousands canonically
I think that Beth married Jerry straight out of high school after he got her pregnant with Summer.
Kill Beth, that's easy.
Probably Lois
Beth has only had sex with Jerry as of Season 1, maybe a couple others in threesomes or one night stands over the course of the divorce & Beth & Jerry becoming "sex positive", like Mr Nimbus. For sure she fricked her clone. So she technically still has a low count. Hell Summer probably has a higher count, she went to multiple alien orgies. Morty has fricked several women even if he still acts like a virgin. All on all, Beth is a bit hedonistic in the current show, but still has a low body count.
Francine was a bit of a party girl bawd but she has been with Stan ever since they met. She's probably fricked more than ten, or at least have a LOT of handies/blowjobs (47 Dicks?!!!) but probably not as many as people assume, given that she is a good woman after marriage
Lois was not only a bawd, but she's cheated on Peter a few times. Probably around 20+ dudes.
The difference is family guy has a lot less canon internal consistency compared to the other two shows, so does it all still count? If Peter can basically die but be ok after commercial break, maybe the wieners un-enter themselves from Lois’s turdxutter, you know? Shame the great philosophers were all before our time, this would have been a real noodle for them.
>Beth has only had sex with Jerry as of Season 1, maybe a couple others in threesomes or one night stands over the course of the divorce & Beth & Jerry becoming "sex positive", like Mr Nimbus. For sure she fricked her clone. So she technically still has a low count. Hell Summer probably has a higher count, she went to multiple alien orgies. Morty has fricked several women even if he still acts like a virgin. All on all, Beth is a bit hedonistic in the current show, but still has a low body count.
What a disgusting fricking show, glad I never watched it
Doesn't matter. You know about it now and that's as good as watching it, so it has infected you with its degeneracy.
Daily reminder that Beth is canonically dominant and would make you lick her feet
marry lois, but only fat lois
Frick Francine, marry Francine, kill the other two.
Redpilled woke and objectively correct under the eyes of god
I would choose Beth out of these. Francine a not so close second. I would take Meg over Lois easily because besides not being that attractive her voice is so annoying. So in the lined up order it would be kill frick marry if the choice had to be made.
>besides not being that attractive
In universe it’s well established that she was a catch, 9/10 type looker in youth, and still decent for a middle aged mom. Similar to marge that way.
Yeah the issue is that they gave her that massive triangle nose that's hard to look past. They learned their lesson and just made Francine actually pretty rather than having to tell us she's pretty.
I would say marry Lois but fricking Bill Clinton AND a black guy is too much. I’ll frick Beth because I know she’s a prude and didn’t frick much if at all, marry Francine because she’s hot and an awesome mom, kill lois
Already in the correct order.
frick beth
marry francine
kill lois
lois is a degenerate
marry lois, i dont remember any of her flaws from the billion seasons of family guy that would disqualify her, i just remember she was unrealistically loyal to a husband that would drive most women away
frick beth because i have a femdom fetish and i want her to dominate me
i dont know who middle is
Lois is cold and verbally abusive... she came from a wealthy, selfish family and you can see hints of that in her character... also Jerome.
yeah i forgot about alot of those things like jerome
i mostly remember the first 2-3 seasons because those are the ones I've rewatched most and in those she is almost unrealistically loving and supportive.
i just want an adoring wife
>frick beth because i have a femdom fetish and i want her to dominate me
Holy based
Marry season 1 Lois. Frick season 5 francine kill Beth across all seasons and dimensions
Frick Beth because I coom to her multiple times on rule34
Marry Lois and befriend her father for ez neetbuxx
Kill Francine but tbf she would be my second choice for marriage
>Neetbux
Mans playing 4D chess what a genius
TIme to load up AWH again, thanks coomer brain.
>AWH
Rick and Morty: Another Way Home for those unfamiliar.
Ah, thank you.
Yeah the scenes in there with beth are the best ones
Artist threesome.
For a fan game it's hilarious how close to an episode the tone remains. Shit it has running gags, "slow" payoff jokes and wholesome self-twincest or self-rapecest
frick donna
marry francine
kill lois
(donna is the black wife from cleveland show)
Im only interested in Peg Pete
Marry Francine, kill the rest
francine and lois are devoted to their idiot husbands and more submissive
beth is harsher with jerry but she also seems to kind of get off sexually on doing a femdom thing
guess it depends on what youre into
these are cartoon animations dude, you need mental help
Frick Lois, marry Francine and kill the mom from Rick and morty
Lois would be a fantastic lay. As a guy who used to frick married women in his 20s, Lois would be down to bang and know how to shut her mouth about it.
Francine is the best. Hot, spontaneous, total freak.
R&M mom got mogged. Keep drinking your wine and complaining you frigid b***h.
shut up dale you're dead you don't get opinions
It's a beautiful day. YaaY
I thought the whole point of FMK is you dont get to frick the wife
I only watched a bit of Rick and Morty, but wasn't Beth a massive b***h and divorced Jerry just cause she was sad or something?
Francine is endearingly stupid and likes being a stay at home mom + is clearly the hottest one by far.
Lois is just kinda boring.
Frick Beth, marry Francine, kill Lois
The twincest wouldn't be worth having to spend your life with such an insufferable c**t.
Frick Beth, marry Francine, kill Lois
Stewie would be proud of me.
Frick Lois, marry Francine, kill the Reddit&Meme c**t.
Why can't francine watch vore porn?
Kill bossy b***h Beth
Frick blowjob queen Francine
Marry lavishly loaded Lois
This is objectively the correct answer
Kill all three. Adultery is a capital offense inshallah and all 3 are guilty.
I'll have beth divorce her pussy husband first and only put bacon grease on qurans on friday
I'd marry Francine easily she's a goddess
Marry Francine
Frick Beth
Kill Lois (HEY PEEETAH shut the frick up)
That order.
This post actually made me go to pornhub so I could fap to the wonderful live action american dad scenes with Francine, and I got a message saying pornhub is now blocked in Utah. Xvideos has no issues so wtf
Frick Lois, Marry Francine, Kill beth
It's not even a competition
Lois is ugly and has an annoying voice. Francine is the obvious choice for marriage as we can all agree, but I'd rather frick Beth than Lois.
I think you might just have a bias for blondes because Beth is a huge c**t with a stick body and 1950s old woman hairdo
I'll take a hot blonde milf with a "1950s hairdo" over a funny looking ginger with whatever that haircut is, a shark fin for a nose and the most annoying voice in existence.
Kill rick and morty, marry francine and frick lois. Francine is the better frick
Kill Lois and Beth, marry and frick the shit out of Francine.
Hate frick Beth, Marry Lois, Kill Francine just because her voice annoys me.
>Kill Francine
she mogs them effortlessly
so true
francine is based
louis is epic
rick and morty is cringe
She MAYBE mogs Lois but that voice makes me want to kms.
the solution
>shit hair style
>constantly b***hing about shit
no thanks
>>shit hair style
Gimme fat breasts marge from the boobjob episode over any of the other ones, all day every day.
I actually respect Homer, so no. Same reason I am never fapping to Casca.
you sound like a gay
Marry Francine, she's loyal, freaky and hot
Kill Lois and Beth.
>Peter finds out Lois was a prostitute
>"Lol get over it Petah"
>Stan finds out Francine was a prostitute
>"I'm so sorry Stan, I regret it so much"
Clear winner here.
Frick Francine and kill the other two
Beth is best mommy. Marry her.
Ok I may have to change my opinion on Beth, her usual portrayal hides those fricking cannons holy shit
Those cannons aren't canon. That's from the fan porn game.
she used Rick's machine to give herself stripper breasts! It's canon!
Ok, fair point.
When?
Frick marry and kill Lois
Kill, Marry, Frick
Francine is god tier
Until you realize she's a Kilik main
Beth is a large animal veterinarian that probably makes decent cash to support me. Marry.
Francine has big boobs. Frick as many times as allowed.
Kill Lois.
Marry and frick Francine, don't care about the rest.
Also I've never seen Cinemaphile agree so much about something
Coom shit will always be agreeable
Frick Francine, Marry Francine, Kill the other two
Francine is leagues better than the other two c**ts
Marry Beth. She DESPERATELY wants to be put in her place. Her femdom comes from wanting to be controlled. It's why she fricks her clone & everything else. Rick never disciplined her. He gave in to her every demand & Jerry. It's why she 180s the few times Jerry gets assertive. Trust me bros. Marry Beth. Just not divorced Beth cause then she's damaged goods
Frick Franny
Kill Lois because she's just a terrible fricking c**t. She will cheat.
>She DESPERATELY wants to be put in her place. Her femdom comes from wanting to be controlled. It's why she fricks her clone & everything else. Rick never disciplined her. He gave in to her every demand & Jerry. It's why she 180s the few times Jerry gets assertive.
I was thinking the same thing
Exactly. Do you fricks not realize just how fricking good Beth would behave if you just gave her a single slap? She would be glued to your dick & asking her daddy for clones so she could watch you frick her her from every angle
this.
Jesus, she’s almost as stacked as summer is. Frick the McFarlane b***hes, gimme that roiland titty sandwich
I fricking love Beth
Yes.
Beth is a rancid c**t. Both Francine and Lois are more fun to be around
Francine is fine but there's no way lois is fun to be around sounding the way she does, grating is the word you're looking for.
So many sad Loisgays in this thread.
She's israeli.
She's got an ugly face, massive nose
She's an unapologetic prostitute
Verbally & emotional abusive to her kids
Drug addiction
Blacked
Dead fish in the bed
Wants to frick her son
Dios mio
Francine wants to frick her son too (sometimes)
When is that? Steve has always been a mommy's boy but when did Fran-fran reciprocate?
The one where she keeps giving him her breast milk had some incest undertones
Also when Steve crawled up Francine's vegana to escape the sweatshop
francine is a massive bawd but shes also the best wife and mother by a country mile
Marry Francine, Kill Francine, Frick Francine in that order
frick
frick and marry
she'll die on her own
buttfrick Lois (bareback)
Marry Francine
kill the other b***h.
You're gonna get aids doing that. That ass has been punched by Clinton & Jerome
Frick Francine, she's the bawdtiest
Marry Lois because she seems to mostly be a good wife
Kill Beth because her character is uninteresting and a total b***h
>lois
>good wife
What do you expect from frogpoaters.
Compared to the other two?
Are people so angry at Beth just because they're upset at the show?
Kill Lois, Marry Francine, Frick Beth
The Francine appreciation in thread is kino.
You already have them in the proper order.
Kill Lois, frick Francine, marry Beth. Lois is a sociopath and Beth is the most stable and like a normal person.
>Lois is a sociopath and Beth is the most stable and like a normal person
Lois is also, according to lore, a very hot israeliteess. She's a natural redhead. With all her powers combined, she could suck your soul through your dick.
FMK in that order.
Except she doesn't. She's a terrible lay
Francine and Lois are literally the same character
Meg would be the perfect blowjob machine
easy
>frick beth
>marry francine
>kill lois with nuclear weapons