New trailer is out:
https://twitter.com/blumhouse/status/1673705745068466177?t=iAd1qACFriAvO-HvZIsEdA&s=19
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FNAF movie
New trailer is out:
https://twitter.com/blumhouse/status/1673705745068466177?t=iAd1qACFriAvO-HvZIsEdA&s=19
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kino
I'm sick of video game movies. Give me something new.
True, we had like 3 vidya movies already
How about a super hero movie?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's gonna be kino
Kino inbound
kino happening
Looks generic as frick
i agree it looks good but also generic, kinda reminds me of how i felt about the Mario movie a few months back
That's blumhouse for you
that that game for you
it's just another modern horror comedy that treats nothing seriously
mfw springtrap
finally REAL kino
Budget is 36 million probably will make like 10 times more.
I watched so much of that shit with my kids, so much Markiplier and PewDiePie and all the others
God damn right I'm gonna watch the movie
>The movie that saved cinema
It’s looking good!
>Fnaf shitposting scene is about to go through the roof once this movie drops
I CAN'T FRICKING WAIT
>Fnaf shitposting scene
qrd?
scott won
>William and Springtrap in the same movie
Is there a big time skip we don’t know about or is the lore getting changed AGAIN?
most likely he's alive and the suit is withered
so he's running around killing still, which unironically might result in a springlock scene
>This scene happens at the end, where William gets springlocked as a cliffhanger
>Movie is based around fnaf 1
>Fnaf 2 was a prequel
>Fnaf 3 happens AFTER fnaf 1
FRICKING KINO
BRAVO SCOTT
No Hippo
No watch
>mr hippo narration throughout the entire credits roll
would be kino
Jewtubers who were on the set said scott changed the story a bit, william isnt even british and mike isnt an afton anymore. Makes sense, they're going for a more tame and based-in-reality story.
>"ERMMM There's ghost possessing robots? that's random as heck, but thanks for the heads up xD"
Why did they write it like that?...
Hollywood humour
This. israelites don’t understand genuine human emotion so they resort to cheap, unfunny humour
Mcu formula ruining everything
I JUST THREW A TRUCK AT A DRAGON, I LOVE MY LIFE!
Yeah kinda spoils the lore of the game to put it into a dumb quip.
Because Hollywood is deathly allergic to playing concepts straight.
man the animatronics don't look uncanny or scary at all
William kino incoming
Total zoomer death (except the hot girls, we'll take those for ourselves)
I kinda want to see this but I'm afraid the theater will be full of zoomers making noise every time they see a reference or a robot they recognize or whatever. I don't know shit about the video game except just the basic premise.
This movie is going to either be a fricking mess that pisses off all the matpats, or its a fun B-tier horror film that manages to break bank because its FNAF.
Non-stop FNAF videos is what got me to stop watching Game Theory.
More of a ProJared guy anyway
Why is both William and springtarp in it?
see what this anon thinks about it
I think he's just wearing the suit, he hasn't been turned into beef jerky skewered inside of it yet
thank goodness it's springkino and not jimmy neutronic.
>hate scrapchad
Why do moron executives decide to release films based on the hottest thing 5-6 years after they reach their peak?
9 years later
It's directed by a woman so it has 0% chance of being good, but the animatronics look amazing.
I hate their glowing eyes. At least they are not glowing red like in the first trailer. Need to see how they move. They lack the creepiness from the first game.
I like it better when it was Willy's Wonderland
honestly looks fine considering its a FNAF movie
KINO
>no black woman with big frizzy hair
Already kino in my book.
>trailer spoils the entire ending
Are you serious? So the MC becomes an animatronic and travels with the little girl at the end that is so stupid.
I feel like watching the trailer I've basically seen the entire movie now.
i think that's golden freddy, not mike, he might just be trapped inside the restraunt during that scene
Judging by the girls calm demeanor, I don't think that's him.
that's real freddy, he actually befriends the child and it's funny because little girl befriends killer animatronic
I like it better when it was Willy's Wonderland
oh its written by the guy that made the games. thats cool
>blumhouse
dropped
>couldn't get better roles because he couldn't sleep with Weinstein
This trailer feels like it spoils the whole movie lmao
I'm not sure about this redesign of Freddy.
Wtf the frick I want to put my penis and semen in there
>posting soulless abomination over the blessed original
I want to put my penis and semen in there too
I do not want to frick those.
>the one where springtrap kills and fricks the puppet
But that's not the original, this is.
Anon these models are probably older than you are
I'm sold.
whats the name of these models, which artist made em?
I think Disembowell made them
real toy chica is better in every way
This is anything but blessed anon and it gives me the impression you have literally no faculties to comprehend what that word means. This shit is the definition of cursed, zoomers were a mistake
Matthew Lillard as William Afton is based casting
he was excellent in Twin Peaks: The Return
Looks good but the story of FNAF is batshit moronic. Would be better just being about the first game and ignoring everything else.
If we get a sequel, do you think they'll go straight to the Megaplex? They should.
>real life Roxy, Glamrock Chica, and Toy Chica animatronics
Jim Henson’s Creature Shop is gonna need armed guards for future movies to keep zoomers out
Is it true they're making a FNaF restaurant to test out a chain? Could those work? Would anons go to one?
Feel bad for the creator of Rock-a-Fire Explosion Mr. Vector to see his childish wonder vision subverted into rusty machine death and child sacrifice rendered legal through Hollywood "make believe"
>Scott just wants to make wholesome Christian games
>accidentally gives an entire generation a fetish for animatronics
Does this have the same plot as the games? I don’t remember the lore aside from the purple guy that chases you
Looks better than the teaser.
>an adaptation that respects the source material
I didn't know that was possible
Scott was directly and actively involved in the script and screenplay so that makes perfect sense. And I thank the Lord that he was, it would have been so easy to lease the IP and tell him to frick off
Why is everyone in the replies sperging out about springtrap. Who the hell is springtrap?
Springtrap's debut game happens like 30 years after the first game, which this movie is adapting, chronologically.
Scott is such a funny story to me because he was this big christian guy who was working a dead end job and his christgay games he worked on in his spare time got zero traction online. In a moment of depression and angst he creates this game about kids being eaten by robots and it pops off and like 6 years later he's openly pandering to furgay coomers and the whole thing makes him a multi-millionaire.
Only in america.
>make a game about monsters eating kids
>kids love it
The children yearn for the old times where a hag in the woods would make soup from their bones
What's even funnier is the "fans" of the games tried to cancel him because he donated to a PAC that supported Trump, and he just said "That's fine, I don't want drama and I don't need to make the games anymore" and quit. And then all the fans realized they fricked up.
I hate how the media calls these people fans when they're anything but.
I like the poetic justice of the whole jim sterling situation
>Fat frick shits on the game
>Guy who got shat on uses criticism to make new game
>It becomes a worldwide hit series
>He swims in money
>Fat frick gets angry, first because he caused it and second because he's trooned out and now an unstable wreck
>Tries to cancel the guy with his donations
>He just quickly quits without doing any shitfits, no damage done whatsoever
>Meanwhile Jim's channel keeps falling deeper into the abyss, bringing him closer to the rope
I didn't know this lore.
That's incredible, really makes my day. thank you anon
Wait Jim shit on his christian games?
FNAF got born from Jim saying that Chipper game characters look like creepy animatronics, which scott thought was a cool idea and made the first game
>Scott just keeps moving forward
>Fart Hotel
What do you think this is about, bros?
Wonder no longer
>makes a ton of games at first
>years later, after striking gold, he dripfeeds releases
Just like the gaming industry!
Is it just moi or is Jason Blum's "heart" not in it? Did he choose money over a messianic path?
All I can think of when I hear that song
>five hours of Nick Cage fricking a pinball machine.mov
It looks entertaining enough
Though all I wanted personally was a 90 minute survival movie and it looks like it's going to be 30 minutes of FNAF and 60 minutes of exposition and randies getting killed
Not having Scott as phone guy is a mistake though
what is this fricking accent
it's like guru larry going hard
He's Scottish
No he isn't, tard.
He's english as frick
>me 5 seconds in
I can already see from his profile picture that it's some homosexual not worth a view from me
this looks like shit. why do we need 50 characters running around
Wasn't this guy cancelled? But there's still always new FNAF stuff coming out?
Why was this guy cancelled, again?
he donated to some republican / anti gay shit and people got bent out of shape about it.
his answer to it all was basically "yeah, and?" and so they failed to cancel him
>his answer to it all was basically "yeah, and?" and so they failed to cancel him
He retired after harassment and just lets other companies do stuff with the IP. Although he did have direct control over the FNAF movie script and turned down several old scripts (most of them were terrible).
I
ALWAYS
COME
BACK
>UHHHH SO YOU'RE TELLIN' ME.. THERE ARE GHOST CHILDREN POSSESING GIANT ROBATS? THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP GAHYUCK
Why holy shit WHYYYYYY CAN'T THEY JUST PLAY IT STRAIGHT WHY DOES EVERY FRICKIGN MOVIE HAVE TO BE QUIPPY QUIP BULLSHIT.
Also the allure of the series is the mystery, why is there a cop lady explaining everything.
He should be FINDING IT OUT HIMSELF AS THE TENSION BUILDS.
What the frick.
It's a video game B movie made by Netflix rejects for children, what exactly are you expecting?
there's already a kino movie that exists
Nah it was trash.
the fnaf lore is very good, but it'll never be adapted to film properly, that trailer looks dogshit
>The era of ZoomerKino has commenced
I NEED the sequel.
>ywn have a real roxy animatronic that trash talks you and pisses grape soda into your mouth
You weird grape soda and piss fetishists need to leave.
yiff in hell furgay
Furry website, mate.
go back to the /trash/ can where you belong, furgay
why did they spoil pretty much the entire story in the trailer? does this get trailer-watchers to go to see films more often?
this is what the JHCS has to recreate for the fnaf 2 film
I heard the author had a shitfit over this model. What was the story with it?
He didn't like his sexy chica model being used in sexual ways.
>make character with child birthing hips, thick thighs and wearing a bikini
>people fixate on said traits and coom
>"NOOOO!!!"
I wish I was kidding, but autism really is like that.
Lol, main cast is the dude from Bridge to Terabithia.
You mean Hunger Games. Might as well reference a movie people actually saw.
I watched Bridge to Terabithia...
You mean Peeta?
woah bro no way is that the kid from famous blockbuster hit Zathura!?