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>American """""""Pizza"""""""""
Name a more reddit food.
cum
fish tacos
>gatekeeping pizza
want to know how I know you're fat?
go back to twitter
what is it like to have a brain that is made up of a grand total of one thought
Why is everything reddit with you homosexuals. It's meat and cheese and greasy bread with tomato sauce. How the frick is that reddit if you make an Italian sub with tomato is that suddenly reddit because it has all the same ingredients?
>Why is everything reddit with you homosexuals. It's meat and cheese and greasy bread with tomato sauce
Don't blame me that a bunch of reddit manchildren "love them some 'za". Its fricking nauseating
Why do you even know what reddit likes? If you hate it so much, STOP GOING THERE. Jesus, I hate reddit & I've never even fricked around with the shit, it's just you homosexuals on here bawling reddit Reddit REDDIT non-fricking-stop.
Ok Reddit, you should calm down.
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO FRICK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
We don’t go there. They come here. Like you aren’t from here, which is why your paper wall bravado crumbled when you found something you disagreed with. You need a hug box because you’re a weak person.
Neat, schizo. Now please have a nice day.
He's 100% right though. Stay mad and go back.
This is the most reddit post I've ever seen. You just can't help yourself, can you..
(You) stay mad while I stay glad .
calm down Michelle
dont know whos trolling who, dont care but unironically browsing reddit or whatever left wing sites once in a while is seriously necessary, if only for seeing what the other side is experiencing and sharing. dont be so close minded, youre only hurting yourself. also reddit is great for product/service reviews and such
i get on reddit to discuss the NYT crossword puzzle. no one here wants to talk about it.
Why do you need to discuss it with internet strangers? Discuss wordle with friends and family
wordle got boring after a few weeks. i discuss the crossword with my mom though.
excited to see based brady slap around mutthomes
Reddit is pseudo intellectual and mindless consumerism masquerading as culture, identify or personality. It’s appropriate to point out of this board above all boards.
>buttblasted yuropoor
Name a more reddit post
Anything with avocado on it. Guac doesn't count tho
>AMERICA
>REDDIT
>AMERICA
>REDDIT
>AMERICA
>REDDIT
God the minds of the foreigners are sad, simple things
Imagine not eating pizza because it's a popular food.
For medical reasons I cannot eat pizza ever again
Not all pizza is american fast food pizza.
"""""""Pizza"""""""""
>Name a more reddit food.
Everyone loves American pizza. Its the number one food foreigners try. Even burgers are 2nd place
Cinemaphile has a foreigner problem. If you're not American, then you should just shut up, stand in a corner, and hope we don't notice you.
This is not an American website. It's a forum owned by a Japanese man in his 40s who lives in France and most of its users are from Brazil and India. I'm sorry, Jack from Kentucky, but you're irrelevant.
>founded by a cracker ass American weeb
seethe
>redditspacing
Hello newfren. No need to larp, we're all frens here.
agreed Europoors and bugmen get the rope
>Cinemaphile has a foreigner problem. If you're not American, then you should just shut up, stand in a corner, and hope we don't notice you.
Is american pizza the pinnacle of goyslop?
That would be buffalo wings
>anyone who isn't a israelite is "slop"
calm down rabbi
Unironically I'm thinking of taking the kosher pill so I can stop eating the slop
so they're actually doing the "Eat the bugs" thing now? It isn't just a meme anymore?
>so they're actually doing the "Eat the bugs" thing now? It isn't just a meme anymore?
>It isn't just a meme anymore?
No. In fact, you're racist if you question eating the bugs.
Anon, this is an animated webm, and not video footage.
She is literally perfect. Stop posting shit like that it's demoralizing
Along with soda, yes
No but its a close third to burgers and kfc
Goyslop are the cheap frozen foods/margarine
That looks like a pretty good 'zah!
what the frick is wrong with that pizza? I have never seen papa johns look so shitty
All of the major fast food chains have dipped in quality over the years.
I just had some Papa John's the other night and it looked way better than OP's 'za.
>that one jalapeno
What for?
Thats the complimentary ass jalapeño. You shove it up your ass after you're done eating to make sure your next crap is zesty as frick.
It's a pepperoncini which is similar to a banana pepper. I love those things, sometimes I buy a jar of them from the store to use in sandwiches of tortilla wraps. They're milder than jalapeños and blend in better with more things.
I'd rather eat bugs than whatever that is.
i guessed papa john before i even clicked on the image. probably their uneven, heavy looking crust. please stop eating that shit, its fricking garbage. i wont tell you to eat healthy but at least switch over to like pizza hut or something
Pizza Hut is even worse. Now Sbarros
>deciding kino after the food has arrived
rookie mistake
What helmet moron made that one? It's not easy to frick up a pizza.
I think it’s time to go back and re-watch the Kino classic known as the Gladiator.
i had this same conundrum OP, went with District 9
I’ve had pizza all over the country and in other countries as well. Italians love to circle-jerk about what amazing pizza they make but its actually very bland by comparison to what you can find at a decent pizza parlor anywhere in America. They basically took what the Italians did and made it better while the Italians still make the same pizza after a hundred years. Sad.
the best pizza ive ever had was from south korea
>Italians love to circle-jerk about what amazing pizza they make but its actually very bland by comparison to what you can find at a decent pizza parlor anywhere in America
Because America took Italian Pizza and doused it with cheese and fatty meats. Of course it tastes "more rich" it's more calorically dense.
Americanized foods always taste drastically different when compared to the relative OG country. My favourite pizzas have probably been in Colombia. I sort of like some* of the fast food franchise pizzas from the US but they are very stylized to their brand. To really judge pizza you need to go to independent places. Not that all of them are top notch but you eventually learn to gauge taste better.
This. The idea that Italian pizza is superior is completely contrarian just for sake of it
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
If I was in your situation i would watch jeepers creepers, idle hands or Abyss
This genuine.
>goyslop: the box
do you guys actually hate pizza or is it just because OP's pizza is shit?
>hating on Papa John's
Frick you, they are the only good pizza in this hellhole(south america) local pizza made by true italian business not withstanding. Pizza hut, domino's and all the others suck dick in comparsion.
>Entire thread is just people seething from looking at an image of Pizza
You can't make this shit up
it's been happening for like a week now I swear. At least the Gordon Ramsay pizza is memeable and you can have a laugh
Everyone on Cinemaphile is 6'3", ripped, 7-inch dick, and eats clean 24/7/365.
welcome to Cinemaphile
I worked pizza for 10 years and honestly the pie in OP looks better than tons of garbage I've had. It's not undercooked and it has plenty of cheese, looks better than the average little caesars or even pizza hut pizza which is totally overrated
there's literally nothing special about Italian or Mediterranean pizza
Papa John's has good coupons but that garlic sauce they include is rancid and disgusting. I never use it and wish they'd give us Chipotle sauce or something instead
>Now what kino should I watch?
your weight
my weight is not a kino, it's a bino
Anons! I order 7 hamburgers at a bucket of chicken nuggets and hotwings from Burger King!! Not only that but on my way back home I found at the liquor store this weird ass motherfricker monster! It's gonna be a great night. There's nothing new I wanna watch, so I might start rewatching Breaking Bad!
are you trying to redditpost
Ooupsie, the bucket of nuggets and hot wings and the first double cheeseburger are gone. I hope I have enough willpower to save one or even 2 burgers for breakfast!
Why would I do that? I just got overly excited about the burgerking and the new found monster ultra.
Fat frick
I'm 196cm and 124kgs. I'm a big guy.
Prove it. Post wiener with timestamp.
For you
thank god there is no cuckor in that drink, you don't want that
Are there really parts of the US without actual pizza shops? I've lived in the northeast all my life and wouldn't dream of getting garbage like Papa John's or Little Caesars over a local place.
all the local places by me taste like shit. papa johns is actually better, which is pretty sad
They cut it terribly. Tomatoes are bad for your digestive system
Sunday night football
Bootleg family guy episodes on youtube.
As a Eurogay, can you please export Chipotle and Little Caesar? I feel like those are the last big ones left and I wanna try them. Is chipotle that good? It seems like redditors love it way too much
chipotle is sloppa shit
little caesars is surprisingly still a good place, just ordered some
Chipotle food is quite literally stuff you can make yourself. It's very bland and there's not much seasoning in it.
Little Caesars (depending on location) is top tier
papa johns is anal cancer
is this a regular style papa john's pizza? how come this one looks good but when I get thier pizza it's a perfect circle and frozen looking
>papa johns
Throw that shit right in the trash
Papa Johns is the best of the chain pizza restaurants IMO
Which isn't saying much but still
If S’barro from 90s mall food courts was still around I’d put them first. Pizza Hut in the 90s was good too if you liked pan pizza but their pizzas taste like shit now
We aren't talking about the 90s fricktard
[Spoiler]but I agree with you
shut up moron
Did you degrease it first?