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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With each passing year Gordon becomes what he swore to destroy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No man is righteous
      -God

  2. 5 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Frozen macaroni dinner?

  3. 5 months ago
    Type safe in the Options field

    Gordon shouldn’t criticise anyone else’s coking because he himself is fricking wank at cooking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gordon shouldn’t criticise anyone else’s coking because he himself is fricking wank at cooking.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why this man is a famous chef? What establishments did he make food for prior to becoming the food critic TV man.
    Marco Pierres only controversy was being sponsored by a stockpot company but at least I know he can cook. This guy cooks mediocre food and he's a hypocrite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's essentially a reality tv star. He did go through proper chef training but he made his fame and fortune by acting like a drama queen because it makes for good TV.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said it's because Americans are easily impressed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans love reality TV, and Gordon has a very forceful personality. Match made in heaven.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just read his wiki page you lazy homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon cut his teeth in the high-end dive eateries of West London in the 1980s. He became a master of temperature control and for his re-imaginings of traditional American dishes. MPW recognized his talent early and promoted him to head chef at his central London restaurant. The rest, as they say, is history.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's a dive eatery? esl here

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          low-key, underground, but high class restaurants

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It's a shitty old diner with boomer food that will kill you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's a shitty old diner with boomer food that will kill you.
              In West London? Nah mate. North, East South London sure but not West London.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's so dangerous about it?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Animal fat bad
              Poofter

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >boomer food
              as opposed to what? hot chip and monster energy drink?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          An eatery is a restaurant.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw Americans call dunky-wunky dive eateries “seafood restaurants”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      America had a big ol throbber for angry Brits in the 00s. Weakest Link, Supernanny/Nanny 911, and of course, Gordon, among others.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the office, you fricking moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer a flan.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slowly lifts pizza
    >screams directly into the camera

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come this programme is being rewatched by millions of americans daily? youtube has 10 hour vids of the show lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Show about food
      >Why do lardasses love this show?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Show about food
        >>Why do lardasses love this show?
        This. If they're not eating, they're thinking about eating or talking about it or watching somebody else eating online or looking at pictures of food or spaffing on Soufflés.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Show about food
        >>Why do lardasses love this show?
        This. If they're not eating, they're thinking about eating or talking about it or watching somebody else eating online or looking at pictures of food or spaffing on Soufflés.

        Good morning Ahmed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Good morning Ahmed
          Morning Darnell 🙂

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Lardass

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like iron chef better.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    seen better 'zas but that ain't such a bad 'za

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S RAW

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try one of these, but I don't have a microwave and there are no oven directions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally just do 30-45 mins at 350 for anything you want to reheat in the oven, this of course also works for premade frozen or refrigerated meals

        Did your grandmother never teach you this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was being sarcastic you absolute mong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've tried that before but they always come out cold in parts.

          He was being sarcastic you absolute mong.

          No, I was serious. I don't have a microwave.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd try one of these, but I don't have a microwave and there are no oven directions.
        i am literally facing this exact dilemma right now. i grabbed a chinky ready meal from co-op and the fricker only has microwave instructions.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sellout motherfricker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricking doomed his son to have a rat live in his hat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shepherds pie
      >beef
      there is literally a bit where gordon moans about the difference between cottage and shepherds pie being beef mince and lamb mince.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is literally a bit where gordon moans about the difference between cottage and shepherds pie being beef mince and lamb mince.
        This is frozen slop made exclusively for the American market. Do you think he even looked at the ingredients? He just signed his name and cashed the cheque and flew back to Blighty with a big grin on his face.
        Always thought he was a prick, but he's gone way up in my estimation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        member when gordon challenged his mum to a shepherd's pie bake, and gordon's was raw in the middle?

        fricking fake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >member when gordon challenged his mum to a shepherd's pie bake
          No? You actually watch this shite?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats with that sam hyde smile? anyone else notice?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, very nice.
      Let's see how it really looks.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [HORROR MOVIE SOUND EFFECTS]
    [SLORP.MP3]

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, that pizza does look greasy and gross and unremarkable but I'd still eat it on a Friday night.

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